The BMB

Disclaimer: I own nothing but what you see here. This was inspired by promos that D-Generation X did in 2006 on the WWE. BMB refers to Brandon the Rebel, Missy, and Billy. Inspiration also comes from the Tumblr user InCorrectGMWQuotes as well. Oh, and to the guest who reviewed chapter 5's The Busted Bubble, I think you're missing the point that the events of that is just one way things COULD go if they kept protecting Riley and keeping her naive.

Summary: The BMB have a few apologies to make after a recent debacle of theirs.

In one of the offices of the high school that Riley Matthews, Maya Hart, Lucas Friar, Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux, Farkle Minkus, and Isadora Smackle attended was three teenagers. The girl amongst the three was sitting in the office chair behind the desk with what looked to be a card in her hands while the two boys sat at opposite ends of the table and staring at the camera in front of them with their arms crossed. Said camera was connected to a live broadcast that everybody could see, whether they were on school grounds or not. The girl in question was none other then Missy Bradford, the boy on the left was the Rebel known as Brandon, and the boy on the right was Billy Ross. The three had oddly enough formed a friendship between one another late into their freshman year of high school and usually could be seen at the scene of one controversy or another.

Such as the great 'Cheese Stick' incident in sophomore year that saw long time teacher Ms. Bellar finally retire from the teaching profession after having a nervous breakdown brought on by the incident they caused without actually meaning to. Currently, the three were in the office and having to make a few apologies live after taking control of the school last week and causing absolute chaos in the process. And it all had began when Brandon had gone into the Principal's office and told the adults in there that they were needed out in the parking lot. A few of the more rebellious types in the school, along with Lucas, who'd been feeling particularly rebellious that day due to events from the previous night, helped the trio with making sure the Principal and the others in the office with him had a hard time getting back.

While that went on, the BMB used the intercom system to cause chaos all through out the school. Leaving for many a teacher to be confused about what to do, allowing for a few of the more bolder students to take advantage of the situation. The fact they hadn't been suspended had been a huge surprise but they were told if they didn't make a few apologies it was liable to happen. "Good afternoon to our fellow classmates of the High School of the Lactose Intolerant, we at BMB are here to issue a few apologies in light of our little chaos causing the week before. Which you know, kind of sucks as I would rather be at the movies or getting my nails done." Spoke up Missy as she looked into the camera.

"I don't see why we have to apologize anyway." Muttered Brandon with a shake of the head.

Billy shrugged and looked at his friend. "Cause man, Matthews said we HAD to or its suspension for all of us."

Missy cleared her throat before anymore could be said and the two quieted down. "First, to the entire debate team of our school for pretty much out debating you at every topic you guys could think of."

"Wait, why are we even apologizing to them? Those guys have pretty much sucked since Minkus and Smackle decided that sucking face was more fun then debating. They can't even be called a debate team when the majority of their arguments can't even be agreed on." Broke in Billy with an eye roll.

As seriously, Farks and Izzy leaving like they did made the rest of that bunch weaker then Riley Matthews' home made fruit punch. Missy sighed and threw away the card and showing that she had another one. "To the Drama Club, for supplying you guys with X-Men costumes -"

She was cut off when Brandon spoke up next. "Oh come on! More then half of those guys are comic book geeks! They practically loved that we did that!" Okay, so maybe not every one of them did but whatever.

Missy just cocked her head to the side to consider that for a moment, she then shrugged and threw away the second card. She just knew that wherever Mr. Matthews was currently, he was most likely facepalming himself over how this whole thing was already going. Billy grabbed the cards from her before she could begin reading and his eyebrows raised up when he started reading what was next to maybe apologize for. "Okay… Undermining Mr. Willard's authority and causing him to go bald unintentionally was NOT our fault. Matter of fact, I don't even get why we're getting blamed for that one when we weren't even around at the time." The man did look like the real life version of the Mr. Clean guy after going bald though so that was something at least. Plus, the guy was a real jerk so undermining his authority was like a rite of passage by now.

"Weren't we doing that thing with the Ferrets that day?" Asked Brandon curiously as Billy threw away the card.

"That was actually fun." Spoke up Missy with a smile as those little fellas were so lovable!

The boys smiled, though whether or not it was cause of what she said or because of what they were remembering what the Ferrets had been used for was up for debate. "Uhh… Moving on before we incriminate ourselves!" Said Billy in a rush after snapping out of the fond flash back having moment.

Brandon took the cards next and read what was on the card. "To Bradley Summers, for -" Missy stopped him from going further.

"Its not my fault he couldn't handle a few home truths about his reasons for body building!" The girl said with an eye roll. Man did she regret ever going out with him!

Shrugging his shoulders, Brandon threw that card away too and began to read the next one aloud. "To Angelina Dawdbury when we cost you your chance of winning the 'Most Caring' award for the third time in three years. Which… Actually, we all know Riley 'Sunny Day' Matthews is far more deserving of that anyway." Here, Billy and Missy both rolled their eyes as they both knew full well their friend had something of a crush on that girl.

A certain Angelina Dawdbury was positively fuming after that at her house and vowed revenge on the three. Well, added revenge to the revenge she was already planning for costing her that award anyway. Brandon then threw away that card, which happened to be the last one of the bunch. "So, that was the last one and we never actually apologized for anything." He summed up succinctly.

Missy again had the thought that Mr. Matthews was probably facepalming himself again over what they were doing. Heck, Mr. Turner probably was too! "Hey, we tried so that has to count for somethin' right?" Threw in Billy who actually wasn't too concerned about any of what was going on now that he really thought about it.

"I say we go award ourselves with some Smoothies for a job well done." Added Missy with a smirk as she knew full well that in the eyes of a certain few, a job well done was no where near close to what actually happened.

That idea sounded great to the two boys and the three quickly made their way out, not even bothering to turn off the camera. It'd wind up being decided the three would get three days of suspension instead of a week's worth since they did technically do what had been asked of them. Even if they hadn't really even apologized. The incident with Mr. Willard would still remain a mystery for awhile longer yet until Brandon and Billy got Farkle drunk one night and he turned out to be the extremely talkative type while drunk out of his mind.

Author's Notes: Ahh this was fun! Hope those of you who read this will have enjoyed it! R and R! And if any of you have any ideas you'd like to see me do, throw em at me!