Whoa Momma!
Disclaimer: As always I own nothing but what you see here. I'm sorry for the seriously huge lack of updates with this and Grabbing Life. I've just… Kinda got burned out with GMW and it helped kill the drive for this and Grabbing Life. Who knows, maybe season 3 will re-ignite the fire. Anyways… This is a follow up to chapter 7's The BMB but this time with Lucas pulling a John Cena during an interview.
Summary: When one of the school reporters asks Lucas a question, the girl gets more than she bargained for.
Hayley Jones, long time class mate of Riley, Maya, Farkle, Lucas, and Zay, best friend of Darby Walker, and an awesome school reporter was on currently on location in the hallways of her high school talking about the current events that had happened in recent weeks. Among recent events involving the BMB being their usual selves and an apology that didn't actually happen. "As you all know, the recent Football game ended in an uproar when Vice Principal Dillons somehow got caught on a dropped ladder from a blimp causing a whole mess of chaos and panic to erupt. And I am out in our beloved hallways today asking fellow students what they think of this and other recent events."
The camera man turned towards one Lucas Friar who was looking around in a confused way over something. "Hi Lucas!" Hayley said cheerfully and making him look at her in surprise.
"Huh? Oh… Hey Hayley. What, what can I do for ya?"
He really hoped she wasn't going to ask him about Zay again as it was just awkward trying to come up with anything to tell her. That boy seriously just needed to man up and ask her out already in his view. "I was hoping I could get your thoughts on recent events here at school. Like the thing with the Vice Principal?"
"Recent events?"
"Mm-hmm!"
Lucas looked at her for a moment before looking at the camera. "Well for one, I'm still wondering where the heck my History book is but okay. So you've got those three crazy kids in the BMB doing what they do and giving out horrible apologies! My own momma would throw me into the shed if I did somethin' like that for cryin' out loud! But hey, those guys are good people. Like really good people you know?"
Hayley was pretty much giving her fellow classmate a strange look for how he was acting and everyone else was wondering what the heck was wrong with him. "You've got balding teachers, teachers retiring, Farkle and Smackle sucking face instead of debating and that girl has finally stopped thinking I'm trying to steal her from Farkle! And then you've got Mr. Matthews teaching us yet again like we're in some weird tv show for God's sake! Ya got Yogie rolling around on skates again cause of Charlie freakin' Gardner and hearts in the eyes of Darby Walker cause of it! Gardner is an evil master mind of romance and everyone seems to think I'm a little insane for thinking that!"
Course his crazed look wasn't exactly helping his case for being sane and Mr. Matthews was facepalming himself while shaking his head. Maya was pretty much laughing her head off while Riley just looked on at the antics of her friend on the tv screen. "Its about time he let out what he was feeling." Dave just snorted at that as the girl was clearly in need of doing that herself!
"And now you got the honorable Vice Principal floating around thanks to a blimp and people are freaking out everywhere and its whoa momma! But I gotta say pbbt to that! Cause I rode a freakin' Bull once for four or thirty seconds or something like that and it was WAY more dangerous then that whole thing was! So everybody needs to just settle down and breathe!"
Hayley stared at him in stunned silence while he just breathed heavily and looked like a wild animal. The camera man cleared his throat and it seemed to snap her out of her stunned state. "Um… Okay… So what do you think our chances are for a winning season in light of what happened at the last game?"
"A winning season? That's easy, we got it in the bag like Riley's got a problem solving solution somewhere on her!" And with that, he gave a salute and went on his way in search of his History book. Leaving a slightly worried Hayley behind over his mental state.
Looking at the camera man, she gave the camera an awkward smile. "Right, well this is Hayley Jones signing out!"
Author's Notes: Hopefully I did a fairy good job in channeling early John Cena during interview segments. And if I didn't, well at least I tried. Hayley is an actual character but since I didn't feel like looking up more info on her I just went with a made up last name. Remember folks, prompts always accepted!