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Sabaku no Kitsune: Chapter 24

Snow Country; 1 week after the attack and 2 weeks before the Chunin exam finals: With Naruto, Karin and Kurumi

Naruto, Karin and Kurumi were all standing in a field waiting for Jiraya and the others to show up; Naruto has been training with Temari while Karin has been pulling double duty training with training with Naruto and healing Kurumi.

"How's the shoulder Kurumi" Naruto asked as he looked at Kurumi; she was looking a lot better than she was last week due to Karin's help. Her skin got its color back and she's moving faster.

"A little stiff" Kurumi said rolling her shoulder "but it's getting there; thanks to Karin here" she said making Karin smile.

"Glad I can help" Karin said "although I don't like getting bitten for my chakra; but if it's for any of you guys, I'll make an exception" she said before seeing both Kurumi and Naruto chuckle.

"Really you don't like it" Kurumi said giggling.

"Sure, didn't sound like it" Naruto said as he went over to Kurumi and pretended to bite her arm.

"Ahhhh" Kurumi mock yelled imitating an orgasm; both Naruto and Kurumi began to laugh as Karin began to blush and shake in rage.

"Ok I take it back; no more biting" Karin said as she huffed and turned around "jerks" she shouted as Naruto and Kurumi chuckled.

Suddenly a gust of wind appeared and both Jiraya and Obito appeared "ok my little chickees" Jiraya said with a smile "we have 2 weeks until the finals and we have a lot of ground to cover" he said.

"So, what's the plan" Naruto asked and Obito spoke up.

"Jiraya here will help you and Karin on your ninjutsu" Obito said looking at Naruto and Karin "I will be assisting on helping Kurumi train her sharingan and expand her jutsu" he said making Kurumi smile.

"We also have a volunteer to help us out too" Jiraya said "she's an expert on physical training and will be assisting us on getting you 3 into better shape; especially you Karin since you are physically the weakest" he said making all 3 confused.

"Really" Karin said "well who's going to be helping us" she said.

Obito smiled and opened used his Kamui to phase away; a few seconds later he brought back someone who they never expected to help "mom" Kurumi said confused.

Sango was no longer in her usual cloths; she was now wearing green military fatigues, black polished combat boots and military cover.

"Shut the fuck up and listen to me" Sango shouted making all 3 flinch "I am Corporal Sango Uchiha; former Sapper in the Land of Tea National Guard, and I'll be training you 3 every goddamn day until you leave back to the finals" she shouted with a menacing glare. Naruto, Karin and Kurumi all looked uneasy at Sango as they never seen this side of her "is that clear" she shouted.

"Yes mam" Naruto, Karin and Kurumi answered cowering slightly.

"Good, we begin tomorrow" Sango said crossing her arms "and no bitching and whining" she shouted.

"That's so hot" Obito said standing back with Jiraya looking at his wife "reminds me of when I first met her; she walked through that door wearing that uniform after her guard weekend" he said with a smile. "And that uniform still fits her; one of the only things that survived the house burning down" he said.

"Oh, boy this is going to be fun" Jiraya said with a mischievous smirk.

The next day at dawn

"Holy fucking shit; you 3 move like how old people fuck" Sango said as she, Obito and Jiraya carried a log on their shoulders running up a hill "Kami above if I knew how fucking slow you 3 were I would've busted out this uniform years ago" she shouted.

Sango was wearing her olive drab green short shorts, t shirt, running shoes and white socks; her hair was tied back into a pony tail and she was in the rear of the log looking back at Naruto, Kurumi and Karin.

Naruto, Kurumi and Karin were all dressed the same as Sango as they carried a log on their shoulders following their teachers up the hill. All 3 were sweating, breathing heavily, and all hating their life decisions; Naruto was in the front holding the log while Kurumi was in the middle using her good shoulder and Karin was in the rear. Jiraya had the idea of putting chakra suppression seals on all 3 for their physical exercise to ensure no cheating.

"Shit, shit, shit" Naruto panted as he ran up the hill "my heart is going to explode" Naruto said.

"Fuck this" Kurumi said as she tried to keep pace "this is hard" she said.

"Doing this without chakra sucks" Karin panted from behind; so far, she was the one having the hardest time "I'm not built for this; why didn't I go intelligence" she whined.

"Come on girls" Naruto said "we gotta do this; no giving up now" he said urging them on; Naruto and the girls continued up the hill following behind Sango, Obito and Jiraya.

A little while later

Naruto, Obito and Jiraya were all sitting on a log with wide eyes.

"It's beautiful" Jiraya said; all 3 were looking at Sango do her after workout stretches with Karin and Kurumi.

All 3 were looking at Sango's ass as she did toe touches; her toned ass pressing against the tight fabric of her shorts "like 2 kittens playing under a blanket" Naruto said his hormones getting the better of him.

"Yeah… and she's all mine" Obito said looking at how sexy his wife was all sweaty in her tight uniform "I wonder if I can convince her to wear that later on; if you catch my drift" he said making Jiraya and Naruto nod in agreement.

Suddenly all 3 felt killing intent from behind them; Naruto, Jiraya and Obito turned around and saw Temari behind them with an angry look and cracking her knuckles "so this is your training huh" she said gritting her teeth.

"Hey babe- "Naruto began until Temari punched him.

A few minutes later

Naruto was nursing his bruised jaw while standing next to Karin and Kurumi who both had annoyed looks on their faces.

"Perv" Karin said.

"Creep" Kurumi said.

Jiraya and Obito both had black eyes thanks to Temari who was standing next to the both of them tapping her foot "I come out to see how your training is going and I see you 3 jackasses checking out a married woman" she said and Obito raised his hand.

"Hey I'm the one who's marr- "Obito began.

"Shut up or I'll hit you with my fan" Temari shouted and Obito shut up.

"Yep; in my 30's and can still turn heads" Sango said rolling her neck "I get those 2, but you Naruto; you got a thing for older women or something" Sango said looking at him. Naruto immediately began to turn bright red and Temari, Sango, Kurumi and Karin all looked at him "no way seriously; you have an older women fetish or something" she said.

"Shut up; it's not my fault" Naruto said "it's… just… well" Naruto stuttered.

*Flashback 1

Naruto eating Tazuna's house in the land of waves and Tsunami came up and put another plate down in front of Naruto "here's another plate for you Naruto" Tsunami said "you need to regain your strength from fighting on the bridge" she said and Naruto smiled.

"Thanks Miss Tsunami" Naruto said with a smile; Tsunami leaned in and gave Naruto a kiss on the cheek making him blush and fidget making Tsunami giggle.

"You're too cute" Tsunami said as she got up and walked back to the kitchen.

*Flashback 2

"Damn pervy sage" Naruto said was walking through the forest back to the village from training with Jiraya "'just summon the damn toad you dunce'" Naruto said imitating Jiraya. "How is this going to help me fight Neji" Naruto said as he walked.

As Naruto walked, he walked through a bush he was suddenly grabbed by a giant snake "ha I got you now Kur- hey you're not Kurenai" Anko said holding Naruto hostage on the ground.

"Gah, you're the crazy snake lady" Naruto shouted as he recognized her from when she cut his cheek and licked his blood.

"Anko let him go" Kurenai said as she hopped down from a tree "Sorry Naruto; she's a little off" Kurenai said making Anko get a tic mark.

"Huh; what's that supposed to mean" Anko said annoyed.

"You are irrational, blood thirsty and reckless" Kurenai said "my god how we are friends is a miracle of nature" she said. "Sorry Naruto; we'll- "Kurenai began as both she and Anko looked at him.

Naruto was bright red as he looked up; both women didn't realize that from the angle Naruto was at he could see up their skirts.

'Purple' Naruto thought looking at Anko 'and red' Naruto thought looking at Kurenai.

Kurenai realizing this jumped back and held her dress down and blushing 'oh god did he see' she thought.

Anko looked down at Naruto passively and smirked "Like what you see" Anko said; Naruto turned away trying to hide his blush and Anko began to laugh.

*Flashback 3

Naruto was lying down in a bed in the hotel as Jiraya, Tsunade and Shizune were all out eating; he was still hurt from the fight with Orochimaru and Kabuto and didn't feel like getting up and going out.

'Ow man; 3 days and it still hurts pretty bad' Naruto thought as he looked at his injured left hand which was stabbed by Kabuto 'four-eyed jerk; I'm lucky I'm a righty' he thought.

Suddenly the door burst open and a drunk Tsunade stumbled in "heeeeyyyy brat" Tsunade slurred "how'reyoufeelingyouok" she slurred as she walked close.

"Granny Tsunade; are you drunk" Naruto said confused.

"…Maybe" Tsunade said as she walked over and plopped on the bed "ok… time for beddy bye" she said as she grabbed Naruto and pulled him into her giant cleavage; Tsunade began to snore as she used Naruto as a teddy bear.

Naruto felt the warmth and softness and then felt something get hard 'shit no, go down, go down, go down' Naruto thought 'she's like super old, she's using a genjutsu, man her boobs are freakin soft, no wait, no, bad brain' Naruto argued with himself internally.

"Lady Tsunade" Shizune said running in "you can't sleep in here; this is Na- "Shizune began but Tsunade pulled her down as well on the other side of Naruto. Now Naruto was sandwiched between Tsunade and Shizune's breasts.

"Shhhh… sleep" Tsunade said as she fell back asleep; both Shizune and Naruto began to struggle to get out but couldn't because of Tsunade's strength.

"Sorry, Naruto" Shizune said "this is… what is that poking me" Shizune asked and Naruto began to turn red and looked like he was about to cry. " !" Shizune said "don't worry; she won't remember this, I'll keep it secret, I promise" she said.

"Thanks, Shizune" Naruto said trying to hide his face.

*Flashbacks end

"Aww babe" Temari said wrapping her arms around Naruto "you fell in love with be because I filled your fetish criteria" she said and Karin, Kurumi and Sango began to laugh at Naruto who began to blush harder.

"Jerks" Naruto said as he pouted.

"Ok enough games" Jiraya said "Naruto with me, Kurumi with Obito and Temari, and Karin with Sango; they have my training guides and we'll switch every hour" he said and all 3 nodded.

With Naruto and Jiraya

Naruto was looking at Jiraya waiting for his instruction "ok Naruto" Jiraya began "I know you can't use the rasengan; as much as you want to use it" he said.

"I really wish I could" Naruto said "I still use it; but only for training" he said and Jiraya nodded.

"Well how about I help you create something similar" Jiraya said peaking Naruto's interest "the rasengan works by forming chakra into your palm and molding it into a sphere" Jiraya said. "So, what's stopping us from using your wind chakra to form something similar" Jiraya said "if we put out heads together, we could find a way for you to release wind chakra from your wrist and form it into a close-range attack like the rasengan" he said and Naruto got stary eyed.

"Oh man that'd be so badass" Naruto said "lets get started pervy sage" Naruto said as he rotated his wrist.

"Atta boy Naruto" Jiraya said "now then" he said opening up a wind scroll. "Let's rock this shit; we can't let the girls get ahead" he said.

With Kurumi, Obito and Temari

"Ok Kurumi" Temari said reaching into her thigh holster "me and Obito here talked about it and we decided the best thing for you to do is increase the power of your fire based jutsu" she said and Kurumi got excited.

"So, I'm learning new fire jutsu" Kurumi asked.

"Nope" Obito said as Temari threw something at Kurumi who caught it; Kurumi looked at it and saw that it was a small fan like Naruto's "we are going to teach you basic wind jutsu to increase the power of your fire jutsu" he said.

"Fire and wind combined with each other will increase the size and temperature of the flame" Temari explained "so in theory if we teach you a basic wind jutsu it could increase the power by 50 to 100 percent" she said and Kurumi got excited.

"Along with that we are going to help you get more skilled with that sword of yours" Obito said as he opened a scroll and brought out Kurumi's sword.

"Well, what are we waiting for" Kurumi said as she opened her fan "lets get started" she said.

With Karin and Sango

"Karin I'm going to be straight with you" Sango said "them chains of yours are good; but your taijutsu is shit" she said making Karin nod. Karin was never a combat type as she was mostly the one providing support for Naruto and Kurumi "so I'm gonna teach you how to fight better" she said and Karin looked at Sango.

"What kind of martial art do you know" Karin asked.

"I know basic locks and knife fighting from my militia days" Sango said "but my daddy taught me a unique martial art; 'gouging'" she said making Karin confused.

"Gouging" Karin said and Sango nodded.

"A tough and brutal fighting style of the land of Tea" Sango said "strangling, biting off ears, fingers and noses, gouging out eyeballs, attacking genitals" she said making Karin flinch. "It was so brutal that the daimyo outlawed it for dueling due to so many people getting disfigured; but it stayed alive in the country side for private duels" Sango said "so I'm going to teach you it" she said.

"And how are you going to do that" Karin asked nervously.

"By us beating the holy fuck fucking fuckity fuck out of each other" Sango said as she threw bandages at Karin's feet "take off them glasses and wrap them knuckles; you have 1 minute before I come at you" she said as she began to wrap her knuckles.

Karin took off her glasses and began to wrap her knuckles 'oh man why me; what did I- 'she began.

"Times up" Sango said as she charged forwards and tackled Karin like she was sacking a quarter back.

1 and a half weeks later: Koyuki's castle

Naruto, Karin and Kurumi were all standing in a room in front of Koyuki, Temari, Obito and Sango; Koyuki was looking at Karin who had bruised all along her face, arms, legs and everywhere else there was exposed skin.

"Um Karin" Koyuki said "are you ok" she asked and Karin nodded.

"Yeah" Karin said "I'm a fast healer; I should be good in a few days" she said with a lop-sided smile.

"Atta girl" a bruised and bloody Sango said with a bandage covering her left eye and missing a front tooth "by the way; how much will it cost to get my tooth put back in" Sango said raising up her knocked-out tooth.

"I'll handle it" Koyuki said uneasy "anyway before you 3 leave back to Kiri I have somethings to give you" Koyuki said. "Kurumi; I got you a light chakra armor chest plate" Koyuki said reaching behind her and handing Kurumi the armor "it's not super durable like the heavy armor but it'll keep you safer than a flak jacket and not slow you down; also, you can paint it and design it how you would like it" she said with a smile.

"Awesome; thanks lady Koyuki" Kurumi said giving her a hug "with this I'm gonna rock" she said as she walked back.

"For Karin" Koyuki said as she reached into her pockets "I got you a pair of knuckle dusters for your new fighting style" she said handing Karin a pair of knuckle dusters.

"They're so light" Karin said.

"But very durable; they are made with a special metal that reacts with chakra" Koyuki explained "you can channel your elemental chakra and make it harder hitting" she said.

Karin pumped her earth chakra into it and the knuckle dusters began to glow; some stones from the floor came up and stuck to the front of the dusters like metal attracted to a magnet "wow, these will definably come in handy" Karin said. "I thank you for the gifts" Karin said bowing and Koyuki bowed as well.

"And for Naruto and Temari; I have something special for the both out you" Koyuki said as she snapped her fingers and a scientist in a lab coat came in pushing a table with 2 cases on top "since I found out about you living in Suna and learning their ways, I decided to put my scientist into researching what could be a good gift" she said with a smile.

The scientist stopped in front of both Naruto and Temari and they looked at the cases "I'm sure you'll enjoy it" he said a he pulled out a radio and pressed play (I don't own the song Sean C does and if you want context look up 'Boondock saints 2; arms dealer scene').

(I don't wanna be the one that's chasin' you 'round the town
I don't wanna be the guy that's wonderin' when you put me down)

Naruto and Temari both looked at each other and them looked at the table; both reached out and opened the cases.

(I'm here if you want me, I ain't gonna push and shove
Cuz baby all I really want to be)

Both Naruto and Temari gasped as they opened the cases as a biblical glow emanated from within the cases.

(Is balls deep in your love
Balls deep in your love
Balls deep in your love
Balls deep in your love)

Inside Naruto's case there was 2 small fans and a medium fan; all 3 had black metal finished with the Suna symbol on them. Naruto picked up the medium fan and opened it; the inside had a smooth grey mirror coat with orange trimmings on the edges and 3 orange moons.

Inside Temari's was a fan the same size as hers but looked more mesmerizing; the outside was a light purple finish with her name engraved in silver. Temari picked it up and opened it; on the inside was a clean white polish with 4 yellow moons.

"I feel like that kid from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory" Naruto said holding the fans "the one who found the golden ticket" he said.

"Charlie" Jiraya said.

"Yeah, yeah Charlie" Temari said in awe "oh I want and Oompa Loompa daddy; and I want it now" she said letting her serious-self go and letting out her inner child take control.

"We spent months of research and material gathering for those" the scientist said "chakra conductive metals for the moons and the most resilient metals for the outer and inner parts to be able to resist nearly everything that can or could be thrown at it" he said. "We made prototypes of each of those; it took us hundreds of hours and countless strenuous testing to damage them" he said cleaning his glasses "and at the end all we needed to do was knock out some dents, replace the henges and re-paint them" he said.

"What do you say you 2" Koyuki said and both Naruto and Temari looked at the scientist.

"We love you" they both said making the scientist chuckle and the others sweat drop.

"Oh, we got to test these out" Naruto said to Temari who nodded vigorously.

"We will baby" Temari said "soon, very soon" she said.

Naruto stood up and looked over at the assembled crowd and smiled; he saw their happy and amused faces and Naruto could just feel the positive energy flowing around the room.

"Let's win this thing" Naruto said with determination.

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