"Oh... well I guess it's just another day of stupidity here." Shrek casually said with him and the others witnessing the typical Touhou shenanigans going on since the ogre was exploring around with his friends. "Guess they're not going to need us here."
"Of course they need us!" Donkey said with him jumping over a bunch of Touhou fairies who got knocked out and had X marked on their eyes. "Look at how unstable they are with all these bullets going around, it's like hell got loose or something!"
"He raises a good point." Puss in Boots said while enjoying a drink for he suddenly got smashed up by several Touhou gods falling on him which caused him to claw his way out of the mess. "Yeuck... this place definitely is less appealing the more you stick around to it."