"Man have I been having all these farts going right out of me." Ness' methane making mother said with a laugh since she was watching a bunch of parodies on the television set while she was waiting for her son to call her, playfully fanning her putrid poots away. "I hope he'll be soon because-"
Suddenly the phone rang and the mom was quick to pick up the phone with her greeting a "Hello~" for she was quick to perk up since she could hear her brapping boy on the other line, clenching her stinky cheeks together since she was more than happy to hear an "Okay!" from the other side.
"I'm doing great mommy!" Ness cheered while he let out a big fart that puffed up his jeans shorts with his friends fighting off the spoofs that were trying to get the jump on them in the big city, with it being night. "I just wanted to let you know that I'm doing good and I'll be home sooner than you think!"
"That's great dear!" Ness' ma responded with her twirling the phone cord around for she lifted her leg to let her explosive toots fog up the house. "I'll be sure to clear the place up when you get back! Do take care out there!"