Chris: (Voice-over as clips from the last episode play) "Last time on Total Drama: I welcomed the All-Stars plus Trent and Cody (Laughs) to the newly decontaminated island. Then, it was Heroes VS Villains, diving into shark-infested waters in search of the one key that would unlock the door to the all-new McLean Spa Hotel, for winners only. Despite his fear of sharks, Scott did hold the key to the spa hotel, and victory for the Villainous Vultures. The now single Duncan is sore about Gwen being together with Trent again, and Gwen and Trent are becoming the next Bridgette and Geoff. While Lindsay was on the chopping block, the Heroic Hamsters bid farewell to Sam via, our newest and most humiliating "commode" of transportation, the Flush of Shame". (Cut to Chris and Chef grinning on the Dock of Shame.) "Who will be next to pop through the pooper? Find out right now, on Total Drama All-Stars!"
Opening Credits:
A bunch of cameras appear. The camera then show Chris's spa hotel and regular cabins, and Chris and Chef on top of the cliff with Chris on his jetpack.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The camera shows Sierra trying to get Cody's attention in the water with Cody being a little freaked out. Scott and Sam are shown swimming away from Fang, with Heather laughing at them Dakota hits her head, causing her to faceplant into the water.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The camera points to Gwen passionately kissing Trent on the lips on the beach with Duncan glaring at them and Courtney rolling her eyes.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as can be heard in the background)
Jo is shown boxing a bear near the loser cabins. Lightning is shown sprinting by her and running into Cameron.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Lindsay is looking herself in a mirror outside the spa hotel. Mike and Zoey are looking at each other romantically at the campfire before everyone is shown.
The cast then starts whistling, with the exception of Gwen and Trent, as Gwen is still passionately kissing Trent on the lips.
Inside of the boy's side of the loser cabin, on one bunk bed: Mike on the bottom bunk. On the other bunk: Cameron on top bunk and Cody on the bottom bunk. There's a mosquito buzzing around, and Mike is mumbling in his sleep as his personalities.
Mike: (Mumbling in his sleep, as Chester) "There's a storm 'a coming dagnabbit! (Gasps, now as Svetlana) "I'm scared! After all zese years, he's going to return!" (Gasps, as Vito) "Ayo, how we gonna stop this goombah?" (Gasps, as Manitoba) "Hush it, mates; Mike is waking up!" (Wakes up, as his normal self, still groggy; looks around) Uh… huh, wuzzat? Did you guys say something?"
(Cameron and Cody are still peacefully asleep. The mosquito lands on Cody's ear, causing him to groan in pain. Then Mike shrugs & goes back to sleep.
Outside with Gwen and Trent.
Gwen is passionately kissing Trent on the lips. She ends the kiss causing him to blush.
Gwen: "I'll never get tired of this".
Trent: "Neither will I". He blushes some more. He then smiles normally. "So last night went well. The trio of Mike, Zoey and Cameron are strong though".
Gwen: "You're right. I don't mind working with Mike and Zoey. We may be targets soon because we're a pair to being in an alliance with a couples works".
Trent: "I'm good with that but I don't want to sacrifice Cody or Lindsay, especially Cody.
Gwen: "We won't. This is something we need to work around".
Trent: "Yes we do. However, if things don't work, then we gotta get rid of one of them. Cameron won last season and he's super smart so I'm good if we get him out first.
Gwen (gazes in Trent's eyes): "This strategic side of you is turning me on". She says with a seductive tone, causing Trent to blush. She then grabs him and pulls him into a heated kiss, giving him a heated and passionate kiss on the lips.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Trent really turns me on". She says affectionately and seductively.
Trent: "My first two tries didn't go great. I need to be smarter next time.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
(Cut to the Spa hotel, we cut inside to a fancy looking dining room with chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, Courtney is sitting on one end with a plate of pancakes, and Scott at the other end with a plate full of sausages. The butler lays down a plate of pancakes next to Scott's seat.)
Scott: "Oh I am digging this. I can't wait to be a millionaire".
(Duncan sits down next to Scott)
Duncan: "Yeah, this is the life!" (Scott grabs the plate of sausages and starts chowing it down without utensils) "And if we keep winning challenges, we can live like this all season!" (Raises glass, Scott does the same) "To villainy!" (They clink their glasses)
Courtney is eating comfortably but frowns a bit
Duncan: (Slightly concerned) " You alright girl?"
Courtney: "Love the good but hate being a villain".
Duncan: "Cheer up, villains have more fun".
Courtney (sarcastically): "Yea sure".
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Things with Duncan are good surprisingly. He's cool to be around when he's not a jerk (she smiles somewhat affectionately before glaring) No, I don't like him again"!
Duncan: "Courtney is cool when she's on a competitive pyscho maniac. I'm somewhat getting along with her like in season 1 (he smiles somewhat affectionately before glaring) No, I don't like her again"!
(Cut to Boney Island with stormy skies, lightning crackling up above. Lightning is crouching on a rock and clutching a stick, determinedly scanning the water below him. A catfish swims by Lightning's rock, and he swings his stick into the water, sending the fish flying out of the water and landing on the beach)
Lightning: Ha, fish, you've been struck by Lightning!" (One of the monster geese that inhabit Boney Island flies by, grabbing the fish in its mouth) "Oh no you don't!" (leaps off the rock and grabs the other end of the fish, playing tug of war with the goose, the goose pulls him off camera. A bunch of punching and painful squawks are heard. Lightning walks back on screen carrying the battered dead catfish in his hand, victorious) "WHOO!" (Eats the fish in one bite. Then his stomach gurgles) "Sha-dang, this fish is swimming back upstream!" (His cheeks bulge and he runs behind a rock to puke)
(Cut back to the hotel, Jo is now sitting in between Duncan. The butler lays a plate of steaks in front of Jo.)
Jo: "I just hope Lightning doesn't find the invincibility statue, if we don't vote him off soon, he'll be too strong for us to beat later!"
Scott: (Contemplating) "So maybe we should do it right away...Throw the next challenge."
Jo: "Pfft.. And give up all of this? No way!" (Grabs a bunch of steaks with a fork.)
Courtney: "Yea, "I'm about winning".
Jo :"Oh, like you you were trying to throw challenges in season 3"? She asks sarcastically.
Courtney (glares): "Watch your mouth"!.
Jo: "Oh and what are you going to do about it"?
Courtney: "Well at least I didn't lose to a kid that spent most of his life in a bubble and a boy that didn't even know you were a girl".
Duncan (laughs): "Boom roasted".
Jo glares at her.
Dakota in the meanwhile is sad.
Dakota: "I miss Sam".
(Cut to the spa hotel's massage table, where Heather is relaxing.
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: "I can get used to this".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Lindsay is looking at a mirror. She is then approached by Zoey and Mike.
Zoey: "Hey Lindsay".
Lindsay: "Hey guys".
Mike: "Would you be interested in forming an alliance with us"?
Lindsay (confused): "What's that"?
Mike: "We work together and don't vote each other off".
Lindsay (understanding): "Oh right. Sure, why not"?
CONFESSIONAL:
Mike: "Well that was easy".
Zoey: "That went much easier than I expected".
Lindsay: "I didn't mean that. I may not be smart but I'm not dumb. I'm with my original cast from the start". (She becomes confused.) "Who are they again"?
END OF CONFESSIONAL.
Cody is walking.
Sierra: "Cody"!. Sierra screams causing him to nervously stop.
He turns around and is hugged tightly by Sierra for a moment and then she stops.
Sierra: "I missed you".
Cody: "Well, it is quiet without you here (he says somewhat nervous)".
Sierra (sad): "My team isn't bad but I would rather be a hero".
Cody: "We all know you're not a villain".
Sierra (gazes in his eyes): "Awww"!
Cody: "Like anyone on your team"?
Sierra: "Dakota seems cool? What about you"?
Cody: "I'm still good with Gwen, Trent and Lindsay. Cameron seems cool".
Sierra: "Don't let them vote you out".
Cody: "I won't".
CONFESSIONAL:
Cody: "While Sierra can still be obsessive, she has improved and she has a good heart. I'm glad to have her as a friend.
Sierra: "I love being with my Cody".
CONFESSIONAL ENDS.
Chris: (Through the intercom) "Attention Campers, It's challenge time! Get your hineys over to the beach, pronto!"
Cut to the beach, the teams on two platforms, minus Lightning; there is a line separating sides of the beach made in stone, and Chris is sitting in his own stand similar to announcer boxes at game stadiums, wearing a red beret, a red ascot, and sunglasses. Duncan glares at Gwen and Trent but neither notice him".
(A horn honks as the former Boat of Losers speeds by, Lightning performing a perfect summersault and landing with ease on the Villains' platform.)
Scott: (Prodding Lightning with his elbow) "Any luck finding the invincibility statue?"
Lightning: (Smugly flexing) "No need, I am an invincibility statue!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Lightning: "Arrogant? Be fair now; look at me." (Flexes his muscles) "Sha-yeah!"
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Chris: "Our interns have buried 3d puzzle pieces all over the beach. Nine pieces per team; find all your pieces and assemble them on your platform to recreate one of the landmarks visited on our world tour. First to finish, wins."
He sees Gwen kissing Trent on the lips, making him annoyed.
Chris: "I assume everyone understands".
(Lindsay walks to the heroes' platform, looking a bit pale.)
Zoey: (Concerned) "Lindsay? Are you ok?"
Lindsay: (Groans) "Just a little exhausted".
Chris: "Since the Villainous Vultures won the first challenge; they get to dig with shovels."(Calling out) "Incoming!"
Chef, who is still in the Boat of Losers, tosses 8 shovels at the villains. The shovels fly through the air, Heather flinches to avoid the shovel till Duncan catches it, as does Courtney, Sierra and Jo, and Scott is hit in the face with his. Dakota covers her eyes in fear, but Lightning catches the shovel and hands it to her.)
Dakota: "Uh.. Thanks!"
Lightning: (Catches two shovels without looking) "Sha-yoink!"
Heather: (walks up to Lightning, annoyed) "Um, shovel please!"
Lightning: "Nuh-uh, I need both! When this one gets tired, I'll use this one!"
The camera cut to Dakota as a sharp thwack is heard, Heather walking off with a dented shovel, and Lightning with a shovel shaped dent in his face, falling over.
Lindsay: (Walking to the edge of the platform, not looking.) "Hey.. Where are our shov-" (Suddenly she falls off the platform into the sand. & sighs. Then the sand suddenly collapses under her revealing a moat.)
Chris: "And getting on and off your platforms will be challenging, due to the moats." (Jo pokes at the sand with her shovel, making the moat appear) "That are filled with-"
Lindsay: (Screaming) "Crabs!" (The crabs continue to shove him down the moat.)
Chris: (Giggles) "I don't know why, but it gets funnier every time."
Lightning: "No big thing for Light-oh-ning!" (Jumps off the platform) "Sha-bam!" (He lands safely, but a board springs up from the sand and conks him on the face, launching him into the pit, the other villains, except Duncan, look confused and concerned. Duncan just smiles.)
Chris: "And you might wanna watch out for booby traps in the sand."
Mike: "What are we supposed to dig with?"
Chris: Sorry, shovels are for winners only." (Laughs) "I guess you'll have to use your hands. Your challenge starts now!" (Pulls out an air horn and blasts it)
(The Heroes still on top of the platform [Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Trent Courtney, and Lindsay] huddle into a small group.)
Zoey: "We should divide our area into sections that each dig into one."
Gwen: "Good plan".
Zoey: (Puts her hand in the center) "Go team!"
Mike /Cameron: (Put their hands in the center) "GO TEAM!"
Trent: "Let's do this".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "We need a win. I don't want to go back to the elimination ceremony after last night".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(By now the villains are on the beach digging, except for Jo and Heather)
Jo: "Strategy, people! Stra-te-gy! We should start from one end, and dig to the other one in a straight line!"
Heather: (Getting in Jo's face) "And what if the pieces are all at the far end, huh, huh?! We need two lines that push towards the center. Right, guys?"
Lightning: (Runs past them) "Ain't nobody telling Lightning where to dig! I'm my own man!" (Standing in the ocean trying to "dig" into it)
Dakota rolls her eyes.
CONFESSIONAL:
Dakota: (groans) "How did Lightning make it to the finale last season? He never ever sha-shut's up!" "I wish Sam was here". She says sadly.
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Cut to the Heroes' side. Cameron discovers a beeping red light, he touches it explodes suddenly, sending him flying backs and clothes flying everywhere.)
Chris: (Grinning) Eww, Chef's dirty laundry! (Cameron pulls a piece of underwear off his face, about to barf) Pretty stinky!"
(Cameron tosses the dirty underwear away, and then gasps as he sees a fedora on the ground. Grinning, he walks over to Mike with the fedora)
Cameron: "Here, we could use some of Manitoba Smith's treasure hunting skills right about now."
(Cameron puts the hat on Mike, making him gasp. He stands up smiling confidently as Manitoba Smith. His arms start spinning like a wheel and dives into the ground, sending the ground into tremors. He comes up seconds later with a piece of the puzzle in his hands: a white base of a statue)
Manitoba: "G'day, beauty!" (Tosses the piece onto the platform. Manitoba walks up to Zoey and sits next to her) "Phew, looks like the real treasure is right here beside me!" (Laughs, winking awkwardly) "Wink-wink."
Heather: "Fine. We'll work in a circular motion, towards the center."
Jo: "No, start with the corners, then move to the center, and zigzag!"
Dakota: (Sighs annoyed) "Some team."
Heather: "Exactly! And a team without a leader is like a horse without a head; it just runs around, blind. A team needs a leader, which should be me".
Heather: "No, I should!"
Jo: "Let's let the team decide."
Heather: "Fine!" (Jo and Heather walk away from each other, calling and whistling for different teammates.)
Gwen (laughs): "They are made for each other".
Trent: "I agree".
Courtney (facepalms)
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: 'Why am I on this team"?
(All the villains are lined up, Jo and Heather standing in front of them on opposite ends)
Jo: (Holding up her shovel) "Attention team! I am your leader!"
Heather: "No, I am!" (Jams her shovel back into the sand, a small clang is heard) "I found a piece!" (She digs it out, revealing a black statue base. Heather picks it up and starts carrying it towards the platform.)
Jo: (Runs over to Heather, grabs the other end of the piece) "You'd never have found it without me!" (They tug at it until they accidently drop it on Jo's foot, she screams.)
Heather: (Smirking) "Oops, sorry."
Jo pushes Heather into the moat; crabs swarm her.
Lightning finds something".
Lightning: "This is nothing".
He throws it and hits Jo, who then falls into the moat. She grunts as she is being attacked by the crabs.
Chris: (Laughs) "Two booby traps, two puzzle pieces, and two deliciously evil moats! It's still anyone's game, but it won't be for long, right here on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(Commercial break)
Trent and Gwen are digging.
Trent: "This is hard".
Gwen: "I'll say".
Trent: "I don't want to lose two in a row".
Gwen: "Relax babe, we got this".
She gives Trent a quick kiss on the lips.
CONFESSIONAL
Gwen: "Trent needs to have more confidence".
Trent: "I should have more faith but I'm just concerned".
END OF CONFESSIONAL.
Duncan is watching from afar, and glares.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "Those two losers".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Cody is digging but is then hit in the nuts by a bat, causing him to scream and groan in pain.
Chris and Chef laugh.
Cameron comes to him.
Cameron: "You ok man".
Cody: "Still hurts". He says groaning as Cameron helps him up. "Thanks".
Cameron: "No problem. Nerds got to stick together".
Cody: "I agree.
CONFESSIONAL:
Cody: "Are Cameron and I forming an alliance? I'm not leaving my people but he's someone I can work it. Nerds stick together".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
(Cameron walks past Cody, but accidentally steps on a platform that sends him flying. Scott laughs at him until Cameron falls on top of him, sending him skidding. Cameron gets up and runs off, leaving Scott behind. When Scott gets up, he finds an uncovered piece of the puzzle)
Scott: "Alright!" (Tosses the piece up onto the platform)
Chris: "And that's two for the villains!"
Lightning gets a piece and throws it on the platform.
Sierra has a dug a huge hole and is inside.
Sierra: "I thought this looked like Cody". She said while holding something.
CONFESSIONAL:
Sierra: "Cody, I will find one".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
(Cut to Zoey attempting to lift an uncovered piece unsuccessfully; until Manitoba runs over, still smirking)
Manitoba: "That's alright, sweetheart; don't strain yourself, allow me!" (Starts to pull at the piece instead)
Zoey: (Slightly touched) "Well, if you insist..." (Suddenly, a cannon pops out of the sand, Manitoba ducking as it shoots out a boxing glove, missing Manitoba and instead hitting Courtney into the crustacean pit, making her scream and run out of the pit.)
Gwen: (Smiling as she pulls out another puzzle piece) "Yes! Got one!"
Trent: (Walking over) "Way to go Gwen-" (Suddenly a platform pops out of throwing sand in his face, causing Gwen to become concerned.)
Gwen: "You ok"?
Trent: "Yes, go on".
Jo: "Ha! Finally!" (Pulls a piece out of the hole)
Lightning: (Jumps in, snatching Jo's piece) "Lightning to the rescue! Way to go, me!" (Runs off)
Jo: "Hey!"
Lightning: "We got to be quick".
Trent is digging but then a punching glove emerges from his digging spot and punches him in the face. Trent falls down as a result and groans in pain.
Chris and Chef laugh. Trent glares at them.
Gwen: "TRENT"! Gwen screams.
Trent: "I'm ok".
He looks in the whole he just dug and sees a piece.
Trent: "Well, at least I found one". He says a little satisfied.
Duncan is laughing while Courtney rolls her eyes.
Courtney: "Come on, let's focus on the challenge".
Duncan: "But this is funny".
Courtney scoffs.
Courtney: "I get that you don't like him but he's not the reason you and Gwen broke up".
Duncan (scoffs): "That doesn't mean I can't dislike him".
Courtney: "Jealously doesn't look good on you".
Duncan (glares at her): "You're the last one to accuse someone of being jealous".
Courtney glares at him.
Courtney: "You really want to get into an argument now"?
Duncan: "Fine let's get back to digging.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "I'm over Gwen but I'm not over the cowardly way she broke up with me. She claims it was because her guilt over hurting Courtney but that didn't stop her from getting together with me and being in a relationship with me for the second half of season 3 and two months after we got back from filming. She wasn't guilty enough to end things with me then. This wasn't about her guilt. I know that she knew the fans would hate her when the kiss episode would eventually be revealed so he wanted to make herself feel better and avoid getting hate by ending things with me. She definitely got back together with Trent to get her fans back as well. I am sure of this. What a coward".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Lindsay: (Walking and carrying another piece) "Check it out guys, I found-" (Suddenly a pole rises out of the ground, nailing Lindsay's butt, making her speak in a squeaky voice.) "Another one!"
Chris: (Offering Chef a bowl of cashews) "Nuts?"
Chef: "No thanks."
Manitoba: (Tossing another piece of the statue, a familiar-looking head, up on the platform) "Another! It's like taking vegemite from a roo!" (Smirking to Zoey) "I could show you how sometime."
Zoey: (Nervously) "Heh, no thanks, with Mike maybe. (Walks off)
Manitoba: "Yup, she's a loyal one! Mike knows how to pick 'em."
(Gwen is back to digging but suddenly a big water shoots out like a geyser. As she groaned in annoyance. Chef and Chris fist bump at her annoyed expression.)
Duncan and Courtney are digging.
Duncan: "You know who we want to go for if we lose"?
Courtney: "Heather and Jo are clashing and Lightning is acting like a dumb egomaniac. We're in a good spot. I would like the see one of Jo or Lightning go".
Duncan: "We can control Lightning but not Jo".
Courtney: "Same. We can get rid of Jo and use that dumbass Lightning".
Duncan (laughs): "Aggressive I see".
Courtney gives him a small smirk.
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "We are working together well.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Cody picks up a piece.
Cody: "Got one"! He says excitedly.
However he, then drops it on his foot, causing him pain.
Cody: "Owww"!
Lightning: (Carries two pieces on his arms, throws them up with the others. Starts talking to his biceps) "Aren't you beautiful?" (Kisses them) "Look at gorgeous you!" (Kisses the other biceps) Sexy beast!" (Kisses them)
(Scott steps over the line between the two sides, whistling innocently. When the Heroes aren't looking, Scott pokes holes into the ground, on the third poke a clang is heard. Scott digs and finds one of the Heroes' puzzle pieces. Snickering, he digs a hole on the villains side and starts reburying it)
Manitoba: (Looking at Scott suspiciously, gets in his face) What are you DOING, kookaburra?
Scott: (Smugly yet innocently) "Whatever do you mean?"
Manitoba glares and sticks his finger in his mouth then scoops the sand where Scott had dug with his finger. He licks the sand off his finger, his eyes widening, then he reaches deep into the sand and pulls out the piece that Scott buried.
Manitoba: "Ha!" (Pulls Scott closer by his t-shirt, smirking) "Nice try, you wily dingo!" (Scott steps back, pressing a hidden pressure pad in the sand, releasing a swarm of bees).
Scott: (Panicking) "Bees... BEES!"
(Scott hastily swings around and whacks Manitoba on the head with his shovel, sending him falling into the dirt and knocking him unconscious).
(Zoom in to the inside of Manitoba/Mike's mind. Inside reveals a small room made out of pink brain matter, with a large picture of Mike adorning a wall, and a table where Vito, Chester, and Svetlana are playing cards.)
Svetlana: (Tossing her cards down) Go with the fishing!
Vito: Ayo, it's go fish, not 'fishing'!"
(Suddenly, Manitoba falls from the ceiling)
Chester: "Aw, that can't be good..."
Manitoba: (Stands back up) "Hey, do you feel that? ...The Malevolent One... He's coming!" (The other personalities except Vito, shriek in horror. Then they turn to the portrait of Mike, which quickly burned away to a shadowy silhouetted picture of Mike, with hair drooped over one eye and an evil smirk. As the camera pans back to reality, to the unconscious Mike, Zoey's voice becomes more clearer.)
Zoey: "Mike, Miike! Mike!" (Zoey is kneeling next to Mike)
Mike: (Groans awake. Sits up to rub his head) "Ughh, my head..."
Zoey: (Concerned) "You alright?"
Mike: (Standing back up, grabbing his fedora) "I'm ok. (He puts the fedora on as he walks away, Scott still running from the bees in the background. Mike's eyes widen in realization) "Huh, weird, I can't find Manitoba..."
Heather is digging, but no luck.
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: "This is beneath me".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney and Gwen encounter each other while digging.
Gwen: "Hey".
Courtney: "Hey".
Gwen: "How's it going"?
Courtney: "Fine".
Gwen: "That's good".
A few seconds of silence.
Gwen: "Have you thought about us being friends again".
Courtney: "Yes but I am still unsure. I am still unable to get past what happened".
Gwen (frowns): "I can't apologize enough. Like I've said before, I never should have kissed him and I should've at the very least been honest with you. You never should have found out and been hurt like that. While I didn't steal him from you because you two were already over before we kissed, I messed up with the way I handled the situation. I know I've said this a million times but I really am sorry Courtney and I want to make things right". She says pleadingly and with remorse.
Courtney: "I believe you but still need to think".
Gwen: "I understand".
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "I really hope Courtney gives our friendship another chance. I know I messed up but really want a second chance. I'll do what it takes. Breaking up with Duncan out of guilt did help but still not enough right now". She says sadly.
Courtney: "I hated Gwen with a passion because of the kiss. While things between us have improved since she broke up with Duncan and I do believe she genuinely feels bad and wants to be friends again, their is still a part of me that believes she would still be with him had I not been so mad". (Gets a little mad.) "Also, she constantly says Duncan and I were over before she and Duncan kissed, and while that's true, she didn't know before their kiss and she knew what she was doing when she kissed him and got together with him.
Gwen is looking upset. "Pathetic". Duncan says mockingly while standing behind her, earning him a glare back from her.
Gwen: "Don't you have better things to do than listen in my conversations"?
Duncan: "Look how sad you are. You left me so you could beg this psycho to be your friend again and get back your fans but neither happened. What a good trade off". He says sarcastically.
Gwen (glares more): "I told you this wasn't for the fans jerk!
She angrily walks off.
Trent is digging until he finds a piece".
Trent: "Alright, that's two".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "That's two for me. I think we can win this".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Cody is struggling while walking with his piece.
Cody: "Oh my god this is so hard.
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Cameron struggles to carry a puzzle piece and he comes across Trent.)
Cameron: "Hey Trent, good that you found one"
Trent: "Thanks same to you".
Cameron gives the piece to Trent, as he throws the piece into the platform.)
Cameron: "Now we've got 7 out of 8 pieces left!"
Trent: "We're doing good".
Cody with great effort gets his piece on the platform.
Trent: "Way to go man". He holds out his hand for a high five".
Cody (smiles): "Thanks". As he gives him a high five".
Zoey: "You guys start working on the puzzle. We'll keep digging!"
Lindsay (Laying on the floor for air): "Yeah, good plan.. I just need to catch my breath.."
(Just at that moment, a platform springs straight out of the ground, launching Lindsay into the air, before she lands in the ocean; she bounces off a conveniently passing boat, and lands in the ocean.)
Chris: (Innocently hiding a smirk) "When we did our safety test that boat wasn't there."
Chef: "As if we test these things."
Lindsay: (Rises up,) "YEOW! Jellyfish!" (Runs to the shore.) "It stung my butt!" (Then Scott, Mike, Jo, Heather, Courtney & Duncan all start laughing at her. While Zoey looks concerned at Mike.)
Zoey: (To Mike) "Mike? Why are you laughing".
Mike: (Still laughing) "Cause, the only cure for a jellyfish sting is to pee on it!"
(Zoey gasps in shock.)
(Lindsay runs into the ocean, & starts peeing on it, then she rises up & sighs in relief.)
Zoey: (Disgusted) "Ew!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "Well, no one else was gonna pee on me." (Chuckles) "Huh, I guess that is a weird sentence.."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(All eight of the found pieces lay on the platform, as Trent and Cameron look them over.)
Cameron: "A book, a crown… What the heck are we supposed to be building? …Wait, I got it, these pieces make the statue of liberty!"
Cody: "I've been there before".
Trent: "Let's work together to get this done".
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "I hope we can pull this off".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Lightning: (Holding up another piece of the puzzle) "That's 8! Let's start sha-building!" (Duncan runs past Dakota Courtney, who quickly follow, along with all the other villains. They all get on the platform.
Heather: "Come on people! Put this thing together already!"
Sierra: (To Duncan) "Try those two together! No, those two!"
Lightning: (Posing) "Lightning finds the final piece! I'm a hero! It's probably a statue of me! Being me!"
Courtney: "It's tall, whatever it is. And boxy, like a tower... oh, Big Ben!"
(The Heroes look over their statue, which looks exactly like the Statue of Liberty, only missing the torch arm)
Zoey: "One piece to go! It must be in Sam's quadrant!"
Lindsay: (Crawling) "Sorry guys, I'm moving as fast as I can."
Cameron: "All we need is the torch! Hurry!" (Gwen, Cody, Mike & Zoey jump off the platform)
Heather: (Notices that Big Ben is missing its clock face) "What's with the big hole?"
Courtney: "Maybe we put it together wrong..."
Lightning: (Annoyed) "Oh come on! Just get it sha-done!" (Grabs a crab, placing it where the clock would be. The crab snaps its claws, causing the whole thing to collapse.)
Jo: (Groans, everyone glaring at Lightning) You idiot!
Lightning: (Defensively) "Hey, it's not my fault you put it together wrong!"
Sierra: "We didn't put it together wrong, there are only 7 pieces!"
Jo: "Great. So Lightning miscounted." (Picks up shovel, she and the other villains walk back to the beach) "Come on, everyone, we've still got digging to do."
Lightning: "I counted 8"!
Courtney: "You can't out idiot"! she yells.
(Zoey and Mike are trying to shove Lindsay from the spot he collapsed on.)
Zoey: (Noticing the buried piece) "The torch!"
(Zoey pulls the piece out, the Heroes cheering her on, and she pole-vaults it at the statue, making it land safely on the now completed Lady Liberty, as they cheer.)
Chris: "And The Heroic Hamsters win!"
(The Villains groan in disappointment, while the Heroes cheer, with Gwen passionately kissing Trent on the lips and Cody and Cameron high fiving.)
Trent: "We did it"!
Cody: "Damn right we did". He says while fist bumping Trent.
Chris: "Ahem, I do require a volunteer for exile duty!"
Cody: (Pulls away from Courtney & raises his hand.) "I'll go!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Cody: "The invincibility statue will be good to have".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Gwen and Trent approach an annoyed Courtney.
Gwen: "Sorry".
Trent: "Yea, sorry".
Courtney: "Thanks".
She walks away and then comes across a mad Duncan".
Duncan: "What did they want"?
Courtney: "They said sorry for losing".
Duncan scoffs.
Courtney: "Ok let's focus on tonight. Lightning screwed up".
Duncan: "Yea he dug his own grave. He's out tonight".
Courtney: "Let's do it".
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: Lightning is done".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cut to the bonfire ceremony at night, the villains are on the stumps, while the heroes, except Cody, are in the peanut gallery.
Chris: "Welcome Hamsters, sit back, enjoy the show. Vultures, it's time for you to vote off your first villain."
The camera cuts to Mike, his hair drops down to cover one eye, and the one that wasn't covered has dark rings around it.
Mike: (Deeper voice with a reverberating effect) "One by one, they will all fall."
Zoey: "Huh? Did you say something, Mike?"
Mike: (Gasps, looking and speaking normally, oblivious to what he just said) "Ah, no, just sitting here."
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "Lightning just cost us the challenge but, Jo's annoying. I know I agreed to vote Lightning but this is a tough call."
Dakota: "Who do I pick"?
Sierra (worried): "I hope my Cody is ok".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Holding the cards) "The following vultures are safe for another day." (As Chris announces the name, the named person is tossed a marshmallow.) "Duncan, Courtney, Scott, Sierra, Heather and Dakota! Lightning, you're on the chopping block for your crummy mass skills, & incessant bicep kissing."
Lightning: "Well, If they were yours, you would do it to!" (Kisses his becips.)
Chris: "And Jo, you're on the block for your annoyingly pushy campaign to send Lightning home."
Lightning: "You did what?!" (Jo smirks at him evilly.)
Chris: "And tonight's loser is.."
(Camera pans to Jo, who was glaring at Chris, & Lightning kissing his becips. Until Chris slid the portrait to find out who got eliminated..)
Chris: "Jo!"
(Everyone gasps in shock.)
Jo: "What"?
Everyone else but Lightning is confused.
Courtney: "I didn't vote for you".
Duncan: "Neither did I".
Sierra and Dakota: "Same".
Heather shrugs in confusion.
Lightning has a smirk on his face
CONFESSIONAL:
Lightning: "I had a feeling I was in trouble so let's just say I took matters into my own hands". He says as he holds a wrench and all of Jo's pictures marked with an X.
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Cut to the Flush of Shame, where Jo, sits in the toilet, the Villains and Chris looking at her.)
Jo (angry): "Tossing away your strongest teammate is a
(Before she can finish, Chris activates the button, flushing Jo through a huge scream.)
At the Spa hotel, Gwen is passionately kissing Trent on the lips in a bedroom.
Gwen: "This is what I wanted".
Trent: "This is great".
Gwen (smiles seductively): "Now it's time". She says as she places her hand on Trent's leg and begins moving her hand, causing Trent to blush hard.
Chris: "I don't miss her." (Chuckles) "Who else is in line for a porcelain goodbye? Find out next time on Total Drama All-Stars!"
(End credits.)