A/N:

I don't have many notes for this chapter, I'd like for it to stand on it's own. Regular notes in like two chapters.

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People from far and wide tuned in to see the retirement ceremony of the galaxy renowned Mr. Satan. Exceptionally far and wide - Several million people from far beyond the stars had managed to catch the signals bouncing off meteorites. Indeed, as much as it liked to think so, Planet Earth isn't all alone in the galaxy.

Several people wished they could be there, in person. Shake the hand of the savior of the galaxy himself, maybe snag an autograph or a piece of merchandise as a physical momento. But, intergalactic travel was something few people had access too.

But, one band of marauders actually did it. They'd taken a rusty old space ship and sailed it all the way to Earth for the ceremony! But… Unfortunately, they didn't have any kind of good intentions.

"Once we raid Satan Manor, oh, we're going to be rich!" A little bastard named Bujin cackled, in his signature low in volume but exceptionally high in pitch voice. He was a bit of a dreamer, who let the desire to just go a little bit further get in the way of a plan set in stone.

To which, the team's femme fatale flatly replied "Does that mean we can finally send this hunk of junk to the scrapyard?" Her name was Zangya, and she was the one tasked with dragging her crew back down to earth… Uh, so to speak.

"You're thinkin' too small." Cut in Bido, shaking his head. The team's musclehead. "We're gonna be so rich that we're going to be able to walk right up to Frieza and buy the best planet he has for sale, in cash." Punctuating by crossing his arms and closing his eyes.

"And what exactly are we going to do next? I wasn't built for farming." Sighed Zangya, putting her hand on the side of her face.

There was one further member, Gokua. In fact, he's the group's co-leader. But he was the one tasked with piloting the ship. It had autopilot, once upon a time, but it'd long since been fried during some battle and totally not when Bojack spilled a bottle of rum on it.

"Enough." Barked Bojack, the leader of what he referred to as his 'Galaxy Soldiers'. "We're not raiding Mr. Satan's house. We're going after his daughter's."

"But… but then, what are we even doing?" Snarled Bujin, exasperated. The big fish was right there, and they were strong enough to grab it! Why not just go for it?

"Mr. Satan is a celebrity, and more likely than not - his place is going to be crawling with guards. A lot of guards, means a big spectacle, with cameras everywhere. Everyone's going to know our faces, and more importantly, Nobody's going to buy our wares!"

There was a silence in the air, as the more Bojack spoke the more he seemed to get fired up. He was the leader, his word was law. But, he stopped, and took a deep breath. Calming down slightly. "He's handing his title off to his daughter. We're going to steal from her. Priceless nick-nacks - family photos, trophies, clothes. Anything you think could be worth money."

"I bet some creep would pay top dollar for her underwear." Cackled Bido. To which, he got a nasty look from Zangya, and just replied with "What?! Perverts pay top dollar. It's not like we're selling your clothes."

Zangya wound her arm back for a punch, but Bujin stepped in the way. "We can't fight now! We can fight over petty nonsense after we split the money!"

The ship fell silent once again, but that was fine since it wasn't long until they arrived. There wasn't really any space they could land discreetly, so they just sort of had to land in the yard's grass.

Still, that minor setback wasn't going to stop them at all.

Gokua, the team's sole smart member, stepped ahead to survey the mansion. Obviously they'd use some sort of locking method, hopefully a simple one - but he couldn't disregard some sort of electromechanical system. Starting by crouching down and visually inspecting it-

But, that was going to take too long. So, Bido pushed his teammate aside and just kicked the door in. Surprisingly, that didn't set off a burglar alarm… but it did alert the one other family member in the house.

"You always do this! We only just escaped capture last time!" Cried Gokua, getting right up in Bido's face. Prepared to throw down, both of them snarling like bulls ready to charge.

"You two!" Snapped Bojack, facepalming. Hey, not lost yet… the average power level of humans was in the single digits. Mr. Satan was a freak outlier. Whatever family member came would be inevitably crushed, and they'd disappear into the night as quickly as they'd appeared. Perhaps the family would swear vengeance, but vengeance doesn't do much good without any clue of who did it.

Frantic footsteps came from down the hall, accompanied by a little girl desperately trying to sound tough. "What are you doing?!" She shouted. Barely stopping to register the look of any of them, instead dashing towards the leader with her arm wound back for a punch.

Stepping to the side as she dashed past, the little trickster Bujin just waved his index finger, "Uh, uh, uh." Before using his trademark 'Psycho Thread' technique. Splaying his fingers, threads of what looked like pure neon came shooting out from the tips of his fingers - ensnaring Pan. Usually it was for draining enemies' life force, but in this case it'd also work for simple restrainment. "What're you gonna do with her, boss?"

Bojack looked over at his teammate, simply answering. "It'd be a bit barbaric to hurt a little girl, don't you think?" Turning his attention back to Pan, stepping forward and lowering his head. "I'm going to give you a chance, After all - it's not your fault you don't know how powerful we are."

Bujin nodded, letting her go. Pan fell to the ground with a heavy thump, but immediately began getting back to her feet.

Bojack put his hands on his side and let out a chortle. "Tell 'ya what, go hide away in the basement or wherever. Don't you dare speak a word about what you saw, and we won't have to come after you. Otherwise… Well, it's been far too long since I snapped someone's neck."

"I'm not scared of you!" Pan screeched as she finally stood up, holding her fists at her side.

"Alright, you've left me no choice! Prepare to feel my family's signature attack!" Crouching down and holding her arms at her side. "Ka…Me…" She began gathering up all of the latent energy she could - not just from her body, but from nature itself. Forming it like clay into a ball of pure concentrated power. "Ha…Me…" When she felt she had enough, she took off running towards Bojack.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she screamed as she jumped up into the air, Letting out a hellish beam of energy straight into his face. One strong enough that the earth's foundation shook, little bits of rubble floating up into the air from the sheer force.

But, before the smoke had even cleared - Bojack reached his out and forcibly grabbed one of Pan's shoulders, with the other hand tightly grasping onto her forehead. The last thing she saw was his face curling into a wicked smile, simply stating "I warned you."

Crunch.