Chapter 1:
Episode 5a: The Empire Strikes Zack. Some school year ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Hey, could we make it faster and...
No, not this time. We're just going to skip this part. Anyway, in an Imperial base, two stormtroopers bring in Darthenshmirtz.
"Thanks," he said, "who are you guys?"
"I am Cavendish, and this is Dakota. We are your personal stormtroopers."
"I have personal stormtroopers," asks Darthenshmirtz.
"We were supposed to meet with you earlier, but someone made us late," says Cavendish.
"Traveling the Galaxy makes me hungry," says Dakota.
"How long has it been," asks Darthenshmirtz.
"You're gonna laugh," says Dakota.
"I doubt he's going to laugh," says Cavendish.
"He's gonna laugh. It's been three years."
"I'm not laughing," says Darthenshmirtz, "three years? No vonder I'm so hungry and thirsty. And don't ask about my bathroom situation. Vell, it's nice to know the Empire cared enough to send you guys to rescue me."
"Actually, we came on our own," says Cavendish.
"Along with your droid," says Dakota.
"Good to see you again, Sir," says Norm3-PO.
"And your new organizer," says Cavendish.
"My who," asks Darthenshmirtz.
"Me Sir. My name is Amanda. I am here to help you keep things in order."
"So, let me get this straight," says Darthenshmirtz, "they don't care enough to save my bacon, but they care enough to give me stormtroopers and a middle school aged organizer? Oh vell. Now, for our first move, ve should...remake the Sith-Inator!"
"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm...Sir," says Amanda, "since that failed the last time..."
"I'm due to try again," says Darthenshmirtz, "and I thought of how it's going to be perfect. You two, you vill bring me that kid from the Rebels. He vas able to make a whole bunch of Sith-Inators vhen he was...I guess Sith-Inated...anywho, he could help me."
"Perhaps you could describe him," says Cavendish.
"He's a kid in the Rebels," says Darthenshmirtz, "how hard could that be to find?"
Amanda, Cavendish, and Dakota all look at each other.
"If ya say so," says Dakota.
"Now, I'm going to see how the Big Darths are doing." Darthenshmirtz then left.
"We all agree that he's an idiot, right," asks Cavendish.
"Yep," says Dakota.
"I can tell," says Amanda.
...
Darthenshmirts then finds Darth Vader, who walks out of a room. "I vonder vhat's eating him. Hey, Emperor..."
"Oh, you're still alive," says the Emperor.
"Yeah, vhat's vith Darth Vader?"
"None of your business." The hologram then deactivates.
"Jerk." Then a force lightning blast comes out of no where and hits him. "Vhat just happened?"
This is Non cannon to the Ultimate Advanceverse. This is a fanfictional sequel to Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars.