Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time, on Drama All-Stars; it was all about lack of teamwork. "Awesome, but harsh! The challenge was an epic leech ball battle that brought out everyone's inner psycho, especially Trent's and Duncan's, with Duncan still out to get revenge on Trent for taking Gwen from him. Trent got the Heroes the win and Sierra cost the Villains the challenge, leading to her being flushed. Cody acted like a villain while Heather did something selfless. To make things interesting, Cody and Heather switched teams, making Cody a villain and Heather a hero. Gwen still trying to make up with Courtney. (Cut to Chris on the dock of shame. Chuckles, rubs his hands together smirking.) "Will the Villains crush the Heroes' winning streak? Find out now, on Total, Drama, All-Stars!"
Opening Credits:
A bunch of cameras appear. The camera then show Chris's spa hotel and regular cabins, and Chris and Chef on top of the cliff with Chris on his jetpack.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The camera shows Sierra trying to get Cody's attention in the water with Cody being a little freaked out. Scott and Sam are shown swimming away from Fang, with Heather laughing at them Dakota hits her head, causing her to faceplant into the water.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The camera points to Gwen passionately kissing Trent on the lips on the beach with Duncan glaring at them and Courtney rolling her eyes.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as can be heard in the background)
Jo is shown boxing a bear near the loser cabins. Lightning is shown sprinting by her and running into Cameron.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Lindsay is looking herself in a mirror outside the spa hotel. Mike and Zoey are looking at each other romantically at the campfire before everyone is shown.
The cast then starts whistling, with the exception of Gwen and Trent, as Gwen is still passionately kissing Trent on the lips.
(Cut back to Wawanakwa, where a rainstorm is occurring. Scott is sleeping peacefully in the loser cabin's boy side while the ceiling drips and leaks. Suddenly a loud crash wakes them up)
Scott: (Sleepily) "Wha?"
(The door opens, revealing a shadowy figure in the door, Scott screams. The figure reveals itself to be Chef, carrying a large sack over his shoulders. He tosses it into the room, exploding into a cloud of dust. As they both cough.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: (Covered in powder, smiling happily) "Mmmhmm! I grew up on powdered gruel. Rich people food has nothing to do with this stuff. It's the sawdust that makes it so tasty." (Licks grool off his finger) "Delicious!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(In the girls' side of the cabin, Courtney walks out of the cloud of powdered gruel coughing, and opens the door to find Scott standing there with a bucket full of gruel)
Scott: You gonna finish your gruel?
Courtney: "What? No, gross! Help yourself."
(Scott suddenly grabs part of the hardened gruel off of Courtney's head and eats it)
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Just perfect". "She says sarcastically.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen is kissing Trent on the lips on a couch of the winners suite. She ends the kiss, causing him to blush.
Gwen: "We really need to win every challenge".
Trent: "I agree".
Heather: "Oh give me a break love birds". Heather says sarcastically, earning her a glare from both of them.
Gwen: "Made that you're happy whole you're alone" How's Alejandro by the way"? She mocks.
Heather (glares): "Don't care about him. You can smash the guitarist all you want but it doesn't change that you bailed on the delinquent when things got too hard".
Gwen (glares): "You know nothing"!.
She pulls Trent into a heated kiss, gibing him a heating kiss on the lips.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "I hate that Heather is here. The sooner we get her out the better"/
Heather: "Stuck on a team with the loser goth and guitarist again. Now, I gotta deal with her having sex with him all the time. Oh don't worry. I'll get rid of him".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
The other Heroes walks up to Heather while Gwen is still kissing Trent on the lips.
Zoey: "Welcome to the team".
Mike: "Yea, welcome".
Lindsay: "Yea, Heather. Glad to have you back on my team".
Heather (scoffs): "Whatever".
Mike and Zoey frown.
CONFESSIONAL:
Mike: "I want to be nice to Heather but she is known to be mean". Suddenly his expression changes. "I love being mean". However, he changes back and becomes scared. "What did I say"?
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Dakota: "Let's sing the welcome song!"
Lindsay: "We should celebrate"!
Heather: "No, we should not".
Lindsay picks up her mirror but becomes horrified. Oh my god, it's broken. How did that happen"?
Mike: "Maybe you dropped it".
Lindsay: "I did not".
Mike, Zoey and Cameron look confused, while Heather does not care.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to earlier in the night; Lindsay sleeping on the bed. Lightning flashes and Mike, with his evil face on again, suddenly appears by Lindsay's bedside, grabs her mirror, and & breaks it apart with his bare hands, giving an evil smirk.)
CONFESSIONAL:
(Mike suddenly gasps, and his hair covers part of her face again, and he chuckles evilly, rubbing his hands together and his voice low and echoey.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Mike: "It's ok Lindsay."
Lindsay: "No, I loved that mirror". She cries.
Heather: "Oh please".
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: "Why do I have to be on this team"? I wonder how Cody is doing on the Villains.
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Cody wakes up in the loser cabin.
Duncan: "Morning new victim". He says smiling evilly.
Cody: "Morning". He says nervously.
Duncan: "You may have found things easy on them lameo Heroes, but here you can't be that weakling".
Cody (mad): "I'm no weakling. You forgot I knocked you out in World Tour"?
Duncan gets mad. He angrily walks up to Cody, who becomes frightened. He grabs his shirt.
Duncan: "Say that again".
Cody: "Nothing. I was just joking".
Duncan: "That's what I thought". He lets go of him.
He walks off, causing Cody to sigh in relief.
CONFESSIONAL
Cody: "I hate being a Villain. I actually wish Sierra was here. How did she put up with this? I wonder how Gwen and Trent are doing? Moreso Gwen because I know she wants to make up with Courtney again
Gwen (sad): "Things have not gone the way I hoped. While things with Trent are awesome, I still haven't convinced Courtney to be friends with me again. I'm only here to be friends with her again. I hate that I hurt her and really want to make things right. I'm willing to do almost anything to get her to be friends with me again. I'll vote out Trent or myself if I have to. I just want her to be friends with me again". She frowns.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cut to Courtney outside the confessional.
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney (shocked): "She'd really vote herself off to be friends with me again? She really seems to want to go the distance. Since yesterday, I've been putting in more consideration on us being friends again because of how serious she looks.
m wondering.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cut to a clearing where Chris is standing, the Heroes and Villains enter the clearing. Gwen is passionately kissing Trent on the lips, making him annoyed.
Chris: "Does she ever keep her lips off his"?
Heather: "No, she's all in". She mocks.
Duncan: "Just some BS".
Chris (smiles): "Ok, welcome, contestants. Before we get started, let's bring back last night's exile, Cameron!"
(He points upwards, where Chef is piloting a helicopter, Cameron hangs from a claw. Chef drops Cameron causing him to fall to the ground, groaning.)
Chris: (In disbelief) "Ok, A: how are you alive after a night on Boney Island. And B: (Pinches his nose) why do you smell so rank?"
Cameron: "Simple, between seasons I read up on wilderness survival tips."
(Cut to the night before; where Cameron is dressed up as a fire hydrant, tiptoeing behind a bear. Every time the bear looks back, Cam ducks into his suit looking like a real hydrant. After three times, the bear shrugs and turns his back to the camera. A zipper sound is heard followed by what sounds like peeing. Cut back to the present, Cam is now standing.)
Cameron: "If you douse yourself in the um... scent of the most vicious animal in the forest, all the other creatures will give you the utmost respect!"
(The heroes, sans Gwen and Trent with the former still kissing the latter lips, all start holding their noses.)
Chris: "It's challenge time! Chef didn't have time to cook team losers breakfast this morning, because he was busy making these!" (The camera pans over to reveal giant pancakes with signs next to them indicating the teams) "Pancakes!"(Narrating over a graphic of the pancakes being eaten) "That's right, it's eating contest time! Each team member gets one minute to scarf up as much pancakey goodness as they can. When a hero's eating time is up, they hear this." (A halo sparkling sound accompanied by a heavenly choir is heard) "And the villains get this." (A mutant vulture squeal is heard) "Then you just have to race through a nausea inducing obstacle course."
Chris sees Gwen still kissing Trent's lips.
Chris (mad): "Chef".
Chef removes Gwen's lips from Trent's, causing her to glare.
Chris: "You two are Bridgette and Geoff 2.o my goodness. Pay attention to the Obstacle Course.
Trent: "Oh, the Obstacle course".
Chris: "It's a nod to the Mad Skills course from last season. The toughest parts, anyway." (Addresses the obstacle course, showing the bouncy butts from last season) "First, you've gotta get past the bouncy butts; they're a real pain." (Pan over to a rotating pole) "Then it's on to the retch 'n' rolling pins." (Pan over to a giant boot, being wound up and delivering a swift kick) "And a swift kick from the grape crusher gets you back in line."
Scott: (Scoffs) "Pfft, that won't be so hard."
Chris: (Annoyed) "Really? Huh, I wasn't gonna add this... But since Scott's not impressed, (Grabs and speaks into his walkie-talkie.) bring it in!" (Chef pilots the helicopter again, this time airlifting a giant bowl. Chris speaks in an accent) "Say hello to my metal friend!" (Chef presses a button and the bowl drops onto a waiting spike, scaring the nearby intern. Chris speaks in a regular voice.) "I call it The Salad Spinner; the perfect end to a barftastic course! Speaking of which ...Players have to make it through the course without... (Awkwardly) ahem... regurgitating, to get back in line and stay in the game. But, if you puke, (Pan over to a set of benches) you're benched. Leaving the other players to eat up without your help. Once your pancake's toast, just complete the obstacle course one last time to win. "Ready? Set, scarf!" (Pulls out his trusty air horn and blows it.)
Heather: We need a team leader, and I'll do it".
Gwen: "No way newbie".
Heather: 'Why don't you go back to locking lips with your boyfriend"?
Gwen glares.
Cameron: "Settle down. We don't need a leader".
Heather scoffs.
Mike: "Heather, do you want to go first"?
Cameron: "I'll go first".
Duncan: "The villains don't need a team lead either, he says eyeing Courtney".
Courtney scoffs.
Lightning: "We don't need any leader".
Scott: (Indifferent) "Fine by me. I'll actually go first".
(Cameron starts eating the giant pancakes. After two bites, he notices two sets of beady eyes looking out from under a pancake. Suddenly two rats pop out and start clawing at his face, making him stumble backwards on his hands) "Ouch! Ow!"
CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron: "I should've known that something like this would happen".
END OF CONFESSIONAL.
Chris laughs.
(By now, Cameron has pulled out several booby-traps; including a bear trap and baseball bat. The loudspeaker plays the Heroes' eating noise.)
Chris: "Eating' time is over for Cameron. Now it's beating' time!"
Cameron jumps into the air and somersaults onto the first butt, to the next butt, to the next. His teammates are commanding him.
Chris: "Good job Cameron.!"
Cameron arrives at the edge of the dock, where the giant boot sends him flying. He screams and lands into the Salad Spinner. The intern manning the station nervously pulls the lever and the bowl spins round and round for a couple seconds before opening up, Cameron falls down.)
Cameron groans.
CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron: "That was hard".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Scott is clutching his stomach in pain.
Scott: (Groans) "The gruel's giving me lead-gut. I forgot that's what you get when you get too much of the good stuff."
(Scott runs over to his pancake and starts eating. Cameron is still eating when a little raccoon worms its way out from under a pancake slice. Cameron shields his face in fear, as the raccoon jumps on him.)
Chris: "The Heroes are ahead, but Cameron's got the most game!"
(The raccoon growls at Cameron, before pausing and sniffing the air. Its cheeks bulge and it runs off and barfing noises are heard from off screen. The heroes' noise plays.)
Mike: "Run, Cam!"
Cameron: (Calculating to himself as he runs to the edge of the pier.) "My weight, divided by perfect angle, times fear of failure, (Reaches the end of the pier, near the bouncing butts) here goes!" (He jumps, screaming, before falling flat before even the first butt.)
Scott: (Stuffed, grunts painfully) Ugh ...I'm stuffed like a thanksgiving pigeon! (The villains' noise plays over the loudspeaker.)
Heather: I'm not going next".
Gwen: "I will".
Trent: "Good luck".
Gwen smiles and gives her boyfriend a quick kiss on the lips. She then looks at Courtney, who gives her a node of approval.
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Is it good that Courtney gave me a nod of approval"?
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: "Dirt farmer better not screw up".
Duncan: "If he does, we can axe him".
Courtney: "Ohh, so bad". She jokes.
The two laugh.
CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan: "That sense of humor Courtney has is exactly why I'm falling for her again". (Becomes mad at what he said.) "I meant in season 1, not now". (Lunges at the camera.) "Give me that camera".
Courtney: "Duncan's tough side is so endearing. No wonder, I'm into him again". (Becomes mad at what she said.) "I meant in season 1, not now". (Lunges at the camera.) "I want that tape"!
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cameron groans back to the edge of the pier, holding on to his head; but right at that moment, the giant boot sends Cameron flying…. Right OVER the spinner. Cameron lands upside down on a branch, before the branch cracks, causing him to fall, hitting several more branches until he lands on a bird's nest, the three birds who inhabited the nest begin pecking him relentlessly.)
Cameron plummets to the ground.
Chris laughs at Cameron's expense.
Chris: "Next!"
Heather: "Hey, he didn't do the spinner!" Heather complained.
Chris: (Grinning) "Alright, The Heroes get a one minute penalty..." (Looks to the camera) "Which team will finish their barftastic breakfast first? Find out after the break."
(Commercial break.)
(Cut back to the obstacle course, where Scott is trapped in one of the butts.)
Chris: "We're back, and the vultures are in the lead, but for how long?"
Duncan: "One side, I'll go next!" (Runs up to the pancakes and starts eating.)
(Scott steps onto the rolling pins, still clutching his distended stomach, only to have the rolling pins get jammed)
Chris: "You break it; you buy it, Scott!"
(Scott moans as he walks across the rolling pin, the minute he gets off the pin starts rolling again)
Scott: (Runs to the edge near the kicker) "Too much gruel and pancake! Stomach feels like it weighs a ton! (The kicker comes down, but it only gave Scott a little tap) -a little help here?" (Chris tosses the normal button away, pulling out a much bigger black version of the button, grinning maliciously. The kicker rotates 3 quarters of a full circle, then the sole slides open to reveal propane tanks, which power up and send Scott flying into the Salad Spinner. The spinner spins violently, until finally Scott falls out.)
Chris: "And Scott is safe to eat again!"
Mike: (Encouraging Duncan) "You can do it!"
Lindsay: "He's on the opposing team".
Mike: "Doesn't mean I can't support him".
Duncan: "Too easy".
Courtney: "Come on Duncan". Courtney cheers.
He stuffs his face into the pancake. A snap is heard and he pulls his face out, only to find his lips caught in a mousetrap.)
Chris: "You sure about that?"
Courtney cringes at Duncan, as he screams in pain, but it is completely muffled by the trap, the heroes' noise alerts him to rip off the mousetrap and run off to the course.
Chris: "Ok, penalty is up. Go Heroes".
Gwen runs and starts stuffing her face with chunks of the pancakes, gagging slightly. The Heroes' noise makes Gwen look up, crabs pop out from under her pancake and jump at her. She shrieks in pain and runs around waving her arms.)
Courtney: "That was close".
(Chris points to a graph chart about the two pancakes, the Hamsters' chart is 2/3's complete while the Villains chart is only partly done.)
Chris: "The Heroes are two thirds done. But it looks like the Villains need to up their appetite, big time."
(Back over at the obstacle course, Duncan slips on the bouncy butt and falls into the mud)
Duncan: (Moans, but gets up and glares at Chris) "You have to do better than that, Chris!" (The bouncy butt crushes him mid bounce.)
(Up on the platform, Gwen jumps up onto the bouncy butt and her cheeks bulging, but she manages to keep it in, even after several bounces, falling face first into the platform, Courtney, Scott and Heather are cringing. Gwen groans, muffled by her cheeks.)
(Duncan reaches Gwen and both are balancing on the rolling pins. Gwen's face gets greener with her cheeks still puffed)
Chris: "Hero Gwen is just ahead but her head is turning a new shade of green! Duncan, however, is not far behind".
Duncan: "Gwen, you coward, what are you going to do"?
Gwen vomits on Duncan.
Duncan: "Ewww"! He says as he moves back.
Chris: "Ooh... Gwen gives the hurl of shame new meaning. Hit the bench." (Gwen sadly sits on the bench with a bucket.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "I didn't do that on purpose, but that felt good". She says smiling.
Duncan (mad): "Just gross.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(By now, Duncan's in the salad spinner, holding down his lunch, & his lips were recovered.) Chris: "And Duncan's at the Salad Spinner!" (Duncan collapses onto the ground when the spinner releases him, giving the thumbs up)
Trent frowns.
Chris: "The Villains are now in the lead. You know what? I want to do something interesting. Trent and Courtney, both of you will be next but You will start off with something different.
Trent and Courtney are confused, as are many others.
Chris: "Interns".
The interns put two big stumps on the mud.
Chris: "Remember this challenge from season 2"?
Trent: "What is the point of this Chris"?
Chris: "You and Courtney are going to try to knock each other off. The winner, who is the person that is left standing, gets a one minute head start.
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: "This is the challenge from season 2 where Duncan and I accidently kissed". (Becomes horrified.) "I don't want this to happen with me and Trent".
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Courtney and Trent are standing on the stump.
Duncan: "Get his ass Court"! He cheers.
Chris: "Ok, go".
The two hold each other's hands.
Trent: "I hope you know we're still cool".
Courtney (mad): "Yea yea yea. Let's get this over with".
The two briefly lose balance and move back. Trent moves forward. Courtney quickly moves forward, but her lips end up connecting to Trent's, as she begins accidently giving him a kiss on the lips. Trent's eyes widen. Many are shocked at what they are seeing. Gwen looks horrified. Duncan begins seething. Heather is laughing.
Courtney ends her kiss, causing the two to look horrified.
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: "I swear I did not mean to do that".
Trent: "Did that just happen"?
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Courtney: "That was an accident"! She screams.
Chris laughs, but Gwen still looks horrified, while Duncan still seethes.
Heather: "Courtney just kissed Gwen's boyfriend. That's what you call karma Gwen" she mocks, earning a glare from the Goth.
Courtney: "Sorry Trent but".
She screams an angry warrior cry and kicks Trent's balls.
Trent screams in pain as he falls into the mud.
Chris laughs.
Chis: "Courtney wins. You get your head start.
Heather walks up to Gwen.
Heather: "Well-,
Gwen: "Can it Heather"! She screams.
CONFESSIONAL
Gwen: "Ok I know that was an accident, but still."
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Courtney is on the platform and stuffing her face with the pancake, before something green explodes onto her) Courtney: (Screams). "Green jelly!" (Starts running wildly, arms waving and screaming) "Get it off me! Get it off me!" (While Duncan, Heather, & Chris start laughing.)
Cameron: "Why is Courtney freaking out so much?"
Heather (from afar): "Back in season 1, we've had to face our fears, & her biggest fear is green jelly! She's terrified of that stuff!"
Cameron: (Looks concerned.) "Weird.."
Courtney is almost done eating.
Chris: "Trent, your penalty is up. Come on".
Trent runs to the platform but is groaning in pain.
Trent arrives on the platform just as Courtney finishes. The two look at each other awkwardly, before Courtney runs off. Trent begins eating as Duncan glares at him.
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan (raging): "Courtney" kissed Trent. He got a kiss from my Courtney. (Realizes what he said.) "Who is my teammate. Not someone I like again, no. He says nervously.
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
(Courtney shrieks as she flies into the Salad Spinner)
Chris: "And Courtney makes it to the spinner!"
(The intern pulls the lever, and the spinner starts spinning way faster than normal, the red light on the control panel flashing)
Courtney: "Is this normaaaal!?"
(The machine sputters and sparks, sending her flying off into the air, screaming. Chris just doubles over with laughter.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney: (Curled up in the fetal position shivering, hair shooting out in strands and a glazed look of fear in her eyes) "Seen... Future... Must stop eating cake!"
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Trent, who has finished eating, is at the platform. He is kicked, causing him to scream and fly. He falls into the spinner.
Lightning is eating fast.
The salad spinner releases Trent.
CONFESSIONAL:
Trent: "That was painful". (Becomes concerned.) "I hope Gwen does not think I kissed Courtney".
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Mike starts eating while Lightning runs to the platform.
Lighting: Yea, look at Lightning. Lighting is the man. Lightning is king. Lightning is everything".
Courtney: "Hey, stop bragging and acting like an idiot"! We got a challenge to win".
Mike is getting closer to finish as this is going on".
Lightning: "Well", He says mad. He gets to the spot and is them launched into the salad spinner.
(The heroes' loudspeaker plays the noise, Mike stops eating, but he looks down and sees a stick of dynamite stuck in the pancake, and before he can run, it explodes. He screams as it launches him into the air and sends him straight into the Salad Spinner.
Lightning is released from the spinner after it spins a few times. However, Lightning then vomits, causing the Villains to groan.
Chris:" Ooh so close. Lightning is out".
Lightning: "Aww man".
Meanwhile, the spinner releases Mike.
Mike: (Gasps, his hair flops down over his eye and he eyes the control panel, speaking in a menacing voice again) "Can't resist a little chaos!" (He pulls down the lever, the light turning from green to red, and laughs maniacally. He gasps again, returning to normal) "Why am I laughing when I feel like barfing!?"
(Chris points at the pie chart again, where it's currently a draw.)
Chris: "Awkwardly hilarious mushy moment aside… looks like the villains are about to taste victory! And maybe some old shoes, we put some in their pancake."
Cody: "My turn",
He runs and starts eating pancakes.
Lindsay: I'll win this".
She runs to Zoey, who is eating some of the pieces.
Lindsay: "Zoey! Tag me! Tag me!"
Zoey high-fives Lindsay, then runs back to the team.
Lindsay screams and starts gobbling up pancakes.
Trent: (Scream) "Go Lindsay"!
Heather: "Don't screw up".
Courtney: "You better win Cody". She says angrily.
Duncan isn't saying anything.
Courtney: "What's with you"?
Duncan:" You know what you did". He says dismissively.
Courtney: "That was an accident".
Duncan scoffs.
Mike walks up to Duncan.
Mike: "It's ok to be a team player, Duncan." (Duncan looks at him suspiciously) "What?"
Duncan: "It's just something about your voice... It's-it's kind of familiar."
(Cody and Lindsay are still eating their pancakes quickly, while tossing away crabs and bugs. Lindsay is right with him.)
Chris: This really is neck and neck!"
Lindsay: (Chomps on a piece of pancake, only for it to explode into a swarm of bees, & starts swarming around her & she screams in pain.) "BEES!"
Cody is eating but then feels fire ants crawling on him.
Cody: "oww. oww".
Scott: "C'mon,!"
Lindsay reaches for the final pancake piece, face covered in bee stings, stuffing it in her face.
Chris: "Lindsay finishes her pancake first!"
Lindsay: (Moans in pain.) "Oww".
Cameron: "Lindsay, the obstacle course!"
Trent: "Come on"!
Heather: "Go"!
Lindsay: "Oh". She runs.
Courtney: "Hurry up Cody"! She screams angrily.
Cody starts eating quickly and finishes.
Chris: (Points to the now empty pie charts.) "Cody's finished the villains' pancake! The race to finish is on!"
Lindsay and Cody are racing.
They get to the boot which swiftly kicks them into the Salad Spinner. When the bowl stops spinning, the door opens and no one comes out. There is a tense look on everyone's face (including the little raccoon Cameron scared off) but then, Lindsay can be heard groaning as she crawls out of the bowl towards the door. The heroes cheer loudly.)
(Lindsay lands on the ground with a thud, panting, & gets up.)
Chris: "And the heroes win their third straight challenge! Again!"
(The Heroes cheer, Zoey and Mike hug. Trent looks at Gwen who is smiling at him.)
Chris: "Um.. hold on."
(Lindsay is seen holding her lunch, until she lets out one huge burp, shaking the camera and causing the heroes to pinch their noses.
CONFESSIONAL:
Lindsay: "I did it. I won for my team".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Duncan and Courtney are mad.
Courtney: "That idiot.
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: "He is gone".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
CONFESSIONAL
Cody: "I lost my team the challenge. I don't want to go home.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
With Gwen and Trent.
Trent: "I didn't kiss Courtney Gwen and she did not intend to kiss me. I swear".
Gwen: "It's ok Trent. I know it was an accident.".
Trent smiles and Gwen kisses him on the lips.
Duncan: "Oh you two are back on good terms despite what happened." Duncan mockingly says as he and Courtney walk up to them.
Gwen (mad): 'What do you want"?
Courtney: "I told him not to come but he insisted. Look Gwen, the kiss was an accident. I did not intend to kiss him".
Gwen: "I know Courtney, we're good".
Courtney smiles.
Duncan: "I want to barf".
Gwen: "Let's go Trent".
They hold hands and walk off.
CONFESSIONAL
Gwen: "Glad we cleared things up".
Trent: "Glad we're goof.
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Courtney (to Duncan): "Are you going to stop acting like a jerk and focus on who we are getting rid of"?
Duncan: "Fine. Lightning or Cody"?
Courtney: "Lighting wasted time with his gloating but Cody dropped the ball. Plus, he's the new guy so let's take out the nerd".
Duncan:" Fine by me".
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: "I don't care about the kiss. It's not like I want those lips on mine". His eye twitches.
Courtney: "Why is Duncan so mad about my kiss with Trent? Does he still have feelings for me"? (She smiles but the smile turns to anger.) "To little too late".
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Cody looks disheartened.
(Cut to the bonfire ceremony. Once again the villains are sitting on the barrels, while the heroes are in the peanut gallery.)
Chris: "Well campers, we had an awkward moment between Courtney and Trent today". He laughs.
Courtney and Trent look embarrassed, while Duncan glares at Trent.
Heather: "Wow Duncan, the guy you hate got kisses from your two girls without trying. He's more of a ladies man than you". She mocks.
Duncan glares at her.
Chris: "Oh! And after reviewing the footage of today's challenge & laughing a lot. Turns out the heroes didn't in fact complete the challenge!"
(The contestants gasp in shock.)
Mike: (Explains) "But Lindsay finished the pancake in the obstacle course first!"
Chris: "Lindsay! Would you stand up & turn out your pockets please? If you mind?"
Lindsay: (Sighs) "Ok.." (The camera cuts to 2 small pieces of the pancake in slow motion, as they hit the ground, & everyone gasps in shock again.) "I just saved a tiny bit in case I had to be exiled on Boney Island! It's a terrible place! I'm really sorry!"
Chris: "Heroes forfeit, villains win it!"
Then the villains cheer and the Heroes groan.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Chris: "Time to vote someone out, heroes!"
CONFESSIONAL:
(The screen splits into six to show them voting.)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut back to the bonfire, Mike, Trent, Gwen, Zoey, & Cameron and have their marshmallows, but Lindsay & Heather don't. Gwen is kissing Trent on the lips.)
Chris: "We're down to the final 2 contestants! Heather, you are the newcomer to the team, and Lindsay you let your team down by hoarding pancakes. The last marshmallow goes to..
The camera pans over to Lindsay looking sad, while Heather looked cocky.
Chris: "Heather!" (Throws the marshmallow to Trent, who sighs in relief.) "Lindsay, you're done."
Lindsay: (Groans sadly.) "Sorry I blew it you guys, but you would've done the same.
Trent frowns.
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: "I did not want to get rid of one of our own, but after that stint Lindsay pulled, I couldn't do it".
END OF CONFESSIONAL
Chris: "That reminds me. Which winner is gonna be a loser tonight on the island?"
Scott: (Walks to Chris.) "Me, I'll go."
CONFESSIONAL:
Scott: "Last season I found the invincibility sculpture in no time flat. Now I get the whole night? It's in the bag!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cuts over to the Flush Of Shame with Lindsay in the bowl.)
Chris: "Any last words, before.. You know?"
Lindsay: "See you everyone".
(Chris activates the button as Lindsay was sent to the toilet screaming.)
Chris: "Psyche!"
Chris: "The villains finally win again! But can they do it again, again? Will Gwen still be locking lips with Trent which continues to annoy me". He now says angrily.
Gwen is still kissing Trent on the lips.
Chris: "Find out next time, on Total, Drama, All-Stars!"
(End credits.)