"I'm itchy down there." Jon Arbuckle said with him sighing. "I wish someone could scratch me."
"I don't want to." Garfield said calmly while eating lasagna. "Can't you do it yourself?"
"I specified that I want someone else to do it."
"Well... you're going to be disappointed." Garfield said with a portal appearing.
Jon went through the warp and got himself much needed scratches here and there to help him out which of course made him feel better.