Chapter 1:
Episode 6a: Return of the Gretel. Some school year ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Hey, can we skip this one too?
Yeah okay.
On Tatooine, Kevin's depressed. "I'll tell you why," says Kevin, "I'm driving my sister around in my Mom's Mini-Falcon."
"Hey, you're also driving Hamster around," says Gretel, "hey look, those two droids are going into Jaba the Hutt's place. That is not gonna go well."
"Wait, how close are we to Jaba's," asks Kevin.
They almost get attacked by Jaba's Rancor, but then suddenly, something happens that saves them. It was as if the Force was calming the beast and then they drove away.
"What was that," asks Kevin.
"I don't know," says Gretel.
"Wait, I think one of us used the Force," says Kevin.
"Cool, but who?" Gretel then started levitating things.
"I think you did it," says Kevin, "though, I'm not sure if this is how the Force works."
"Now that I think about it," says Gretel, "I have been sensing some things."
"Hey, if I can use the Force, we could be a brother-sister jedi knight team," says Kevin.
"Jedi Knights," says Gretel.
Kevin tries but fails. "Nope, it's just you."
"Hey, I just realized, I don't think I saved us," says Gretel. Then they see Hamster using the Force. "I guess it was Hamster. So, now what?"
"Now, we look for a Jedi to train you guys," says Kevin, "oh, wait. They're all pretty much dead. Maybe Fred might surprise us."
"And if the Empire comes after us, we'll take them down," says Gretel.
"Oh, I didn't think of the Empire," says Kevin, "yep, this is my life."
...
Meanwhile, with twins, Lauren and Lyle. They were having trouble getting their ship to work.
"Stupid thing," says Lyle. Out of anger, he shocks it.
"Wait a minute," says Lauren. She then tries and she does the same thing. "We can use the Force!"
"So, what do we do," asks Lyle.
"Isn't it obvious," asks Lauren, "we have to get ourselves trained... by a Sith Lord!"
"Yeah," says Lyle, "I'm gonna call myself Darth Puncher!"
"That wouldn't make sense," says Lauren, "but whatever."
This is Non cannon to The Ultimate Advanceverse. It is a sequel to Milo Murphy's Law: The Empire Strikes Back.