Chapter 2:
Kevin and Gretel then talk to Fred. "You're in luck," says Fred, "rumor says that the greatest Jedi Master to have ever lived just happens to be around. Master Yolda. He's on Dagobah."
"Isn't that a swamp planet," asks Gretel.
"Do you guys really want to go all the way to a swamp planet," asks Kevin.
"Let's go," says Gretel.
...
So, Kevin, Hamster, and Gretel travel all the way to Dagobah.
"Look, I dressed Hamster like Master Yolda," says Gretel.
"Hey, why does he look like he's sensing a disturbance in the Force," asks Kevin.
"Y'know, I think I sense it too," says Gretel, "I wonder what it could be?"
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They land on Dagobah.
"Now to find Master Yolda," says Kevin.
"I'm afraid that would be easier said than done," says a ghost.
Kevin and Gretel both scream.
"Who are you," asks Gretel.
"I am Obi Wan Kenobi. I'm afraid Master Yolda is now dead."
"So, there are no jedi knights at all," asks Kevin.
"There is one who is to be a jedi," says Obi Wan, "he will complete his training once he faces Darth Vader and defeats the Empire."
"Wait, how is one guy going to defeat the Empire," asks Kevin.
"Because it is his destiny," says Obi Wan. He then leaves.
"Now what," asks Kevin.
"Maybe this Luke guy can train me and Hamster," says Gretel.
"Okay, so we wait until his training is complete," says Kevin.
"Okay, but maybe we should look for him," says Gretel, "or we may never find him."
"Find, let's go look for Luke," says Kevin, "maybe we'll get lucky."
"We'll get lucky, looking for Luke," says Gretel. Kevin looks at her. "Yeah, I agree, that was lame."
So, they get back in the Mini Falcon and take off.