Chapter 3:
Lauren and Lyle could both use the Force, but they need some training, so now they're hoping that Darth Vader can train them. They talk to two agents of the Empire who are never seen, but you can hear their voices from their ship.
"So, you have powers unimaginable?"
"Well, I think the Force is pretty imaginable," says Lauren.
"Just tell us where Darth Vader is," says Lyle.
"I think he's on Endor."
"Oh yeah, the Empire's working on a new Death Star, so they're being stationed on Endor."
"Where's Endor," asks Lauren.
"No idea," both agents say.
...
"Great, now we have to look for Endor," says Lauren.
"It shouldn't be this hard to learn how to go Sith," says Lyle.
"But it will be worth it," says Lauren, "to join the Dark Side."
Chorus: For a thousand years
We've been plotting
Our revenge in secret
While hiding in plain sight
And now we're here
And we'll reveal ourselves
And defeat
Every Jedi Knight
It's time to rise up
It's time to fight back
It's been this way for too long
The dark side and the light
It's a Battle for your life
Who will Win and who will fall
Who will triumph through It all
For a thousand years
We were the guardians
Of peace and justice
In the galaxy
But now I'm here
'Cause the imperials
Had us hunted
Like we were enemies
And now it's time to rise up
It's time to fight back
It's been this way for too long
The dark side and the light
It's a Battle for your life
Who will Win and who will fall
Who will triumph through It all
Through It all
Through It all
Give in to your anger
Let the hate flow through or
Let
Go of what you fear to lose
And may the force be with you
Give in to your anger
Let the hate flow through or
Let
Go of what you fear to lose
And may the force be with you
And now it's time to rise up
It's time to fight back
It's been this way for too long
The dark side and the light
It's a Battle for your life
Who will Win and who will fall
Who will triumph through It all!
...
Lyle and Lauren then talked to Rodney Thunderhut. "Ateema da u mention it, mee did learn konchee endor sa. Mee tinka it might be..."
"Can we hear this in english," asks Lauren.
"What's english," asks Lyle, because there is no english in this galaxy.
"Fine, everhoo, ah done heard from Poofenhut that endor was thuh ninth moon that orbited thuh outer rim puh-lanet awf thuh same nuh-ame."
"Didn't Poofenhut take out the dog that belonged to that pilot, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro," asks Lyle.
"Never mind that," says Lauren, "how can we find Moon Endor if we can't find Planet Endor?"
Rodney Thunderhut then shrugs.
...
They then talk to the Mandalorian, Lucha Dor.
"I think Moft Exclamation is on his way there," says Lucha Dor, "just follow him."
"Finally, we're getting somewhere," says Lauren, "let's go!" The two then head off to find Moft Exclamation.