Chapter 5:
Moft Exclamation was just riding his ship when he got a strange call.
"Moft Exclamation, I'm Lauren."
"And I'm Darth Puncher!"
"Darth Puncher," asks Exclamation, "are you with the Rebels?"
"No, it's... it's like Darth Vader or Darth Sidious."
"What about Darth Maul or Darth Tyranus," asks Exclamation, "or even that idiot who deserted the Empire, Darthenshmirtz?"
"I've never heard of them," says Lyle.
"We want to find Darth Vader so he can teach us the power of the Dark Side," says Lauren, "we can do the Force."
"I'll pick you up," says Moft Exclamation.
"No need, we're on the roof of your ship," says Lyle.
Pause. "Why," asks Moft Exclamation.
...
Lyle and Lauren are now in the ship with Exclamation.
"So, you guys wanna be Sith Lords, uhh," asks Exclamation, "you know there can only be two, right."
"There's two of us," says Lyle.
"I don't think that's what he means," says Lauren, "so, what about that Darthenshmirtz guy you mentioned?"
"He barely counts," says Exclamation, "he was a low-level darth. The Emperor mostly gave him the job because he makes powerful, yet somewhat stupid, inators. Look, there's more to the Dark Side then just the Force."
Moft Exclamation: You gotta be bad
Like making people sad
Evil makes you glad
And you have to show you're really mad
Show me how evil you are
Be willing to go too far
And even break someone's car
Lauren: What's a car?
Moft Exclamation: Fear is the path to the Dark Side
But it's gonna be a wild ride
Fear leads to anger
And it gets a little stranger
Anger leads to hate
I can relate
Hate leads to suffering
I don't know what rhymes with suffering
If you want to be cruel
Then follow one simple rule
You gotta be bad!
"So, which one do you think Darth Vader will train," asks Lauren.
"And if he trains one of us, are we going to have to help him take out the Emperor," asks Lyle.
"Maybe, let's go to Endor," says Moft Exclamation.
So, they head for Endor.