OH. HELL. NO. This idiot did not say what I think he said. "Could you run that by me again? Naruto, our MC, said. Kakashi, with his stupid eye smile on his face, told them he recommended them for the Chunnin Exams in four months. Sasuke resident emo with black hair and a tree up his ass smiled. 'I'm finally taking the next step to killing Itachi'he thought as he told his sensei he is going to take it. Sakura a cute pink-haired pain in my ass agreed. Not surprising since she has hung off his dick since the academy. Kakashi, thinking Naruto was just going to say yes, starting handing out the application forms. Imagine his surprise when he turned to give Naruto one he only saw the blondes back as he was walking away. "Naruto, where are you going without your form?" The one-eyed moron asked.
Seeing that Naruto was ignoring him, Sakura decided to speak. "NARUTO GET OVER HERE AND FILL OUT YOUR APPLICATION SO SASUKE CAN GET HIS PROMOTION!" Shaking his head, Naruto decided to speak his mind. "I'm not signing shit. We are not ready" Sasuke frowned but didn't say anything. "I think you are ready. I have faith in you all." That pushed Naruto over the edge. "FAITH! THAT'S WHAT YOUR BASING PUTTING US AN EXAM WHERE PEOPLE COULD DIE! FAITH DOESN'T MEAN SHIT WHEN SOMEONE IS STANDING OVER SOMEONE THEY ARE ABOUT TO KILL! YOUR FAITH IS MISPLACED AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT MORON!" Naruto yelled. The part of Kakashi's face you could see turned red. "How dare you? I am your sensei. I know your abilities best and I think you all could pass."
Naruto laughed. "You won't be for long. See, I am just a clone. The real me is in the hokage's office, telling him about the blatant favoritism you've shown since the day this team officially formed. I wonder what Hokage-sama is going to do with you." Then the clone dispersed, leaving two angry genin and one angry cyclops.
Hokage Office one hour ago
Hiruzen Sarutobi, Third Hokage of Konoha, was dealing with the usual ridiculous amount of paperwork when Naruto stormed into his office. "Hokage-sama we need to talk." The 69-year-old man was smiling when he heard the boys voice, but when he looked up at the boy and saw his serious face the smile faded from his face. Naruto continued. "I'm sick of the sensei you assigned me. He has not taught Sakura and myself anything ither than tree walking and that was on a damn mission where we could be killed. We've been back in the village a month and still has me just walking up trees and sparing with that selfish bastard Sasuke and telling me to work on my taijutsu. Nothing else." The old Kage frowned. " Just give him a chance. He could get better." The pissed off look on the blonde's face said he was about to snap on me. "No' I"m not giving him shit. You already gave him on and if he can do something like this with your rookie ninja why the hell would he..." Naruto trailed as hi clones memories flooded his brain. After seeing it all, Naruto saw red. "Even if I was going to give him a chance he blew it. Pretty sure I don't need to tell you he nominated us for the Chunnin Exams right?" Sarutobi nodded. "Good. Then I could tell you just like I told him. Sakura and I are not ready."
As Naruto was saying that, Kakashi Shushined into the office with Sasuke and Sakura. "You got the nerve to send a shadow clone to a team meeting. What were you thinking?" Naruto's laughter interrupted him. Not acknowledging that question he turned back to Hokage. "So what are you going to do about this?" Taking a hit from his pipe he thought about it for a moment. He knew some others wanted to train the boy. His pranking of the village made him very popular among the other shinobi. He settled on doing something different. "What do you think should happen?" To his surprise Naruto answered immediatly.
"Let the stupid prick continue to train the Uchiha. Sakura and I need a different teacher." At that Sakura snapped "NO! I WON'TBE SEPARATED FROM SASUKE-KUN! YOU JUST WANT ME TO YOURSELF!" Our whiskered blonde snapped back at that "YOUR DAMN RIGHT I AM TRYING TO SEPARATE YOU FROM HIM! CLEARLY SINCE IT WAS NOT IN A BOOK YOUR TOO STUOID TO SEE THE TRUTH SO I WILL BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU!" he said. Taking a few deep breaths to calm down he spoke again/ "only person skill wise on this team is Sasuke. You and I are not. I only know the two of the three academy jutsu. No real taijutsu skill. No ninjutsu or genjutsu. Almost like you. difference between us is ai am physically stronger and have more stamina. Because you don't train and you're dieting. Which is stupid. And this ass kissing bastard isn't making you do it or helping me to get any better." Sakura wanted to argue but couldn't. She knew he was right. He wasn't done though. "What do you think would happen if we ended up in a situation and we all couldn't escape? I'll tell you what I think. Uchiha and Hatake would run away and leave us at their mercy and given how much I cared about you I would have fought till the last man. But with my lack of skill and experience, I would never make it to the last man. I would die and then there would only be you. Most likely getting raped by them over and over again until you die or they sell you to someone else and let them do it. No chance of being with your precious bastard then, right?
Turning to Kakashi he told him that it would be a waste for him to speak, because if he would abandon two students instead of teaching them the skills needed to survive then there would be no reason to believe he wouldn't abandon them to save Sasuke and himself. Satisfied he quelled any arguments about this he looked back at Sarutobi. "Is that acceptable?" The Kage nodded. "Yes but don't think I am going to let you get off that easy Jounin Hatake. Return after your done training Genin Uchiha to face the music. Dismissed." As they were leaving however, Naruto decided to say one last thing to Kakashi. "Hatake." Naruto said then waited until the other two Genin left the room to speak again. "my father would be ashamed of your choices." His one eye widened. Even more so when he followed his line of sight to a specific picture on the wall.