New Target

Emberlyn Pinkle

American College Goth Girl

She shipped a couple of anime characters online seven years ago when she was a teenager and its "basically incest." After quick research i agree. And ick. Its like shipping my sister Octavia with our dad gross and weird. Standard kill.

"Thanks Aunt Millie but i dont need backup to take out this subruban college goth weird shipper bitch." Harry said behind some bushes in front of the Pinkle home. "And stop trying to use me to get out of seeing Les Miserable' with Uncle Moxxie he's been planning this for months and its a great show your gonna have a great time even if your not a musical fan some of those sinners have been doing this for two hundred years!"

"Gonna kill a stupid bitch." Harry sang softly twirling his father's knife in his hands. "Was raised to kill things and ill kill things with anything i can find uh uh." The owl boy sang as he climbed into Emberlyn's room. "I'll shoot, I'll stab, I'll strangle with a rope I'll cut up I'll choke up and make you piss in a cup? He questioned his lyrics. Hmm. "Whatever. I like killing things. And tonight its gonna be a stupid creepy incest loving bitch. Harry crept up on Emberlynn who was watching some kind of weird incest vampire anime.

But Harry was DEFLECTED BY A PROTECTION WARD.

Harry was hurled backward with a startled cry. Emberlyn shouted and exited her Tor browser.

"What the Hell your supposed to be an ordinary non threatening suburban college girl how the hell did you do that?" Harry demanded.

Harry look around Emberlynns room and suddenly had an epiphany.

Ohhhh your one of THOSE." Harry said. Noticing all the Monster Fucker merch. Including an impressive collection of several straight and homoerotic Monster Lover Novels notable titles being My Dragon Daddy (Homoerotic from the spine art) and My First Time With an Eldritch Horror. (Straight smut) "Is that a Cthulu body pillow?" He asked.

"What's your name?" Emberlynn asked. Coming in up to Harry's face.

"Harry." Harry replied uncomfortable with her closeness. "Look your supposed to be an ordinary girl what is that?!" Harry demanded. Then he noticed it had a pentacle engraved on it.

"Its official merch from Akuma no Oto or "My Demon Husband." Evelyn started nerdgasming. "Given to Setsuki in episode 569 it protects the wearer from...wait are you a demon? Like...a REAL DEMON?"

"Yep that explains the Pentacle."

"Wait thats not a pengagram?" Evelyn asked.

"Common misconception the 5 pointed star pointing UP inside of a circle is dedicated to protection wards while the inverted star inside a circle, PentaGRAM is commonly associatef with causing harm, summoning demons and causing general chaos surrounding the occult." Harry explained.

"So wait this thing ACTUALLY protects me against the occult?" Emberlynn asks.

"Looks like it." Harry walked up to her and tried to poke her and the shield went off. "Yep im not doing anything while thats around your neck. Beautiful one." Harry put on a suave act.

Emberlynn blushes hard and threw the necklace off before Harry brought out the Jackal and went silent BANG. She dropped.

Harry then busied himself magically wiping whatever surface he touched to throw off investigators.

"Yeah i was just gonna stab you with a non blessed knife and let you rot in Hell with the other incest shippers but after seeing the Pony Jar over there, fuck you." Harry kicked her corpse before opening a portal. He reached through and summoned the bullet fragments and remains before closing the portal. "Plus im fucking 15 you pervert." He kicked her again.

"Frank just hold me." Harry shudders.

"Was it bad? I thought it was hust a college girl?"

"Monster Fucker Anime Weeboo."

Francesco cringes.

"Who also ships incestuous pairings."

Francesco visibly wretched.

"Oh remind me to tell Lucifer that someone's selling anime merch with actual protection wards on the products."

"Really? Thats impresive for mortals." Francesco said as he petted Harry's head in his lap.

"Its probably just sheer dumb luck as Professor McGonagall would say but we can never be too sure." Harry said as he sighed in Francescos lap.

"Was it bad?" Moxxie asked as he came in with coffee and set the travel container down on Cherries Desk.

Harry held up one of her books "My Dragon Daddy." And sent it over to Moxxie.

Moxxie read the title saw the cover art and blushed crimson. "I may have to borrow this."

"You owe me a soda." Harry said to Francesco. "Told you he'd go for the Monster Fucker smut."

"Hi hun, whats that?" Millie came in with a snacks bag. "Oooo smut, i'll just take this." She grabbed it from Moxxie.

Harry smiled and levitated a bag over to Millie. She looked inside and squealed in happiness clapping her hands.

Harry had stolen Emberlyn's smut collection because he knew Moxxie and Millie would love it.

To Be Continued...

what can i say? I was inspired to give ya'll a bone from the new short. Fuck Emberlynn and her pony jar. She belongs in Hell.