Chapter 2: Trouble in Lumpy Space

It was the middle of the afternoon in the Candy Kingdom, with Princess Bubblegum hosting her annual Mallow Tea Ceremony. Herself, Mirabel, Sonic, Amy Rose and Lumpy Space Princess were in attendance.

Mirabel: *bouncing* Whoop! Huh?

Amy: *bouncing* Whoop!

Sonic: *bouncing* Whoopiiieee...

Princess Bubblegum: Cheers everyone.

Everyone cheers, except for Lumpy Space Princess, who was levitating over her marshmallow seat looking board and not drinking any tea. And Mirabel, who tries to drink her tea but keep on splashing it in her face instead.

Mirabel: *Hot Tea splashes on her face* Arrgh. Princess, this tea party sucks in a big way! Do wee have to do this sitting on marshmallows?

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, don't worry, Mirabel. The Mallow Tea Ceremony takes years to master.

Mirabel: *Frowns at her cup* Its now that i'd need to master it *More Hot Tea splashes in his face.* Arrgh, before i boil my face off, Wow. *Bounces down the marshmallow tower* oof, oof, oof! *Hits the ground, hard* Unh! Tea partying's hard, huh, Guys?

Both Hedgehogs: *Hits the ground* Oof! Yes!

Lumpy Space Princess: What?! No way! It's super easy!

Mirabel: Lumpy Space Princess, you big faker! You're floating, not bouncing!

Lumpy Space Princess: Fine. I'll prove it. *She puts out the star on her forehead, stoping her from floating* Huh? Ah! Oh, no! *Bounces down the marshmallows* Oh, snap! *She lands with her teeth in Sonic's leg.*

Sonic: AAAAAGH!

Mirabel and Amy: SONIC *Both runs up to him*

Lumpy Space Princess: *Muffled* Oh. Sorry I bit your leg.

Mirabel: Girl You're still biting his leg, get off! *Blasts LSP off his leg and away from them*

Lumpy Space Princess: *Levitate back up and whips away dust from her body* Oh, my gosh. Like, i'm Sorry you guys.

Mirabel: *Ignores LSP to look at Sonic's leg*Dios Mio! Your leg!

Sonic: This is... new. It's nothin' ominous, though. Just some swelling.

Lumpy Space Princess: Nah, that's no swelling. It's the early stage of The Lumps.

Amy: Is it serious?

Lumpy Space Princess: It just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space guy, on account of my bite. It's just like, um, y'know... werewolf rules? *Imitating a werewolf* Ar, rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr!

Mirabel and Amy: Oh, no!

Sonic: What? You think I'm gonna turn all lumpy like her? Get outta here. *Arm suddenly lumps up* Wha? Heu Mira, I think I'm freakin' out!

Mirabel: Calm down, Chico! I'll... I'll magic the lumpiness outta ya!

She was preparing to zap Sonic with Magic when she heard a teacup fall on the ground and shatters.

Princess Bubblegum: Mira, Wait! *Bouncing down and stops her* You can't just magically cast out something you don't know off from someone's body. You might cause Sonic to explode from the attempt.

Mirabel: *Gasp* your right, thanks Princess. *Turns to Lumpy Space Princess* LSP, please tell me that there's an antidote to the lumps.

Lumpy Space Princess: Yeah. There's an antidote, but you have to go all the way to Lumpy Space to get it. And Sonic has to use it by sunset.

Amy: What happens if he doesn't take the antidote by sunset?

Lumpy Space Princess: He'll be lumpy, like, forever.

Mirabel: LSP, please! Can you tell us how to reach Lumpy Space?

Lumpy Space Princess: Yeah, I mean, there's a portal nearby. I can show you whenever.

Mirabel: Great, take me and Sonic there LSP. Amy, go back to the Tree Fort and tell the others what's going on and that wee'll be back as soon as possible *Amy Nods and runs off to the Tree Fort*. PB...

Princess Bubblegum: *Intestines grumble* Sorry Mirabel, but i need to head back now, I should not have drunk that much tea! *Runs Off*.

Lumpy Space Princess: *Yells* Like, i Hope you make it. Now follow me you two.

LSP lead Mirabel and Sonic a little further away into the woods, in a empty clearing where the only things there was are a bunch of trees and a red and blue spotted mushroom with a frog next to it.

Lumpy Space Princess: Now don't go telling everyone about this portal or whatever. It's kind of a secret.

But a confused Mirabel and Sonic just look around, not seeing anything that looks like a portal.

Mirabel: Where is it?

Lumpy Space Princess: Portal's that Frog and mushroom.

Frog: *Jumps on mushroom with a ribbit.* Password, please.

Lumpy Space Princess: *yells* Whatevers2009!

Frog: Good day, Princess. Is your father okay with you entering Lumpy Space with two... *puffs out his chest* non-Lumpers?

Mirabel: *Whispering to Lumpy Space Princess* Just say yes! Yes, yes, yes!

Lumpy Space Princess: Yeah, whatever, fine.

The frog extends its tongue to the three and sucks them into his mouth, transporting them to Lumpy Space.

Scene change: Lumpy Space.

Mirabel is thrown toward a lumpy cloud where LSP and Sonic are waiting for her.

Mirabel: AAAAH! Whoa... This is Lumpy Space. Its so... hermosa (Beautiful)

Lumpy Space Princess: Thanks, i think? Now come on, before i show you where the antidote is you should check out my house. It's, like, kind of lame, but way less lame than, like, your house.

Sonic: Uh, where sure it is princess, but could wee skip to the part where you tell us where the antidote is and wee'll check it out after?

Lumpy Space Princess: Fiiiiine, *Points* It's up there at Makeout Point.

Mirabel: *Looks at where LSP is pointing* That's so close! We can run there in no... *Camera pans up, revealing that Makeout Point is across an abyss.* ...time. Aww, what?! It's, like, a million-mile fall into space. *Looks defeated* Will never get over it... *then Smirks* is what i would say if i wasn't a witch that can fly.

Mirabel then took off her hat and reached inside of it to pull out a broostick, entending on riding it to Makeout Point and come back with the antidote. But her confident smirk quickly disappeared when she hoped on it and tries to take off... and nothing happens.

Mirabel: Hein? *Tries to take off again, but still nothing* Wha I took you to the broomshop yesterday for a full check up, they said you were good to go so what gives?

For several minutes, Mira tried to take off the ground and fly but it just won't work.

Mirabel: Argh, fine you stupid broom *Puts it back in her hat* when wee get home, i'll turn the Broomshop owner into a fly for not doing his job. *Then tries to transform into her giant butterfly form to use its wings to fly, but like with her broom, her wings didn't work either and she changed back* What the heck is going on.

Lumpy Space Princess: Yeah, sorry but any forms of flight that's not Lumpy Native doesn't work in Lumpy Space. It's like a safety precautions or whatever to prevent smooth people from outside to come here and invade us or something lame like that. You have to travel by car here, or else you'll fall into the Lumpy Abyss.

Lumpy Space King: *Floats to the group* Daughter! Have you brought smooth people into our domain?!

Lumpy Space Princess: I had to, Dad... I'm trying to help them, so don't lumping yell at me!

Lumpy Space Queen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! What did you just say?!

Lumpy Space Princess: I SAID, "LUMP OFF," MOM! *yells gibberish angrily, then pants heavily*

Mirabel: Wow LSP, a little harsh on your mom don't you think.

Lumpy Space Princess: *To Mirabel* WHO ASKED YOUR OPINION MISS BUTTERFLY?!

Mirabel: *Raises her hands in surrender*Ok, ok, i just didn't think your mom deserved such harsh words. Could you just ask them about the car?

Lumpy Space Princess: *Calms down*yeah, ok. *To parents* I need to borrow the car.

Lumpy Space King: You have made your mother cry for the last time, daughter! You are hereby banned from using the royal car! *walks inside house and slams the door*

Lumpy Space Princess: Shucks! I lumping hate them! I'm really, really sorry, Mirabel. But I can't help you because my parents are horrible idiots.

Mirabel: *Gives her an understanding look with a pat on the shoulder* Girl, i can soooo sympathize. In any case, don't you know anyone else with a car?

Lumpy Space Princess: My friend Melissa has a car. But she's dating my ex-boyfriend Brad.

Mirabel: *frustrated* Could you give her a call anyway, wee don't have much time.

Lumpy Space Princess: Hmm. *pulls out cellphone and talks into it* Call BFF 66.

Elsewhere, Melissa's phone rings

Melissa: *answering* Hello?

Lumpy Space Princess: Hey, Melissa. What's up?

Mirabel: What's she saying?

Lumpy Space Princess: *whispering to Mirabel* I'm asking her, jeez! Melissa, just listen!

Melissa: Have you forgotten what day it is?

Lumpy Space Princess: Melissa. I'm trying to help out some friends, i don't have time for whatever is going on today.

Melissa: But tonight is the weekly Promcoming Dance!

Lumpy Space Princess: Oh, Glob. I forgot.

Mirabel: What did she say?

Lumpy Space Princess: Tonight is the weekly Promcoming Dance! *To Melissa, in excitement* It's gonna be so flipping awesome!

Mirabel: *exasperated* LSP, we don't have time for this. Ask for the ride,por favor.

Lumpy Space Princess: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh—*Mirabel takes the cellphone*, *LSP continues to say oh a couple of times until she realizes her phone is missing* Wha?!

Mirabel: *To Melissa, after zapping her throat with a spell to imitate LSP'S voice* Melissa, *Lumpy Space Princess tries to retrieve her phone while Finn continues.* you should totally drive us to Makeout Point to make out with hot boys!

Mirabel: LSP, you're so baaaaad... be there in a sec!

Finn: I'll see you then. *hangs up*

Lumpy Space Princess: Hmm. *takes phone back*

Mirabel: *Normal voice* Sorry. But Sonic's lumpiness is worsening!

Sonic: Actually, there hasn't been any new lumps in almost 20 minutes. I think I'm beating it back with sheer willpower! *Part of his head bulges up.*, *flatly* Never Mind. *Forces the lump back into his body*

Lumpy Space Princess: Yeah, whatever. Just don't mess with my phone again.

Seconds later, Melissa arrives in her car.

Melissa: Hi! *Melissa drives into Mirabel, knocking her over.*

Mirabel: Ugh... *Quickly gets back up* OKAY! Let's go, let's go, let's go!

They all climb in and rode off, and Melissa's "SXY-LMP" liscense plate is revealed.

Sonic: *Bad Electronic music plays*. Argh, this music ducks, can someone please change it?

Lumpy Space Princess: *Ignores Sonic and squeals* Ah. I love this song. We should totally TP Shandala's house!

Sonic: Man This is terrible! *Turns to his BBF* Mira, if you can't save me from the lumps... if I do turn... if I become lumpy like them, I want you to leave me here and tell the others that i've died has the hero i am, fighting some kind of monster or one of Eggman's robots, or something.

Mirabel: *while embracing Sonic* It's not gonna come to that. Wee will find that antidote and you will come back home with me as smooth as you've always been, inside and out.

Sonic: But in the event it DOES happen, please promise you'll do it. I don't want anyone else knowing i became like her *Points to LSP*, i'd never live it down.

Mirabel: *Sigh* Ok Chico Azul, if it does come to that i'll do it... *angrily towards Melissa* CAN'T THIS CAR GO ANY FASTER?!

Melissa: We're already here! Hi, Mirabel.

Lumpy Space Princess: We've been here for, like, five minutes.

Mirabel: Finally! Huh? This doesn't look like Makeout Point.

Melissa: This is Brad's house. You wanted a ride to Makeout Point? You think I want to make out with you?!

Mirabel: Wha!?...

Melissa: *Looks a little Grossed out* Well, i'm flattered that you like me that way Mirabel, but i'm not into girls, sooooo...

Mirabel: Wow, wow, wow. First off, i so don't want to make out with a girl either, so get that thought out of your mind Melissa *Melissa Nods and turns away emberassed*. And second, LSP, we gotta hurry! Sonic's running out of time!

Lumpy Space Princess: Hey. This is hard for me, too. I mean, I used to eat chili cheese fries with Brad... so there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on this ride!

Brad: Hey.

Melissa: Oh, Braaaaad... *giggles*

Brad: You miss me yet, LSP?

Lumpy Space Princess: *sullenly* Scooch over, Mirabel. I'm gonna sit in the back.

Scene change: Makeout Point

Lumpy Space Princess: This is it. *Melissa parks the car.*

Mirabel: Finally! Let's go!

Lumpy Space Princess: Wait. When you reach the tree at the top where the antidote is, make sure to watch yourself, Mirabel. The guys who use it up there are notorious for being... *whispering* smooth posers.

Mirabel: What does that mean?

Lumpy Space Princess: It just means what it means. Hurry. Get the antidote so we can get outta here.

Mirabel: Got ya, thanks for the warning, LSP.

Lumpy Space Princess: BUUUUMPS.

Sonic: Um... bumps?

Mirabel: Uh, yeah, bumps.

Sonic skin bulges up more

Sonic: Aw, man!

They hurried up to the top tree on the hill and came up to three Lumpy Space People: Glasses, Monty, and Lenny.

Mirabel: Hey, guys. Lookin' smooth!

Glasses: Really? You think we're smooth?

Mirabel: Well, mostly you're friend in the center, but yeah!

Monty: Why are you sucking up to us?

Mirabel: My best friend needs an antidote for lumpiness.

Lenny: Chyah, lumpiness suuucks. Hey, Monty, time's up, sphere-hog! *Lenny pushes Monty off the sphere he was sitting on. Monty becomes lumpy.* My turn! *Lenny sits on the sphere and becomes smooth.*

Mirabel: So the antidote is in that orb you were sitting on!

Lenny: This orb is the antidote, bruh.

Mirabel: Can my friend borrow it?

Lenny: Yeah, sure, as long as you give it right back. *Tosses Mirabel the sphere and becomes lumpy*

Mirabel: Lo tengo, thank you amigos.

Lumpy Space Princess then enters the scene.

Lumpy Space Princess: What's taking so long? Did those smooth-heads give you the orb already, or what?

Lenny then takes the sphere back.

Mirabel: Wait!

Lenny: Is this another friend of yours?

Lumpy Space Princess: What do you care? Just give 'em the antidote already, and stop being such a poser.

Monty: Sorry, girly. *exiting with Lenny and Glasses* We changed our minds.

Mirabel: Why did you have to say all those rude things to them?!

Lumpy Space Princess: What? I was helping you.

Mirabel: *sarcastically* Thanks a lot! They were right about to hand over the antidote until you came in!

Lumpy Space Princess: *bitterly* You're welcome a lot.

Mirabel: You insulted them for no real reason! And they got mad! And now Sonic's gonna be lumpy forever! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Lumpy Space Princess: Wow. Now I know how you really feel. I was just trying to help, but whatever. *raising her voice* No. No, not whatever! I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying! And you're supposed to be my friend! *tearing up* Not like the fake ones I have here! So do what you want! I'm going to Promcoming! Are you coming or not, Lumpy Sonic?

Sonic: No. Because no matter how messed up and lumpy I get, this girl never turns her back on me! *Completely transforms into a Lumpy Space person.* Oh, yah. Right behind ya. Just gotta turn my back on this chic first.

Literally does so then exits

Mirabel: Sonic! IT'S ALMOST SUNSET! *to herself* Sonic.. I didn't save him... I... *Yells wildly and angrily and then zaps the ground repeatedly with her magic* I'LL KILL YOU, LUMPY SPAAAAAACE!

Monty: Jam on, woman!

Mirabel: Huh? I thought you guys left!

Monty: We were drawn back by your plaintive wail. We dig your directionless fury.

Mirabel: Um, thanks.

Monty: Respect. Here. *Tosses Mirabel the sphere.* Take it. Win your man back!

Mirabel: Yeah, he's not exactly my man, but there is still time to save Sonic! Do you guys know where Promcoming is?

Monty: Promcoming takes place way down on that land-lump.

Mirabel: Awesome. Do any of y'all have wheels?

Monty: Nah. We were all ditched here just like you.

Mirabel: Well... you think I can make it to that land-lump if I jumped off this cliff?

Monty: You kidding?! A smoothie like you will plummet right into the eternal void!

Mirabel: And flight related magic are a no go here to. What if I was lumpy? Could I float over?

Lenny: No, no! It's too dangerous!

Glasses: Like, if you do become lympy I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of you making it!

Mirabel: That's good enough for me. Now bite me! *The three respond in disbelief all at once, then Mirabel used her magic to force them to bite her on both arms and her right leg.*

Mirabel: *turning lumpy exceedingly quickly* Yes! I can feel the multiple bites accelerating the lumpification process! I'm starting to float!

Lenny: Don't jump, Girl! Its Insane.

Mirabel: I have to! For my Chico Azul. Jumps RAAAAAAGH!

Glasses: Wow. She's insane.

Mirabel successfully lands through the roof of Promcoming.

Mirabel: Ah, I made it! And there he is!

Sonic: Yeah! Promcoming! Yeah! Cool!

Mirabel: Sonic! I'm mostly lumpy now! And I totally think you should sit on this sphere!

Sonic: No!

Mirabel tries to force him to sit on it to no avail.

Mirabel: Sit on it Hedgehog!

Sonic: *Slaps sphere down* No!

Mirabel: Please, Sonic! You're my best friend! Just sit on the sphere!

Sonic: Chyah! I remember you! You're just a smoothie wannabe lumpy poser!

Mirabel: Sit on it right now! Before I loose it and magically glue it on your but!

Sonic: NO!

Mirabel: Fine, you ask for... *Was stopped in her spell casting by a weird feeling in her gut* Oh, no! I can feel the lumpiness... about to consume me! *Fully transforms into a Lumpy Space person.*

Mirabel: Oh, yah. Being lumpy's the best.

Sonic: Hey. Stop talkin' to yourself, dumb chic. Take your dumb ball and get outta here.

Mirabel: Fine. I don't want you to have it anyway, your way to lame.

Sonic: So now i can't have it cause in your eyes i'm to lame, eh?

Mirabel: That's right lamoid. It's mine.

Sonic: GIMME THAT BALL!

Mirabel: NO! You had your chance to have it, now you can't!

Sonic: I want it! Give it to me!

Mirabel: You want it that bad? Go get it, then! *Rolls it like a bowling ball*

Sonic: Bumps, bi— *Gets knock over by the sphere and Sits on it accidentally, turning him back to normal.*, *gasps* Oh, I'm not lumpy anymore! Oh, no. Mira! You gotta sit on this!

Mirabel: No! You can't make me! Smooth—OOF! *Runs into a muscular Lumpy Space person and gets knocked out.*

Sonic: Mira! Hey, Mira! Hey, Girl! Mira

Mirabel: *waking up* Huh?

Sonic: Hey, girl. We made it.

Mirabel: Man... There's something cold under my butt. *Noticing sphere* Oh! *laughs* The antidote! Just in time, too! *Sees LSP floating over* LSP, I'm sorry I blew up at you before. I didn't mean it. I was just really stressed out.

Lumpy Space Princess: You know, it's fine. You and Sonic can make it up to me by dancing this last dance with me.

Mirabel: Sounds good to me. Whaddaya say, Sonic?

Sonic: *Lumpy voice* That sounds totally lame.

Everyone gasps

Sonic: *Normal voice, laughs* I'm just kidding. Let's dance!

Everyone resumes dancing

END