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"Last time on Total Drama…" Chris began the recap. "I welcomed the All-Stars to the newly decontaminated island. Then, it was Heroes vs. Villains diving into shark-infested waters in search of the one key that would unlock the door to the all-new McLean spa hotel for winners only. Thanks to Scott's cowardly fear of sharks, we learned that inside every robot beats the heart of a Spaniard. In this case, Alejandro. And while Alejandro might not hold the key to Heather's heart anymore, he did hold the key to the spa hotel and victory for the Villainous Vultures! And the Heroic Hamsters bid farewell to Lindsay, via our newest and most humiliating commode of transportation. The Flush of Shame! Who will be next to pop through the pooper? Find out right now on Total. Drama. All-Stars!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to the guys side of the cabin. "There's a storm a-comin', dagnabbit!" Chester mumbled in Mike's sleep.
"I'm scared! After all these years, he's going to return!" Svetlana mumbled in Mike's sleep.
"Ay, yo, how we gonna stop this Goomba?" Vito mumbled in Mike's sleep.
"Hush it, mates. Mike is wakin' up!" Manitoba mumbled in Mike's sleep before he woke up.
"Huh? Eh, what's that? You guys say something?" Mike asked as he woke up to see Owen, Harold and Brick sleeping.
"Meh." Owen mumbled in his sleep.
"Mike? Is there something wrong?" Cameron asked.
"Cam? Why aren't you asleep?" Mike asked.
"I'm just observing the cabin. It seems even worse than before. So uh, what do you think about everyone here?" Cameron asked.
"Well, Brick was a pretty good friend in the last season. Owen and Harold seem cool too but their hygiene habits seem terrible from what I saw on TV." Mike said.
"Wait, I thought you said you didn't watch the previous seasons?" Cameron asked.
"Oh, yeah, after last season Zoey made me watch all three seasons. I liked the first one most while Zoey liked the third one most." Mike said.
"Really? I personally thought the second one was the best." Cameron said.
Cut to the girls cabin where Courtney and Zoey were sleeping. "Room service, suckas!" Chef said as he came and threw a gruel breakfast bomb at them.
"Ah!" Zoey and Courtney yelped.
"Ah! What the heck? What's wrong with you?!" Courtney angrily said.
"Here's breakfast!" Chef chuckled.
"Uh… thanks I guess!?" Zoey said.
"We've got to win the next challenge and get into that spa hotel." Courtney said.
"Well, maybe we can talk to make you feel better? How have you been since… what happened in the last season?" Zoey asked.
"Mind your own business, dweeb." Courtney angrily said as she left.
Confessional: Zoey
"Everyone who watched season 3 knows the situation between Duncan, Courtney and Gwen. I never expected I'd be in a season with all three of them, but now that I am, I could at least get them to talk things out." Zoey said.
Cut to the Vultures at the hotel table eating. "Oh, I am diggin' this. I can't wait to be a millionaire. I woke up at 5 AM this morning to watch the releasing of the doves, and I'm just gonna say it. It was beautiful." Scott said as he ate.
"Yeah, this is the life. And if we keep winning challenges, we can live like kings all season! To villainy!" Duncan said as he raised a toast.
"To villany!" Scott said as he raised a toast as well.
"Yeah. Unh ahh..." Gwen sighed, still upset.
"'Sup with you, doll face? Something on your mind?" Duncan asked.
"Wha? Oh! Uh... nothing. Just uh, you know, uh, wondering how Lightning's doing on Boney Island?" Gwen said.
Cut to Lightning on Boney Island. He was standing on a rock while holding a stick, looking at the water. He saw a fish and hit it with the stick, sending it to shore. "Ha ha, fish! You've been struck by Lightning!" Lightning laughed when a goose approached the fish and bit it. "Oh no, you don't! Whoo!" he said as he jumped on shore and beat the goose to get the fish back and then ate it, making his stomach rumble. "Sha-dang. This fishy is swimmin' back upstream." Lightning said and puked in a rock.
Cut back to the hotel. "Well, I'm glad I didn't volunteer for that dumb reward. No idol's worth spending a night at that creepy place." Anne Maria said.
"I just hope Lightning doesn't find the invincibility statue. If we don't vote him off soon, he'll be too strong for us to beat him later." Scott said.
"So what, you wanna throw the challenge like you always do, dirt boy?" Jo asked.
"No way am I doing that after what happened last time. And I don't wanna give up all this either. This is sweet! You know what I slept on last night? A pillow filled with feathers! Back on the farm, it's a burlap sack filled with small animals. You ever had a pillow bite your face?" Scott asked.
"I'd like to enjoy my breakfast now. And that will require you to stop talking." Jo replied.
Confessional: Jo
"Believe it or not, I kinda hope Lightning does find the idol. If he does, I could easily get him to tell me about it since we're allies, and then I can steal it and use it like I did in the previous season." Jo smirked.
Cut to Alejandro getting a massage by an intern. while Heather waited. "Quit hogging the masseuse." Heather said.
"I'm sure her hands are magical. If only I could feel them." Alejandro sighed.
"Seriously? Your legs are still asleep?" Heather asked.
"I don't know if they'll ever wake up! I was squashed into that robot suit for an entire year, which you'd have known if you'd ever texted! I know you missed me, your "friend" Lindsay said so." Alejandro angrily said.
"One, she is not my friend. Two, I didn't say that, she just misunderstood what I said like she always does. Three, it's not like you ever texted me either. Are you getting your eyebrows waxed? Wow." Heather asked as she noticed wax straps on Alejandro's eyebrows.
"They call it manscaping because it is very manly. And I didn't text you because I was trapped in a robot suit!" Alejandro angrily said.
"Well, whatever." Heather said as she took off a wax strap, making Alejandro scream.
Confessional: Heather
"Puh-lease. This "my legs don't work" thing is obviously bogus. He just wants sympathy. But news flash, I am not falling for him! It! Not falling for it." Heather said.
Confessional: Alejandro
"I've never found Heather to be more radiant. Her glossy locks, her perma-frown, the way the hair on her upper lip catches the light when she yells at me. Keep in mind, I was in a robot suit for a year." Alejandro explained.
"Attention, campers! It's challenge time! Get your heinies down to the beach pronto!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Shall I fetch the baby carriage?" Heather asked as Alejandro got on his arms and arm walked away. "Show-off!" she angrily said.
Cut to the teams on two platforms at the beach. "Good, looks like almost everyone's here." Chris said as he was on a stand with Chef.
"You okay Gwen?" Duncan asked Gwen as he saw her looking upset.
"Well-" Gwen tried to say when a boat with Lightning arrived.
"I'm sha-back, baby!" Lightning said and jumped on the platform.
"Any luck finding the invincibility statue?" Jo asked.
"No need. I am an invincibility statue." Lightning replied.
Confessional: Jo
"I-gah." Jo sighed.
Confessional: Alejandro
"He is so arrogant. I might understand it if he had this face, but he does not have this face." Alejandro said.
Confessional: Lightning
"Arrogant? Be fair now. Look at me. Sha-yeah!" Lightning said as he kissed his abs.
"Bonjour, mais campers. Some of you may recall our season three Parisian "find and build a sculpture" debacle." Chef said.
"Well, this time, our interns have buried 3D puzzle pieces all over the beach. Seven pieces per team. Find all your pieces and assemble them on your platform to recreate one of the landmarks visited on our world tour. First to finish wins." Chris said.
"Owen? You okay?" Zoey asked as she saw Owen looking tired.
"Uh, not really heh. I might have forgotten to eat breakfast, heh heh." Owen chuckled.
"How did you of all people forget to eat breakfast?" Harold asked.
"I ended up oversleeping." Owen chuckled nervously.
"Of course." Courtney facepalmed.
"Since the Villainous Vultures won the first challenge, they get to dig with shovels! Incoming!" Chris said as he threw the Vultures shovels.
"Ah!" Heather yelped as Alejandro, Jo, Duncan, Anne Maria and Scott all caught their shovels.
"Ah!" Gwen yelped as she saw the shovel headed toward her.
"Sha-yoink!" Lightning said as he caught the shovel before it hit her and gave it to her, then caught two others.
"Um, shovel, please!" Heather told Lightning.
"Uh-uh! I need both. When this one gets tired, I'll use this one." Lightning said as he showed the two shovels, only for Heather to take one by force and hit him with it.
"Hey, where are our shov- ah! Dah... Whoa!" Owen yelled as he ended up falling off the platform when a moat opened under it, causing him to fall in.
"And... getting on and off your platforms will be challenging due to the moats that are filled with–" Chris tried to say but was interrupted.
"Ah! Nice crabs!" Owen yelled as he was attacked by crabs in the moat.
"I don't know why, but it gets funnier every time." Chris chuckled.
"No big thing for Light-o-ning. Sha-bam! Ah!" Lightning said as he jumped off, only to be hit by a board and be thrown in the moat where he was also attacked by crabs.
"And you might wanna watch out for booby traps in the sand." Chris said.
"What are we supposed to dig with?" Mike asked.
"Sorry. Shovels are for winners only. I guess you'll have to use your hands. Your challenge starts now!" Chris chuckled as he blew an idea.
"Alright, does anyone have any ideas?" Zoey asked.
"I'm willing to take a leadership role if that's okay with everyone. We should divide our area into sections and each dig in one." Brick said.
"No, let's separate the beach into quadrants and each pick a quadrant." Courtney said.
"That's exactly what Zoey said." Cameron said.
"Then good. We'll use the plan that Brick and I came up with." Courtney said.
"Go team!" Brick cheered.
"Go team!" Mike, Cameron, Harold and Zoey cheered.
"Ugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, can we start digging now?" Courtney said.
Confessional: Courtney
"What's with the lovin'? Hello? It's called Total Drama. Not Total Friendship. I don't trust anyone on this team." Courtney said.
Cut to everyone on the sand. "Strategy, people! Strategy! We should start from one end and dig to the other one in a straight line." Jo said as Gwen, Duncan, Alejandro, Scott and Anne Maria all dug.
"And what of the pieces are all at the far end? Huh? Huh? We need two lines that push in towards the center. Right, guys?" Heather said.
"Ain't nobody telling Lightning where to dig! I'm my own man!" Lightning said as he began digging in the ocean.
Confessional: Lightning
"Sometimes when my sha-tummy's empty, my mind ain't full. Stupid Boney Island fish!" Lightning said and then puked.
Confessional: Gwen
"Ugh, I can't believe how annoying Heather and Jo are. No one cares about their leadership squabble, can't they just shut up and dig!?" Gwen complained.
Confessional: Lightning
He continued puking.
Meanwhile, the Heroes were all digging. "Gah" Harold grunted as he dag. Meanwhile, Cameron found a button and pressed it, causing him to get blasted by clothes.
"Ah!" Cameron yelped.
"Ew, Chef's dirty laundry!" Chris laughed.
"Bleh." Cameron said as he tossed a piece of underwear off his face.
"Pretty stinky." Chris said as Cameron noticed a gat and gasped.
"Here! We could use some of Manitoba Smith's treasure hunting skills right about now." Cameron said as he gave Mike the hat.
"Good idea Cam!" Mike has as he put the hat on and inhaled. Manitoba spun his arms, digging underground and popping out with a piece.
"G'day, beauty!" Manitoba said as he tossed the piece on the platform and went over to Zoey who was still digging. "Phew, looks like the real treasure is right here beside me. Heh heh, wink wink." he said as Zoey nervously chuckled.
Cut to the Vultures. "Fine. We'll work in a circular motion toward the center." Heather said.
"No! Start with the corners, then move to the center and zig-zag!" Jo said.
"Some team." Gwen rolled her eyes.
"Exactly! A team without a leader is like a horse without a head. It just runs around blind!" Heather said.
"Uh, I ain't no expert but I'm pretty sure a horse without a head doesn't run anywhere." Anne Maria said.
"Agreed! Which is why I should be this team's leader." Jo said.
"No, I should!" Heather said.
"Let's let the team decide." Jo said.
"Fine!" Heather said as they went in different directions.
"C'mere, Scott!" Jo said.
"Lightning!" Heather said.
"Scott?" Jo said.
"I give up! Whoa!" Gwen angrily said and stormed off, tripping on Alejandro's legs.
"I hope you know that I appreciate your efforts. You're as wise as your skin is translucent." Alejandro said as Gwen looked confused.
Confessional: Gwen
"I know he's evil, but man he's really charming. No wonder how he got almost all the girls in our season to fall for him. I know better than to give in to him though." Gwen said.
Confessional: Lightning
He continued puking.
Cut to the Vultures looking at Heather and Jo. "Attention, team! I am your leader!" Jo said.
"No, I am!" Heather said and put the shovel on the ground, hitting a piece. "I found a piece!" she said as she grabbed it and tried to bring it on the platform.
"You'd never have found it without me!" Jo said as she tried to pull it away, only for Heather to drop it, crushing Jo's foot.
"Oops. Sorry." Heather said as Jo shoved her in the crab moat. "Ouch! Ow, ow!" she yelped in pain.
"Two booby traps, two puzzle pieces, and two deliciously evil moats. It's still anyone's game, but it won't be for long. Right here on Total. Drama. All-Stars!" Chris said as the screen faded to black.
Cut back to the beach. "An hour has passed, and the teams are still tied at one-all, which raises a pertinent question. What is taking so long?" Chris angrily yelled as everyone complained.
"I'm amazing!" Lightning yelled.
"Blah, blah, blah. Whine, whine. Hurry up!" Chris said.
"Yeah, we have dinner plans!" Chris said.
Cameron walked on a trap, launching him away as Scott laughed before he crashed into him. "Whoa! Ah!" Cameron yelped as he ran away when Scott noticed he landed on a piece.
"Huh? All right." Scott said as he dug it out and tossed it on the platform.
"And that's two for the villains!" Chef said.
"Why is it so heavy!?" Zoey said as she tried to pull a big piece out.
"It's all right, sweetheart. Don't strain yourself. Allow me." Manitoba said as he came and tried to pull it out.
"Well, if you insist." Zoey said before a cannon popped up.
"Whoa!" Manitoba said as he ducked as the cannon launched a boxing glove. It hit Courtney, sending her into the crab pit.
"Ah! Ow! Dah! Ow! Gah!" Courtney yelled as she ran out of it.
"Yes! Got one!" Gwen said as he found a piece.
"Way to go, Gwen–" Duncan tried to say before he accidentally triggered a trap that shot sand on Gwen. "Whoops, sorry babe." he said.
"It's cool, don't worry." Gwen said as she walked away.
"Ha! Finally! Ha!" Jo said as she found a piece before Lightning jumped in and snatched it.
"Lightning to the rescue! Way to go, me!" Lightning said as he ran off.
"Hey! Come back here with that!" Jo angrily said.
"Check it out, troops. I found- oof! Another one." Brick said as he walked with a piece and got hit in the groin by a board.
"Nuts?" Chris offered to Chef.
"Don't mind if I do!" Chef said as he took some.
"Ha! Too small for Lightning!" Lightning said as he tossed the piece away, causing it to hit Jo's head.
"Ah!" Jo yelped as she fell in the crab pit.
"Another? Ha, it's like taking vegemite from a roo. I could show you how sometime." Manitoba told Zoey as he tossed a piece into a platform.
"Ha, no thanks. Uh, with Mike, maybe." Zoey said as she walked away.
"Yep, she's a loyal one. Mike know how to pick 'em." Manitoba said.
Meanwhile, Gwen was blasted by a water trap by digging, making Chris and Chef fist bump as Lightning tossed a piece into the platform while Jo walked away with a crab on her. "Aren't you beautiful? Mwah. Looking gorgeous, you. Mwah! Sexy beast! Mm." Lightning said as he kissed his abs.
Scott then looked at the Hamsters digging. He dug a hole on their side without them noticing, found a piece and dug into the Vulture side before Manitoba came.
"What are you up to, kookaburra?" Manitoba asked.
"Whatever do you mean?" Scott replied. Manitoba looked at the dirt and licked it, then dug there and found the piece.
"Ha! Nice try, you wily dingo." Manitoba said as he held Scott by his shirt and let hit go when he walked back, triggering a trap that launched bees.
"Bees! Bees!" Scott said as he turned around, accidentally hitting Manitoba with the shovel and running away as the bees chased him.
"Mike? Mike! Mike?" Zoey yelled as she saw Mike on the ground.
Cut to inside Mike's subconscious where Svetlana, Vito and Chester were in a room playing Go fish. "Go with the fishing!" Svetlana said.
"Ay yo, it's go fish, not "fishing"." Vito said as Manitoba fell in when the subconscious began shaking
"Oh, that can't be good." Chester said.
"Hey, do you feel that? The Malevolent Protector! He's coming!" Manitoba said as Svetlana screamed while Chester and Vito looked worried as a portrait burnt up and turned into one of a shadowy emo figure.
Cut to outside. "Mike? Oh, please be okay! Mike!" Zoey shook Mike.
"Oh, my head." Mike said as he woke up.
"Oh thank god. Are you alright?" Zoey asked.
"I'm fine. Come on, we need to get back to digging." Mike said as he got up.
"No, stop! You need to rest!" Zoey said.
"Ah, I'm okay. Let's go." Mike said as they walked away.
"Bees!" Scott yelled. as he ran away in the background being chased by bees.
"Huh. Weird. I can't find Manitoba." Mike said as he put on the hat but was unable to access Manitoba.
Meanwhile Alejandro was digging a hole while laying down when one of his legs slightly moved.
"Aha! I knew he was faking it!" Heather thought to herself when a crab came under it and bit Alejandro's boot, only for him to just yawn. "Oh." she sighed.
"Hey. Leggy McLatin. Nice accessory." Jo said as Alejandro noticed the crab and hit it with a shovel.
Confessional: Heather
"His legs are really asleep? Great. Now I feel awful." Heather said.
Confessional: Alejandro
"It took all I had to hold in that scream 'til no one was looking." Alejandro said
Alejandro looked if anyone was watching and then screamed into a hole.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Cha-cha-cha. Surprise!" Alejandro said as he got up and wiggled his hips.
Meanwhile, Cameron saw Harold digging in a massive hole. "Harold! What are you doing? You're like twenty feet deep!" Cameron said.
"I just thought Chris may have buried one really deep, I mean that's just the kind of thing he'd do right? Besides, everyone knows the best ores are found at the deepest levels. How many pieces do we have?" Harold asked.
"I don't know, let me check. We've got six out of seven pieces." Cameron said as
"You guys start working on the puzzle! We'll keep digging! Ah!" Zoey yelled as she stepped on a trap and was launched into a boat at the ocean.
"When we did our safety test, that boat wasn't there." Chris said.
"As if we test these things." Chef said as they chuckled.
"Ugh… so hungry… huh?" Owen said when he noticed some crabs. "Hey, are those donuts! Mm, delicious! Ow!" Owen said as he tried to eat one that ended up biting him.
"Uh, soldier, are you good?" Brick asked.
"Not really, these donuts are way too painful to eat! Ow!" Owen said as he tried to eat another one that bit him.
Confessional: Owen
"I mean, it's not like there was anything else to eat. Maybe sand could taste good…" Owen thought.
"Come back here delicious donuts!" Owen yelled as he chased after some crabs. Meanwhile, Mike suddenly inhaled and snickered at this.
"Uh, Mike, are you alright?" Cameron asked on the platform when Mike inhaled again.
"Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?" Mike asked.
"Nevermind. I'll try to figure out what we're building." Cameron said.
Confessional: Cameron
"It was pretty obvious Mike just switched personalities but it didn't seem like any of the ones I saw before. Looks like I need to do some more research." Cameron said.
Cut to Cameron and Harold on the platform. "A book, a crown, what the heck are we supposed to be building?" Cameron said as he looked at the pieces.
"Wait! I've got it! These pieces make the statue of liberty!" Harold said.
"That's seven! Let's start sha-building!" Lightning said as he found a piece and ran toward the platform as the rest of the Vultures followed him. Lightning jumped on it before Alejandro held on it, creating a bridge for everyone else to climb.
"Coming through!" Jo said as she climbed on Alejandro and got on the platform.
"Aw, yea!" Anne Maria said as she climbed on Alejandro and got on the platform.
"Woohoo!" Scott cheered as he climbed on Alejandro and got on the platform.
"Sorry, Alejandro." Gwen said as she climbed on Alejandro and got on the platform.
"Keep still!" Heather said as she climbed on Alejandro and got on the platform.
"Thanks, buddy!" Duncan laughed as he climbed on Alejandro and got on the platform. Alejandro sighed as his nose was bitten by a crab before he got on the platform.
"Come on, people! Put this thing together already!" Heather said as they tried to build the statue.
"Try those two together. No, those two!" Alejandro said
"I ain't no expert, but I'm sure this is probably wrong!" Anne Maria said.
"Lightning finds the final piece. I'm a hero! It's probably a statue of me being me." Lightning said as he posed while the Vultures finished putting the pieces together.
"It's tall, whatever it is. And boxy, like a tower. Oh, Big Ben!" Gwen said as she looked at the statue.
Meanwhile, the Heroes also finished assembling theirs on their platform. "One piece to go! It has to be in Owen's quadrant!" Brick said.
"Mm, maybe we can use this tasty donut!" Owen said as he put a crab in its place, breaking it.
"Gosh!" Harold angrily said.
"Seriously!?" Courtney angrily said.
"Ugh, now we need to build it again. But we need to find any missing pieces first." Brick said.
"All we need is the torch, hurry!" Cameron said as they left the platform. Meanwhile, the Vultures noticed a missing piece in their statue.
"What's with the big hole?" Anne Maria asked.
"Maybe we put it together wrong." Gwen said.
"Oh, come on. Just get it sha-done." Lightning angrily said.
"That's what we're trying to do, Liability." Jo angrily said.
"Hey, it's not my fault you put it together wrong." Lightning said.
"We didn't put it together wrong, there are only six pieces." Alejandro said.
"Great. So Lightning miscounted. Come on, everyone, we've still got digging to do." Jo said.
"I counted seven. This is a conspiracy!" Lightning said as everyone left the platform and began digging.
"Yeah, a conspiracy of bad counting." Heather said as she dug.
"The torch!" Zoey said as she found the piece as the Hamsters went back to the platform and began trying to fix the broken statue.
"Sha-Oh yeah!" Lightning cheered as he found the last piece and tossed it away as it landed perfectly on the building. "Yes!" he cheered.
"The Villainous Vultures win!" Chris announced as the Hamsters groaned.
"Sha-Yes!" Lightning cheered.
"Yeah!" Heather and Jo cheered.
"Spa hotel! Spa hotel!" Anne Maria and Duncan cheered.
"Ahem. I do require a volunteer for exile duty." Chris said.
"Me, I'll go." Scott said.
Confessional: Scott
"Last season, I found the invincibility sculpture in no time flat. Now I get the whole night? It's in the bag!" Scott said.
Scott left on the boat as Gwen approached Courtney. "Hey, Courtney. I just wanted to say that- whoa! Ah!" Gwen said as he accidentally triggered a trap that launched a trash bag, hitting it with her shovel and accidentally sending it to Courtney's head.
"Ew... I just cleaned these!" Courtney coughed.
"Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen. You're doing a great job at making her hate you more!" Chris mocked as Gwen sighed.
Cut to the elimination. "Welcome Vultures. Sit back, enjoy the show. Heroes, it's time for you to vote off your first hero." Chris said.
"After how useless you were today, just be glad we won, bicep kisser." Jo angrily told Lightning.
"If they were yours, you'd do it too. Mwah. Mwah." Lightning said as he kissed his abs, annoying Jo.
Confessional: Brick
"Owen cost us the challenge, but Courtney's not a team player. Tough call." Brick said.
Confessional: Courtney
"Ugh, I don't know who to vote for! They're all insufferable!" Courtney complained.
"Nerd Boy! You kept digging at the same place!" Chef called out Harold who didn't look worried.
"General Lousy and Redhead! Both of you wasted time getting hit by traps!" Chef called out Zoey and Brick who looked sad.
"Big Boy! You broke your team statue with a crab!" Chef called out Owen who looked upset.
"Finally, C.I. . No one likes you." Chef called out Courtney who looked upset.
"The following players are safe for another day." Chris said as he began tossing marshmallows.
"Brick." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"Harold." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"Zoey." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow.
"Mike." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"and Courtney." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow. Owen looked nervous while Cameron looked shocked.
"Uh… wait, why am I in the-" Cameron tried to say but was interrupted.
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Owen! Cameron is out in a unanimous vote!" he said as he tossed Owen a marshmallow.
"Oh, phew!" Owen sighed in relief.
"Wha-how is it unanimous!? How did I get even a single vote, let alone seven! It doesn't make any sense! I didn't vote myself!" Cameron said.
"I didn't vote for you either." Zoey said.
"Me neither Cam." Mike shrugged.
"Fine, the vote was rigged. I'll allow it this time since Cameron already won, but whoever do it better not do it again!" Chris said.
"That seems hardly fair." Harold said.
"Look who's talking." Courtney angrily said.
"Well, I guess I'm fine with going out like this. I hope whoever rigged the vote loses though." Cameron sighed.
Confessional: Mike
He was whistling while dropping crossed out pictures of Cameron. "Well, I guess I should introduce myself. You can call me Mal. I was lurking in the shadows for a long time but now it's time for me to strike. I only came back so I can ensure Mike wins the money so he can finally get his revenge. As for why I got rid of that forgettable brainiac, it's because he was already getting suspicious. He was way too smart and it'll be easier to execute my plans without him." Mal explained before he inhaled.
"Uh, huh, wha? When did I get here?" Mike said in confusion.
Cut to Cameron in the Flush of Shame. "Bye, guys! I hope one of you two wins!" Cameron told Mike and Zoey.
"Aw, thanks Cam! Bye!" Zoey said as she waved at him.
"By-Ah!" Cameron yelled as Chris pressed a button, flushing him.
"Alright then. Who else is in line for a porcelain goodbye? Find out next time on Total. Drama. All-Stars!" Chris said as the episode ended.
VOTES
Confessional: Brick
"He did cost us. Sorry soldier." Brick said as he reluctantly crossed out a picture of Owen.
Confessional: Zoey
"Sorry Courtney, you're just… hard to get along with." Zoey said as she crossed out a picture of Courtney.
Confessional: Mike
"Sorry man." Mike said as he showed a crossed out picture of Owen.
Confessional: Cameron
"With his hunger I think it's best if he goes. He can eat tasty stuff at home instead of all the crappy gruel here." Cameron said as he crossed out a picture of Owen.
Confessional: Harold
"Courtney's just not very cool." Harold said as he drew an upset face on a picture of Courtney.
Confessional: Owen
"I vote Courtney. She's still mean." Owen said as he showed a picture of Courtney with a chicken leg drawn on it.
Confessional: Courtney
"Once again, he is useless." Courtney angrily said as she crossed out a picture of Owen.
BONUS CLIP
Cameron's Bonus Clip
"Ah!" Cameron helped as he was launched into the air from a sewer. He was in Greece and managed to catch a medal in the air before falling. "Cool! And ow…" he mumbled.
Heroic Hamsters: Brick, Courtney, Harold, Mike, Owen, Zoey
Villainous Vultures: Alejandro, Anne Maria, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Lightning, Scott
Eliminated Contestants:
15. Cameron
16. Lindsay
Yeah, Cameron's gone this early. His plot was already done in ROTI, he outlasted his welcome by a lot in canon. Besides, this shows more strategy by Mal by getting rid of a threat and Cameron doesn't get to be a bumbling idiot sidekick who gets stalked through the season.
Btw I will post 1 chapter in 2 days now. Sorry bout that, idk about Pakithew but I'll get back to posting 1 chapter a day when I get to Ridonculous Race.