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This is a work of fanfiction based on the Harry Potter series created by J.K. Rowling. The original characters, settings, and magical elements are the property of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., and their respective affiliates. This story is a fan-created piece and is intended for entertainment purposes only. All rights to the original material belong to their respective owners. The author of this fanfiction makes no claim to the original characters, settings, or world-building and is writing this story purely as a tribute to the beloved series. Any similarities to real-life persons, places, or events are purely coincidental.
This is the inspired version of the original story that was deleted by the author. Fettucini had responded to a previous repost of his story with his permission for any repost of his deleted work.
Chapter 03: The Journey Begins
Once on the train, Harry felt like he was navigating an obstacle course designed by an evil wizard with a wicked sense of humor. He weaved through the narrow corridors, dodging excited first years who were chatting like they'd been inhaling some kind of magical caffeine. After what felt like a marathon, he finally found an empty compartment—well, almost empty. It was in the back, far enough away from the noise to give him hope for some peace.
As he opened the door, Harry's hopes were immediately dashed. Inside were two occupants who could've passed as characters in one of those old wizarding sitcoms. The first was a girl with long, jet-black hair tied in a low ponytail. Her tanned skin suggested she'd spent her summer sunbathing in Italy, though her expression was that of someone who had just bitten into a lemon. The object of her irritation was a boy with dark brown hair, pale skin, and a grin so cheesy you could've spread it on a baguette. His aristocratic features clashed hilariously with his over-the-top enthusiasm, like a royal portrait that had been magically animated to have a permanent case of the giggles.
"Mind if I join you?" Harry asked, knocking on the door before stepping in, his voice polite but desperate for refuge. "Everywhere else is packed."
The girl looked up, her eyes lighting up as if Harry had just thrown her a lifeline. The boy, however, seemed to be sizing Harry up like he was some sort of rare, magical creature that had wandered into his territory.
"Sure," the girl said with a smirk, clearly pleased to have a break from the boy's chatter. "As long as you don't talk as much as this one." She jabbed a thumb in the boy's direction, who looked like he'd just been hexed with a hurt-puppy charm.
"You wound me, my dear Stephy-flower!" the boy exclaimed, clutching his heart dramatically, like he was auditioning for the lead role in a wizarding soap opera.
Harry barely suppressed a snort. The girl's eye twitched dangerously at the ridiculous nickname. Faster than Harry could blink, she whipped out her wand and aimed it with deadly precision at the boy's… ahem, family jewels.
"Call me that again, and the ancient and noble Montague line will end prematurely," she said, her tone as sweet as a poisoned apple.
The boy, apparently named Archades, turned as pale as Nearly Headless Nick, leaping back with the agility of a startled cat. "No need for that, Steph! Let's just put the wand away, nice and easy…" He tried to keep his voice steady, but Harry could hear the distinct wobble of terror.
Finally noticing Harry again, the girl relaxed and gave him a nod, introducing herself in a much more pleasant tone. "I'm Stephanie Zabini, and this fool over here is Archades Montague." The distaste in her voice as she motioned to the boy was as thick as a poorly brewed potion.
"Yeah, but you can call me Archie!" he said, bouncing back with his exuberance fully restored, though he kept a cautious eye on Stephanie's wand.
"Harry Potter," Harry said simply, taking a seat across from them and pretending to be engrossed in the view out the window. In reality, he was trying to hide his amusement. The dynamic between these two was more entertaining than anything the wizarding wireless could broadcast.
Stephanie and Archie exchanged confused glances, probably wondering if they'd done something to offend Harry, or if he was just the brooding type. Shrugging, they returned to their routine: Archie chattering away, and Stephanie expertly ignoring him with the finesse of someone who had practiced it for years.
But Harry wasn't really paying attention to them anymore. Outside the train, a scene caught his eye—a young mother and father seeing off their child, fussing over him like he was about to embark on a journey to the moon rather than to Hogwarts. The mother was fixing her son's hair for the umpteenth time, while the father ruffled it right back with a grin. Harry's heart gave an uncomfortable twist. It was like watching a magical picture of what he'd never had but always wanted. He knew he shouldn't be jealous—plenty of kids had it worse than he did, and Remus was an excellent guardian—but still…
Shaking off the thoughts, Harry focused on clearing his mind, using the Occlumency exercises Remus had drilled into him. Brooding for the whole train ride wasn't on his agenda. He turned away from the window and back to the chaotic life in the compartment.
The hours ticked by, and as the train chugged its way through the Scottish countryside, the sun began to set, painting the landscape in shades of orange and red. The view was stunning—like something straight out of a wizarding postcard. Unfortunately, the tranquility of the scene didn't extend to the inside of the compartment. Archie was still talking, and talking, and talking… Harry wouldn't have believed it was possible for someone to have so much to say about absolutely nothing, but Archie was clearly determined to prove him wrong. If Stephanie snapped again, Harry wouldn't blame her.
"So, what house do you think you'll be in, Harry?" Stephanie asked suddenly, probably in an attempt to save herself from Archie's endless stream of consciousness.
Harry shrugged. "Doesn't really matter to me. As long as I can learn magic, I don't much care where I end up." He trailed off, his attention drifting back to the now-darkening countryside outside.
"Definitely a Ravenclaw," Stephanie said confidently, nodding as if she'd just solved a particularly tricky riddle. "No house prejudices, a thirst for knowledge—you've got Ravenclaw written all over you. My family's always been in Slytherin, so I'll probably end up there." She spoke the last part carefully, as if she wasn't entirely sure how she felt about it.
"I'll be in whatever house my dear Stephy-poo ends up in!" Archie declared with a grin that was almost blinding in its enthusiasm. Harry had to wonder if the boy ever ran out of energy.
"Don't call me that, you baboon!" shrieked Stephanie, her earlier calm completely evaporating as she smacked Archie on the arm. Harry snorted, unable to hold back his amusement at their antics. They bickered like an old married couple, and it was oddly endearing.
"Something funny, Potter?!" Stephanie demanded, her temper flaring again as she caught sight of Harry's smirk.
"Yes," Harry replied bluntly, his tone so deadpan that it froze Stephanie in her tracks. She stared at him, clearly puzzled, while Archie looked at Harry like he was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
"Oh my Merlin, you got her to calm down with one word!" Archie gushed, practically vibrating with excitement. "That was amazing! You've got to teach me how to do that one day! She was all like, 'Something funny, Potter?'" He mimicked Stephanie's voice in a ridiculous falsetto, flailing his arms for added effect. "And you were just like, 'Yes,' all cool and stuff…"
Stephanie's lips twitched into a grin as she realized what had just happened. Harry, however, was not going to let her have the last laugh. He turned to Archie with a devious glint in his eye.
"Archades, did you know most girls love it when you can hold a deep and meaningful conversation with them for hours on end?" Harry said, his voice dripping with faux sincerity.
Stephanie's grin instantly vanished, replaced by a look of horror as Archie looked pensive.
"No, I didn't know that… Are you sure?" Archie asked, looking between Harry and Stephanie like a lost puppy.
Stephanie's grin reappeared, but it was strained. Archie wasn't falling for Harry's trick. At least, not yet.
"You think I'm cool, right?" Harry pressed on, his expression the picture of innocence.
"Well… yeah," Archie agreed, nodding as if Harry had just imparted some great wisdom.
"And because I'm cool, I'd know how to impress girls, wouldn't I?" Harry continued, his tone encouraging.
Archie's brow furrowed in concentration as he turned to Stephanie. "He is pretty cool… So he must know what he's talking about."
"NO! Archie, don't listen to him, he's lying!" Stephanie yelped, but it was too late.
"Would a cool person lie to you, Archades?" Harry asked, laying it on thick.
Archie squinted at Harry before shaking his head slowly. "No… A cool person wouldn't lie to me…"
"So, talk to her! I bet she really likes you but is just too embarrassed to show it," Harry said, smirking triumphantly at Stephanie, whose face had now settled into a look of sheer betrayal. Harry 1, Stephanie 0.
Archie's face lit up like Christmas had come early. "I knew you always loved me, my Stephy-bear!" he swooned, lunging toward Stephanie to envelop her in a bone-crushing hug. Stephanie, still looking shell-shocked, didn't react until Archie tried to kiss her. That's when she snapped out of it and kneed him in the groin.
"She wants to take it slow, Archades. You can't just throw yourself at her like that," Harry said, trying to sound as wise as Dumbledore, while Archie groaned from the floor in pain.
Stephanie, meanwhile, had a murderous gleam in her eye that was directed straight
at Harry. "This isn't over, Potter," she growled, clearly plotting her revenge. Harry just grinned back, already looking forward to the challenge.
Their increasingly hostile standoff was abruptly interrupted by the sudden entrance of two identical red-headed boys, who burst into the compartment like they were fleeing from an enraged hippogriff. They slammed the door behind them, ducked under the window, and exchanged panicked glances.
"Brother of mine," the first one panted, "I do believe that girl is madder than a bag of Kneazles!"
"Too right, Gred," the second one agreed, wiping imaginary sweat from his brow. "We should never prank her again if we value our bits."
"Quite right, Feorge," the first one nodded sagely.
The three inside the compartment stared at the newcomers in bewilderment, while the twins carried on their conversation like they were the only ones in the room.
"So what's next on the agenda?" asked Gred—or was it Feorge? It was impossible to tell them apart.
"Chocolate frogs let loose on the train?" suggested Feorge—no, Gred.
"Or dung bombs in the bathrooms?" Gred mused, tapping his chin.
"Or we could tie Percy's robes into knots…"
"Oh, that's just devious."
"Why, thank you, brother."
As quickly as they had entered, the twins turned to the bemused trio in the compartment and grinned identical mischievous grins. "Thanks for not ratting us out! I'm Fred…"
"And I'm George Weasley," finished the other twin before they both darted out of the compartment, no doubt off to cause more chaos.
"I like them," Archie said, groaning as he finally managed to sit up, still clutching his sore bits.
Harry and Stephanie exchanged weary looks, resigned to the fact that the rest of the train ride was going to be anything but peaceful. Stephanie resumed ignoring Archie, who picked up right where he left off with his chatter, and Harry stared out the now-dark window, wondering if he'd survive this mad train ride with his sanity intact.
Eventually, the Hogwarts Express finally arrived at Hogsmeade Station, and the students disembarked into the cold, crisp night air. Harry shivered as he followed the booming voice of Hagrid, who was herding the first-years like an overgrown sheepdog.
"Firs'-years! Firs'-years over here!" Hagrid bellowed, waving a lantern the size of a small cauldron. "Follow me, now!"
Harry, Stephanie, Archie, and the rest of the first-years stumbled after Hagrid, who led them down a steep, winding path to a cliff overlooking a vast, still lake. The moonlight reflected off the water like a silver mirror, and across the lake stood Hogwarts. The castle was every bit as grand and magical as Harry had imagined, with its turrets and towers rising majestically into the starry sky.
"Right, four to a boat, no funny business!" Hagrid called as he directed them to the small boats waiting at the water's edge.
Harry, Stephanie, Archie, and a quiet boy named Cedric Diggory climbed into one of the boats, which immediately set off on its own, gliding smoothly across the dark water. As they drifted along, a massive tentacle suddenly broke the surface of the lake, waving a slow greeting that had them all staring in wide-eyed disbelief.
"That's just Betsy the Giant Squid," Hagrid called from his own boat. "She's harmless… long as ye don't poke her!"
The boat ride was short, but the sight of Hogwarts looming closer with every passing second filled Harry with a sense of awe and excitement. This was it. This was where his real adventure began.
As they finally docked inside a cave at the base of the cliff, the boats came to a stop, and Hagrid led them up a steep flight of stairs to the castle. When they reached the massive front doors of Hogwarts, Harry felt his heart skip a beat. This was it. The start of something amazing.
"Welcome to Hogwarts," said a stern-looking witch who introduced herself as Professor McGonagall. Her sharp eyes seemed to take in everything at once, but there was a warmth in her gaze that made Harry feel more at ease.
The doors creaked open, revealing the grand entrance hall, and Harry knew that his life was about to change forever.
