An Englishman in the Glocken - Pre-Postscript: And Edith Makes Three.
Context - This is set during An Englishman in the Glocken, not An Englishman in Castle Aincrad. I didn't feel it worth writing a completely different story for what is essentially a sequel, and so... if you haven't read that, you might be a little bit lost.
Full disclosure - Smut ahead. You have been warned...
That morning had began just as any other did - with Michael getting a coffee, saying hi to Edith whilst he waited in line for his drink (who seemed a little more upbeat than usual, if that was even possible, though she did seem to have been hinting at something... not that he knew what it was), and returning home to get on with work.
"You know what day it is today, right?" Koharu asked, standing in the doorframe dressed in only one of his t-shirts... which looked gigantic on her.
"Uhh, Thursday?" He asked, genuinely unsure of the correct answer.
Koharu gave him a blank look that implied that he looked a little bit harder for the correct answer...
Still no idea.
"It's Edith's birthday!" She exclaimed.
"Ohhh, that's why she seemed happy." He could tell from Koharu's expression that she looked as if she was going to throttle him.
"You really did forget, didn't you?"
He hadn't. He wasn't sure it had ever come up in their conversations, to be entirely fair to himself...
"No! Just... never came up, that's all."
"Lucky I got her a gift then, isn't it?" Koharu gave him a smug smirk at the victory over him.
And yes, it really was lucky. He was busy almost all day till nearly half 5 today, so it wasn't like he had time to go and get her anything himself...
"You are genuinely a lifesaver, Ko." He gave her a kiss before she left to go to work herself…
He had to wonder what she had actually bought for Edith though, as she seemed remarkably happy about it.
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Returning home from about a thousand appointments with clients - actually, it was three, but it certainly felt like thousands - he found a post it note attached to the fridge.
If there was one thing he wished Koharu would stop doing, it was leaving him mysterious post-it notes whenever she wanted him to be somewhere without telling him why.
The first few times had just confused him, but by the thirtieth or so time, as this was, it was quite obvious who it was leaving the notes, though why, it often took until he actually followed the note to work out...
Whatever it was, she wanted to see him in the Glocken, and so, he set up the Amusphere in his bedroom, and logged in as normal.
The normal explosion of colours, light and sensations to log in, and he found himself stood inside their bedroom in the Glocken, as normal.
Doors still shut, as normal. Inventory chest to his right, as normal. Edith and Koharu on his bed, both in lacy underwear... as norm-
Wait, what?
Quickly turning his head to do a double take, and check he really wasn't seeing things, he turned back to face the two girls, both on his bed in very revealing underwear that showed off both of their best assets, whilst both had collars around their necks, and a pair of cat ears on their heads.
He honestly wasn't sure what to make of that sight, other than thank the gods he didn't actually believe in, for putting him here to see such a sight...
"Err... I am seeing this, right?" He asked no one in particular.
"Yes you are, master." Koharu spoke in a very different way than he was used to from her. It sounded far more subservient, almost as if she was extremely drunk...
"Koharu, are you drunk?" Considering Koharu's alcohol tolerance, he could've imagined that her and Edith had sat down to have a girl to girl talk... and gotten drunk in the process.
Exactly how that had led to this... he didn't know.
"Nope master." Koharu giggled. "Just that us two kitties are hungry for our master's tasty milk!"
"Nyah." Edith added, and keeping up the cat act, she pawed at his crotch. "You wouldn't keep a cute little kitten hungry, would you?"
He thought about asking Koharu what the hell was going on, but soon found his cock protesting his hesitance. He had two gorgeous women in his bed, pretending to be cats and both of whom wanted his dick...
Deciding that, for once, that voice of reason could be quiet, he played along with the act. "Nope, you're both good little kitties, and you deserve a reward..." He told them both, as he stripped down to his boxers.
"Yay!" It was blindingly obvious whose idea the whole cat girl thing was now, as Koharu started kissing his crotch.
"Ah ah ah, not yet. I want my kitties to play nice with one another before that..." He told them, deciding to make use of the whole "being in charge" thing.
"Master wants to see our playful sides, Edith." Koharu purred.
The two girls began making out with one another, in a way that was clearly exaggerated for his benefit, though he wasn't sure that it was just that.
He knew that he wasn't the only one Edith had a slight thing for, and that she was getting to make out with her other crush without feeling any kind of guilt about that was probably just as good a present to her, as the sight of the two gorgeous women in sexy lingerie making out and playing with each others bodies was for him...
Regardless of her feelings about it, the whole display was definitely peaking his interest, and that wasn't the only thing peaking either - his cock was practically rock hard as he watched Koharu's hands grabbing at Edith's lingerie covered butt...
"Is master enjoying his show?" Koharu asked innocently.
"I think master wants to see a bit more, Koharu!" Edith beamed, noticing the tent in his boxers. Without any prompting, Edith had taken off her bra, showing off her ample bosom.
Whilst Koharu had the body of a gymnast - toned muscles and shapely in all the right places, especially around her backside - Edith was something else entirely. Since they'd met back on the Trans-Europa Express, he had always tried to avoid looking at her chest, simply because her outfit showed so much cleavage, but now?
There was no way he was looking anywhere else, and the look of surprise on Koharu's face told him she wasn't objecting to the view either, as she pulled aside her panties to show her pussy.
Edith almost immediately took the hint, and found herself with her face buried into his girlfriend's crotch, her head wrapped up by her toned thighs and her tongue buried deep into his needy kitty's kitty, he supposed...
Deciding that he was slightly fed up of simply standing around like a spare part, he set himself up behind Edith, a hand on her breast, playing with her nipple between his fingers, whilst his other hand rubbed against the satin and lace covering her soaked pussy.
"Do you like that, kitten?" He asked, knowing full well she couldn't answer in any way that wasn't just groaning into Koharu's pussy whilst she ate her out. "Do you like when your master teases you like that?"
"Please keep going Master!" Koharu cried out in pleasure, whilst Edith continued to moan and groan against Koharu as he rubbed a finger gently over her pussy in order to keep up the teasing. "This naughty little kitty wants to cum!"
It was whilst he was doing that, his head underneath Koharu slightly, that he noticed the tail she was wearing in the form of a buttplug, and an idea popped into his mind...
"Well, my little kitty seems to be enjoying that buttplug, don't you?" He told her, a hand on her butt.
"All of me is yours, master!" Koharu said excitedly, as he repositioned himself so as she was sat on his lap, her butt rubbing against his boxers, whilst Edith had taken over playing with herself from him.
She pulled them down, giving him a wiggle of her ass before he removed the plug, and she sat down atop him, her tight asshole puckering around his dick as he thrust it in.
He'd never really understood why people had such a thing about anal before; he didn't think there was anything wrong with the idea, but he had always imagined it couldn't be comfortable for the person receiving it, let alone pleasurable...
Even once they had actually tried it, neither of them were all that bothered about doing it too frequently - it simply required too much preparation (and lube), and that was usually something they didn't bother with, except for special occasions.
Still, the feeling of her tight ass squeezing his cock was definitely starting to have an effect on him, and he reckoned all three of them were probably not far from hitting their climax, especially as he felt Koharu start to fidget, a sign that he had come to recognise as her fighting to keep control in the moments before she came...
"Let it out, kitten." He told her, biting gently against her ear as he did. "Show your master how much you crave his attention whilst his cock in your tight, hot ass..."
He felt Koharu shiver at the dirty talk in her ear, the hand toying with her perky breasts and sensitive nipples, the cock in her asshole and the tongue in her tight, wet pussy... "Mmm, such a good little kitten, aren't you? So obedient to your master... cum for me."
It didn't take much more before she did, almost as if she had came on the command of her master, and from the lustful moaning coming from below her, Edith had too...
Well, they had done exactly what they were asked to do, so it was only right he gave his two naughty kitties a reward. "I want both of you on your knees..."
Without hesitating, the two of them were on their knees in front of him, even if both of them were more than a little wobbly, their legs shaking as he stroked his cock over them.
It felt strange to him thar her hadn't asked them to do this, but if he was honest, there was something just so hot about the two strongest women he knew being reduced to needy and cum-hungry sluts who only wanted one thing...
And deliver them that thing he did; a load of his cum covering both girls' faces and chests, in an image that felt like it belonged in some skeevy wet dream rather than reality.
Not that they seemed to mind though, the two girls giggling as they licked his "milk" off each others faces and off Edith's breasts, with Koharu stroking her pussy as she did.
Remembering that Koharu had told him a little about her ideal threesome before, back when they were in Aincrad, he gave her another command. "I want you on your back, my kitten."
She obliged dutifully, lying back on the bed and spreading her legs wide apart to give him the best access to her needy pussy, but before he did, he whispered into Edith's ear too. "I want you over her face, my little kitty."
With Edith taking up her position, her legs wrapped around Koharu's head, and his girlfriend's mouth on another woman's pussy, he thrust himself into her soaking wet pussy.
"Oh my god!" Edith cried out as Koharu ate her out, no doubt her moans from his fucking helping on making Edith moan too. "This is soo good, Master!"
Edith wasn't kidding there either, he was loving this too. Koharu's pussy felt even tighter than usual, almost as if it really was so needy that it didn't want to let his cock leave once it was in...
Not that was giving it a choice, mind you, and he pounded her pussy with the vigour of a jackhammer, despite knowing that it would mean this would be over quicker that way. It didn't matter though; he wanted his hungry kitty to be full of his cum, just as she'd said at the start of this...
"Ahhh! Master, This little kitten's cumming!" Edith shouted as she squirted over Koharu, whilst he felt himself coming close too.
"This will be you in a minute, my little kitty." He told Edith as he felt a wave of clarity flush over him, whilst his load filled Koharu's needy pussy up and he pulled out of her, allowing it to drip out onto the bed sheets below...
The sight of his thoroughly exhausted girlfriend, lying there smiling dumbly and completely naked; his cum leaking from her pussy and her face soaked as she ran a hand across her clit to pick up some of the leaking cum... "Thank you Master..." She teased as he beckoned Edith over.
"Face her, kitten." Edith stood in front of him and gave him a view of her backside. Not quite as perfect as Koharu's, but he was absolutely sure his girlfriend had made a deal with a devil at some point to get an ass like that! "Tell me, do you want me to do that to you?"
"Yes! Yes please master!" She told him, and he placed a hand on her back to get her bend over. "Make me your little kitty slut!"
"Clean her pussy whilst I fill yours." He commanded, and she bent over so that she was licking the cum out of Koharu's pussy, whilst he teased hers with the tip of his cock.
Despite Edith's act as the seductive femme fatale type, he was pretty sure she wasn't all that experienced when it came to sex, as he hadn't even entered her, and she was already soaked...
"Such a needy girl, aren't you?" He leaned over and whispered in her ear, his hands kneading at her breasts and playing with her nipples whilst he did.
"Ye-yes master! I need your cock in me! I always have!" Edith cried out, and he decided to stop the teasing, plunging his cock into her pussy to her ecstasy...
"Yes! Make me your perfect fucktoy!" She shouted, catching both him and Koharu off guard by the sounds of things. "Punish this filthy homewrecker with your amazing dick!"
Had she forgotten what fantasy they were playing out? Or did she seriously see herself as a homewrecker in this situation?
It wasn't like she was, he knew that much - if she was, Koharu would've been far more likely to just hurl her out onto the streets, rather than watching her boyfriend fuck her, as her pussy got licked clean of his cum...
"Yes, my little kitten..." He said hesitantly, not knowing how to react to that. "I want you to be as happy as you can be."
He continued to thrust deep into her pussy and play with her tits until he felt himself starting to approach climax again. "Tell me what you want, kitten..." He told her, trying to hold back his climax till after she had finished speaking...
"Your milk, master! All in my hungry pussy!" There was something deeply unsexy about hearing the phrase "hungry pussy" in that context, he thought, but given he was already fighting to hold back from cumming there and then, it didn't really matter...
And with a grunt, it was all over. All over Edith's pussy, that was; his cum dripping out as he pulled back from her, and she flopped over onto the bed beside Koharu.
Despite how it may have looked, that he had just fucked both girls into a cum-drunk state, both of them giggling as they rubbed themselves whilst spread across the bed, he wasn't too far from exhausted himself.
Even in VR, stamina was still a thing and three rounds of sex were more than enough to wear most people down... and in this area, he was distinctly average.
"Blimey." He said, falling back onto the bed beside them. "Best exercise ever."
"Heh, you aren't kidding there. You aren't getting that in a gym, are you?"
"I think you'd get thrown out for that. Either that, or you're in a porno." He pointed out. "How did this even come about though?"
"We were having a joke about it over a drink, and I realised I'd be down for it." Koharu turned over to face Edith. "You're a good friend of ours, and let's face it, we both knew you had a thing for us. Soo... happy birthday!"
"What... me? Pfft, nah!" She told them with possibly the least convincing acting she'd managed all night. "Okay, yeah, you got me."
"Plus the whole "homewrecker" thing just." He pointed out.
"You two are like, the best couple I've ever met, and... well, I know I was invited, but it felt like I was putting a wedge between you."
"Edith..."
"I know it's dumb. You asked me, not the other way round, but..." Edith sighed, and turned away from them. "I just kind of want what you two have, and seeing it firsthand..."
"You'll find someone, probably when you're not looking."
"I don't even think it's like that. I think I just built up this relationship that you two had in my head, this impossibly perfect life... and that was fine until I met you." Edith explained with self-deprecation in her voice. "Turns out fantasy and reality aren't the same thing. Who knew?"
"I wish life worked like that, but it doesn't. We've had our fair share of bumps in the road, like anyone else."
"I know, but it felt like... I guess you guys were what I wanted, and all this, it kind of made me see what I'm never gonna have."
"Who said that?" Koharu asked, before the metaphorical light went on in her mind. "How about we all go on a date? The three of us?"
"Huh?"
Despite his reputation as denser than a brick, he caught on to what she was suggesting quickly. "Sounds like it could be fun." He smiled.
"I don't... you'd be okay with that?"
"Edith, if I trust you enough to join us in bed, I trust you enough to go on a date with us." Koharu pointed out that they'd sort of done this dating lark back to front...
"What about you?" She turned to ask him his feelings on the idea.
"I don't know why, but as much as you do kind of make my blood pressure skyrocket, it's in a strangely comfortable way. I guess I'm trying to say I always struggled to make head or tails of my feelings for you, and..."
Figuring that his sudden inability to speak was going to cause issues in making his point apparent, he settled on the way that Koharu had made him see about her feelings for him... he reached over, and kissed her on the lips. "Well, I guess that was being in love with you, and if Koharu's okay with this, then so am I."
"So... we're all dating now then?" Edith asked. "Or am I the secret, sordid love affair on the side?" She teased.
"Up to you whether you want people knowing." Koharu answered. "I don't think any of the Concord would judge us, but..."
"I think getting married might be a problem if we ever decide to." He pointed out. "Isn't bigamy illegal?"
"Moving a bit quick here guys..." Edith laughed awkwardly. "We've only been dating 30 seconds... but maybe we keep it quiet for now, give us all a chance to work out the dynamics?"
"Sure." He smiled at his two girlfriends, both of them having decided that his naked chest made for a good pillow, and found himself oddly calm for once.
He wasn't lying with what he'd said to them - he had tried to rationalise his thoughts about Edith, and never been quite able to escape the idea that he loved her in a way much closer to the way he loved Koharu, than the way he loved everyone else.
That had left a whole lot of guilt to emerge about that - he would never have been unfaithful to Koharu, he wasn't that type of person, but how would he ever have broached that subject? Confessing that he was pretty sure he was in love with their best friend!?
Well, as it had turned out, that was a lot easier done than said, for once, and maybe, just maybe, this had a happy ending…
{Author's Comments}
I've got to admit, I've no idea if this is going to be canon or not.
Anyway, this will take place quite sometime after the last chapter to An Englishman in the Glocken, so six months on in universe. No spoilers for events in that though, so I think I'm fine for not changing much for once...