NSR tower*
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door opens*
Sayu: hey guys someone left us a lovely package for us!
DJ: huh? did anyone order a package?
Neon J: I didn't
Eve: no?
Yinu: not me
Tatiana: what ever it is we should open it and give it to the person the was gonna get it
Eve: uh...why?
Tatiana: I never seen a package with...that logo before
Yinu: let's open it!
box cutter*
DJ: if it's a trap we must be prepared
cuts*
Neon J: an egg?
FLASHBANG*
they all sleep*
poof*
Me: oh good! now I have another cast! that's very diverse...and popular...and don't worry guys I caught bunk bed junction...and others
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Me: welcome everyone this is my second what if season right here!...this time it will include someone that isn't a total drama character!...it's Mayday from No Straight Roads!...She will replace Lightning because of lost reasons and the fact that I don't understand him at all...don't complain. she is competing on revenge of the island...how will she fair against the other contestants...who will she team up...and most importantly...can she win? let's find out!
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tink tink*
Chris: we've been to the movies we've around the world
satellite breaks*
Chris: and this season we're going right back where it all began at Camp Wawanakwa I'm Chris Mclean and as you can see things have changed since we've been away
sign falls*
Chris: and by change I meant gotten really really dangerous
octopus arm*
Chris: yeah good stuff but the rules of the game remain the same a handful of unsuspecting teens will bump with complete strangers air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island and risk being voted off last one standing wins one million dollars speaking of our cast here they come now!
the old cast*
NUH UH*
Owen: NOOOOOOOOO!
Chris: hehe no not them this season we've got all new players fighting for the million and here they come now for real
the second cast*
Chris: meet Jo
Jo: stay out of my way if you value your kiwis
Chris: Scott
Scott: right back at you
Chris: Zoey and Mike
Zoey: can you believe we're here
Mike: yeah it's beautiful
Chris: Brick
Brick: Brick MacArthur reporting for duty
Chris: B
aye*
Chris: Mayday
Mayday: I AM SO READY!
Chris: and Dawn
Dawn: wow you are very excited it suits you very much
Chris: Dakota
Dakota: hey there hehe Dakota here and I'm here to-
Chris: Anne Maria
(let me put her name short)
Anne: *sprays* oh yes three more coats oughta do it
SHOVE*
Dakota: whoa who said you could pan away
Anne: *sprays* don't push me blonde
Chris: Staci
Staci: my great grandma Millie invented suntans yeah before her people smeared themselves with clay
SPRAYS*
Chris: Cameron
Cameron: fresh air a real lake birds *falls*
Chris: and Sam
Sam: *gaming* oh yeah! grenade launcher upgrade now we're cooking
Chris: yep it's our roughest toughest most explosive season ever *click*
BOOM*
Chris: right here on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island!
(intro...Mayday is at Lightning part rocking out)
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Cameron: AHHH *ROCK* is this what pain tastes like? I mean *slips*
Anne: Chris is so getting the beat down for this
Jo: *removes Staci's plank* get out of the way the athlete coming through *jumps over Sam*
Cameron: help!
Scott: pass
Mayday: *grabs* I got you!
Cameron: thanks
cameras*
Dakota: hi fellas however did you find me
Paparazzi: Uh we got your text?
Chris: for crying out loud anybody guessed
bomb*
BOOM*
Dakota: AHHHHH
pushes Cameron*
HAIR*
Anne: hey no touching the hair four eyes
Staci: *cough* I was my third uncle was here...he invented life preservers! *drowns*
Mike: hang on
Zoey: I'm coming!
they talk*
grab*
Zoey: hold on!
they save her*
Mike: thanks I owe you one
{confessional}
Mike: okay my first confessional...so uh Zoey nice girl...okay super nice I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me? see I have this um quirk I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again oh
{other}
Zoey: wow I can't believe I'm actually in the total drama confessional it's so exciting everyone seems so nice I hope they all like me...I could use a few new friends or friends. oh what if they hate me? maybe this flower was too big...am I trying too hard? you like me right?
{ends}
Jo: *looks* WO! that's what I'm taking about first one on the...how did you?...you're not even wet!
Dawn: hmm? oh I used a shortcut
Brick: *arrives* m'am *falls*
{confessional}
Brick: I may be the strongest player here but I'm all about the teamwork back in cadets I took the teamwork medal three years running also the bed making medal the flag folding medal and the letters home to mom medal...I always win that one
{ends}
Cameron stands on B*
{confessional}
Cameron: I am what's known as a bubble boy growing up my mom was really overprotective so I've never gone swimming before up until six hours ago I've never done anything before except read and sila hmm but that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with
butterfly: hello there
Cameron: no way! Danae's plexipist the monarch butterfly!
butterfly: I'm gonna stand on you
Cameron: DAH! oh it's so heavy! *falls*
{ends}
Staci: yeah and my great great great uncle Boris invented swimming before him people just swung their arms around like this and sank to the bottom and my great great great great great-
Mike: yeah that's great
Sam makes it*
{confessional}
Sam: I knew I should have played that sweet fitness workout game hehe ah I just hope I don't get cut first that would be lame...but if I stick it out long enough to get cut sixth or even seventh how cool would that be huh hehehe *games*
{ends}
Zoey: so stoked to be here I've been watching TD forever! who knows maybe I'll even make some new friends
Dawn: yes that would be good considering you were an only child and all
Zoey: huh? who told you that?
Dawn: your soul reads like an open book you had such a lonely childhood it must have been difficult
MEGAPHONE*
Chris: attention fresh meat see the trail leading into the forest?...race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife that would be bad
Mayday: don't worry Chris we won't get into trouble!
Chris: the tiniest sound can set them off like this *AIRHORN*
trees fall*
GROWL*
they run*
the finish line*
Jo: yes! first one here!
Mayday: I guess that makes me second wanna hear me rock out?
Chris: okay rockstar you are team A Jo team B...Pit sniffer "Scott" you're team A corporal Brick house team B
Brick: sit yes sir
PUSH*
Chris: silent treatment team A "B" bubble boy team B
Cameron: okay!
Chris: Zoey the lonely team B
Zoey: only as a child? *walks* seriously
Chris: the aura whisperer team A "Dawn" saved by a girl team B...princess wannabe team A "Dakota" tan in a can team B "Anne"...yo game junkie team A
Staci: by uncle Bill won the New York marathon four times because marathons were first proposed by great...great *falls*
Mayday: congrats on Bill for winning
Chris: and chatty Staci team A
Scott: what the heck was that thing in the forest?
Cameron: I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species
Chris: relax it'll all make sense eventually hehe...hehehe...hahaha *MANIC LAUGH*...now this season of total drama will be a little bit different for example in every episode someone will be eliminated
they gasp*
Mayday: uh why did everyone gasp that's how the game works
Chris: I know but since you're all first-timers I'm gonna cut you a break and hide this bad boy somewhere in the campground...a genuine Mclean brand Chris head your free ticket back into the game! even if your teammates vote you off whoever finds it will become the most powerful player in total drama history!...is the cleft on my chin really that big?
Scott: yep and it looks like a butt
Chris:...moving on time for the team names
Mayday: oh! what shall we be!
Chris: oh names have been chosen by me team A you shall henceforth be known as...the Toxic Rats
Sam: hehe killer!
Chris: and team B you are hereby dubbed the Mutant Maggots
Mike: um what's with all the references to chemical waste?
ROAR*
Cameron: it's the monster!
trees fall*
GASP*
squirrel*
Jo: hey it's just a stupid squirrel
Dakota: aw
blinks*
Dakota: AH!
Dawn: Oh my gosh what's wrong with it?
Chris: while we were gone I rented the island out to a nice family-oriented biohazardous waste disposal company sweet people but the waste is having a teensy bit of an impact on the flora and fauna
Sam: hehe cool!
Dawn: it's not cool
Mayday: *walks over* hey are you okay?
Dakota: weird I want one!
ROAR*
ZAPS*
Mayday and Dakota: AH!
it leaves*
Chris: hahahaha most danger ever!
{confessional}
Dakota: WAAAAAAA Chris is the meanest ever!...hang on not too blotchy okay take two ahem...WAAAAAAAA
{ends}
Chris: now before we start our very first challenge of the season let's give out some rewards...Jo because you made it up here before anyone else your team gets a trampoline!
boing*
Chris: and the rats get a hacksaw
Chef's...a bit different*
Me: here you go! rats! *throws hacksaw*
Mayday: *catches* whoa!
Jo: huh what could those things-
RUN OVER*
Chris: what do these items have to do with this bomb
Mike: um he won't really blow us up again will he
Chris: won't I? follow me!
Me: hehe the ads do ruin the fun
there*
Chris: those are your team totems you need to cut them down and get them in the river and ride them back to the campground first team there get their pick of the cabins but hurry the totems are rigged with bombs that will explode if you don't plant them in front of your cabin in seven minutes or less starting now!
tick tock*
Jo: alright let's do this *BOING* AHHHH *splash*
Mayday: okay I'm gonna try to climb be right back!...*falls* nope I'll try again!
Staci: it's too bad that my third cousin Jack isn't here to give us tips on bare-handed tree climbing
Cameron: okay if Jo hits the center of the trampoline with 50 pounds of pressure per square inch-
Anne: *push back off I want to crack at this
Cameron: but I calculated for Jo's weight
BOING*
SLAM*
BOING*
SLAM*
BOING*
SLAM*
moves*
LANDS*
{confessional}
Anne: sure I want to win a million dollars but not at the expense of my looks I mean check me out perfect hair perfect tan all this is worth a billion easy
{ends}
Mayday: *falls* yeah this isn't working
Staci: and my great great great aunt Dora actually taught native Canadians to carve totems
grabs*
they sigh in relief*
Staci: oh okay you want me on this thing?
Sam: whoa hey you want me to stand here?
B LAUNCHES STACI*
lands on Sam*
Mayday: now that's what I'm talking about!
{confessional}
Mayday: I like my team they have that vibe of teamwork in it we are not losing this challenge!
{ends}
Brick: time to win this *BOING* *grabs axe* HELP ME!
Jo: good grief
Anne: jeez what a baby
Mike: oh man this isn't working
GASP*
Chester:god darn it cut the dinged rope already
Anne: that's what we're trying to do Mike!
Chester: Mike? names Chester missy
Zoey: uh excuse me?
{confessional}
Zoey: Mike is so sweet you know I really don't get his old man comedy routine but I bet it's really funny if you're from like France or something
{ends}
Mayday: *LAUNCHED* WHOA! *lands* oh yeah!
Brick: *struggles* uh oh go away shoo shoo
ROAR*
Brick: AHH
Chester: back in my day we didn't need fancy saws and axes to cut ropes we did just fine with some stones *throws*
BONK THE SQUIRREL*
Chester: AHH!
launches*
lands*
Mayday: okay one more person hand me the hacksaw!
Sam: Dakota?
cameras*
TREE FALLS*
Chris: TIMBER! no time for photo ops Dakota
Dakota: take it easy
ZAPS*
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ZAPS*
Brick: AH NOT THE CADET
SNAP*
*FALLS*
Jo: YES!
Brick: mission accomplished
TOTEM FALLS*
Dakota: put me down! take it easy
Dawn: only 3 minutes left!
LAUNCH*
lands*
Dawn: saw the ropes!
wrong way*
Dakota: how are you supposed to...it won't work
Sam: teeth down on the rope down!
Mayday: you're using the wrong side!
Dawn: pretend it's daddy's steak knife
Dakota: oh! *slips* *cuts* there
LANDS*
Sam: hey B change you're name to A
{confessional}
B blows his hand*
{other}
Scott: B thinks he's so smart but once my plan goes into action he won't know what hit him!
{ends}
they go down the river*
Jo:they're gaining on us
Brick: it's my duty to inform you m'am that we have bigger problems
Cameron: my first waterfall!
Chester: and maybe our last!
they fall*
they slide on ground*
Chester: kids today in their crazy log rides
Zoey: MIKE!
Chester: huh?
GASP*
Mike: Zoey! *grabs* hang on tight!
Zoey: okay thanks Mike
Mike: no problem
Toxic Rats fall*
B signals*
Dawn: B wants us to lean forward
Staci: yeah my great great great great second aunt Mary invented log rides and she
Her team: we don't care
Jo: HEY how did they get in front of us?
cabins*
Chris: ah! feels good to be back
Owen: *runs in* hey Chris get this the boat wouldn't stop
Chris: oh look it's former player Owen who's not competing this year
Owen: yeah so I swam back to tell you that...WHAT?! NOT COMPETING!?
Chris: I'm afraid you and the other classic players have outlived your usefulness *snaps*
Me: have a bomb *places*
Owen: AHHHH!
BOOM*
Owen: AHHHHHHHH
we laugh*
Me: oh here they come!
rats arrive*
Mayday: first place!
Chris: tick tock
Scott: quick grab the good cabin!
they move it*
places*
clock stops*
they cheer*
maggots arrive*
totem lands on the good cabin*
BOOM*
Chris: too bad it had an eight-person hot tube and air conditioning
they moan in loss*
Staci: yeah my great great great uncle James invented log cabins before him people had to sleep in the trees and they kept falling out the time...and my great great great great great aunt Phyllis invented roofs and before her houses were just walls and furniture and every time it rained you had to get a new sofa
Mayday: uh...right
Chris: regardless as the only team with a cabin still standing the Mutant Maggots win the first challenge
they cheer*
Mayday: th-that's not fair we place the totem first!
Chris: hush! we've got a backup cabin for you it's every bit as nice as the one you lost
it stinks*
Chris: team rat I'll see you at the campfire for our first elimination ceremony of the season
{confessional}
Mayday: that's not fair! first Chris blows up the boat we were in then he gave the animals toxic powers and now this!? what kind of host is he?
{ends}
elimination*
Chris: the votes are casted those who receive a regular marshmallow can stay but this season one player will receive a very special marshmallow a marshmallow you do not want to eat
Me: yeah *opens* take a look at this
Chris: whoever gets the marshmallow of toxic loserdom is out of the contest which means you can't come back ever
Me: speak to Eva Izzy Owen and Duncan
Chris: the following players are safe...Scott...B...Mayday...Dawn...and Sam...and the marshmallow of toxic loserdom goes to
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Chris: Staci
Staci: aw but I was doing so good *catches* *bald*
gasp*
Mayday: why did you catch it!?
Staci: *sigh* I guess it's the dock of shame for me then
Chris: actually we came up with something new this season you'll love it
later*
Chris: say hello to the hurl of shame! patent pending
Staci: yeah catapults were invented by my great great great great great great great *hurl* GREAT!
{confessional}
Mayday: I know she was annoying about her family but fling her off a catapult that's messed up! but at least she wanted to help us
{ends}
Chris: one down 12 to go who's next in line find out next time right here on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island!
ends*
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okay Staci is out first who would have guessed but...Mayday is not wanting to have to be flung off the island...see you next time!