"Swords, check. Scroll, check. Badass outfit…double check." Naruto(16 years old." said as he studied himself in the mirror, he was wearing a white jacket with orange swirls over it and black cargo pants with orange lines going down it. He was in the ruins of Uzu where his clan originated. He looked at the scroll and smirked at the scroll. The scroll he was holding contained information and a summon seal under the Senju complex that connected to Uzumaki. Also it indicated that she might be alive since Uzumaki had a high healing factor and she hid herself in stasis from some punk name Danzo. At Least he knew he was loved and now his goal was to surpass the strongest person in the world, his mother but first… "Adventure time." Naruto said as he walked towards the exit. "Now where to go? North, south east or west… hmm, let's go west.(I spun a randomizer to go west.) West it is." Naruto said as he left the village and headed west of his village.
Danzo was entering his root base, heading to his underground prison, where two of his roots were standing guard. "How's the prisoner?"
"The same, nothing we do is working." the root nin said. Danzo frowned and entered the gate. Chain up against the wall was a smiling Kushina with no ounce of fear. Kushina Uzumaki."
Danzo Shimimaru, the sad pitiful old man who is still sour about not becoming kage. Are you here to attempt another torture session? I have an itch that needs scratching." Danzo just grunted and looked down at the ground, seeing he weapons bent and broken. For some reason, his torture equipment couldn't pierce Kushina's skin and she was immune to poison for some reason. He would understand if she was still a jinchuuriki but she wasn't(if only he knew.)
"Why won't you cooperate, with your knowledge of seals? We could make this village invincible and rule over the others." Danzo asked.
"Because fuck this village, I'm aware of this village treated my son." Kushina responded with a glare.
"Maybe I can use your son to convince you." Danzo said with a smirk but frowned when Kushina started to laugh.
"Please, I know my son is not in the village. So if you are going to threaten me, try harder. In fact, I know my son hasn't been in the village for 12 years." Kushina said, still chuckling.
"So his disappearance was your doing?" Danzo asked in anger. "You're the reason for our weapon…!" Danzo jumped when the area cracked around Kushina.
"Danzo, just to let you know. You're already a dead man but if you call my son a weapon one more time. I can and will break out of here and kill you." Kushina said in a cold tone.
"If you could, why not do it sooner? Danzo asked.
"Boredom, but also I'm waiting to make my move." Kushina said with a smirk.
"What can I do to make you see reason?" Danzo asked.
"There are 5 things Uzumaki's value more than anything. 1. Loyalty, we are loyal to our brethren and the moment we are betrayed, the betrayer is dead to us. Since you are part of Konoha and kidnapped me, plus the village attacking my son. Konoha is my enemy, well not everyone. 2. Fuinjutsu and kenjutsu, we love these two as it's in our blood. 3. We love to battle and fight, we love to challenge strong warriors and get stronger. 4. Ramen, especially Ichiraku's. It's the food of the gods. And 5. Sex, because of Uzumaki's endless stamina and chakra, we can pleasure our partners and use our chakra as a sort of aphrodisiac and right now I need a good fight and pounding, that's why I need my son to get stronger and reach sixteen, which he did a few months ago. So this will be the last year I'm here Danzo and hope you are prepared."
"And what makes you so sure that you'll escape?" Danzo asked.
"Because I'm the strongest person in the world." Kushina answered. "And my son is the only one who can match me. This is your warning, so I would hide if I was you."
"I don't have time for your dribble. Your chakra is sealed and you're restrained, there's no escape." Danzo said before turning around to leave.
"Don't say I didn't warn you." Kushina sang. Danzo wouldn't admit but he was afraid, could Kushina actually escape? Who knows but he believed it was futile.
"What the fuck?" Naruto said as he stood on top of a tree seeing shinobi with a music note headband. "What village are they from?" Naruto jumped down and approached one of the nin. "Hey friend!"
One of the nin turned to him and narrowed his eyes. "Who are you?"
"I'm an adventurer looking to make money, what kind of village is this?" Naruto asked.
"Oh, we sound nin. We're a new village formed by our leader." the sound nin asked. Naruto nodded as he felt the guys chakra.
'When he mentioned the leader, he felt a slight bit of fear. Who is his leader?' "I see, well I wish you luck." Naruto said before turning around.
"Wait, we can't just let you leave. If you want to make money, we can bring one of our hire ups to you." the sound nin said.
"Not interested unless it's a beautiful woman." Naruto said as he continued to walk away.
"She is, her name is Guren." Naruto stopped and turned around.
"How beautiful are we talking?"
"She is beautiful as she is dangerous."
"Scale from 1-10."
"9.7"
"Cup size?"
"C-cups"
"Strength level?"
"High jonin."
"Take me to her." Naruto said as he appeared in front of the nin. The nin sweated and led the blonde to Guren.
"Just to warn you, she is dangerous and if you piss her off, it'll be your life." The sound nin said.
"Stop trying to turn me on." Naruto said as he followed the nin to the other side of the forest and Naruto gave a foxy grin when he saw a blue haired kunoichi, wearing a green outfit. 'Nice but why does her chakra feel empty like she's longing for something?'
"Guren-sama, we may have a potential recruit." Guren turned to who called her and when her eyes landed on Naruto-sama, she licked her lips.
"Thank you, you may return to your post." Guren ordered in a cold tone, making the nin flinch.
"Hai." the nin said before walking away.
"Now then, what's your name?" Guren asked.
"You first." Naruto replied with his foxy grin. Guren gasped and blushed to her own surprise.
'What's going on? Why is my heart racing? I thought I gave myself to Orochimaru-sama.' Guren thought, feeling flustered. "I asked you first, if you do not tell me. I'll just have to force you."
"Make sense." Naruto responded, confusing Guren. "How can you force me if you're weaker than me?"
"What did you say?" Guren asked in anger as she formed a crystal in her hand. Naruto tilted his head and put his hand in on one of his swords. The moment he did, Guren saw an image of her getting pierced through the stomach. Guren fell to the ground and coughed but the weird thing was that her panties were soaked and she was hot.
"What's the smell?" Naruto asked, sniffing the air.
"Naruto-sama, she horny. You should tame her."
"Akane, if you don't stop talking, I'm going to spank you again." Naruto said.
"Aww, Naruto-sama!" "Fucking horny vixen. I don't need this." Naruto said. Guren slowly got up and stared at the blonde in anger.
"What did you do?" Guren asked.
"I just put a little fear in you. Now do you want to fight or fuck?" Naruto asked, pointing his sword at Guren.
"W-what?"
"I know what I said." Naruto responded.
"Are you some kind of sick pervert?" Guren asked in embarrassment.
"Why do I have to be a pervert to be attracted to someone beautiful and strong? When a guy goes out with a girl, part of the attention of the date is to get laid. I'm just being straight forward." Naruto said.
"So do you just fuck any girl you come in contact with?" Guren asked, putting her hand behind her back, creating a crystal.
"Only the ones who are strong as they are beautiful, not a fangirl and don't pass out in my presence, plus I'm a virgin." Naruto said. Guren smirked and threw crystal shuriken and threw it at Naruto. To her surprise, Naruto destroyed it with a single slash. Guren charged Naruto with crystal blades coming out her arms and tried to cut him but he dodge it with ease.
"Take me seriously!" Guren said in anger.
"No." Naruto responded, dodging her attacks.
"Why not, is it because I'm a girl?"
"No, it's because I don't want to kill someone as beautiful as you, it's a waste of nice ass." Naruto said, making Guren blush. Guren jumped away and was breathing hard. "Why don't you come with me?"
"Please, I'm my master's servant and tool, I'll never betray him." Guren said. Naruto gave the girl a confused look and vanished from sight before appearing in front of Guren, lifting her so their eyes could meet.
"You speak as if you are a tool but your eyes tell me you want more, someone to hold and make you more. You got excited when I showed interest in you didn't you?" Naruto with a foxy grin, making Guren flush.
"I…you don't…" Guren tried but gasped when and moaned as Naruto gave her a deep kiss. Guren couldn't move or push him away, the kiss was amazing. 'no…I'm supposed to be Orochimaru-sama's tool but I can't..'
Naruto pulled back and smirked. "Yep, definitely a virgin." Naruto said to the flustered Guren. "If you ever want to dance in the sack. Feel free to find me."
"W-wait…I don't even know your name." Guren said, trying to regain herself.
"Oh, I never told you. My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the second strongest person in the world." Naruto said with pride.
"Uzumaki?" Guren eyes and one person came to mind. "Like that red-head foul mouth bitch?"
Naruto chuckled. "That sounds like you met a kin of mine."
"Yeah, I met a Uzumaki. We tried to recruit her but she claimed she didn't want to work for anyone weaker than her. Always swearing and throwing insults, I tried to fight her but she overpowered me." Guren said.
"Of course she did, the Uzumaki clan is the strongest clan in the world and we don't bow to no one." Naruto said with pride. "Now what's your name?"
"Guren, servant and left hand of Orochimaru." Guren said.
"Really, it's a rumor throughout the elemental nation that he's into little boys and plays for the other team." Naruto said.
"How Dare You!" Guren charged Naruto, creating a crystal sword.
"Whirlpool style: Dancing waves." Naruto disappeared and reappeared behind Guren, sheathing his sword. The moment the hilt touched the sheathed, Guren clothes were shredded.
"Eeepp." Guren squealed in embarrassment as she tried to cover her body.
"I just met you and I know that's uncharacteristic of you, Crystal-chan." Naruto said.
"Crystal-chan?" Guren repeated, turning her head to glare at the blonde for embarrassing her.
"Your new nickname, it suits you. Now I have to go to the temple of the food gods and gorge on the greatest creation. See ya, Crystal-chan." Naruto before disappearing in a burst of wind."
"Damn you, Uzumaki…" Guren said, glaring at the spot Naruto was at but what upset her the most was the fact she was turned on but the hot blonde. 'Wait, hot blonde? What's happening to me?'
When Naruto was jumping through trees when he felt 4 chakra signatures. He landed on a tree and saw a black haired boy around his age practicing tree climbing who had the aura of angry cat, a pink haired boy sitting on a tree branch who had the aura of a puppy, and a silver haired man reading a book who had the aura of a happy virgin. When his eyes landed on the last teammate, he smiled when he saw a beautiful brown haired girl with long hair who had the aura of a princess standing on a calm ocean. Naruto jumped down, startling the team. "Who are you?" Sasuke asked, ready for battle.
Naruto ignored him and approached the brown haired girl, grabbing her hand and kissing the back of it, making her and everyone blush. "May I have the honor of knowing this beautiful hime's name?" Kakasho made a mental note to give that line to Jiraiya.
The girl blushed and smirked. "You may address me as Hanabi Hyuga, may I have your name in return?" (Hanabi is Hinata's twin sister in this story."
"You may call Naruto Uzumaki, prince of the Uzumaki Clan and Namikaze clan." Naruto said. Everyone's eyes widened when they heard the answer.
"You the prince of the Uzumaki clan?" Hanabi asked in excitement. In Konoha, every person that's in a clan, besides the last Uchiha, knew of the Uzumaki Clan. the most powerful, sexually active, blood thirsty clan. Hanabi thought it was cool that it took three villages to destroy the one clan and the clan killed off 95% of them.
"Naruto? Where have you been?" Kakashi asked.
"You, quiet! I'm talking to the princess." Kakashi sweated a bit as Naruto turned to Hanabi. "Now then, why don't we get to know each other by getting something to eat?"
"Um, Naruto-sama. The village is in a terrible place and we're trying to save it." Hanabi said.
"How noble of you, Hime." Naruto said, making Hanabi Flush.
"Anyway, Naruto-kun. Where did you go? When you disappeared 4 years ago, we assumed you were dead." Kakashi said.
"Where I was is none of your business, I was training like my mother wanted me to." Naruto responded by looking at the cyclops.
"Your mother? She's dead, Naruto." Kakashi said.
"Stop speaking Nonsense, Cyclopes. My mother is alive, after all. She's the strongest person in the world." Naruto said with pride.
"Anyway, since you are here. Why not help us with the mission?" Kakashi said.
"Not interested." Naruto said, grabbing Hanabi's hand and guiding them to a tree and sitting down, putting her in his lap. He started to pet Hanabi's head, making her pur.
"What if we make you a Konoha nin?" Kakashi asked.
"Why would I want to be tied down to a village when I can travel all I want, fight all I want and fuck all I want." Naruto said, making Kakashi giggle and Hanabi and Sakura blush.
"Naruto-sama, do you have a girlfriend?" Hanbi asked.
"No one woman can handle a Uzumaki. No, I don't have a girlfriend." Naruto answered.
"What if I pay you?" Kakashi offered.
"Not interested." Naruto responded.
"Please Naruto-sama, for me?" Hanabi asked. Naruto looked at her and patted her head.
"Sure, I'll help save the village." Naruto responded. Kakashi sweat a bit. 'That's all it took?'
"Great, how about we introduce ourselves." Kakashi suggested. "My name is Kakashi Hatake, leader of team 7." Kakashi said and gester to Sasuke.
"Sasuke Uchiha, from the strongest clan in Konoha." Sasuke said arrogantly.
"Don't you mean third strongest clan? The Senju and Hyuga Clan are stronger." Naruto said, making Sasuke seethe, while Hanabi smiled in pride.
"Now now, Sakura. Why don't you go next?" Kakashi said.
"Sakura Haruno." Sakura said, confusing Naruto.
"Sakura? Why does a boy have a girl's name?" Naruto asked, making Hanabi giggle and Sakura flushed in anger.
"I am a girl." Sakura responded, balling up her fist.
Naruto took Hanabi off his lap and walked towards Sakura, analyzing her. "Well you do have beautiful eyes and a cute forehead." Naruto said, making Sakura blush. "Can you turn around?" Sakura turned around, making Naruto giggle. "Oh, yeah. You are definitely a girl. Nice ass."
Sakura's face turned red and she turned around to try to punch Naruto. "Come back here you pervert?" Naruto disappeared from sight, shocking the genin.
'Fast!' Kakashi thought as he Naruto appeared next to Hanabi. "Now that we know each other, we should come up with a plan. Naruto, I'll let you in on the situation. This village is being sucked dry of its resources by Gato, the billionaire and he Hired a A-rank missing nin name Zabuza Momochi. Our mission is to make sure our Client finishes the bridge."
"I see, well while I'm here, I can start my side mission from grandma Mito." Naruto said
"And what mission is that?" Kakashi asked, shocked that he mentioned Mito-sama.
"Noneya, Pinky, hime… come with me so I can train you." Naruto said. The two girls looked at each other and Followed the blonde.
"What about Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.
"Can't train him, Mito-sama's last wish was to make no Uchiha men come into power. So two are going to become stronger then the dark parasite." Naruto said.
"Hai, Naruto-sama." Hanabi said.
"But…" Sakura started to say.
"I don't know why you even like him, pinky." Hanabi said with disdain. "He's an asshole and always talks down to you."
"How about this?" Naruto started. "If you give up on the scum, I'll make your boobs bigger." in a pink flash, Sakura was in front of Naruto.
"Really you can?!" Sakura asked, hopefully.
"Yeah but you have to do what I say."
"Of course, Naruto-sama." Sakura said with a bow.
"Good!" Naruto said, smacking Sakura's ass causing her to squeal. "Nice ass, use that as your weapon in the future." Hanabi glared at Sakura in jealousy.
"Pervert." Sakura yelled.
"I'm not a pervert, I just appreciate a nice body." Naruto said. "Like you do."
"What do you mean?" Sakura asked. Naruto lifted his black shirt, showing his six-pack, causing Hanabi to pass out and blood came out of Sakura's nose.
In kusa, there was a girl tied up in a cell humming a tune. Her name was Karin Uzumaki and just like the rest, she was a dangerous Uzumaki. "Excuse me, can you let me out." Karin asked, innocently.
"No way, you can't trick us." a kusa nin asked
"I'm not asking because I can't break out, if I break out my way. This village won't exist." Karin said.
"Why do you want to get out now?" a Kusa nin asked.
"Because I sense my chosen one nearby and I just have a taste of his body. I can tell he's powerful, I'm turned on just thinking about him." Karin said, flustered.
"Well too bad, you're here to stay." Karin sighed and shook her head.
"Very well." Karin said before shaking her glasses off her head and her eyes turned purple. "It's play time.
This is the remake of the Ultimate Uzumaki's, I remade because giving him element bloodlines doesn't make him a Uzumaki. So to make a name for himself, he and the others will be op. In this story, it'll be more of a comedy with a lemon story. Every girl will want Naruto and certain characters will have certain gimmicks. I decided to make every Uzumaki in this story OP. Kushina is number 1, Naruto is 2, Nagato will be 3 after his redemption, Tayuya is four and Karin is five. Naruto will not join a village and do whatever he wants. Each of them will use different weapon styles and be S-rank or higher. Kushina will keep trying to hunt down Danzo but she'll get distracted. Tayuya will hate anybody weaker than her. Karin will try to fuck Naruto and Kushina will also try to keep Naruto happy. Also Naruto will try to fight anybody above S-rank. Let me know which of the Ultimate Uzumaki stories you like more