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The Ultimate Hoax

Summary:

Social Media is not for the weak but it does help when your group of friends from childhood do it with you. Right now they're doing a series of pranks on each other but who will have the ultimate prank to win?

Chapter One:

"You demanded to have a meeting?" Serena said as she entered the large bedroom and flopped on the king size bed.

"I didn't demand a meeting, I just texted you asking you if you had a moment to talk." Darien said as he closed his laptop and then adjusted his position on his couch to look at the blonde who was now laying on her back, in the middle of his bed, staring up at the ceiling.

"Same shit different toilet when it comes to you." Serena retorted as she watched the ceiling fan slowly spin, "What did you want to talk about?"

Darien chuckled, all these years and she remained the same girl from high school. "Who's pranked you so far?"

Serena rolled her eyes and groaned at the reminder of the stupid deal they all made to try to grow their fan base. She just wanted to focus on her gaming streams but because Mina and Andrew thought this would be a fun way for everyone to bond, she had to cut back on her streams.

"Mina and Raye tag teamed and set me up on a 'blind date' which caused a stupid argument with Seiya. And Lita got me with some laxative cupcakes and weed brownies… that was a fun stream." Serena said sarcastically as she recalled having to stop mid game and make a run for the bathroom. Lita made sure she was still streaming as she screamed from the bathroom after reading Lita's note that said 'Have a nice trip!'

"Amy is the only one who hasn't tried anything yet but I'm avoiding them like the plague. What about you? Have the guys tried anything on you yet?" Serena was now sitting up with her arms crossed over her chest and a pout on her lips.

Darien shrugged, "Jed tried stealing my clothes out of my locker at the gym but I guess he forgot that I always take a pair of shorts when I shower. Other than that, no one else has tried anything yet."

"Lucky you" Serena said as she rolled her eyes.

"Have you tried to prank anyone yet?"

Serena let out a heavy frustrated sigh, "No, I can't come up with anything. So I'm hiding until this shit is over. Have you pranked anyone yet?"

Darien shook his head, "No, but I have an idea. That's why I asked you over… I kind of need your help with it."

Serena quietly stared at him for a moment as her eyes slowly turned into a glare, "I'm not fake dating you, if that's your big idea."

"I was thinking we could skip the dating and just get married."

Serena, disbelievingly, stared at him "This has to be a prank. Good one Darien, you had me going there for a second." Serena said as she laughed and began looking around the room. "Where are the hidden cameras at? Oh let me guess, Andrew's in the closet?" She said as she walked over and opened the doors to Darien's massive walk-in closet. Everything was neatly folded and organized and no sign of Andrew or any of the guys with a camera. Serena jumped when Darien touched her shoulder.

"Paranoid much?" he said with a chuckle.

"Uhh yeah! This whole prank thing was a stupid idea." Serena tried to move around Darien but he gently placed his hands on her arms to stop her.

"Then let's end it by pranking them all together." He said as he looked her in the eyes.

"You're serious? We're going to prank them with a wedding? We might as well just prank them with a pregnancy."

"We can't do that. That would be insensitive and wrong."

Serena rolled her eyes after she thought about it, "Fine, but there are some major details we need to discuss."

"Okay, like what?" Darien asked as he put his hands in his pockets and followed Serena back to the couch.

"Exactly how 'real' is this wedding going to be?" Serena asked as she sat on the couch, it was long enough for Darien's 6'3 butt to lay comfortably on but all of a sudden it felt very small sitting next to him.

"We don't have to sign any papers if that's what you're really asking."

"So what? We're going to do the full wedding tux, dress, cake, reception, and all just to tell everyone at the end it was nothing but a prank?"

Darien shrugged, "Basically, yeah."

"What about my parents? They would be devastated—except my mom, she actually loves you but my dad would be pissed that we wasted money on a fake wedding."

"I'll pay for everything, that's not a problem."

Serena narrowed her eyes, "So I can get a dress worth $50 thousand?"

Darien shrugged, "If it makes this whole thing believable then go for it." Serena continued to stare at Darien quizzically, "I have a lot of money saved up. You'd be surprised at how much I actually make."

Serena scoffed, "What? Do you have an onlyfans?" After a brief pause and no response she continued, "You have an onlyfans?! Let me see it!" Serena demanded as she quickly grabbed his laptop and signed in.

"How do you know my password?!" Darien questioned as he tried to get his computer back but surprisingly Serena pushed him away with her strong legs… kind of a turn on to him.

"Really Darien? You've had the same password since high school when I helped you set up that Facebook account." Serena said as she got the website up, thankfully he was still logged in, but she was struggling keeping his away from the computer as she now laid on the couch and Darien was almost on top of her. Just as she clicked to view his profile, her left leg gave out and Darien sort of won. She saw a couple of pictures of his hard length and some really sexy poses that would now haunt her at night, but in a good way.

Darien quickly tossed the closed laptop onto the floor as he now laid on top of her in between her legs. The heated look in her eyes told him he wasn't successful in stopping her.

"Like what you saw?" He tried to tease but it only turned him on more.

"I'm not complaining… maybe we should get married if that's what you're packing." Serena said seductively as she reached her hand between them and patted Darien's growing member and slowly began to rub it, his sweat pants the only thing between him and her hand.

"One tiny issue though."

"What's that?" Darien's voice barely a whisper as he held eye contact with her and gently brushed her hair away from her face. He leaned in closer, now desperately wanting to know the taste of her lips. His lips barely brushed hers when a sharp pain burst through him as she tightly grabbed his balls.

"I have a boyfriend," Serena said as she let go of Darien and he rolled of her and onto the floor. She got up and headed to the door.

"So you'll think about it?" Darien grunted out as he watched her walk out of his bedroom. He needed a cold shower ASAP and it didn't help that her bedroom was right down the hall.

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