Cafeteria (Day)
It took all of ten minutes for the cafeteria to become a warzone. The three Teams battled relentlessly for victory, but none were able to succeed. "AHAHAHA! I'm Queen of the Castle! I'm Queen of the Castle!" Nora exclaimed from atop a giant mound of food.
"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful!" Ruby yelled as she crushed a carton of milk in her hand. "It will be delicious!"
"Yeah!" the rest of Team RWBY agreed.
"You picked a fight with the wrong band of idiots for a food fight, sis." Russo said, a burlap sack over his shoulder. Its contents were only known to himself.
"Yeah!" the rest of Team XISR agreed, mildly insulted.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" Nora yelled as the rest of Team JNPR threw volleys of watermelons at both opposing Teams.
"Sapphire, Ivy!" Dominic yelled, getting the attention of his teammates. "Taiga!" At his command, Ivy blasted every melon flying toward them with green light. The energy from her attack caused the seeds inside to grow, covering them in thick vines. Sapphire then froze them solid, creating makeshift cannonballs. They were then shot at Team JNPR with Welter's energy blasts. This was a Team Attack the group had thought of a few days ago as a countermeasure for heavy artillery.
"Yang, turkey!" Ruby shouted. Her sister ran to the turkeys lying on the ground, blocking melons flying at her while she did so. Once she reached the turkeys, she wore a pair on her fists like boxing gloves and used them to punch the incoming watermelons away. She then shot them at Jaune like rockets, impacting the boy's head and stomach.
Pyrrha joined in the scuffle by grabbing a baguette and using it as a sword to battle Blake, who was using a similar strategy.
Meanwhile, Sapphire grabbed a comically large hot dog and a pizza pie. Breaking the pizza into two equal halves, he froze each one to the ends of the sausage, creating a makeshift Cocytus. With it in hand, he ran past Weiss, who was splattering ketchup onto the the floor, causing Ren to slip and fall into a pile of stacked tables. Sapphire let out a laugh at the boy's expense as he dashed toward Nora, eyes glowing blue. Understanding the coming danger, the girl made a makeshift hammer using a pole and a spare watermelon. The two began to clash, causing snowflakes to fall from above them. Finding a blind spot, the boy struck at Nora's side, sending her flying into Ruby.
Russo on the other hand was going for a more of a ranged attack so he could take out everyone at once. He lifted the bag up before swinging it around above himself, causing it to catch fire. He then threw the bag, causing it to detonate and release a hundred flaming spherical projectiles. When one managed to nail Pyrrha in the head, she scraped it off and examined the ammunition used for the attack. It was a meatball. He was using meatballs as his ammunition. "That's a spicy meatball!" he said, causing his brother to face-palm.
"So, what are our chances of winning?" Ivy asked Welter as she threw pieces of bread with the force of a bullet while taking cover behind a table.
"Pretty good. Just as long as-" "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" "-that doesn't happen." the Schnee deadpanned, being interrupted halfway through by Goodwitch. The woman used her Semblance to force all the tables, cutlery, and food back to their normal positions, scaring and amazing everyone at the same time.
"Children, please do not play with your food." she said, smirking a bit. It was subtle, but Sapphire gave a "boo" at the pun.
"I just want to make clear; I was the only one saying we should stop throwing things at each other." Dominic said. Technically, he was telling the truth. Because he was yelling "Kicking them will hurt more!" to everybody. For some reason, Goodwitch didn't seem to like his joke. "I'll see myself out." the younger blonde said as he left, hoping he'd never have to face the woman in combat.
A few minutes later, Yang fell from orbit.