Medb sat in her cozy living room, idly flipping through the pages of a magazine when she suddenly came across an advertisement that made her burst into fits of laughter. It was for a new otome game called "Love Gallop," and the image on the page depicted a handsome anime boy with a beautifully chiseled face... attached to the body of a horse.
Not a centaur, mind you, but a literal horse body with the boy's head awkwardly sticking out where the horse's head should be. The image showed the horse-headed boy charming a blushing anime girl, who seemed oddly smitten by the bizarre creature before her.
Medb couldn't believe her eyes. She leaned over to show the advertisement to her beloved wife, Scáthach, who raised an eyebrow in confusion. "What in the world is this?" she asked, a small smirk playing on her lips.
Medb could barely contain her laughter as she tried to explain the surreal image before them. "It's a dating game where you can romance a guy with a horse body. Can you imagine the conversations they would have? 'Neigh my love, will you be my stable mate?'" she wheezed, tears of mirth streaming down her face.
Scáthach couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. "This is much weirder than the legend that says you were shot with cheese as a projectile," she remarked, shaking her head in disbelief.
The two women continued to giggle uncontrollably at the sheer ridiculousness of the otome game advertisement, finding joy in the absurdity of it all. As they wiped away their tears and caught their breath, Medb couldn't help but feel grateful for moments like these, where laughter and love filled their home with warmth and joy. And who knows, maybe one day they'd even give "Love Gallop" a try, just for the sheer novelty of it all.