CH 10 Lady Black By Proxy or Weasley Trickery

Regalus and Ruperta wenrlt back to the hideout as Dumbeldore fetched Sirius. "When you dust cobwebs do you think about cobwebs you removed from your space?" Regalus asked Ruperta.

"Where did that come from?" Ruperta chuckled. "And no I can't say I collect cobwebs."

"You don't need to think of a terrorist against goblins," Regalus said. " Keep your future kids away from her." She met his eyes and both blushed. "If you roll with pigs you get dirty with pigshit."

"So you learned a muggle idiom thing, " Ruperta grinned at him. "Have you ever trolled?"

"Can't say I have," Regalus smiled.

"I have on muggle zines when I was in a muggle library, " Ruperta informed him. "It was St. Patrick' Day and I was curious about humans. I went to a muggle area and saw rainbows with leprechauns drawings at the library. So I learned to get what I write published on the zine, then I saw a troll who people who's called mule shit, that posted things to rile people up on the zine. And I copied the troll, but legally."

"Interesting," Regalus said, looking at her deeply. "Is that a new way for Leprechauns to interact with humans?"

Ruperta smiled, "you can consider it being a way now."

Regalus arched an eyebrow. "Do tell?"

"I thought about copying mule shit, and inflaming people, but instead of doxxing an muggle allias, because if it isn't an alias they would be arrested after three years old it, we can doxx Bellatrix' name," Ruperta said with wild, excited eyes.

"Again you're proving how deserving you are of the title Lady Black by Proxy," he laughed. "I like that idea, but Bellatrix might kill the muggles who own the zine if she sees it."

"Well we can do it in Australia, and do ir anonymously," Ruperta said. "And we can also offer the zine owners protection. We can doxx Bellatrix' second house. And also doxx the Carrows, Mulciber in particular. Some muggle with a knife who breaks into their house will keep them on their toes."

"That's a creative war effort. We can doxx Bella's name and favorite haunts."

"Sure let's get started," Ruperta giggled.

They wrote up the messages.

YOUR STORIES ARE FUCKING PIGSHIT! YOU SHOULD GO MAIM YOURSELF!

MAIL ME AT:
1504 Parish Street

Durham, UK

MEET ME AT:
1300 Crescent Street

Durham, UK
REPORT ME FOR BOMB THREATS AT:
JR2 1VI Durham, United Kingdom

The parchments were gemino'd, then they changed the names and addresses to various death eaters. They did a bomb threat one of Lily and sent it to Gringott's customers.

After that Ruperta went to meet Dumbledore. He explained Sirius accepted the new nickname and they went over the story for the Prophet.

The next day the Prophet reporters came to Hogwarts.. Dumbledore allowed them inside for a minute and they got a half picture of Ruperta and Siriurs, with a dim lighting. And they asked her and Sirius many questions. Ruperta stuck to her story and answered without much detail. Sirius did the same.

The next week the Prophet's new issue came out. Ruperta and Sirius' picture, standing side by side in dim lighting, was plastered on n the front page.

New Lady Black By Proxy or By Weasley Trickery?

The article went on to speculate if it was a Weasley scheme that got Ruperta the Lady Black by Proxy title. What Ruperta did to gain the title was described, which was sending a letter on behalf of Sirius to Fabian when Sirius was being attacked by bowtruckles. The article described the letter signed as RAB, which was Sirius' nickname that meant Rebel Agaisnt Blacks. The article explains that since the message sincerly helped Sirius when he couldn't help himself, that granted Ruperta the title of Lady Black By Proxy by binding Black ritual magic. The article went on to explain how the title could only be removed by Rupeeta herself gave up the title. The wrapped up with speculation of if Sirius helped Ruperta get the title, out if spite for the Blacks, given his immflammatory nickname.

The article ended with Lady Black by Proxy warning a muggle related to a certain terrorist muggle born to pay her back, or Lady Black By Proxy's Knights of Black will be knocking on her door in a fortnight. And Lady Black by Proxywarns Mrs. Evans, James, and Lily not too bully her way or act oversmart. Lady Black by Proxy does not convince death eaters, but Proxy Lady Black is supported by the winning side of the war when she rightfully demands monetary compensation from the Evan muggles and muggleborn. It will be fruitless to try to cheat Lady Black By Proxy.

Ruperta put the article down and hid a grin. Eveyone in the Great Hall was staring at Ruperta and Sirius, especially the Slytherins. It was unnerving.

Somewhere in Durham, Bellatrix read the Prophet and seethed. She would find this Weaslette upstart and squish her.

Rupert got a long letter from Narcissa that night, asking many questions.