A/N: Written for the Faster Than the Batmobile zine by the lovely BabblingBookends on Holy Server Batman. This story has exactly 300 words.
Timeline notes: Set shortly after most of the events of All the Corners That Are Left (but before the final scene). Dick is Batman in Gotham and Damian is his Robin.
Catch and Release
Dick had barely swung himself off his motorbike when a voice behind him said, "Pennyworth will be pleased to see you have returned."
Despite the lingering tenderness in his stomach, Dick straightened with a grin. "Hey, Damian. Schoolwork done already?"
As expected, Damian wrinkled his nose in distaste. "Of course. It was child's play. Do not attempt to deflect. I was not aware that you had decided to meet with Todd last night. A foolish decision, especially in your state."
"My state?"
Damian nodded. "Only an idiot would fail to perceive that you were ill on patrol. I informed Pennyworth, but by the time he came downstairs, you had already left."
Dick felt a stab of guilt, followed by a rush of affection. "It's okay. Babs was looking out for me, and I had a good talk with Jason."
Damian's eyes narrowed. "You are certain he did not attempt to incapacitate you?"
This straightforward enquiry left Dick momentarily speechless with delight. "I was already feeling sick," he said, avoiding the question.
"So, you admit it! You were ill! You ate lunch with Drake yesterday!"
"It was the food, Dami. Not Tim or Jason, just a bad sandwich. Don't jump to conclusions."
"Tt. Regardless of its cause, you must acknowledge your weakened state. Pennyworth has also informed me that he is concerned with preparing dinner and will not be available to occupy your attention or defend you from threats."
Dick quickly swallowed his surprise upon hearing this news. "I suppose you have a solution?"
"Of course." Damian shot Dick a sly look. "Since you are currently unable to spar, I am going to continue the video game we began last week. You may join me if you wish."
Dick smiled, recognising the invitation within the haughty words. "Lead the way, Dami."
A/N:Please send me some love as I woke up sick this morning (retribution for giving Damian a cold yesterday?).