Daddy woke up early this morning feeling refreshed. even though Caillou was up almost all night throwing another one of his temper tantrums he had managed to get a decent amount of sleep last night.

Once he finished taking his shower and got dressed, he went downstairs to join the rest of his family for breakfast.

Daddy: "Where's Caillou?" He asked.

Mommy: "He should be in his room." She said.

Daddy: "Hang on, I'll get him." He said feeling frustrated.

Daddy then walked back upstairs towards Caillou's bedroom so he could tell him that breakfast was ready.

Daddy: "Caillou, breakfast is ready!" He called from outside his bedroom.

Caillou didn't respond, he was too busy playing with his toy cars.

Daddy: "Caillou, Breakfast is done!" He said, starting to knock on his door.

Caillou: "Go away! I'm busy!" He called out, going back to playing. Caillou's Daddy was starting to lose his patience.

Daddy: "Caillou! Breakfast is ready, get your bald headed butt down here right this instance!" He ordered.

Caillou: "No!" Came a short reply.

Daddy: "Caillou, I don't have enough time for this shit, I want you downstairs for breakfast pronto! Don't make me have to drag you there myself!" He said angrily.

This time, there was no reply. Caillou's Daddy waited for him to say something, but all he could hear was Caillou playing with his toys.

Daddy: "Can you please shut the fuck up, I am fully aware on what's happening. I have EYES AND EARS for fuck's sake!"

Narrator: "Wait, you can actually hear me?"

Daddy: "uh, yeah! It's hard not to when you're repeating every goddamn thing that I say and do!"

Caillou: "Who are you talking to Daddy?"

Daddy: "no one! Now come on, breakfast has been on the table for the past fifthteen minutes!"

Caillou: "Daddy, what are you talking about, I already ate breakfast."

Daddy: "No the fuck you didn't, I have been trying to tell you that dinner was ready minutes ago, but you kept ignoring me and kept playing with your fucking toys!"

Mommy: "What's going on?" She asked.

Caillou: "Mommy, Daddy's been acting funny. He keeps thinking that I hadn't eaten breakfast yet, but I did while he was showering." He said.

Mommy: "Yeah Daddy, Caillou actually did eat, while you were in the shower." She said.

Daddy: "First of all, Narrator, Stop narrating like this is a Fucking fanfiction or something, And second of all, you told me to get Caillou from out of his room!"

Mommy: "Are you feeling okay, cause I never told you to get Caillou from his bedroom." She said, putting her hand on Daddy's forehead.

Daddy: "Yes you Fucking did!" He yelled.

Caillou: "Mommy, is Daddy going crazy?" He asked.

Daddy: "You shut the fuck up before I beat your bald headed ass!" He yelled angrily.

Mommy: "Don't you DARE ever talk to my son like that!" She screamed.

Daddy: but...

Mommy: "NO BUTS!!! I WON'T STAND HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU YELL AT HIM FOR SOMETHING HE DIDN'T DO!!!"

Daddy: "Something He didn't do, SOMETHING HE DIDN'T DO! WHENEVER HE CRIES LIKE A STUPID BITCH, YOU LET HIM GET WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS. THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING NETWORK DOES! WHEN HE SCREAMS AND CRIES LIKE A GODDAMN BABY, OR HE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING, YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT. AND WHEN HE GETS IN TROUBLE, YOU USUALLY DON'T DO SHIT!"

"Face it! Caillou's nothing but a big spoiled brat! All he does is cry, and whine, and throw tantrums, and you let him get away with it! Do any of you have any idea on how I have to fucking go through? Every fucking day, it's the same fucking thing, "Daddy, can I do this" or, "Daddy, what are you doing, can I play too?" Huh? Daddy? Daddy? DADDY? DADDY??!??? It's nothing but FUCKING DADDY! All goddamn day long! I'm surprised that I haven't lost my fucking mind until now."

Caillou: "Daddy? What are you talking about?" He asked.

Mommy: "I don't know, but I think that we should call the police." She said, pulling her phone out of her pocket.

Daddy: "You aren't calling shit!" He said, pulling out a gun.

Mommy: "Put that gun down right now you fucking sychopath!" She yelled.

Daddy was getting tired of her retartedness, so he aimed his gun right at her stomach and shot her multiple times. Mommy immediately started to scream very loudly. Daddy repeatedly shot at Mommy over and over until she bled to death.

While Daddy was murdering Mommy, Caillou ran downstairs towards the front door. But before he could, he slipped on the floor. He quickly got up right before Daddy shot him at both of his feet. Caillou let out a loud blood curdling scream.

Daddy: "Shut the fuck up you little piece of shit! This is your own damn fault. If you weren't such a dumb fucking bitch, non of this wouldn't of happened." He said.

"Any last words you pathetic, worthless piece of shit?" Daddy asked.

Caillou didn't say anything, so daddy got out his gun, and was about to shoot Caillou, when all of a sudden, Caillou's grandparents, and a bunch of police officers burst through the front door.

Police Officer #1: "FREEZE!" he shouted

Police Officer #2: "You're under arrest! Drop your weapon and put your hands where we can see them!" He ordered.

Daddy wasn't going down easy, but before he could do anything, both of Caillou's grandparents tackled him from behind. Once Daddy was on the ground, Both officers proceeded to handcuff Daddy and took him towards a police car.

Police Officer #2: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can AND will be used against you in a court of law!" He said.

As he was taken to the patrol car, Daddy tried to break away, but the Police Officers were too strong.

Caillou's Dad was founded guilty of murder and child endangerment and was sent to 25 - 50 years of prison. Also, Daddy was fired from his job at PBS. And none of the other characters from the other PBS Kids shows wanted anything to do with him.

Turns out that they were Live on TV and kids all over the country saw the whole entire thing unfold. From Daddy murdering Mommy and nearly Caillou to him being arrested. This resulted in PBS getting a lot of lawsuits. And eventually going out of business. And all the other PBS kids characters lost their jobs.

Fortunately, Caillou survived, and now he and Rosie live happily with their grandparents to this day.

The end.