You ever just have on really bad fucking day? Like it was just shit pilled on with more shit that you already got? I can't go to school without having all these fucking preps always saying some shit about me first of all. Go cry about it on myspace you emo motherfucker. Like, shut the fuck you fucking pieces of shit. Go put on your mom's makeup, bitch. I swear to god if I had my box cutter I would have cut their balls off and their throats so I could watch them bleed. Of course though once you get a nice rack and ass they do a complete 180 on you, especially the guys. Then again at least it did come with some unforeseen benefits. Those being it's super easy to get what you want once you're pretty plus I've gotten better at manipulation too. That doesn't make me a bad person though. Fuck I need a beer right about now. Anyways as I slowly started to climb the social ladder things got better I started to get invited to parties and shit. I mean I know I probably shouldn't have accepted their invite but fuck that I got free beer bitch! Then of course guys started to ask me out. I did turn a good few down though but fuck if they weren't some determined mother fuckers. Swear to god a few of them definitely either have a rejection kink or just some sorta fetish for emos You wanna go to the mall and like shop for stuff? Okay, I did take a guy up on that ONE time but I did get him to buy me shit from Hot Topic and Spencers for free. MY POINT STILL STANDS. God, life really does become easy once you're pretty. Minus the creeps getting worse, stalkers, pedos, and other prep bitches that just fucking hate my guts. But that's just my normal school day you'd think when I go home shit gets better right? You'd think I could just lock myself in my room and drink myself to sleep while listening to some Linkin Park or some Pierce the Veil but no my cunt of a mom just had to cheat on my piece of shit dad. There I was stuck having to watch all this bullshit go down. Why the fuck did she have to cheat on him with the fucking pizza delivery guy? Fuck my life. I either stay with my cheating mom and go to a school where I either get bullied or catcalled or leave with my drunk dad to some but fuck part of the country. So I decided to go and leave with my dad since despite him being a drunk piece of shit at least he wouldn't cheat just to get a free large one-topping pizza from fucking Pizza Hut! Actually, on second thought knowing him yeah he probably would do that fucking drunk bastard I swear if I had anywhere else to go I would have but since my family sucks complete ass the rest of my relatives cut ties and left me stuck with them. God I wish I could just cut myself or even just straight up put a gun in my mouth. Wait would that even taste good? I wonder how that would taste actually. Oh yeah, my name's Blake by the way FUCK MY STUPID PIECE OF SHIT LIFE FUCK ME THIS IS ALL SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! That's my life story I guess ugh now I gotta get dressed so I can drive myself to school because ain't no way I'm taking the stupid bus. After getting dressed, flipping off my dad, and putting in Three Days Grace CD I drove to school. Of course, being the new girl shit just couldn't be easy for me. Especially with this one fuck god can't he talk any faster I can already feel myself getting stupider each damn minute.

"You know anyone around here? Know where your classes are?"

"Probably there's like numbers on the doors so I think I can figure it out."

"No no no no no I could show you around. Like a school tour? You wanna do that? You up for that?" Well shit everyone else left so now it's just me and him fuck. I can't say no or else he'll like probably rape me or some shit. But on the other hand now that I got an ass and boobs maybe I could use them to get something out of him? Wait why does he smell like weed? Oh, I know what to do with him now.

"Uhh sure yeah I'm down." This is going to be so fucking easy. I guess having him give me the tour was a surprisingly good idea since I got to figure out where a few good spots to hide from either people I won't like or teachers. But god this fucker wouldn't Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I thought there was literally nothing going on in his head but he just kept going on and on about videogames and shit. For fucks sake like change the topic or just shut up.

"Yeah so then my friend got the DLC. that's downloadable content, it's like 10 dollars like dude kinda not worth it for the gun."

"God, can't you talk about literally anything else? It's like you got a hard-on for a prostitute called COD fucking hell."

"Just something y'know… uh… what you don't like play video games or something? Oh yeah, I'm Crispin by the way what's yours?"

"Fuck."

"Uh.. is that like something foreign or?"

"Off." Fuck this guy I'd rather have jumped off a bridge than have to continue to talk to him anymore. So I flip him off and head back to my class.

"Oh uh see you later I guess."

You wouldn't believe how life could just fuck me over even more so than with fucking Crispin. Of course, since I was the new kid I knew no one or had anyone to talk to during lunch so I just sat off the side and listened to some music on my iPod Touch. I didn't really eat anything either since even if this is a new school I just know the food is going to taste like shit. Good thing I was able to get water from a nearby vending machine. This is how I usually go about with lunch at my old school so you'd think I'd be able to apply the same shit to this new one right? Fucking nope some random nerd with glasses just had to sit with me.

"Hi I'm Jeffery I saw-"

"The fuck do you want?" Can't believe this fucker really made me pause the best part of NEST asshole.

"I saw you sitting alone so I thought I'd sit with you… and I haven't seen you here before either are you a new student?"

"I know you're using that new kid grace period shit so I'll cut straight to the point. I'm not you're friend I don't want to be your friend. So fuck off." Can't a girl just be depressed in peace?

"Oh… I hoped you wouldn't be like Nicole but I guess not…" The fucks Nicole?

"Who's Nicole?"

"Oh, she's the girl sitting next to the blonde one with the pink shirt." After I took a quick glance at the both of them they gave off prep vibes so they can go fuck themselves for all I care.

"Noted."

"...so do you like anime?" Fuck I can't let him know I watch some of it or else he'll totally ruin my life before it even began at this fuck ass school shit.

"Isn't that like weird-ass Japanese cartoons?"

"Anime isn't weird! I'll have you know anime is a very intellectual art form that can-"

"Shut it Jeffrey Dahmer I'm not going to have you use up the rest of the time I've got left here so piss off with your anemay."

"Well… at least she didn't call them Chinese cartoons like Nicole…" FUCK I SLIPPED UP SHIT

I got up and left thankfully the tour Crispin gave me showed me a good few spots for a smoke break guess he wasn't a total idiot after all. After a good smoke break, I decided to just go to the rest of my classes. Most of it was rather uneventful thanks to no one wanting to talk to me thank god. But of course, the last class just had to fuck it all up. I'll let you guess who exactly it was that fucked it all up.

"Okay, Blake your lab partner will be Kelly." The minute I had to sit next to this bitch she already gave me major Jesus vibes. I have nothing against Jesus OKAY. I just have a strong hatred towards those who tend to shove it down your throat. But the thing is nobody is THAT into Jesus and dresses the way she does… She's hiding something and you fucking know I will find out what it is and keep it in my back pocket just in case I ever need to fuck this bitch over.

"Didn't know Halloween came early this year."

"Like I haven't heard that for the hundredth time how about you just shove Jesus down your throat so no one has to hear you speak."

"...Wait… how did you know about that??" I've hit the fucking mark I've still got it bitches!

"I dunno dumb luck but at least you're a bit more bearable than… Jeffery?" Fuck was that his name eh not like I'll have to speak to him ever again.

"Wait you were talking with Jeffery ewww he's an ugly perv stalker." Oh shit maybe talking with this girl won't be a complete waste of oxygen and time…

"I'm new here so I had zero clue… what's up with him then?"

"Ugh don't even get me started from him always talking about those weird cartoons, him drawing the girls he likes, and him just being a general perv just stay away from him and you'll be all good Blake." Maybe this girl isn't so bad after all?

"Thanks, Kelly you wanna finish this assignment then just like talk about shit?"

"Yeah, sure." Thus we finished the assignment and then just spent the rest of the period having Kelly inform me about the gossip around the school. From some girl called Ari probably being gay, Jecka and Nicole usually having either Percs or at least a few cigs, and a dumb jock called Kyler and his strange obsession with lacrosse? The fuck even is lacrosse? But before class ended we trade numbers since I know at least she wouldn't like to send me a dick pic or track me down to rape me y'know that kinda fucked up shit? I headed home since my dad works late I snuck into his liquor stash and grabbed me a few bottles of Bud Light. Like I know it isn't good beer but what else is a girl supposed to drink when your father works as a factory worker. Moreover, I drank those bottles and just laid in my bed listening to The Offspring. Why I can't listen to other bands? Piss off besides I've got a feeling tomorrow is going to probably be a bigger pain in the ass than today was. Wonder if I can get Crispin to give me his weed? It can't be that hard right? Shit I fucking hope not.

That marks the end of this first chapter! I know this is probably a major difference from the rest of my work, but I've been really getting into Class of '09. So I decided to make this little fanfic since I've been really getting into the game. Plus, I thought, why not add an emo to the story, too? I'm probably going to continue to write more chapters of varying sizes and on different days, too, so yeah, lol.