Next time I probably shouldn't drink so much on a school night. No bullshit I'll drink when I want to fucking drink god damnit! I better get ready though I still have to get to school first. Fuck me this hangover is seriously kicking my ass right now fuck my life. As long as no one seriously pisses me off today I should be fine fuck I'd kill for a Xanax right about now. Oh shit is that Kelly? Wonder if she's got any I better go and see.

"Blake the fuck happened to you? You look like shit right now." Thanks, big tits obvious.

"Yeah, I know Kelly you got a Xanax on you I really fucking need one right now."

"Yeah but what's in it for me Blake? I'm not just going to give you my last Xanax for free shit we barely know each other." Fuck me god damnit Kelly plus on the one day I didn't bring any beer on me to SHIT. Wait doesn't Crispin have weed? Ugh, I'll have to work overtime with Crispin today. I wore my sports bra today, right? Yup, I did this should be as easy as stealing candy from a baby which is fine by me.

"You fuck with weed, Kelly?"

"It's a baby drug but how much you got though?"

"Uhhhhh a good amount."

"Oh okay, you can have it then." I didn't expect Kelly to take it out from her boobs though. But then again I'm not complaining Xanax or titty Xanax same shit to me. It was kinda hot though not gonna lie.

"Thanks, Kelly I'll make sure to get your weed by like the end of the day."

"You better Blake."

"I know." Well shit, now I'm going to have to work overtime with Crispin. Then again I'm pretty sure that if I just put on a sexy voice and act like I'm into him it should be pretty easy. But of course, the bell rang so we both had to go to class guess I'll have to catch up with Kelly later. If I remember correctly I think I've got a photography class. That should be pretty easy it's just taking pictures after all. Turns out I spoke to fucking soon god damnit! I was stuck doing a stupid group assignment by Mr. White. I wouldn't be surprised if this dipshit's racist or something too OH MY GOD that would be the cherry on top of this shit show sundae. Then I was brought back to reality by some dumbass jock called Kyler I and some other girl called Karen were paired up with.

" This assignment is fucking gay! Photography is fucking gay I'm not doing this shit!" This fuckers is going to give me a fucking brain aneurysm god I'm too sober for this shit.

"If you don't want to do the fucking assignment then don't fucking do the goddamn assignment fuck me my head is killing me." Shit, this fuckers is getting too loud fuck.

"Blake Kyler, how about I just do the assignment then?" Karen, I could fucking kiss you right now.

"Good I fucking hate photography. But not as much as I hate minorities and homeless people. Fuck minorities and homeless people!" Does he ever shut the fuck up! Of course, though Mr. White just had to overhear Kyler's dumbass and walked up to our table.

"Kyler! Did I just hear you shout that you hate minorities and homeless people?"

"Fuck yeah, Mr. White!" Did he just… did he really just admit that shit out loud twice and straight up to the fucking teacher's face?! WHAT THE FUCK!? YOu know what just no I'm not dealing with this shit today I need a smoke.

"Stay behind after class Kyler."

"FUCK!"

"Mr. White mind if I go to the restroom?" Please say yes or I swear to god I'm going to crush Kyler's tiny roid rage balls under my boot.

"Yes, you can Blake now everyone back to work especially you Kyler." God, I need a smoke. Wait did Mr. White just check out my ass as I left? Fuck me don't tell me he'd a pedophile too now. Goddamn, what's wrong with this school? Forget it if he tries anything I'll just kick him in the balls and say that he was going to rape me that usually works anyways. Well, not that I'm in the bathroom I can finally have my smoke. This is some bullshit where the fucks is my lighter?! I've got my cigs but no lighter goddamnit. I was able to slip a case in between my boobs but I just had to forget the fucking lighter! How else could this day possibly get any worse?

"Oh didn't expect you here… do you come here often?" WHAT THE FUCK IS CRISPIN DOING IN THE GIRL'S RESTROOM!? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! THIS HAS TO ME SOME MTV TYPE OF BULLSHIT! FUUUUUUCK! Shit remain calm I gotta use this to get that fucking weed. Just gotta play my cards right then I can beat his ass. Just stay calm Blake all guys are the same just gotta like squeeze my boobs together and act like I'm into him.

"To… the girl's restrooms?"

"This is the girl's restrooms I like had no clue… so you like wanna talk?"

"I bet you say that Sure then you could rape me later." Fuck! Shit shit shit!

"Hey come on, no need for the jokes, I can tell you're fragile inside, me too actually." Oh my fucking god if only this dumb motherfucker only knew the truth we're nothing alike asshole.

"I bet you say that to any girl that catches your short attention span. Besides what makes you think I'm fragile anyway?"

"... y'know… like y-your face and stuff. Just how you are." I wonder who's dumber Crispin or Kyler?

"Crispin I've been here for two days and we've barely spoken together."

"All I need is 2 minutes, ha ha." Two minutes my ass.

"Can you just skip to the emotional part? Getting felt up by Mr. White is more exciting than this shit."

"Look it's just, I don't know, people don't understand me. Like this girl saw I was listening to pop punk and was like "I thought punk was anti-pop?" she didn't understand."

"And you care because? Like who gives a shit about what other people think of the music you listen to." Aw fuck.

"But it's deeper than that, like I feel like no one at this school gets me."

"Did… did you just get off of a CD you found at Walmart?"

"Man like, I don't know. There's gotta be more out there."

"Okay fuck this you haven't even actually replied to a single thing I've said, how is this a conversation? At this point, just vent to you're left hand instead of me.

"I guess it's not huh? Not so much a conversation, more like a vent-sesh."

"For fucks sake Crispin." Fuck this I'm getting that goddamn weed right now.

"Oh yeah yeah yeah I'll let you go now. But oh, Blake, thanks for listening. You're a good friend and stuff."

"Do you got any weed, Crispin?" How the fuck does he know my name? Whatever I'll just deal with this shit later I need that weed.

"Like totally it's in my locker just follow me." So I followed Crispin to his locker. Surprisingly the fucker didn't even question the fact I knew he had weed on him! But then again he did just call me a good friend. Hell, I didn't even need to act all sexy and shit!

"Okay, here you go Blake." Damn, this is a pretty sizable amount how the hell did he get this much?

"Crispin, how did you manage to get this much weed anyway?"

"Oh I like know some guy who fought in Afghanistan and they keep on giving him weed for stuff so he's been selling it to me for a good price for a while." Huh didn't expect that. Good thing the bell rang at that moment spending any more time with Crispin and I honestly would have killed myself. Now that it's lunch I'll just go and meet up with Kelly. Now that I'm in the cafeteria is that Kelly with… fuck what were their names again? Nicole and Jecka right? Whatever I'll just go and join them so I can hand over Kelly her weed.

"So Kelly you've been hanging out with the new girl recently?"

"Yeah, she's been pretty cool… Blake over here!" I took a seat next to Kelly and handed her the weed.

"Kelly here's your fucking weed." I just lay my head on the table fuck me Crispin really did a number on me.

"So you're the new girl Kelly's been hanging out with… didn't expect Kelly to be hanging out with Hot Topic."

"Piss off blondie god I need a smoke after having to deal with Kyler and Crispin's bullshit."

"Yeah, the guys can be a bit of a pain in the ass here. Anyways It's Jecka not Blondie got it Spencers?" I just roll my eyes fuck off bitch I bet you're not even a real blond anyways.

"Yeah, I know Jeffery already told me about you two."

"Ew You've been hanging out with Jeffery then you've already majorly fucked up then."

"I'm not hanging out with him since he saw me sitting alone yesterday he tried to have a convo with me but that didn't get him far since I told him to fuck off fucking perv."

"You did the good thing then Blake but I'm going to guess that Crispin vented to you in the girl's restroom too?"

"... how did you know that Nicole?" Does this fucker really does that to every girl in the girl's restroom oh my fucking god.

"He did the same shit to me not too long ago he's a creep, to be honest."

"Fuck me this day is just getting worse by the minute then do any of you have a lighter on you I forgot mine back at my place."

"Yeah but shouldn't you go smoke elsewhere though?" You're a godsend Jecka.

"Nope." I took Jecka's lighter, lit my cig, and walked off. I don't want them to get in trouble because of me so I'll just go and wander the halls for a bit and hope that I can get a suspension or some shit.

"Kelly like are you trying to copy us or some shit?"

"What!? No why would you even say that Nicole?"

"Because looking at the both of you school slut and the emo girl? Can't you connect to dots or did you get you're brains fucked for another iPod Nano?"

"Fuck you I can have other friends! Fuck this I'm going to see what's up with Blake."

"Whatever bitch… so Nicole you got any percs on you right now?"

"Yeah let me get them for you."

"Blake where are you… Oh shit, it's the counselor sorry Bake but you're on your own for this one."

"Fuck I really needed this."

"Are you really smoking on school grounds miss?" Fuck! I barely even got any good puffs in I knew I should have at least started off in the courtyard then walked around the school for a bit god fucking damnit!

"Uhhhh no?"

"I can see you still holding the cigarette ma'am you're coming to my office so we can discuss why you thought smoking on school grounds would be acceptable." Turns out the fucking school counselor was the one to have caught me FUCK ME!

"Now why would you want to smoke in the first Blake don't you know the damage it could do to you in the future?"

"...because I wanted to?" That was not what the fucker wanted to hear so I had to sit through his whole lecture as to why smoking is so bad for you. That was until I noticed something he said at the end of his lecture.

"Not to mention that smoking could worsen that splendid figure of yours as well Blake."

"...huh?" This caught me off guard what the fuck?"

"By the way Blake I must say you have quite the daring fashion sense. You have a knack for turning heads, don't you?"

"Are… you hitting on me? Like are you seriously flirting with a teenage girl right now?" First the pedo and probably racist Mr. White now the counselor is a pedophile!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING SCHOOL!?

"Nothing flirtatious about admiring you're sense of style.. Also, I must say that you've picked out such a perfect pair of skinny jeans I assume? They do shape certain parts of yours nicely."

"What's next you want me to give you a twirl too?"

"You know that's a good idea maybe you should give me a little twirl?"

"Fuck you I'm not doing that you're like 40 you fucking pedophile!"

"Now Blake it's nothing about what you think it is I'm just very impressed by the way you dress to the way you carry yourself with such confidence and conviction. Now give me a little twirl."

"My ass isn't even that big you "Age is just a number" piece of shit!"

"Now Blake that sounds like low self-esteem. If I could volunteer a few more compliments—"

"Fuck you!" Well turns out attempting to punch the counselor in the face can give you a few days of suspension. Only three though but oh well. Should have seen the look on his pedo face haha. But at least I finally got to see the principal though. Not gonna lie I thought she was a stripper at first. Bitch had me thinking if I should slip a 5 down her tits. While I did try and defeated my case as to why I was going to beat the shit out of him Principal Lynn wasn't going to hear me out that "what I did is inexcusable" and that "I should learn to behave myself" shut up bitch and go back to your fucking pole whore. Anyways hopefully, he doesn't try that shit on me or any other girl here again because I swear to god his dick and balls are next. But as I was about to head home Kelly found me I guess she was looking for me I think?

"Blake there you are what happened?"

"I nearly beat the shit out of the counselor and called Principal Lynn a stripper now I've got a 3-day suspension."

"Oh shit well, at least you tried to do something about that pedo but you wanna head to my place and smoke the weed?"

"Another day Kelly I'm really fucking tired right now."

"Oh… well here's my number you can call me once you're in a better mood k?" She grabbed my hand and wrote her number on it I'll make sure to add her to my contacts later.

"Okay see you later Kelly."

"You too Blake." Well, I got home thankfully my dad didn't really give a shit about the suspension since he doesn't really give a single shit about me as a whole but then I got a text from some random number.

"Hey thanx 4 listening in the womens resterroom i love seeing you and hearing youre voice ur attetute just works 4 me idk i wanted to show you what u do to me."

"How the fuck did Crispin get my number?! That piece of fucking shit I swear to god I'm going to KILL that bastard." Then the fucker sent me a picture.

"What the fuck!? All 3 inches! Eww god fucking damnit Crispin!"

And that marks the end of chapter 2! What will Blake do about Crispin now that she ash his dick pic? Will she go down the same road as Nicole or do something far worse? You'll just have to find out in the next chapter. lol hope y'all enjoyed this one!