Goku was lying on his stomach against the metal surface of the floor of Konzen's office, currently drawing a picture with crayons that were every color of the rainbow. Konzen was sitting at his desk, looking through documents and papers. Those lovely purple eyes of his examined each white sheet of flimsy and flat papery material, until…
His left eyebrow twitched irritably as his lavender, glassy orbs saw a rather, how to put it, strange document. He slowly picked up the paper with slightly trembling hands as Kenren entered the room with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
"Yo!" the male with black spikes for hair shouted, grabbing Goku's attention.
"Welcome back, Ken-niichan!" exclaimed the long-haired child in excitement.
Goku quickly jumped up from the floor, dropping whatever crayons that were in his small hands. The tiny sounds of the drawing tools landing on the floor caused Konzen's bright yellow left eyebrow to twitch again.
The brunette ran up to the captain with a huge smile on his face. Kenren's own purple jewels for eyes could see the drawings that Goku had been working on. The dark-haired male took his cigarette out of his mouth and exhaled wispy smoke as he smiled at the boy.
"Hey! I see you've been drawing pictures!" Kenren pointed out cheerfully. A strong, slender finger went and aimed at the small pile of already drawn on paper.
"Yes, I have!" the golden-eyed male responded.
Konzen was too annoyed to pay attention to the other two. The blonde's irises shrunk into tiny dots as held up the sheet with an unimpressed expression. He needed to get a better look at it. Sure, the document had proper printed words on it, but there was a giant, black paw print taking up most of the white page. The printed text couldn't be read in its entirety due to the dog-like footprint on its surface. Konzen swore he could smell ink.
Goku and the general were now seated on the steel flooring of the golden-haired male's office. The tinier male was showing the bigger male all of his fantastic and wonderful drawings. Konzen began to speak up.
"Excuse me!" he yelled in a rude tone, startling the other two males. Gold and purple then instantly looked at the owner of the mean-sounding voice.
"Is there a reason why there's an ink paw print on this important document?" Konzen asked as he held the tainted article up for his two buddies to see.
"Woof woof!"
The three men's eyes grew wide like dinner plates as they couldn't believe what they just heard.
"Was that a dog?" asked Goku innocently.
"No! That's not possible! Why would a dog be running around here?" Konzen popped another question.
Kenren, as if his body had absolutely no control, bolted out of the room, and did a mad dash to Tenpou's office. Konzen had called out to the general, but it did not reach the womanizing, sake-drinking, unruly man. He eventually made it to the outside of his glasses-wearing friend's office. Kenren placed an olive-colored ear against the door, leaned in, and heard…
"Woof woof woof!"
Kenren's eyebrows curved upwards in confusion and his mouth opened while making a "huh?" sound as he removed his ear from the entrance. That barking kind of sounded like… Oh no! Could it be Tenpou and his weird, cosplay fetish again?!
With all of his strength, Kenren bust the door open with a ginormous SLAM!
"Sir!"
The god's expression changed from a determined-filled, serious appearance, to a pretty calmly stunned, wide-eyed look of "what the hell?".
On the floor of the office was Tenpou, but he had what looked like long dog ears on each side of his head and a fluffy tail attached to the butt of his lab coat. The ears and tail matched his head of long, muddy, dark brown hair. Even weirder, was that he had a small, shiny, black nose over his regular human nose. The doggy nose appeared to be painted on and his hands both had paw gloves present on each one. But even weirder than the even weirder thing, was that he was the size of a child!
"DID YOU SHRINK?!" Kenren shrieked, grabbing the smaller male's attention. Then Konzen and Goku ran in and showed up.
"Oh! Hello general!" Tenpou greeted the male who now towered over his shorter, younger, childlike body.
The little puppy stood up, as he was surrounded by a circle that was made by piles of books. Konzen's eyes got bigger in shock as he noticed that several black paw prints made of ink were all over the pages in the books Tenpou was surrounded by.
"Aha!" shouted the blonde-haired god, who quickly snatched the brown-haired god by the collar of his lab coat. "So, YOU'RE the one who got a paw print on one of my important documents!" Konzen scolded the field marshal, causing Tenpou's ears to droop downward and his tail to curl in-between his legs. Tenpou's lab coat, button-up shirt, and tomato-colored necktie had become oversized on him. He whined in fear at Konzen's furious behavior.
Kenren and Goku approached Kanzeon Bosatsu's nephew to get a better view of the brown-haired pup.
"Wow Ten-chan!" Goku said, his voice was filled with awe and wonder. "How did you shrink yourself?!"
"Well… A god can physically change their appearance." Tenpou began to explain. "I wanted to cosplay a puppy, and I already had bought myself the paws, so I just thought about gaining the ears and tail, and boom! I grew ears from the sides of my head and a tail out of my bum!" Tenpou laughed nervously and looked to the side, away from his three pals. "I also took the puppy transformation too seriously I think, as my body shrunk too! My pants, socks, and sandals don't fit anymore…"
"WHAT?!" Kenren said horrified. "Your pants don't… What do you mean?!"
"Can you explain why there was a paw print on that special docu-?" before he could finish, Tenpou put both of his paws to Konzen's lips, shushing him.
"Shh…" the paws slid off to the sides of the gorgeous male's handsome face, leaving two, thick trails of ink.
"It's not ink… It's actually face paint. I had to use a small, makeup brush that was hiding in the drawer of my desk to paint on the doggy nose. However, I ended up tripping on some books afterward, and both of my paws fell into the black puddle!" said Tenpou as he closed his violet eyes happily and scratched the back of his head as he choked out a "hehe oops" kind of laugh.
Konzen growled angrily. His light purple eyes began to glow completely white in a rather comedic way and ominous shadows appeared on his light-colored face.
"Oh yeah!" Tenpou added cheerfully, his eyes sparkling in the sunlight. "I bought the commander, Goujun, a cake from the lower world! I hope he likes it…"
Goujun sat down at the desk in his office and he pulled out some important documents. To his surprise, the papers were covered in pink and white paw prints.
"Is this icing?" asked the dragon. His golden eyes with black slits for pupils dozed off to the right side of his desk, and he saw a smooshed cake that had the same color icing as the cream on the ruined documents.
Konzen seemed to be way bigger than the doggy now. He angrily, and intentionally, dropped Tenpou, who along with Kenren and Goku, shrunk into the corner in fear.
"YOU LITTLE-!"