"You can't be mad about that, Remus."

Sirius couldn't disguise the sneer in that sentence. He liked to play with that although he had to admit that if the situation were reversed he would look for a way to rip the other's head off but since that wasn't the case, he would enjoy teasing.

Way down we go by Kaleo was the song filling the car at the moment. Remus was driving, they had to be at Regulus' house in less than half an hour for his birthday celebration and because they had been on the verge of desecrating the new couch in his house, they were running late.

"I'll get mad all I want, who are you to tell me I can't?" he didn't look at him, he was still intent on the road.

"Don't act crazy." He put his hand on the driver's thigh and squeezed it. "If we stayed we were going to be running awful late and Reggie would cut both of our balls off."

"Well but at least we would have put them to good use one last time."

Sirius let out a laugh and pulled his hand from where it was to cover his face. Remus, on the other hand, was looking about as bad as he could look. He really was frustrated, he hated to be left wanting anything and more so when the full moon was so close.

"Change that face, Rem" Sirius turned and stared at him. "What can I do to make your discomfort go away?"

"Nothing, that's it now. You'll just have to put up with me in this dog mood."

"That was so funny, Moony" her mocking voice came back "You can't be like that on the birthday, everyone's going to ask what happened to you and you're going to make Regulus feel bad. It's not a good thing."

Remus didn't respond and Sirius' mind started working as fast as possible to find a way to change the situation. They couldn't stop at some gas station because they were too tight for time. He examined the driver closely, he couldn't deny how much it turned him on when his boyfriend was angry. The gestures, the tense jaw, the hands gripping the steering wheel, it was driving him crazy.

He couldn't help biting his lip as she gazed down his body. He wanted to rip off his black shirt. His mouth watered at the thought. He smiled. Remus was angry and still on the stick as well. Apparently someone else was fantasizing. The spotlight finally went on.

"Moony."

"..."

"Rem."

"..."

"Remus!" he almost shouted offended at not getting an answer earlier.

"What?" he replied gruffly which only increased Sirius' excitement.

"Will you let me do something to take the edge off your bad mood?"

"I don't think you can but yes."

"You have to keep concentrating and paying attention to the road."

"Do I have to do the same thing I'm doing now? I don't see how that can change my mood."

If he wanted to say anything else he didn't manage it in the face of surprise. Sirius' hand slid down his thigh again but this time it didn't stay still and moved closer to his erection making him startle. Remus turned to see him and found him smiling looking straight ahead. His fingers were still running over the top of his pants exerting pressure.

The steering wheel was being the axis of concentration to hold him to reality and not get completely caught up in the cloud of pleasure that was enveloping him. The other's hand went up to the hem of his jeans, patiently unbuckled the waistband and then pulled down the zipper. Sirius slipped his hand in and now only the boxer shorts he had given him separated his hand from Remus' full erection.

"You son of a bitch." The phrase came out between his teeth and a choked moan as the contact was total. Sirius's warm hand embraced Remus's member and slowly began to move up and down. He was torturing him, he knew it and he enjoyed it but he wasn't going to mistreat him too much.

"You see you are ungrateful." he began to make slightly faster movements. "Do you want me to stop?"

An almost imperceptible no escaped Remus' throat causing Sirius to continue with his task as he turned so he could switch hands, get a better look at the face and gestures his boyfriend was making.

He looked down and automatically had the urge to swallow. He licked his lips and calculating the best way to avoid the shifter he leaned over to spit out the pink tip. At another time Remus would have said anything to her for not having her seatbelt on but the truth was she was concentrating all her sanity on not losing control of the car.

Sirius felt him take a deep breath, he knew he was controlling himself but he didn't want him to so without much flicking he ran his tongue over the glans and before the driver could have the slightest reaction the warmth of his mouth almost completely engulfed the member.

Remus held his breath and closed his eyes for a millisecond. He immediately edged to the side of the road and set the beacons. Sirius licked the length of his erection, took it all the way into his mouth and drew a vacuum before pulling it out and then repeating the action. The pre-cum was already invading his partner's mouth.

Sirius knew he wouldn't hold out much longer, so he sped up the movements as Remus thrust his head at the same pace, gagging and moaning filled the car. They didn't know or care at what point the stereo stopped playing the playlist but they didn't care either.

Sirius pulled away slightly and turned his head to look at Remus, when his boyfriend looked at him he winked and went back to his task. The moans were music to his ears. A few seconds later her mouth was filled with the warm liquid. He didn't hesitate for a second and swallowed it all, on the one hand because it turned him on in a big way and on the other, he didn't want it to get messy and they would have to explain what had happened.

When Remus finished he lay back on the seat with his eyes closed trying to regulate his breathing. Sirius on the other hand straightened up in his seat and with his thumb wiped away the semen that had escaped his mouth, looking at his partner he smirked. He always got his way.

"Are you out of a bad mood, Moony?" the tone of voice was sharp and mocking, his gaze was laden with false innocence.

"I am a being who is always in a good mood, must be the sahumerios Pandora gave me." He replied slowly and with a vague smile as he turned to look at him. "I maintain that you are a son of a bitch."

"You love that I am." he winked at he again. "Fix your clothes we have five minutes to get there before Regulus starts calling us."

"As soon as we get there you need to go wash your mouth out."

"Yeah asshole, even if I was crazy I wouldn't greet everyone in this condition."

When they arrived, James opened the door and was immediately rushed in by Sirius who ran to the bathroom with his bag. "Hello Padfoot, yes, everything's fine, and how are you? oh, I'm glad to hear that." his best friend formulated the conversation with the air as Remus set the car alarm and made his way to the door.

"Hey, Prongs, everything in order? where's your husband?"

"Everything is perfect. My beautiful husband is with his harem. Barty kidnapped him because Evan and Pandora brought him a surprise."

"How do you keep from murdering them out of jealousy?"

"At the end of the day he married me and Lily and it is with us that he has a son. Let them dream on."

"You have a point, and Lily where is she?"

"She went to get the cake from Molly's."

"Where is my godson?" Sirius made his presence known loudly with that question and walked over. The smell of peppermint reached James and he looked at the two of them.

"Remus you go to the bathroom too, otherwise you stay away from my baby."

"But..."

"Don't argue because if I tell Reggie or worse Lily that you guys were late for doing that... and on top of that you went near Harry she'll kill you. And I'm warning you, no kissing the baby, got it? Dirty." and with a grimace of disgust he walked away.

And after a shared laugh between the couple and a shove from Remus to Sirius, the two made their way to the garden where the birthday boy and the rest of the guests were.