Chapter 33: The Day The Loud Stood Still
Here's a parody of the episode: The Day The Ed Stood Still. Consider this a Halloween related chapter.
And thanks to whoever requested this.
At the Louds, the young twins and their brother are playing "Medieval Times," cosplaying as medieval characters and pretending they're in medieval times. Lola is the princess, of course. She's up in her fake tower, which is made out of cardboard.
"Ah, this is the life for a princess. Up in her tower without a care in the world. I just hope there are no monsters around."
Just then, Lana showed up dressed as a monster. "I am a monster. Hear me roar." Lana roared.
"Oh no, a monster! I didn't see that coming." Lola said sarcastically. "Somebody save me!"
Then Lincoln came in dressed as a knight. "Don't worry princess, the White Knight is here to rescue you!"
"My hero." Lola said happily.
Lincoln pointed his sword at Lana. "Surrender now monster and I might go easy on-"
Lana roared and tackled Lincoln. She pinned him to the ground.
"Uncle! Uncle!" Lincoln pleaded.
"My hero?" Lola said disappointed.
Then Lana charged at the tower and used her strength to knock it down.
"Lana!" Lola yelled as she fell down. Lana pounded her chest and roared.
"Why did you have to wreck my tower?" Lola asked angrily.
"Because that's what monsters do." Lana said. Lola attacked her twin in anger. "But Lola, I just wanted to be a monster!"
"I found Lana's impersonation of a monster to be impressive." Lincoln commented.
"What are you talking about?" Lola said as she had Lana in a headlock.
"Humor me. What if Lana really was a monster? Think about it. She could be like a zoo attraction and attract customers."
"That's-actually not a bad idea." Lola admitted. "Customers are practically suckers and they give you money. I like that."
"Yeah! Let's turn me into a monster." Lana said excitedly.
"But how do we do that?" Lola wondered.
Lincoln thought. "Let's go to Lisa."
"So you want me to turn you into a monster?" Lisa questioned as Lincoln and the twins were in Lisa's room. They had explained their idea to her.
"Yes." Lana said.
"Oh please, you think I have some kind of formula that can turn people into monsters?
"Um-"
"Actually, I do." Lisa went over to her beakers and got one of them. "This formula should transform the specimen who drinks it into a certain kind of monster."
"Sweet! Can you use it on me?" Lana said.
"Absolutely not. It's not meant for human consumption. And drinking the whole thing could lead to disastrous results."
"I'll take the risks." Lana said, and she swiped the beaker from Lisa.
"Hey! Give that back!"
Lana ran out of the room, went downstairs, and then went into the garage. The other three siblings chased after her. They found Lana in the garage, about to drink the formula.
"Nooo!" Lisa yelled.
Lana drank the formula. The whole formula. Then she let out a huge burp. The others watched and saw that Lana's skin had turned green.
"Well, am I a monster now?"
"You're green so you could be a monster." Lincoln said.
"I just turned green? That's it?"
"Perhaps my experiment could use more work." Lisa took her beaker back. "Though I was pretty sure you would be hulking and terrifying."
"Someone get me a mirror." Lana said.
"I'll get one." Lincoln said. "You look kind of convincing, Lana."
He left the garage to get a mirror.
"You could've been born a monster, Lana." Lola commented. Then Lana started growling and she was foaming at the mouth.
"Hey, what's with you?" Lola questioned.
Then Lana started growing. She grew large and turned into a lizard-like monster.
"Uh oh." Lisa panicked. She hid in a box.
"Lisa?!" Lola panicked.
Monster Lana had her eyes on Lola. "I AM A MONSTER!"
The six year old beast roared and attacked her twin sister, leaving a mess in the garage. Then it escaped through the garage door. Lincoln came back with a mirror.
"I'm back." Then Lincoln noticed the garage was a mess. "Whoa! What happened here? What did I miss?"
Lisa got out of the box.
Lola was beaten up. She got up, dazed. "Lana's an animal."
"Lana?"
"Who else?! That lunatic grew into a big monster and attacked me, then busted through the garage growling like a monster!"
"I warned her not to drink that formula." Lisa said.
"And she has an overactive imagination." Lincoln said.
"Why did you make that formula in the first place?" Lola scolded Lisa.
"I was for an experiment on insects." Lisa explained. "And you guys know my experiments are dangerous."
Then they heard roaring outside and Mr. Grouse's voice was heard too. "AHHHH!"
"Guys, it's Mr. Grouse!" Lincoln exclaimed.
The three Loud kids go over to their grouchy next door neighbor's place and see his front yard has been damaged.
"Mr. Grouse?" Lincoln called.
"Oh dear." Lisa said worriedly.
Lola saw Mr. Grouse's broken car and laughed.
"This is worse than I thought." Lisa said. "That formula didn't just turn Lana into a monster, it made her behave like one too! She's even made off with Mr. Grouse!"
"Then we have to warn the neighbors!" Lincoln said.
"You go warn the others, I'll figure out a way to get our monster sibling unit back to normal." Lisa ran back to the Loud house. Lincoln was about to head off but Lola covered his mouth with tape.
"Oh no you don't! I'm gonna enjoy this."
They heard one of Lincoln's friends.
"Guys, I heard the sound over here!" It was Zach.
"Come on!" Lola dragged Lincoln with her. The two siblings hid behind a bush and saw Lincoln's friends walking through the neighborhood.
"Over here! It sounded like a monster!" Zach was leading Rusty, Stella, and Liam somewhere.
"Right. And I'm the king of Egypt." Rusty said sarcastically.
"And I'm the king of bacon." Liam added. The two boys laughed. From the bushes, Lola and Lincoln saw the kids at another street.
"I'm gonna make a buck off of this even if it kills me." Lola said to Lincoln. She ran off and Lincoln tried to talk to her, but still had the tape over his mouth. Monster Lana is spying on the kids as they walk off.
"Zach, what exactly are you trying to show us?" Stella asked.
"It sounded like a monster." Zach said as he wandered off. Then he spotted a pack of gum. "Oooh, bubblegum! Jackpot!"
Lincoln and Lola went behind a tree as they saw Lana's monster tail wrapping around Zach, who was chewing gum. Lincoln took the tape off his mouth, which hurt. "Ow. Zach!"
The monster tail grabbed Zach as Lincoln tried to warn him. But it was too late. The monster took Zach away.
"Did you see that?" Lola laughed.
"What have we done?" Lincoln said worried. "Lana's actually become a monster!"
Liam, Rusty, and Stella heard the monster roar. Liam jumped onto Rusty in fear.
"What is this sound that almost made me wet myself?" Liam said, frightened.
"I don't know man, so get off me!" Rusty said as Liam's hands were covering Rusty's eyes. Stella looked scared. Then she noticed someone drooling near her.
"Uh, guys?"
They saw the monster.
"Check it out!" Rusty said in terror. The three kids ran away screaming. Lola and Lincoln watched this.
"Wow. Lana scared the pants off them!" Lola said amused.
The three fifth graders ran off. They ran into Rusty's house. Lola ran up to the house.
"Ahem." She started banging on the door, pretending to panic. "Help me! Don't let the monster eat me!" She giggled.
Lincoln shoved her aside. "Guys, that monster is actually one of my sisters! I'm sure she's just playing! She wouldn't hurt a fly! They're actually attracted to her!"
Inside the house, the front door was barricaded with furniture and other stuff.
"Take a hike Lincoln!" Rusty yelled. "It's every man for himself!"
"They didn't listen to a word I said." Lincoln said.
"I gotta see the look on their faces." Lola said smiling.
Inside, Lincoln's friends heard nothing for a moment. Then the monster's tail burst through the door, knocking away the stuff blocking the door. It took Rusty with its tail.
"Whoa." Rusty said before he was taken away.
"It took Rusty!" Stella panicked. Behind the house, the two Loud siblings were trying to get inside the house. Lola was on her brother's back, trying to open a window. She went over to another window and struggled to open it.
"What's with these stupid windows?!" Lola barked.
"Ahem." Lincoln just opened the back door and smiled smugly.
"I hate it when you do that." Lola said annoyed. Just then, Liam and Stella ran out in a panic and bumped into the two Louds, causing everyone to fall over.
"Who knew gullibility could be so painful?" Lincoln uttered in pain. Then monster Lana showed up, looking more terrifying.
"Nice entrance." Lola commented. Liam and Stella screamed in fear. Lincoln in a panic, thought for a moment, then got an idea.
"Excuse me Liam." Lincoln searched through Liam's pocket and pulled out a chicken. He showed it to the monster. The monster kept her eyes on the chicken and Lincoln threw the chicken in another direction. The monster went after it.
"Head for the hills, Gertrude!" Liam yelled to his chicken.
"Up there! Into that treehouse!" Lincoln pointed to a treehouse nearby. "Quickly! No time to explain!"
The four kids ran over to the treehouse. Stella climbed up first. Then Liam shoves Lincoln.
"Out of the way, oaf!" Liam climbed up the tree.
"Overwhelming fear is not an excuse for rudeness, Liam." Lincoln said. Lola climbed up the ladder and Lincoln went up last. Once he got up, he closed the door. Monster Lana roared. Inside, the treehouse was pretty empty.
"Let's remain calm people." Lincoln told the others. "We'll be safe here."
"Are you sure, Lincoln?" Stella asked worryingly.
"She's in her own little world now!" Lincoln opened the door and they saw the monster crawling around the treehouse. "The best thing is to just ignore her."
"The beast circles around with hunger!" Liam panicked. "We must appease it with a sacrifice!"
Liam grabbed Stella and lifted her up.
"Put me down ya jerk!" Stella yelled.
"Hold it!" Lincoln yelled. "You can't play her game. You'll only encourage her bad behavior."
"So what? It's funny." Lola said.
"Let me go!" Stella punched Liam in the head, causing him to let go and her to fall down.
"See?" Lola laughed.
"There's only one thing to do." Lincoln confirmed. "Someone has to go punish her. I'll go."
"Killjoy." Lola grumbled.
Stella was surprised. "Oh Lincoln, you're so brave. I'll never forget you." She hugged him and walked away sadly.
"...I want a hug." Lola said, feeling a bit jealous. Before anyone could say anything else, they felt the treehouse shake. Monster Lana was banging her head against the tree. After a few times, the boards fell apart and broke down as the four kids fell down. Liam rose up from the pile of boards, looking a bit injured. Lincoln came up as well.
"Liam, are you ok?" Lincoln asked, concerned.
"I'm good." Liam said as he got the dust off his shirt. Then the monster captured him in her mouth. Liam was terrified. "Tell mah family to remember their southern boy."
He was swallowed and the monster took Stella in its arm.
"Help!" Stella panicked. "It's messing up my hair!"
The monster dragged the Asian girl with her.
"I'm sorry, Stella!" Lincoln yelled to her. "She's just trying to be the best monster she can be!"
Lola got up, dazed and injured. "Hey, if you see any teeth lying around, they're mine." She fell back.
Monster Lana was carrying Stella back to the Loud house, and into the backyard.
"Where are you taking me?!" Stella cried in fear. The monster lifted the girl up to her mouth. "Please don't eat me!"
The beast took some gum and chewed it, then blew a bubble that popped onto Stella, covering her in gum.
"This is so gross dude." Stella said disgusted. Monster Lana stuck her to the tree which also had Mr. Grouse, Liam, Zach, and Rusty on it, covered in gum too. Lincoln and Lola witnessed this as they were at a corner of the house.
"Oh my gosh!" Lincoln exclaimed. "This reminds me of that sci fi movie I saw."
Lola laughed. "Lana stuck them to the tree with chewed up gum! She's too good!"
"I don't see what's humorous about this, Lola." Then Lincoln saw their monster sister coming their way. "Uh oh. Hide!"
Lincoln and Lola hide in a bush. The monster passes by them.
"What a twit." Lola laughed.
"Lola, come on." Lincoln went into the backyard. The trapped citizens were calling out for help.
"Ok, I'm sorry!" Lincoln said. "We'll get all of you down."
"What?" Lola said, dissatisfied.
"Come on Lola, enough is enough! Look at them!"
"Fine, we'll get them down...for fifty cents."
The citizens argued.
"Lola." Lincoln scolded. Then Lincoln and the neighbors noticed something huge behind Lola. Lola didn't notice at first.
"What? No skin off my bones." Lola held out a jar. "Who's up first?"
Then Lola noticed liquid pouring into her jar. She looked up and saw Monster Lana drooling. She roared and Lincoln pulled Lola away before the monster could get her.
"She wants to skin off my bones Lincoln!" Lola panicked, now scared stiff.
The monster was about to approach the two Louds.
"Hold it right there, missy!" Lincoln scolded. "Haven't you caused enough trouble today?"
"Check it out." Rusty said in surprise. "Lincoln's yelling at it."
"It's all fun and games until someone gets suspended to a tree."
The monster roared. Lincoln and Lola cowered in fear. Then Lisa and the other sisters came out.
"Lana!" Lisa yelled. Monster Lana turned around and saw her sisters.
"Whoa. You literally turned Lana into a monster." Lori said surprised.
"Wicked." Lucy commented.
Monster Lana growled at Lisa.
"Easy girl, I've got something for you." Lisa brought a garbage bag full of trash. "A nice appetizing snack."
The creature smiled, taking the trash and eating it. Suddenly, Monster Lana started to glow and transform. She shrunk down and turned back into the normal six year Lana.
"Uhh...what happened?" Lana groaned, holding her head.
"The beast was Lana all along?" Liam said surprised.
"Wow, Lana sure had me scared stiff." Zach commented.
"That girl's twisted, I swear." Rusty remarked.
"I'm off gum forever." Stella said.
"What was in that garbage, Lisa?" Lincoln questioned.
"A formula that restores the specimen back to their normal selves. I know Lana eats out of the trash so I decided to pour the formula on it."
"Good thinking."
"Wait, was I a monster?" Lana asked as she was oblivious.
"Yep." Lola replied. "You terrorized the living heck out of everyone."
"Hey! Would you get us down from here already?" Mr. Grouse said angrily as he got the Louds attention. The citizens complained as they were still stuck to the tree covered with gum.
"I did that too?" Lana asked.
"Yep." Lincoln said.
"Cool." Lincoln glared at her. "I mean, uh, let's save those guys."
After the Loud kids managed to get the five citizens down, they were back inside the house. Lincoln, Lana, Lisa, and Lola were sitting in the living room. Lincoln was still worried.
"Guys, when Mom and Dad hear about what we did, they're gonna flip!"
"Well, if they're punishing someone, it should be Lisa." Lola said. "She's the one who created that monster formula."
"But you guys wanted me to turn Lana into a monster." Lisa pointed out.
"Speaking of monsters, what do you guys think of Boogerman?" Lana pretended to be that specific monster. "Let me pick your nose!"
"Eww, cut it out Lana." Lola said annoyed.
"Ok, how about The Bad Breath Beast?" Lana ate an onion, giving herself bad breath.
"I think we've lost her." Lisa said worriedly.
"Smell my breath!" Lana breathed on them.
"Stop Lana!" Lincoln, Lisa, and Lola shouted in unison.
"No wait, I'm the Couch Creature! Sleep on me!"
"LANA!"
Happy Halloween!