It's been a while since I've posted a new chapter of Loud Loudd n Louder, but now I'm back to making more chapters. Here's a parody of the episode: Thick as an Ed
In a mud land, Lana was taking a swim in a mud pool. She gurgles mud and then spits it out. Hop sails over to her in his mud boat and offers her a drink.
"Your mudshake is ready, Lana."
"Ooh, thanks." She drinks some of it. "Now this is refreshing. I sure love mud, Hops."
"I love mud too, Lana." He responded. "Oh Lana? Lana? Lana!"
We cut to reality and we see that Lana has fallen asleep in her cereal as it's breakfast. Lincoln wakes her up. "Huh?"
"Lana, you need to get ready." Lincoln said.
"Ready for what?" Lana said tiredly.
"Our fishing trip, remember? You, me, and Lola were assigned with the task of catching fish for Dad's restaurant."
"Oh, right. Let me get dressed then." Lana starts to head off to get dressed, but then turns back to her brother. "Oh Lincoln, I had that dream again."
"The mud world dream?"
"Yep."
Lincoln and the twins were outside on the front lawn. Lincoln had a fishing net and fishing pole. Lana had a fisherman's hat and pole, and Lola had a pole too.
"Ok, fishing nets, check." Lincoln said as he looked over his notepad. "Fishing poles, check. Bait?"
Lana lifted her hat to reveal a jar of worms on her head. "Check."
"Then we're ready." Lincoln said.
"I hope I get the most credit for catching the most fish." Lola said.
"This is a team effort Lola."
"Ok, fine." Lola walks over to her twin. Then she smells something so terrible that it makes her skin and clothes colors melt off. She goes over to her brother.
"There's a really bad odor coming from you know who!" Lola said, pointing at Lana. Lincoln looked over to see Lana testing out her fishing pole as she reels in a boot.
"Lana's stink? So what else is new?" Lincoln questioned.
"Not like this, Lincoln. I think I'm going to be sick!"
Lola ran into the house.
"Wait, what about the fishing trip?"
"Did mom call her or something?" Lana asked as she went closer to Lincoln. He could smell the foul odor coming from her and pushed her away.
"Pee-you Lana, did something crawl on you and die?"
Then Lola came back with their dog, Charles.
"What are you doing with Charles?" Lincoln asked. "We've got to get to our fishing trip."
"Not until I find out where Lana's awful smell is coming from." Lola put Charles down. "Charles, sniff out Lana."
Charles crawled onto Lana and sniffed her left side pocket. The smell was so bad he fainted.
"There! In her pocket!" Lola yelled out.
"Quit yelling in my ear." Lincoln said annoyed.
"Don't make me laugh." Lana said. "All that's in here is my lucky Burpin burger."
She pulled a rotten, moldy burger out of her pocket and showed it to her two siblings.
"Oh my gosh!" Lola exclaimed. She covered her nose and gagged. Lana showed the burger up close to Lola.
"Say hello to Burgie, Lola."
Lola backed away. "That's disgusting, Lana!"
"Oh come on, he's not that bad. He's been living in my overalls for two months."
This made Lola freak out and run towards the house, but Lincoln stopped her.
"Oh no you don't! We need you to catch fish with us." He looked at Lana. "Lana, you should leave Burgie in your pocket."
Lana put the foul burger in her pocket and patted it. "You'll be safe in here, Burgie."
The three Louds are now in the woods, where they've found a lake near the dock.
"Ah, the great outdoors." Lana said happily. "How I love it."
"This is the best place to fish." Lincoln said. "Bring out the worms, Lana."
Lola is wearing a clothespin so she doesn't have to smell Lana's disgusting burger. "Do you expect me to touch those things?"
"Don't worry, these are gummy worms." Lana stated. Lincoln took a worm out of the jar.
"She's right. They're not real."
"Well then, let's start fishing." Lola said.
The three kids start fishing. However, the smell of Lana's patty becomes stronger when it comes out of her pocket. The smell goes over to Lola and the nose plug isn't helping as Lola can smell the burger.
"Rancid moldy burger!" Lola moves away. She washes her face with soap. "I refuse to participate any further until Lana washes that offensive, disgusting overall of hers!"
"Lola, come on. We've got fish to catch for Dad."
Lana reels something in. "Oh look, I caught a boot. Who would throw a perfectly good boot in the river?"
"There's some things you won't believe people throw in here." Lincoln said. "Oh, I think see an action figure."
As Lincoln and Lana continued to fish, Lola used her fishing rod to get Lana's rotten burger. Though, her aim was a little off and the hook caught onto Lana's shirt. Lana felt Lola tugging her shirt and pulled the fishing line, dragging Lola over to her.
"Lola, what are you doing? You're not gonna catch any fish from back there."
Lana's unpleasant burger scent went into Lola's nostrils, which disgusted her again. "FILTHY! NASTY! SMELLY!"
Lola ran into a random shower. She poked her head out of the curtain as she was wearing a shower cap.
"Lana, get rid of that burger immediately!" She demanded.
"Ok, if you give me your tiara."
Lincoln groaned in annoyance. Lola was now back in her clothes.
"My tiara? Why, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard." Lola argued. "Absolutely not."
"Just give her the dang tiara so we can catch some fish." Lincoln said.
"The point is my tiara doesn't smell." Lola stated.
"Oh yes it does." Lana argues.
Lola looked offended. "No it doesn't. You're just saying that because I said your overall smells."
"Stinky tiara." Lana insulted.
"You've got a two month expired burger in your pocket, Lana."
"Stinky tiara."
"Odoriferous overalls!"
"Stinky tiara!
"Putrid patty!
"Stinky tiara!"
"Malodorous meat!"
"Oh yeah? STINKY TIARA!"
"GREASY GRIMEBALL!"
"STINKY TIARA!"
"QUIET! Both of you!" Lincoln interrupted, fed up with the twins arguing. The twins frowned, and they went off in opposite directions.
"Oh come on." Lincoln said in frustration. "We've got a job to do here!"
"I'm sorry, Lincoln, but I can't work under these conditions." Lola complained.
"Oh, yes you can. You just worry about catching those fish and I'll take care of Lana."
Lincoln went over to Lana as he got an idea. "Say Lana, how about we play a game?"
"What kind of game?"
"It's an underwater game where you test how long you can hold your breath underwater."
"Oh, I can do that."
"But first, you should take off your overalls. Wouldn't want them to get wet."
"Ok." Lana removes her overalls, leaving her in her shirt and undies. She jumps into the river. Lincoln then tossed the overalls over to Lola. Minutes past and Lana is swimming around underwater, still holding her breath.
"You're doing good, Lana." Lincoln complimented.
"Lincoln, I need your help!" Lola called. Lola has propped up Lana's overalls in a closed off circle of land and she's wearing a mask and gloves.
"Hold this." She gives Lincoln an empty jar. Then she uses two tongs to get the burger from the overall pocket.
"What's taking you?" Lincoln said.
"Back up! Back up!" Lola got the rotten burger over to Lincoln, who cringed with disgust. She puts the patty in the jar and Lincoln closes it. Lola takes the jar, then removes her mask and clothespin. She sniffs the air.
"Success!" Lola smiled in relief.
Lincoln grabbed her arm. "Good. Now can you and Lana kiss and make up? We've got a task to complete here."
But Lana had already gotten out of the water, soaking wet. She caught Lola with her foul burger. "Aha! That's my lucky burger!"
She took it back and walked off. Lincoln grew more frustrated. "We're never gonna catch these fish!"
Lola leapt over to Lana. "Lana, I beg you! Don't open that jar!"
"No can do. Burgie has to get some fresh air." Lana opened the jar, releasing the stinky burger scent into Lola's face.
"Vile! Smelly! Profane!" Lola backed away. Lana took the burger out of the jar and kissed it. Then she put it back in her overall pocket.
"Home sweet home, huh Burgie."
Lola threw up in a bag. "I can't take it anymore! I'm on the edge of passing out! Too late. Everything's gone black. Black as the meat of Lana's lucky burger." Lola falls onto a pillow as she is being over dramatic. "Forge ahead, brave brother. (coughs) I'm sure the fishing will go well without me." Then Lola pretends to pass out.
"Oh look, dirt." Lana said, pointing at the ground.
"Lana! You've become a problem for this fishing trip!" Lincoln yelled angrily. "Get rid of that burger NOW!"
"But Burgie's my pal!" Lana protested.
"Get rid of it!"
"No!" Lana ran away and Lincoln chased after her. Then Lincoln tripped into a mud puddle. He growled, but got an idea.
"Lana, check out this neat mud puddle!"
Lana looked at the puddle. "Eh, I've seen better."
Lincoln got another idea. "Ok, wait! I know. Let's start a new country. Named after you. It'll be called "Lanabraska." Yeah, you'll be a big shot! The Queen Of Plumbers! And uh...those plumbers will worship Lanabraska's new flag: your overalls!"
Lana thought about this. Lola crosses her fingers, hoping Lana would fall for the plan.
"That sounds awesome!" Lana said excitedly. "Raise the flag Lincoln!"
Lincoln wastes no time in taking Lana's overalls and runs rapidly up a tree. He ties the overalls onto the highest branch. Lola smiles at this. Then Lincoln comes back down.
"Now how about we catch those fish, huh?" He pushes Lana over to the docks. "You too, Lola."
"I'd be happy to, Lincoln." Lola begins to head over to the dock. Unfortunately, the wind causes the moldy sandwich to fall out of Lana's overalls. It hits Lola on the head and she falls backwards.
"I hope we still have enough worms." Lincoln said.
"Burgie!" Lana pushes Lincoln off and picks up her burger. "And to think I almost forgot you."
"Oh Lana?" Lincoln was steaming with fury as his face was red. He grabbed the stinky patty and threw it into the river, where it sank to the bottom. The bad smell caused some fish to pop up onto the surface as they were now dead. Lana ran over to the river and got sad.
"Well, that was economical." Lola said, satisfied. "And it attracted some fish. Let's start collecting."
Lana was sobbing, sad that she lost her lucky burger. Lola felt bad for her twin sister and went to comfort her.
"Lana?" Lola reaches to touch her but Lana moves her arm away and continues to cry. Lola took out a handkerchief. "You know, handkerchiefs can be very lucky."
Lincoln felt guilty and comforted Lana. "Lana, I'm sorry about what I did, but it was for Lola's own good. How about after we catch fish, we go find you a new lucky charm?"
"Oh, I just remembered." Lana took off her shoe and pulled off her moldy, stinky sock. "I have my more than lucky sock."
This made Lola disgusted. "Lana, get rid of that sock immediately!"
"Stinky tiara."
"Sweaty stink sack!"
"Stinky tiara!"
"Filthy footwear!"
"Stinky tiara!"
"Lincoln!"
Frustrated once again, Lincoln buried his face in his hands.