Garonisataev: Sorry! I'm not spilling! :D. Also, btw I do like Duncney (sometimes). So, maybe there will be moments, but the question is whether they will get together in the end.


I thought about adding that Total Drama doesn't belong to me, but I think it's obvious that it doesn't.

I totally forgot to add Caleb's audition tape, but it's just going to be him using coconuts as weights and saying that he's going to use the money for charity. Anyway-


Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... Twenty-two campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters. And while most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers. Nichelle has experience in doing some crazy stuff in her movies but refused to jump. And Caleb who didn't really do anything that bad. In the end, the first camper voted off Total Drama Island was Caleb thanks to Bowie. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!

[Theme song]

Everyone in their cabins is shown sleeping peacefully. It would be unfortunate if it was ruined right?

[air horn blasts]

Chris: Morning! Hope you slept well.

Everyone walks out of their cabins. Besides Axel and Nichelle, everyone has bags under their eyes, clearly tired. Eva tries to keep herself awake by listening to her MP3 player.

Heather: Hi, Chris. You look really buff in those shorts.

Chris: I know. Okay. I hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute.

Owen: Oh, excuse me. I don't know if that's enough time to eat breakfast.

Chris: Oh, you'll get breakfast, Owen. Right after you complete your twenty-kilometer run around the lake!

Eva: Oh, so you're funny now? You know what I think would be funny?

Eva was about to punch Chris, but Duncan and Priya held her back.

Courtney: (hushed) Eva! Try to control your temper.

Eva: (to Chris) You're enjoying this, aren't you?!

Chris: A little. You have thirty seconds.

(Confessional: Courtney)

Courtney: Okay, that girl Eva has got to get a handle on her temper. She's only been here one day, and she's already thrown her suitcase out a window and broken the lock on one of the bathroom doors.

(Confessional: Off)

Chris: Okay, runners! On your marks, get set, go!

Some people who are more physically fit lead the charge. Axel, Eva, Raj, and Wayne are in the lead. Bowie, Chase, Courtney, Damien, Duncan, Emma, Izzy, Julia, Nichelle, Priya, Scary Girl, Ripper, Zee, and surprisingly Owen isn't doing that bad in catching up. However, Heather, MK, and Millie aren't doing that good. Heather isn't really trying and instead decided to walk. MK was trying but stopped after a bit. Millie is trying her best.

(Confessional: Heather)

Heather: I don't run. And I definitely don't run in high-heeled wedges.

(Confessional: Off)

Heather catches up to an existing Owen who is trying to drink water from a nearby stream.

Owen: Can't. Catch. Breath. Must. Have… Condition!

Heather: Yeah. It's called overeating. Look into it.

Chris then rides on a golf cart, driving by the two.

Chris: (through megaphone) Pick it up, people! If you're not back by dinner time, you don't eat!

Heather: (groans) I hate him so much.

Clearly not concerned for Owen, she walks on his tired body with bone cracking being heard.

We then cut to the inside of the mess hall. Chris is filling his nails. Axel, Chase, Courtney, Duncan, Eva, Scary Girl, Priya, Bowie, Emma, Izzy, Julia, Raj, and Wayne have arrived and are exhausted except for Axel. Owen, Nichelle, and Damien arrive soon after all three are out of breath. Heather, Zee, Ripper, and Millie then also arrive with MK being last.

Heather: What the hell, MK!? Thanks to you, we just lost the challenge!

Ripper: Hey, wait a minute. If they lost, that means we won the challenge!

Chase, Courtney, Damien, Zee, and Ripper cheer, but their cheers are cut off.

Chris: Whoa there! Hold your horses, guys. That wasn't the challenge!

MK: What did he just say?

Chris: Who's hungry?!

He then pulls away a tarp which unveils a delicious banquet for the campers to eat.

[glorious music]

(Confessionals: MK and Owen)

MK: After being forced to eat brown sludge, I almost cried when I saw that buffet.

*static*

Owen: And then I saw it, the buffet table. It was beautiful. There was turkey and Nanaimo bars and baked beans and maple syrup! Ha... ( choked up) Can I have a minute? (crying effeminately)

(Confessionals: Off)

Everyone then pounced on the meal like they were rabid starving wolves. Luckily no one was hurt. The feast didn't stand a chance against the campers. Everything was eaten and the campers were full.

Chris: (through megaphone) Okay, campers! Time for part two of your challenge!

Owen: (mouth full) I thought eating was the second part.

MK: What more do you want from us?

Heather: (groans) She's right. Haven't we been through enough?

Chris: (through megaphone) Um... Let me think about that. No! It's time for... The Cabbage-a-thon!

Owen: The what-a-thon?

Chris: (through megaphone) Don't worry! This is an easy one! (pirate accent) All you scallywags have to do is play pirates for the day! Follow me to the beach!

Everyone tries to, but they're too tired to move. So, Chris blasts an airhorn which causes them to move. When they arrive, two pirate ships are then seen both with the team's logos on them as flags.

Chris: (pirate accent) Alright, campers! (normal) To win today's challenge, you just have to take your opponent's team down! Down in the shark-infested waters! By any means necessary! Each ship is equipped with two cannons. Once you load them, just pull the string to fire.

Priya: Won't we get seriously injured by cannon balls?

Chris: (mumbling) If only… (normal) Don't worry. Instead, we have heads of cabbage. Just as deadly-

Damien: And rich in vitamin K!

Zee: What does that mean?

Millie: It helps with blood clouding-

Ripper: Nerd!

Ripper then points at Millie who is clearly annoyed.

Chris: Anyway. Once aboard the ships, teams need to pick a captain to bark orders at everyone. Who to man the cannons and who to grab the cabbages.

Damien: So, what you're saying is the 20k run and the turkey-eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to do this challenge?

Chris: That's right, Damien!

MK: Man, he's good.

Chris: Remember! No matter how or what way you touch the water, as soon as you do, you're out of the challenge and must swim to shore. The first team that reaches zero members first loses. The battle begins when you hear this air horn.

An intern then arrives on a big boat.

Chris: This intern will now bring you to your battle stations.

Everyone then hops on, and the intern drives off. The cook from the last episode then walks next to Chris.

?: I told you giving the interns a raise was a good idea.

Chris: (groans) Fine. It was. I'll give them more raises, Chef.

Chef: Good. Now where's my paycheck!?

Chris: Ask the producers.

He then smirks as we then transition to the campers. Their first order of business is to pick a captain. The captain has to wear a black pirate hat. For the Gophers, it would be simple, but…

Wayne: OK, I'll be captain, boys! Makes good sen-

Heather: No way! I'm the captain! You two are too stupid to know what that even means!

Raj: But Wayner is the captain of our hockey team!

MK: Hockey and sailing aren't really-

Heather: That doesn't matter. I'm actually captain in a lot of my school programs. It has to be me!

Bowie: Well, good for you, but this isn't school. Now let's vote. Raise your right hand to have Heather as our captain. Left for Wayne.

Everyone then raises their left hand. This shocks and angers Heather, but she stands down.

Raj: Go, Snow Owls!

Both Raj and Wayne then howl like owls.

(Confessional: Heather)

Heather: As I said, I will win this competition! But I can't do it without help. So, I need to find someone who is dumb enough to do whatever I say.

(Confessional: Off)

Wayne: So, Mk, Rajjie, and Heather grab the fruit for the cannons!

Raj: Eye, Eye, Captain! Come on, girls!

Raj speeds down to crab some cabbages. Heather and MK walk right behind him, not as excited.

Emma: Bowie and I can take a cannon.

Wayne: Cool! Join with them, Owen!

Owen: Awesome!

Wayne: That leaves Julia and Nichelle with the other cannon.

Julia: Of course, he puts the two famous people together! Whatever, right? It's probably good for the ratings.

Julia then holds Nichelle's arm and walks to the cannon.

(Confessional: Nichelle)

Nichelle: Um… I'm famous! I have no idea who she is.

(Confessional: Off)

Izzy: OH! OH! What about me!?

Wayne: Hm… Ever wanted to be a cannonball?

Izzy: Ooooo! Izzy used to be one in another life, but it was very short-lived.

Wayne: Well, all right then! Here's what you're gonna do!

He then whispers in her ear. With each passing word, she gets more and more excited. Meanwhile, with the Bass, they don't have such a great time picking a captain. Courtney, Ripper, and Axel are arguing to be captain.

Axel: Oh, come on! I'm going to be captain!

Courtney: If anyone's captain it's me! I am a C.I.T.!

Axel: We get it already! Stop saying that!

Ripper: No! I wanna be captain! There's no way-

Axel and Courtney: NO WAY!

This argument leads to the captain's hat being ripped in half. Courtney and Axel glare at each other until-

Zee: Um… How about we have two captains instead…?

Axel: There can only be one captain!

Duncan: Chris never said we couldn't have two captains, right?

Axel and Courtney: FINE!

Ripper: There's no way I'm taking orders from either of you-

He then gets interrupted by a kick in the face from Axel. Since Ripper was caught off guard and Axel is so strong, this lands him in the water.

Axel: That's how I deal with mutiny.

Courtney: Nice that's really nice. And as much as I hate him, there's one problem… YOU KICKED OFF ONE OF OUR TEAM MEMBERS BEFORE THE CHALLENGE STARTED!

Priya: Yeah! Now we're even in numbers!

Axel: It doesn't matter. He was useless anyway. Anyway, everyone pair up! Now!

Courtney: Um no! We should have everyone form different groups for different jobs.

Damien: Yeah, that's what Axel said.

Courtney: Well, good! We go with the plan that Axel and I came up with!

Axel: Cool anyway. Eva, Millie, and Damien! Grab the cabbages! Duncan and Priya handle one cannon! Courtney and I handle the other! Zee, Chase, and Scary Girl! Try not to fall off! Everyone ready!?

Millie: Um… Why do Damien and I have to-

She then gets interrupted by a blast from an air horn.

Chris: (through megaphone) LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

Axel and Wayne: BATTLE STATIONS!

MK, Raj, and Heather come back from below deck with cabbages. However, they stop running when they see Izzy in a cannon.

MK: WOAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Izzy: THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, UNCLE GOGH!

The cannon fires thanks to Wayne. Izzy sores through the air and lands safely on the Bass ship.

Izzy: What's up, guys!?

Courtney: What?! What are-

She then gets interrupted by Izzy pushing her into the water.

Axel: Hey!

Axel then starts wrestling Izzy. Due to Izzy's speed and wildness and Axel's strength and endurance, they are pretty even. This momentarily distracts the bass until a fast Cabbage hits Duncan in the face. This also causes Duncan to land in the water. Everyone stops focusing on Axel and Izzy. Chase takes a cannon. Eva then arrives holding an armful of cabbages with Millie and Damien not far behind.

Raj: Way to go, Wayner!

Chase and Priya quickly load a cannon and fire. Same with Julia and Bowie. Chase overshoots while Priya manages to hit Owen's… crown jewels…

Owen: OW! My kiwis…

Julia hits a part of the Bass boat. Bowie tries to shoot Priya, but she manages to dodge all attempts until Axel and Izzy's scuffle distracts her.

Millie: (gasp) Priya! Look out!

Priya doesn't have enough time to react as a cabbage hits her face. This gives her a black eye and sends her out of the challenge.

Millie: Oh no! Priya!

(Confessional: Priya)

Priya: I can't believe I got taken out so early! (groans) Mom! Dad! I'm sorry! I know we covered this in training, but … you used melons! I think cabbages are faster…

(Confessional: Off)

Emma then swaps with Bowie. When she fires it's clear that she keeps missing as she's hitting too high. Suspiciously over Chase's head…

Chase: Ha! Their aim is horrible!

Axel: (in between grunts) Now's not the time to be cocky! (to Izzy) !here did you learn to fight?!

Izzy: My best friend, Po is a martial arts teacher. He taught my Great-grandpa, Grandpa, Dad, and me!

Nichelle: (To Emma) Stop trying to hit them. Aim for their boat!

Emma does so. As Millie, Damien, and Eva are about to grab more cabbage, a cabbage comes through the wall and hits Millie, knocking her out of the challenge as well.

Nichelle: Nice job, Emma!

Julia: Oh. Never yell. It ages the neck.

Nichelle: Oh! (smiles) Noted!

Bowie: (to Emma) (whispering) Wanna keep trying to hit Chase, or win the challenge?

Emma then gets a sinister smile. She then lines her target juuuuust right.

Emma: (whispering) Hope you swim with the fishes!

Bowie: I like your style.

Meanwhile, with the contestants out of the challenge, they managed to make it to shore, with Ripper being the most pissed off.

Priya: I thought you said that there were sharks?

Chris: I lied. I just said that to scare y'all. (chuckles)

[Commercial break]

Back to the action, a shot from Julia sends Damien out of the challenge. Bowie decides to load four cabbages. Emma then fires while crossing her fingers. One cabbage hits Chase's stomach, but he hangs on. He dodges the second, but the third hit his face. He's still hanging on until a fourth one hits his crotch. Clearly enjoying the moment, Bowie and Emma high-five.

Nichelle: Hey! The goal is to sink the ship!

Bowie: But Chris said that everyone needs to be in the water. If we take out their players, we can also win!

Nichelle: Great idea, Bowie! Julia and I will aim for the ship. You guys aim for their players!

Eva then arrives with a whole lot of cabbages. Due to them obscuring her vision, she doesn't notice a cabbage heading her way. It's a direct hit and leads her out of the challenge. Back to Axel and Izzy, Axel manages to win their scuffle and throws Izzy overboard.

Izzy: I'LL GET MY REVENGE! I SWEAR IT!

Axel: Finally!

Due to this scuffle, both Izzy and Axel have scratch marks and some splinters. Since only Axel, Chase, Scary Girl, and Zee are left, Axel thinks of a plan.

Axel: Chase and I will man the cannons! Zee and Scary Girl! Get more cabbages!

Axel then grabs 2 cabbages. She fires and manages to hit both Owen and Heather, sending both out. Wayne notices that Axel was the one that fired meaning that Izzy failed.

Wayne: Oh no! Izzy! Guys! We need to stop Axel! Now!

Nichelle and Julia start aiming for Axel. Emma on the other hand keeps aiming for Chase. Scary Girl manages to backflip over some cabbages as she's holding her own. This impresses Chase, but this leads to him finally being hit by Emma, sending him out of the challenge.

Emma: WAHOO! I GOT HIM! WOO!

She then does a small victory dance which confuses everyone except Bowie who is cringing. He then not so subtly clears his throat which gets Emma's attention.

Emma: I-I mean one of h-him- them! I got one! Chase was it? Pft! I don't know!

Since the Bass only has 3 members to their 7, Nichelle gets a bit confident.

Nichelle: Let's finish this!

Wayne: Yeah!

Both Bowie and Julia start focusing on Axel as she's the best player. Scary Girl and Axel focus on hitting their boat. It seems like the battle could go either way, but due to being overwhelmed by cabbages, Axel can only dodge for so long. And her fight with Izzy didn't help things. She then gets out with leaves Zee and Scary Girl. Zee then gives up hope of winning as he sits behind a cannon and watches Scary Girl dodging cabbages.

Zee: Oh no! We lost our captain! It's just us! What do we do?!

Scary Girl: Ram the ship!

Zee: That's a horrible plan!

Scary Girl: If we ram their ship, we both sink and tie! It's foolpro-

She gets interrupted by a cabbage hitting her face. This causes her to be eliminated as well. Which only leaves Zee.

Zee: Oh no! Oh no oh man! It's all up to me, right? Well, then it's ramming time!

Zee then dashes to the ship's steering wheel. He raises the anchor that was keeping the ship at a halt. He then spins the wheel as hard as he can which causes it to turn. It starts moving toward the Gophers.

Wayne: Uh… why is their ship getting bigger?

MK: It's moving towards us! Quick! Shoot it down with everything we got!

Wayne: Raj! MK! Work Double time! Now!

Both MK and Raj run off, grabbing more cabbages. Nichelle and Emma start firing at the bass ship, but it doesn't slow down at all.

Meanwhile, with the losers, Axel makes it to shore and gets face-to-face with Ripper.

Ripper: Great job, Captain. /s

Axel: Shut up! Mutiny has consequences!

Ripper: We wouldn't have lost if I was captain!

They then start arguing which annoys the losers there. Heather then sees a frustrated Eva listening to her MP3 player, intensely watching the challenge. Heather then gets a light bulb over her head and a sinister smile.

Heather: Owen! Get over here now!

Heather then sidesteps beside Eva. Eva notices, but Heather whistles innocently. At least until Owen arrives. Heather then "accidently" trips Owen. Owen falls on top of Eva. Eva was already mad, so this didn't help.

Eva: Get off of me, Owen! Now!

Heather then quickly snatches Eva's MP3 player. She tucks it in her pocket as Owen gets off of Eva. Eva growls at Owen which causes him to run away from her. Eva doesn't realize what's missing as she's focused on the challenge.

Back to the challenge, the Bass's boat rapidly approaches the Gophers with no sign of stopping.

Raj: He's about to hit us!

Wayne: Brace for impact!

Everyone does so. Zee starts getting nervous but doesn't stop. Bowie then gets an idea. He aims a cabbage right at Zee's steering wheel. It hits directly at it, destroying it in an instant. It also hits Zee's stomach, but he hangs on, but he can't do anything as his steering wheel's destroyed.

Zee: NO!

The bass's boat then stops moving and starts sinking, much to the disappointment of the Killer Bass and the joy of the Gophers.

Zee: Well.. The captain always goes down with his ship…

Chris: (through megaphone) The winners are the Screaming Gophers!

Wayne goes to high-five Raj, but Raj walks over to Bowie and fist-bumps him.

Raj: Nice job, Bowie! You won us the game!

Bowie: If it wasn't for you two, we would've definitely lost. Nice job to you too!

Raj: (blushing) Oh! Yeah right! Thanks!

(Duo Confessional: Raj and Wayne)

Raj: Wayner and I came to win. If the other team sucks this much then I can see us going all the way to the end!

Wayne: So right. Total fart faces.

Both chuckle at this insult.

(Confessionals: Off)

The remaining Gophers then swim back to shore.

Chris: Nice job, Screaming Gophers. Killer Bass. I'll see you tonight at the elimination ceremony.

(Confessionals: Chase and Emma)

Chase is covered with bruises and is holding his side in pain.

Chase: Those cabbages hurt, but on the beach, did you catch Emma ch-ch-checking me out?! Woo! I knew that we weren't over yet! She still loves me!

*static*

Emma: Before Zee was eliminated, I saw Chase holding his ribs in pain. (squeals) I hurt him! Me!

(Confessionals: Off)

Everyone then gets to their own devices except Heather. She grabs both Raj and Wayne's arms and holds them back.

Wayne: Woah! Heather! What's up?

Heather: I just want a quick word with you two. I have a plan to get me and two other people in the final three, and I chose you guys.

Wayne: Really?

Heather: You should know that this is a very big deal. I am placing my trust in you. And trust is a two-way street. (Raj nods) So you'll do everything I say then?

Wayne: Oh! What does that mean?

Raj: She's basically asking to be our coach, bro!

Wayne: Oh, sure, eh! We can do that!

Raj: Nice! We're so making it to the end now.

Heather then smirks as she knows her victory is assured. Now this would be the time to discuss who's getting voted off for the Bass, but later that afternoon, Eva is seen throwing things out of her cabin window. The Bass were hoping to get some sleep before the elimination ceremony, but Eva wasn't allowing it.

Eva: (screaming frantically) WHERE IS MY MP3 PLAYER?! One of you must've stolen it, I need my music! No one is going anywhere until I get my MP3 player back! (grunts)

Courtney: (hushed) Okay. Whoever took it better give it up now before she destroys the whole camp.

The Gophers are trying to sleep as well, but Eva is yelling too loud. Knowing full well why, Heather then walks to great the Bass.

Heather: Hey, guys! Wow, this place is a real mess.

Courtney: Someone stole Eva's MP3 player.

Heather: You don't mean this, do you?

Heather then presents the MP3 player. Eva sees it and all her anger melts away.

Heather: I was wondering who it belonged to. I found it by the campfire pit. You must've dropped it.

Eva: Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you!

Heather: Sure thing.

She smiles, shrugs, and leaves.

(Confessional: Heather)

Heather: Turn a team against their own members? Easiest trick in the book.

(Confessional: Off)

Eva: So... Sorry about that little... Misunderstanding. Guess no one stole it after all.

Everyone except Axel, Ripper (who aren't there) Duncan, and Zee glare at her.

Eva: Okay. Maybe I overreacted a little. (chuckles awkwardly)

Time skip to nighttime. No one has a smile on their face at the campfire ceremony. From left to right, Axel, Ripper, Chase, Scary Girl, and Duncan sit in the top row. Damien, Millie, Courtney, Zee, Eva, and Priya sit in the bottom row. Axel and Ripper are glaring at each other. Courtney is glaring at Eva. Priya and Duncan are glaring at Zee. Everyone else is just staring at Chris. Everyone is visibly tired.

Chris: Killer Bass, at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. Go into the voting booth. All you have to do is say the name of the person you want to vote for. Got it?

The Bass nod.

Chris: We're going in alphabetical order, so Axel is up first.

One by one the campers vote.

Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back... ever. The first marshmallow goes to... Duncan. Scary Girl. Millie. Priya.

The four catch their marshmallows with relieved smiles on their faces.

Chris: Damien. Courtney. Chase.

Damien and Courtney catch their marshmallows, but Chase doesn't due to him holding his ribs in pain.

Chris: Which leaves Axel, Eva, Zee, and Ripper… The four of you have at least one vote against you.

Ripper and Axel continue to glare.

Chris: Would you two lovebirds stop looking at each other so lovingly? Both of you are safe.

Both are shocked but catch their marshmallows. Ripper catches it with his mouth.

Chris: Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening.

Eva and Zee nervously look at the marshmallow and then at each other.

[dramatic music]

Chris: And it goes to…

Chris: Zee! Eva, the Dock of Shame awaits.

Eva: Nice. Really nice. Who needs this stupid TV show anyway?!

Eva then walks to the dock of shame, but not before kicking Chris's leg.

Chris: Oof! Owww! Have a good sleep tonight. You're all safe.

(Confessionals: Courtney and Heather)

Courtney: See, I told you. You can't act like a total raging psychopath and then expect people to just forgive you! No matter how tough and strong and fast you are, she's never gonna have a career if she doesn't get her act together.

*static*

Heather: So Eva was one of their strongest players. And now she's gone. I am so running this game.

(Confessionals: Off)

Courtney: Buh-bye, Eva!

Eva rips a thin branch off of a nearby tree and throws it at Courtney. Luckily she dodges in time.

Courtney: Touchy!

Eva then hops on the boat to who knows where.

Eva: I guess my temper got the better of me. Again. But whatever. They just lost their fiercest competitor; I hope they realize that!

Courtney: To The Killer Bass! And to not ending up here again next week.

The camera then cuts to outside the boys' side of the Gopher cabin. Owen then walks out with his eyes closed and… no clothes on…

(Confessional: Owen)

Owen: Did I mention that I ate the entire dish of baked beans and maple syrup? Funny thing about baked beans… They make me sleepwalk.

(Confessional: Off)

The sleepwalking Owen then walks off to have adventures of his own as the episode ends.


And that was chapter 3! I decided to combine two challenges. Don't get me wrong I love The Big Sleep. But I didn't think reading about how some people interact and then falling asleep would be that interesting. I do plan to have other Reboot challenges involved! And yeah, I know eliminating Eva 2nd is predictable, but I do assure you that the eliminations will be less predictable as time moves on!


Axel- Voted for Ripper

Chase- Voted for Eva

Courtney- Voted for Eva

Damien- Voted for Eva

Duncan- Voted for Zee

Eva- Voted for Zee

Zee- Voted for Eva

Scary Girl- Voted for Zee

Millie- Voted for Eva

Priya- Voted for Zee

Ripper- Voted for Axel

(5 Eva) (4 Zee) (1 Axel and Ripper)

Eliminated: Eva


Audition Tape: Eva

The audition opens with Eva as she's doing chin-ups.

Eva: Fifty-seven. Fifty-eight. Fifty-nine. Sixty! You see that? I'm the only girl in school who can do more than ten pull-ups. So whatever you can throw at me, I can handle it. Bring it-

Appropriately enough, someone throws a basketball at her.

Eva: Hey! You're dead, do you hear me?!

She then runs off-screen.

*static*

She then calmly walks back on screen.

Eva: So, if you want a really strong competitor who gets along with everyone, pick me! (to the camera person) You can edit this, right?

The camera shakes up and down, meaning "yes."

Eva: Awesome, thanks.


Reviews and predictions are encouraged! Hope you enjoyed it! :D