Kin'emon Disguised Secret Mission

Author's Notes: This Filter Fanfiction took place just before the Wano Arc of ONE PIECE anime. While on their journey to the Famous Island.

Disclaimer: ALL COPYRIGHT USES OF FANFICTION CHARACTERS ARE A TRADEMARK OF EIICHIRO ODA, TOEI ANIMATION & SHONAN JUMP MAGAZINE. NO OC WAS NEEDED.

Tonight, Kin'emon is on secret mission (In his owned mind of course) to try and help 'PROTECT' the women of The Straw Hat Crew from all kinds of evil creatures that're lurking in the night (In reality, his just trying to makeup an honourable cause for himself, just to pervertedly stare and play with the beautiful, big booby women of The Straw Hats). So now, his plans are now into fruition when everybody of the men were put to sleep after Kin put in some of his Ancient Wako Sleep Powder into their food plates when nobody was looking to make sure no one interrupts, not even his own adopted son Momo was spared either. Meaning he'll have fun with the girls tonight, much to his happiness.

*PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *DROOL *BLUSH "HAHAHA!... I can't wait... LOL" Kin said out loud as tonight will be special for him. Eventually, the promise time has now passed and all the male crewmen were now fast asleep, making him delighted that he can now have some fun with the girls now, but quietly changing his tone back when he said in his mind, *PREVY EXCITED FACE *DROOL *FACE TURN *DEFIANCE FACE "UGH!... NO NO NO, KIN... You need to focus on what you need to do... And that is to save to protect the women's dorm and the women inside from evil... THAT'S ALL!". And so, as the women get ready to go to bed, Kin uses his Devil Fruit Powers of Camouflage to sneak in without having them notice him, working out perfectly.

This evidently led to the girls to come out in their usual revealing outfits to bed now. Nami in her Light Blue Singlet that exposes her Large Breast for all to see and her Dark Blue Frilly Mini-skirt, along with wearing some Custom Designer Golden High Heel Shoes on her foot (same as the ones she wore in the ONE PIECE anime, after leaving Zou island); and Robin in her Black Mini-Dress with a Frill Outline at the bottom of her Dress with matching Black High-Heel Boots on her feet as well, along with her White Beanie and Sunglasses on top of her head (same as she ones she wore in the ONE PIECE anime during the Dressrosa Arc). Getting Kin even more excited about tonight's festivities, *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *DROOL *BLUSH "HEHEHE!... OH I CAN'T WAIT FOR TONIGHT!... HE HE HE! LOL".

Eventually, as soon as he went back and saw everyone of the male crew members were properly KO'd on the ground or by the table due to the sleeping drugs in their food. Kin'emon once again, moved to the women's dormitory in order to 'PROTECT' it. Meanwhile, Kin'emon also released a sexual exotic drug potion he saw on Zou Island and spread it in the air around the dorm, making both the hot, sexy & big busty women to go to sleep and act lecherously during their sleep too. *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *DROOL *BLUSH "HEHE!... HERE WE GO!... LOL" said Kin in his mind, who then jumps out of his disguise and walked over to where Nami and Robin are sleeping, ready to get started. *SPREAD NAMI'S LEGS *LOOKING UP NAMI'S SKIRT *PERVERTED SMILE *DROOL "HAHA!... HOW SEXY... LOL" *LICK NAMI'S LEGS *LICK NAMI'S LEGS *MOVING HEAD UP *SUCK NAMI'S CRUTCH *SUCK NAMI'S CRUTCH *LICK NAMI'S CRUTCH *GROPE NAMI'S BREAST *GROPE NAMI'S BREAST *GROPE NAMI'S BREAST, said Kin'emon as he starts to violate Nami. Making her moan in the process, *MOAN *MOAN *MOAN "AH!... YAHH AHHH! LOL".

But then he noticed that Robin was getting sexual arouse by the noises as well, creating a smile on his face too, as he says to her, *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *DROOL *BLUSH "HE HE HE... WHAT'S WRONG, BABY... GETTING JEALOUS... (*MOVE OVER *LAY ON TOP OF ROBIN *LEAN IN) DON'T WORRY, BABE... Let your big daddy confit you... (*LICK ROBIN'S BREAST *LICK ROBIN'S BREAST *GROPE ROBIN'S BREAST *GROPE ROBIN'S BREAST) AHHHHH! TASTY! LOL" said Kin'emon as he violates Robin now too. *MOAN *MOAN *MOAN "Ah... AHHHH!" moaned out Robin in seduction.

But Kin, not to be able to go back-an-forth inbetween the 2 sexy, big busty girls all the time decided to move Robin over from her bed to Nami's, making it easier for him to with them both together. *CARRY DAMSEL IN ARMS *GROPE *GRAB BUTT *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *BLUSH *DROOL "Hahaha... SO AWESOME!... (*LOOKING DOWN TO ROBIN *PERVERTED SMILE *DROOL *BLUSH) SO... SEXY!" Kin said as he carries Robin over to Nami. Having Robin to moan out again, *MOAN *MOOOAN "Hah!... AHHHH!".

And so, when he places her next to Nami, he decided to lock their arms together with a cuff and chain them to the bed in order for them not to runaway from him and his perverse nature, much to Kin'emon's pervy happiness. *CUFF ARMS TOGETHER *CUFF ARMS TO BED *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *DROOL "Hehehe... (*STOOD UP *PERVERSE SMILE & LAUGH *DROOL *FINGERS SIGNALLING GROPING) NOW WE'RE READY!... FOR ROUND 2... HEHE..." Kin said out loud to them both. Eventually leading him start sexually harassing the 2 of them even harder now. *GROPE ROBIN'S BREAST *GROPE ROBIN'S BREAST *GROPE ROBIN'S BREAST *GROPE & LICK NAMI'S BREAST *GROPE & LICK NAMI'S BREAST *GROPE & LICK NAMI'S BREAST *GROPE & LICK NAMI'S BREAST *KISS ROBIN'S NECK *KISS ROBIN'S NECK *LICK ROBIN'S NECK *LICK ROBIN'S NECK & CHEEK *GRAB NAMI'S CRUTCH *GRAB NAMI'S CRUTCH *GRAB NAMI'S CRUTCH *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH "HEHE... 2 naughty girls that like being played with... THAT'S SUPER!... SEEEEEEXY... LOL" *LICK NAMI'S NECK *LICK NAMI'S NECK *LICK NAMI'S NECK & CHEEK *GRAB ROBIN'S CRUTCH *GRAB ROBIN'S CRUTCH *GRAB ROBIN'S CRUUUUUTCH, said Kin'emon as his love for busty women goes to the next level now. That in turn, makes both Nami and Robin to moan and groan out in synchro unity with pleasure, *FEELING GOOD EXOTICALLY *MOAN *MOOOAN *GROOOOOOOAN "YAH!... FHAAAA AHHHHH!... AH!-AHHHHH!... NGA! AHHHHH!... A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!".

Once Kin'emon was done, he saw his handwork of both Nami and Robin panting and moaning in their sleep after being his sextoy for him to play with. *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *DROOL *WIPING DROOL OFF FACE "Hehehe... OH MAN!... WAS 'PROTECTION DETAIL' AWESOME TONIGHT... I'M SUPER HAPPY, HAHA!" he said in his mind, while once again being turned on by the 2 of them after seeing and hearing their state of mind. *PANT *PANT *MOAN "Huh!... HUH!... Ah!..." said both Nami and Robin in perfect sync. *EYES CLOSE *PERVERTED SMILE & LAUGH *DROOL *BLUSH "HEHE!... Maybe it's time for a round 2 now... I'M GONNA ENJOY PLAYING WITH THE 2 OF YOU... ALL NIGHT LONG!" said Kin as he was ready to play with them for a 2nd time.

Unfortunately for him, he hears a sound coming from outside that said out loud before attacking Kin'emon with a barrage of punches and kicks to his face and body, knocking him unconscious. *LOUD MALE VOICE "GUM GUM SUPER FLOWER BARRAGE!" said the voice, which turned out to being The Straw Hats Captain and the 5th Emperor of the Sea, Monkey D. Luffy as he attacks Kin'emon while still asleep from the drugs that Kin put into the food before. Orchestrating Kin'emon to be knocked out cold to the ground by the attack in the process. Making him cry and say, *KNOCKED OUT *TEARS "OH WHY MEEEEE?!".

The next day, Nami ran outside and started yelling with a neutral looking Robin who soon followed. *RAN OUTSIDE *ANGRY FACE "OKAAAAY!... WHICH 1 OF YOU PERVERTS SEXUALLY HARASSED US LAST TIME!" Nami said out loud. Much to the shock of everyone there, *ANGRY FACE *FIST CLUTCH "SAAAANJI, BROOOOK, FRAAAANKY OR WAS IT YOU USOPP!... I KNOW ONE OF YOU GUYS DID IT!". This made both Sanji and Brook to turn on each other, all the while Franky was trying to deny everything that she said, and for Usopp to tremble in fear. *ANGRY FACE *BLAME 1 MAN *GRABBED SHIRT "SOOOOO!... YOU FINALLY DID IT, HUH!... YOU SKELETON PERVERT!" said Sanji to Brook, *ANGRY FACE *BLAME THE OTHER *GRABBED SHIRT "HUH!... I COOOOOOOULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU!... YOU FILTHY CHEF PERVERT!..." Brook said to Sanji back, *MAKING AN SERIOUS EXCUSE *WAVING HANDS AROUND "NO NO NO!... I was busy doing maintenance to the ship's engines and stealth drive last time, I didn't do it... I SWEAR" said Franky, *TEMBLING IN FEAR *TEARS "EEEEK!... OH MAN, NAMI SURE IS SCARY WHEN SHE'S ANGRY..." said Usopp in his mind from seeing Nami's angry temper tantrums again.

But then, Nami realised that none of these men would of done it, then turning her attention to the real culprit with an even angrier look on her face. *ANGRY FACE *FIST CLUTCH *MARCHING OVER "UGH!... I knew letting that pervy samurai wannabe on our ship was a bad idea... AND IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT!..." said Nami in her head as she then marches over to where Kin is to have a little 'TALK' with him. *ANGRY FACE *OPEN DOOR *FIST CLUTCH "Listen here, YOU PERVY SAMUR-?!... WHA-?!..." said Nami as she was prepared to lecture Kin'emon on what he was doing, when she looked down and saw a badly beaten down Kin on one side of the room and a sleeping Luffy on the other. Eventually leading to Robin to come along to where Nami is and says with a smile, *SEDUCTIVE SMILE *BLUSH "I GUESS WE KNOW WHO SAVED US LAST NIGHT... LOL". Making Nami blush a little and to say back to her, *BLUSH *AWKWARD LOOK "Y-YEAH...". This led to Robin to close her eyes, nodded her head and smiled with delight on her face as she took her leave. All the while, as Nami once again looked at Luffy, along with going over to him and smiled at him, showing her appreciation to him too. *WALKING UP TO LUFFY *LEAN TO THE GROUND *SMILE FACE "THANK YOU... LOL" *KISS ON CHEEK, said Nami to Luffy in order to show her appreciation and love of him with a kiss, much to Luffy's unawareness to the situation, as he was still unconsciously asleep from eating the largest amount of sleeping drugs in the process, counting on how much food he ate that night, and so he didn't hear any of what Nami just said as she walks away with a smile on her face. Making Kin'emon feel even more unhappy about the situation he's in now, *BEATEN UP *TEARS "UGH!... WHY DOES THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME... DAMN IT!".

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