At an attempt to free the souls under contract by the Three Vees, Charlie and her friends ventured to their tower, which apparently could fly now.
Don't ask.
She met with Valentino and the two engaged in a fight. The battle ended with Charlie winding up shooting Valentino in the crotch. While thriving in pain, Valentino backed up a bit too much and wound up hitting his head against the Tower's self-destruct button.
"Thank for pressing the self-destruct button." An automated voice spoke. "The Tower will explode in exactly 3 minutes."
"GARRGH! YOU STUPID BITCH!" Val roared while he was trying to get off the floor.
"See ya!" Charlie said happily as she ran out of there.
Meanwhile, at the main lounge, everyone was panicking at the sound of the alarm. Especially Vox and Velvette, who weren't sure what to think about the situation.
"What's going on?!" Velvette asked. "Where the hell are we? Paris?!"
"Thank for pressing the self-destruct button." An automated voice spoke again. "The Tower will explode in exactly 2 minutes and 45 seconds."
"I knew I shouldn't have installed that thing." Vox said, panicking.
That made the female Vee panicked as she faced Vox. "You gotta stop it! Is there anyway to stop it?!"
Vox shook his head "I can't! It's irreversible!"
"Just like those damn raincoats!" Velvette said in shock.
Then Vox grabbed a mic and spoke through it.
"Attention! This is Vox in forward command! Abandon ship! Abandon ship!"
All of their minions and contracted dems were in a panic and started running like crazy, some of them carrying random stuff with them. "All personnel, proceed to escape pods! Close down the studio! Evacuate the tower! The self-destruct mechanism has been activated! Abandon ship!"
Strippers, pornstars, bandmates, and thugs were pushing through the crowds, some bumping into each other while trying to escape. Others leaped over things, carrying some goods with them as they made for the escape pods.
Velvette grabs Vox. "Vox! Vox, You've got to help me! I don't know what to do! I can't make decisions! I'M THE FASHIONIST!"
"This is your 2-minute warning. This Tower will self-destruct in exactly 2 minutes."
"Launch all escape pods as soon as they are filled!" Vox called out. However, he and Velvette were not doing so well in getting escape pods themselves.
Meanwhile, Angel Dust, Husk, Alastor, Niffty and Vaggie were waiting in the Flying Limo (yes, they have a flying limo) for Charlie. "What's happening? Where is she?" the Fallen Angel asked.
THREE VEES! Watch out!
Right on time, Charlie runs and climbs back into the car.
"WHERE IS SHE?!" Vaggie yelled.
"Here!" Charlie said as she jumped onto the driver seat. "We got a minute and 40 before the end of the world! Hang on!"
THREE VEES!
Two of Valentino's Henchmen rush in and start shooting at the Limo. "Wait! Take us with you!" one of them said.
"Full throttle!" Charlie said.
"Full throttle!" Angel Dust repeated.
"Go to Hyper Jets!"
"Going to Hyper Jets!"
The Limo took off, forcing the two henchmen to retreat and find another way out. Meanwhile, the Vees were still not having much luck in finding an unoccupied escape pod.
If you're living very sinful and you haven't got a care
Velvette stops in front of a pod in which a pizza delivery guy is seated. "Hey, get outta there! Where do you think YOU'RE going?!"
"Pizza to go!" The pizza delivery guy laughs as his escape pod launches.
Yeah, you're gonna be in trouble 'cause they're gonna make you scared
Vox finds another escape pod being boarded by a drummer. He walks up to the drummer, but gets bonked in the screen as the door closes and the pod launches.
You better run, you better scream
They'll fill your lives with misery
Cuz they're the THREE VEES! Watch out!
Yeah, they're the Three Vees!
A Demonic Bear that Velvette was gonna use the fur of was looking for an escape pod himself as he climbed up the steps.
Valentino manages to find his personal escape pod with the doorway in the shape of his hat, with a plaque reading "Reserved for Valentino", but he saw a circus performer is getting in. "Hey, that's MY escape pod! Who are you?"
"I'm the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks?" The bearded lady shoves Valentino away as she gets in and leaves.
"Hey! Wait, come back! That's my pod! NO!" Valentino said as he looked through the window, angry as his personal escape pod launched. "Come back, you fat bearded bitch!"
As all but one pod had already gone and left, the three failed to notice as the bears entered the last remaining escape pod.
Velvette turns to Vox and Valentino. "One pod left, and the three of us, and I'm the most likable. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it!"
"WHAT?!" said the two, shocked by Velvette leaving them.
"Goodbye, bitches!" Velvette said as she entered the pod and sat on the bear, attempting to attach his arms together like a seatbelt, not noticing the animal, who very much recognized her. "What the hell's the matter with this seatbelt?!"
She heard angry growling behind her and turned to see the bear. Terrified, she screams before jumping out of the pod while the bear laughs and waves goodbye right before the final escape pod launches. That was it. The Three Vees were the only ones left without an escape pod.
THREE VEES!
"This Tower will literally self-destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button."
Velvette realized they had a chance to stop the explosion. "We have a cancellation button?! HURRY!"
THREE VEES! Watch out!
They all slide down the stairs to the bridge. They manage to reach the main control panel. Valentino searches in panic. "Where is it? Where is it?" he asked.
"It's gotta be here!" Vox said.
Fortunately, they opened the compartment and found the cancellation button just in time. Unfortunately, there was an Out of Order sign right next to it, losing their only chance to save the Tower and their lives.
"Out of order?!" Valentino said in anger. "FUCK! Even in Hell, nothing works!"
"This ship will seriously self-destruct in exactly exactly 10 seconds."
There was nothing left for them to do except huddle together in terror and whimper. "Oh, shit!" said Val.
Counting down. 10, (Charlie: We're gonna make it.) 9, 8, 6…
Velvette realized the countdown error. "SIX?! What happened to the 7?!" he asked in both terror and confusion.
"Just kidding! Ha, ha, ha!"
All three growl in annoyance at the Tower's intercom as it laughed.
The Limo is almost out of the Tower. "There's the other end! Faster!" Vaggie said as she pointed to the exit.
"7, 6, (Charlie: We're gonna make it, come on.) 5, (Angel: Hang on tight!) 4," Val and the other two morons mouth the last few numbers. "3, 2, 1. Have a nice day!"
"Thank you." Vox, Velvette and Valentino said as they scrunch themselves even more.
The Limo escaped at the last moment, right before-
(BOOM! )
The Vees Tower blew up in one massive, spectacular explosion. Burning soul contracts can be seen flying and turning to ash as the Limo flew by
They all cheer. "We did it!" Vaggie said as she hugged Charlie.
"We ALL did it." Charlie said to her friends.
"Nah, this one was all you, Charles." Angel Dust remarked happily.
Alastor then butted in, saying "That was the best entertainment I have ever seen! Now, who's up for Jambalaya?
Scraps of the Tower were sent flying throughout all directions with Valentino, Vox, and Velvette screaming from inside the still intact top of the tower…
Happy Ending!
