Six Year Old Girl's iCarly Marathon Ban

by cartoonman412

Babe and Kenzie talk about watching an iCarly Marathon on DVD this evening. and Chloe's tempted to watch it without them noticing her. but Brian and Beth tell her that she's way too young to watch it. 'cause it's a show for thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen and seventeen year old girls, due to foot fetish jokes, gross-out humor and insensitive jokes towards the homeless.

(The episode opens with Babe and Kenzie walking around in the Sugar Hill Junior High School hallways.)

Babe: "Hey, Kenzie. you excited for that iCarly marathon on DVD tomorrow evening?"

Kenzie: "I sure am, Babe. I can hardly wait to watch those seasons one, two, three, four, five and six episodes."

Babe: "Yeah, especially that one episode titled iHatch Chicks."

(Hudson and Triple G stand nearby, eavesdropping.)

Hudson: "what do you think they're talking about?"

Triple G: "they're talkin' about watchin' an iCarly marathon."

(the entire scene fades to a black screen.)

Female Singers (off screen): Now let me see

this club go off

Female Singers (off screen (continued): when I step for the mic

Female Singers (off screen): 'cause Game Shakers in the spot

Female Singers (off screen) (continued): and it's poppin' tonight

Female Singers (off screen): you know the whole squad's filthy

Female Singers (off screen) (continued): now we pay for it up

Female Singers (off screen): so when you hear that beat bang

Female Singers (off screen) (continued): you better drop dat what

drop dat

Female Singers (off screen): let the bass play it low

drop dat'

Female Singers (off screen): and make the whole club go

drop Dat

Female Singers (off screen) (continued): 'cause I can't get enough

I'm singin' drop dat

Female Singers (off screen): now you'd better pick it up

drop Dat

(later that afternoon, Chloe, Brian and Beth are in the kitchen and dining room having honey cream tea and cookies with one another.)

Chloe: "so I've heard about this iCarly marathon, Mother and Daddy. and I'm really hoping Babe and Kenzie don't even mind having me watch it along with them."

Brian: "we don't even mean you, Chloe."

Beth: "we've had a conversation with your sister and godsister this morning."

Brian: "and iCarly doesn't even sound like the type of show little six going on seven year old girls like you should be watching."

Beth: "'cause it's a show for thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen and seventeen year old girls."

Brian: "due to foot fetish jokes, gross-out humor and insensitive jokes towards the homeless that we're both trying real super hard to protect you from seeing."

Chloe: " you guys say so."

Beth: "oh, Chloe sweetie cakes."

Brian: "we're only just doing this 'cause we really love you and Babe more than anything."

Beth: "and we don't even want you to impersonate that type of behavior."

Chloe: "tell that to my mind controlled sister and godsister."

(later on, everybody's now asleep in their separate bedrooms in their separate beds. and the next morning in the Gottfried-Liotta Memorial Shopping Mall, Babe, Kenzie, Hudson and Triple G are speaking with one another about the iCarly marathon that Babe and Kenzie are gonna begin watching this evening.)

Babe: "so apparently. the season one DVD includes the following episodes: iPilot, iWant More Viewers, iDream of Dance, iLike Jake, iWanna stay with Spencer, iNevel, iScream on Halloween, iSpy a Mean Teacher, iWill Date Freddie, iWant a World Record, irue the Day, iPromise not to Tell, iAm your Biggest Fan, iHeart Art, iHate Sam's Boyfriend, iHatch Chicks, iDon't Wanna Fight, iPromote Techfoots, iGot Detention, iStakeout, iMight Switch Schools, iFence, iCarly Saves TV, iWin a Date and iHave a Lovesick Teacher."

Kenzie: "the season two DVD includes iSaw Him First, iStage an Intervention, iOwe You, iHurt Lewbert, iGo to Japan, which of course was the original classic iCarly television motion picture, then of course there's iPie, iChristmas, iKiss, iGive Away a Car, iRocked the Vote, iMeet Fred, iLook Alike, iWant my Website Back, iMake Sam Girlier, iGo Nuclear, iDate a Bad Boy, iReunite with Missy, iTake on Dingo, iMust Have Locker Two Three Nine, iTwins and iFight Shelby Marx."

Babe: "the season three DVD includes iThink they Kissed, iCook, iSpeed Date, iCarly Awards, iHave my Principals, iFind Lewbert's Lost Love, iMove Out, iQuit iCarly, iSaved your Life, iWas a Pageant Girl, iEnrage Gibby, iSpace Out, iFix a Pop Star, iBloop, iWon't Cancel the Show, iBelieve in Bigfoot, iPsycho and iBeat the Heat."

Kenzie: "but wait!"

Babe: "there's also seasons four, five and six."

Kenzie: "season four includes iGot a Hot Room, iSam's Mom, iGet Pranky, iSell Penny Tees, iDo, iStart a Fan War, iHire an Idiot, iPity the Nevel, iOMG and the crossover episode: iParty with Victorious."

Babe: "season five includes iLost my Mind, iDate Sam and Freddie, iCan't Take It, iLove You, iQ, iBloop Two: Electric Bloopalo, iStill Psycho, iBalls, iMeet the First Lady and iToe Fat Cakes."

Kenzie: "and last but not least. season six includes iApril Fools, iGo One Direction, iOpen a Restaurant, iHalfoween, iPear Store, iBattle Chip, iShock America, iGet Banned, iFind Spencer Friends, iRescue Carly, iLost my Head in Vegas, iBust a Thief and iGoodbye."

Hudson: "okay. so it's a deal."

Triple G: "good luck on your iCarly marathon."

(meanwhile at home in Chloe's bedroom, Chloe's finding some ways to sneak into the living room to watch an iCarly marathon without Babe and Kenzie noticing that she's gonna be down there with them.)

Chloe: "I don't even care what Mother and Daddy say to me. I will watch that iCarly marathon this evening."

(Chloe walks around downstairs. but she's spotted by Brian and Beth. who both got stern looks on their faces.)

Brian: "hold it there, young lady."

Beth: "you're not even getting away with it that easy."

Chloe: "we'll see about that."

Babe (noticing Chloe, before going to the living room with Kenzie): "that doesn't even sound like the Chloe we all know and love."

Kenzie: "we're betting she might do something real super sneaky."

(later that evening, Babe and Kenzie are now watching seasons one, two three, four five and six of an iCarly marathon. but they don't even notice that Chloe had snuck in there, sitting behind the armchair.)

Freddie: "would you guys just quit fighting and make up already?"

Carly: "sure. as soon as Sam apologizes."

Sam: "I've got nothing to apologize for."

Carly: "and neither do I."

Babe: "oh my gosh. that's real super hilarious."

Kenzie: "we even remember those episodes."

(seasons one, two, three, four five and six episodes later on...)

Chloe: "wow! that show was real super thrilling but...(she notices Brian and Beth with angry and stern looks on their faces standing by.) hilarious?"

Brian: "by golly! we can't even believe what we're seeing here."

Beth: "Chloe Amelia Carano! you're gonna sit in the kitchen and dining room with both of us for a fifteen minute timeout."

Chloe: "spaghetti taco Saturday?"

Kenzie (checking her smartphone): "oh my gosh. take a look at the time. I should be going back home now."

Babe: "okay. bye now, Kenzie. I'll see you in school on Monday morning and afternoon."

(later on, after Kenzie had made her leave, Babe, Chloe, Brian and Beth (with Barret in his high chair) are in the kitchen and dining room.)

Brian: "we're real super angry, upset and disappointed with you, Chloe. not only that you disobeyed us."

Beth: "but you should really know that it's part of our job to make what's real super best for you."

Brian: "and you've made it real super hard by doing real super sneaky things."

Chloe: "oh, Mother and Daddy. Babe and Kenzie watched that iCarly marathon. I was the only one who didn't. and it made me feel out of it. like I wasn't even part of their club."

Beth: "Chloe? there are far more important things in life than being part of a club. like your father, sister, baby brother and I being able to trust you."

Brian: "and to make things a bit stronger, young lady, you're grounded for another week."

Beth: "with no after lunch and dinner dessert meals, no rainbow sparkle unicorn collection, no television and no going anyplace."

Chloe: "am I still allowed to go to school and church?"

Brian: "yes, Chloe."

Beth: "of course you are."

Babe: "see, Chloe? sometimes you need to wait 'til you're a bit older to do certain things."

(Chloe goes back upstairs to her bedroom. and later that evening, they're all asleep in their separate beds and crib in their separate bedrooms again. then the next morning in Chloe's bedroom, Babe comes in to check on how Chloe's doing.)

Chloe: "Babe. I'm terribly sorry I snuck in there to watch that iCarly marathon with you and Kenzie. I didn't even mean it. but now I've missed watching a Bubble Guppies marathon. so now Mother and Daddy said to me before that I can't even watch television nor go anyplace for another week."

Babe: "well, Chloe? at least you've learned a real super good lesson about this."

Brian: "well now. that's more like it."

Beth: "Chloe's finally made her promise not to watch marathons of shows that aren't even suitable for her age."

Brian: "oh good."

Babe: "we don't ever want her to go through being grounded for another week again."

(the episode fades to a black screen.)