DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hazbin Hotel
6 months, that's what was on the mind of every resident of Hell. Charlie was pacing in the hotel lobby, wondering what to do.
"Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!" Charlie was trying to remain calm, but it wasn't working, she was clearly worried. "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just HANDLE IT, RIGHT?!"
"Yes, we will." said Vaggie calming down.
"Vaggie's right, Charlie, once the hotel is able to show that sinners are capable of rehabilitation, there's no way Heaven will want to continue the exterminations." said Vynn, sitting on the couch next to Angel.
"Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now…" said Angel, scrolling through his phone, looking through several threatening messages from his boss, Valentino. "Ain't no silver lining this time toots."
"Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!"
"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District."
Angel showed Charlie the news on his phone, when he got another message from Val about a show.
"Err, what is a Donkey Show?" asked Charlie
"Something tells me you don't wanna know." said Vynn
Angel panicked and took his phone back.
"Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit."
"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" suggested Vaggie
Charlie gasped at the idea.
"This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!"
"Love the enthusiasm, Charlie, but is it really a good idea to go out while people are setting the streets, and each other, on fire?" asked Vynn
"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep."
"I did."
"Well, you're a special case, you have someone in Heaven you want to reunite with, these other people…" said Vaggie
Vaggie was interrupted by an explosion that took out a wall of the hotel.
"What the fuck?" asked Vynn
Vynn ran to the hole and saw Sir Pentious' new zeppelin.
"Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face…"
Pentious stopped when he saw Vynn come out of the hole.
"Who are you? And where's Alastor?"
Vynn scowled and pointed upwards to the balcony where Alastor was enjoying a drink.
"Oh there you are…Face my wrath!"
"I'm sorry, who are you?"
"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss! Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!"
Alastor dissolved into black mist and materialized on the ground next to Vynn, Charlie, Vaggie and the others.
"Ooh you tell 'em boss." said one of Pentious' eggs
Niffty appeared on Alastor's shoulder, clearly impressed by the appearance of the snake.
"Ooooooh, he's a bad boy."
"Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." said Alastor as he picked up Niffty and set her down on the ground
"I attacked you literally last week. We've done battle, like... 20 times."
"Well, you must have been really bad at this." said Alastor, earning a snort from Vynn
"Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal."
"Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?"
"Oh, nobody important." said Alastor
Meanwhile, at the Vees' headquarters, people gathered around to see the advertisements for a spy drone developed by VoxTek.
"New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbours has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!"
People stormed inside to buy the drones. Around Hell, more people consumed the entertainment provided by VoxTek.
"This week's episode of 'Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?' is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!"
Electricity coursed as Vox, the TV headed leader of the Vees, stood up and laughed at the public's consumerism.
"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!"
A clown horn ringtone signified a call from Velvette. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio.
"Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?"
"Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!"
"Whatever could be the problem, my dear?"
"Your little boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to pull together a show and…"
In the background, several of Vel's workers ran in fear as Valentino was heard spewing profanities.
"Just get your ass here, NOW!...DAMN IT, VALENTINO!"
Velvette hung up and Vox's smile disappeared.
"Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life."
Vox stood on an elevator and was taken to the main lobby of the building, where reporters were waiting for him.
"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?"
"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety."
Vox used his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers, when he was approached by one of his employees.
"Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?"
"Thirty seconds ago. Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs."
He then morphed his body into electricity and generated itself into the security camera on the wall. Up in Velvette's studio, the staff cleaned everything up as she looked at four designers holding up dresses to show her.
"Ugh, no. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!" said Velvette, just as Vox arrived.
"Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?"
"Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!"
"And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?"
"Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together!"
"You know, you seem pretty stressed, maybe you should give your little boy-toy a call."
Vox had actually been interested in meeting Velvette's friend. A younger sinner who she liked to call upon during exterminations for some company. He seemed to be the only person in all of Hell that Velvette actually liked, and that was including himself and Valentino.
"Fuck off, like I'd ever have Vynn in the same building as that Valentine's Day pimp pervert, besides, I have my show to work on! MELISSA! GET OVER HERE!"
Melissa nervously ran onto the platform. Velvette used her powers to swipe her hand and change Melissa's outfit until she saw one she liked, a purple top with hearts and ripped jeans, a purple dress with a blue boa and knee high boots, a white top with a black skirt and a red jacket, a red cocktail dress with black thigh high boots.
"No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww…"
Velvette gasped when she saw the red and black dress, looking like something from Alice in Wonderland.
"Yes! That's the one."
"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here."
"Of course, I do! Fuck you! Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!"
Vox headed up to Valentino's tower, where the door was opened by 2 moth demons. Once Vox entered, he found Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val noticed Vox, he sat up with fury in his eyes.
"Fucking FINALLY! Kitty! Another drink!"
The Robo-Fizz assistant nodded and got Val a drink.
"Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!"
Out of anger, Val threw his drink at Vox, who stepped out of the way, causing the glass to smash against the wall.
"Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" asked Vox, but he didn't need to ask, whenever Val got this upset, it was always the same story.
"Fucking Angel Dust! Who the hell else would I be talking about?! That fucking SLUT walked out on me! ME! I fucking made him! Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes."
Vox was listening to about half of what Valentino was ranting on about. He took out his phone.
"Oh! Angel quit?"
There was hope in Vox's voice, Angel always found some way to bring out the worst in Valentino, maybe without that spider freak, Val wouldn't cause so many headaches for Vox and Velvette.
"NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! He MOVED!"
Valentino grabbed Vox's phone and threw it at the wall, smashing it to pieces.
"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!"
"Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter?"
Vox then remembered, Lucifer's daughter was trying out that redemption hotel idea, he also remembered that Angel was their first resident, before being caught in that turf war. Val went to search his closet full of weapons.
"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and…"
Val's personality suddenly took a 180 when he turned to show 2 guns, a pink and zebra print revolver, and a brass semi-pistol.
"Which of these makes me look sexier?"
Vox knew he couldn't let this happen, Val going to that hotel, run by the third most powerful being in the nine circles, even if she was an idiot, could only end badly.
"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." said Vox, using his hypnotic eye to try to persuade Val to not do something stupid.
"That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!"
Vox grabbed Valentino and looked him in the eye.
"VAL…Hehe. Think about it. Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?"
"Um...fuck it up?"
"Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?"
"No!"
"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should…"
"Do nothing?"
"Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the big bucks."
"Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone."
"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." said Vox, walking to the nearby TV screens.
"Ohh, you know me too well. Ya know...Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the devil's princesa."
"Oh? Who else is there? Someone who owes you money?"
"Hehehe, someone who owes us much more than money...the Radio Demon is there."
Upon hearing those words, electricity coursed through Vox's head, and he scratched the desk so hard it left scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino.
"What did you just say?"
"You heard me."
"Alastor...came back...and he is with Lucifer's daughter, and that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!" asked a furious Vox, grabbing Val by the collar.
"Hey! Killing Alastor is your kink." said Val, freeing himself from Vox's grip and showing the footage of the hotel to Vox.
At the hotel, Alastor was using his powers to attack Sir Pentious' zeppelin, laughing maniacally.
"Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!" Pentious begged for mercy.
"Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough." said Charlie
"Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." said Angel
Sir Pentious fell from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground.
"Thanks for another forgettable experience."
"Thank you... for letting your guard down!"
Using his tail, Pentious ripped off a piece of Alastor's jacket.
"Aha! Yah! Oh, shit…"
A green explosion sent Pentious flying across Pentagram City.
"Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums." said Alastor
"Wait, you're leaving?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job." said Vaggie
"We need a wall." said Angel, gesturing to the hole in the wall.
"Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!"
With a snap of his fingers, Alastor summoned a group of ink monsters with construction tools. Angel showed a particular interest in one of the more muscular ones.
"Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant...tool."
Back at Vee Tower.
"See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Though, that blue skinned guy with them looks pretty cute, he'd make quite the star, don't you think, Vox? VOX!" said Valentino
Vox wasn't listening, he only watched Alastor walking away from the hotel.
"That FUCKER is back!"
"Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too."
"It's been seven years!"
"You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?" said Val, pinching Vox's cheek.
"Uh, FUCK YOU."
"Just saying."
"Things have changed a lot since he left town!"
"That's for sure."
"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!"
Vox returned to his studio, walking to his chair.
Welcome home!
I'm gonna make you wish
That you'd stayed gone!
Say hello
To a new status quo!
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn,
Turn the TV on!
"Camera, speed. Rolling in 3, 2…" said the director
"Welcome to the show."
Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
After a seven year absence,
Did anybody miss him?
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program!
So, the Radio Demon is back in town,
Why's he hangin' around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news,
He's a loser, a fossil,
And, I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel!
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible.
Stop giving him the time of day,
Don't listen to a word he'd say.
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away!
As the citizens of Hell watched Vox's broadcast, Alastor stepped out of the tailor and decided to send a message, to Vox, to the other Vees, to everyone!
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit?!
Meanwhile, Alastor started his latest radio broadcast for all of Hell to hear.
Salutations! Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice!
"What a dated voice!"
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
"Come on!"
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
"Ignore his chirping!"
Every day, he's got a new format
You're looking at the future!
He's the shit that comes before that!
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees.
From Vee Tower, Valentino and Velvette couldn't help but smile at Alastor's remark.
"Oh, please!"
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
"Hold on!"
I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea!
"You old-timey prick! I'll show you suf-ffering!" said Vox, while his TV screen face kept glitching.
"Uh oh, the TV is buffering"
"I'll destroy yoo-o-u-u, you little…"
Vox's anger caused a short circuit, sending Pentagram City into a complete blackout, with the exception of Alastor's radio tower.
"I'm afraid you've lost your signal."
Let's begin...
I'm gonna make you wish
That I'd stayed gone
Tune on in
When I'm done
Your status quo
Will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun! Hahaha!
"FUUUCK!"
Back at the hotel, Alastor returned and was greeted by Vynn, holding a candle.
"Where is everyone?" asked Alastor
"Charlie and Vaggie are out trying to find new recruits for the hotel, everyone else is working on getting the lights back on, we all heard your little broadcast."
"Oh, well I should thank you, Vynn, your little slang words you've used since you got here, really helped me in thinking of ways to get under that Clout Chaser's skin. I've also been meaning to thank you for introducing me to podcasts, the final proof I've needed to prove that radio is NOT dead!"
"No problem, Alastor, but I wanted to tell you, I know you're up to something, one of the most dangerous overlords in Hell returns after a seven year absence to assist the princess of Hell, daughter of Lucifer. You say it's for your entertainment, but I know there's more to your story."
Alastor approached Vynn, with each step, Alastor slowly morphed more and more into his full demon form.
"Tread carefully, little wolf, as you say, I'm one of Hell's most dangerous overlords, and you're a nobody with an overactive libido, it would be wise to not get on my bad side."
Vynn didn't move, he only smirked at Alastor.
"You don't scare me, I know you won't do anything to me."
"Oh, and why is that?"
"Because what would Charlie think?"
Alastor cocked his head and reverted to his normal form as the lights flickered back on.
"Oh, the power's back, well, good talk Smiles." said Vynn, walking away and taking out a handheld game.
Meanwhile, back at Vee Tower, the Vees were having a meeting to discuss Alastor.
"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak!" said Vox
"Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?" asked Velvette
"Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave." suggested Valentino
"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?"
"That lanky prick won't even return my calls. Hm, Velvette, what about your little novio?" said Valentino, earning a middle finger from Velvette.
"Fuck off, wanker, we don't have that kind of relationship, we don't ask favours of each other."
"We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." said Vox
"Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" said Velvette
"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?"
"I think, I have... JUST the one."
Back at the hotel, Vynn and Angel were sitting in the parlour when Charlie and Vaggie returned. An exhausted Charlie collapsed on the couch.
"Soooo? How'd it go?" asked Angel
"Not a single new recruit." said Vaggie, with a sigh
"Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?"
A knock at the door caught Vaggie's attention and she went to answer, surprised to see Sir Pentious.
"Why, hello, my dear…"
Pentious was cut off when Vaggie gave him a hard punch to the face. She pointed her spear at him and he put on his top hat and raised his hands in surrender.
"Wait, wait. I come in peace."
"What are you doing here?" asked Vaggie
"Vaggie, what's the problem?" asked Charlie, who appeared behind Vaggie, gasping when she saw Pentious. "Oh! Hello again."
"I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh…I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?"
Charlie gasped in joy as she took Pentious' hands.
"You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our…"
"Are you fuckin' nuts?" asked Angel, who appeared in the door. "This chump was trying to kill us literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?"
"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery…slippery…special little man?"
"Sorry Charlie, I'm with Angel on this one, kinda hard to trust a guy can be redeemed when earlier that same day, you found yourself staring down the barrel of his airship death ray." said Vynn
"C'mon Vynn, I thought you believed in what we're here for?"
"I do, but it seems too suspicious that he decided to change his ways in the time it takes me to…"
"Uh, we do not need to know the end of that sentence." said Vaggie
"Vaggie, you believe that everyone deserves a second chance, right?" asked Charlie, giving her girlfriend puppy dog eyes.
"I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine…" said Vaggie, bringing a smile to Sir Pentious' face, which disappeared when Vaggie finished her statement. "...Or even WITH the war machine."
Charlie was so happy, she picked her girlfriend up in a spinning hug.
"Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"
Charlie led Pentious into the hotel.
"Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this."
Vynn and Angel shared a look.
"$20 says he doesn't last a week." said Angel
"I'll take that bet." said Vynn, sharing a handshake with Angel.
Charlie decided to show Pentious around the hotel.
"So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the…"
"Babe, you don't have to show him every detail." said Vaggie, taking Charlie's hand to calm her down.
"Sorry, I'm just so excited to see the hotel starting to get more guests." said Charlie
"I'm still not convinced he's not gonna take this seriously, he's got less of a chance at redemption than Angel." said Vynn
"HEY! What's that supposed to mean?"
"No offense, Angel, but you do have a tendency to…" said Vynn, trying to find the right words.
"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff and Vynn, and have literally never once tried to improve?"
"Yeah, that about sums it up."
"C'mon guys, Angel is an important part of our family here…" said Charlie, before deciding to continue showing Pentious around, seeing Niffty playing with KeeKee. "Over here we have our maid Niffty."
"The bad boy is back…" Niffty jumped up and grabbed Pentious by the collar, looking into his eyes with a crazy look on her face. "Never leave me again!"
"We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have…" Charlie was caught off guard when she nearly bumped into Alastor. "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious…hehe…"
"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat! I definitely remember you now."
"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?" said Charlie, pushing Pentious towards Alastor.
"Yes…uhm…Mr uhm…Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat…uhm…here." said Pentious, handing the ripped piece of Alastor's coat to the Radio Demon.
"Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you." said Alastor, before burning the fabric.
Later, Charlie gathered everyone in the parlour.
"Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie" Charlie clapped twice. "I like to sing!" She clapped twice again. "And when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!" She finished with two more claps.
"My name's Sir Pentious" He clapped twice. "I like to build" He clapped twice again. "And despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!"
Charlie gestured for Angel to take his turn, but he clearly wasn't interested.
"This is stupid."
"C'mon Angel, try to be a team player, hahaha." laughed Vynn
"I am too sober for this." said Angel
"Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!" said Vaggie, finishing with two claps.
Later, Angel and Pentious were dressed in costumes and reading from a script.
"Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs. Now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?...Wow, who wrote this?" asked Angel
"It's great right? Keep going!" said Charlie
"Hey, you!"
"Who? Me?" asked Pentious
"Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some…devil's dandruff?…Oh, for fuck's sake."
Vynn was trying really hard not to burst out laughing as he recorded the little play on his phone.
"Not me! I have to go home and study!"
"Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me…the crackhead."
"The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"
Vynn couldn't hold it in anymore, he burst out with hysterical laughter.
"Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time." said Charlie
"I...I'm going to bed." said Angel
Angel headed up the stairs, overhearing Charlie congratulating Pentious. Vynn was just catching his breath from his laughing fit. Angel got to his room and woke up his pig, Fat Nuggets, when he threw his coat on top of him. Angel lay in his bed, listening through the voice messages he got from Valentino, they kept switching between friendly and apologetic, and angry and threatening. After a few messages, Angel started hearing Val's voice as if he was in the same room with him.
"You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby."
Angel let out a sigh as Fat Nuggets tried to cuddle up to him.
"Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets."
Angel got up and left the room, heading down to the bar to get a drink, when he thought he saw something move in the shadows. Following the movement, he peeked into Charlie's office, where he caught Pentious setting up a video camera. Angel slammed the doors open.
"You slippery little shit! You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you."
"I don't know what you're talking about!…Whore Bug!"
Angered, Angel Dust tackled Pentious to the ground and threw a couple punches, before switching to a choke hold.
"Get your aggressively average body…OFF OF ME!"
Pentious activated his hypnosis ability and Angel backed away, before shaking off the hypnosis. At that point, Charlie, Vaggie and Vynn arrived.
"What's with all the noise?" asked Vynn
"This little bitch is a traitor!" said Angel, grabbing Pentious' arm.
"Preposterous! I would never betray you. You...are my best friends!"
Sir Pentious tried to pull Charlie, Vaggie and Vynn into a hug, but only got the girls as Vynn stepped aside.
"Uh huh, then explain this!"
Angel pulled a book aside to show the hidden camera that Pentious had tried to set up, shocking Charlie. An angered Vynn pulled out his switchblades. Pentious tried to scurry away and took out his wrist watch to contact Vox.
"Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!"
"Pentious? Wait…you were caught?! It hasn't even been…a day!" said Vox
"Wait, is that Vox? Oh crap, Velvette!" thought Vynn, realizing he never told Velvette that he was staying at the hotel.
"Please! You've got to get me out of here!"
"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!" said Vox, before hanging up. Pentious broke down in tears.
"I...I…just make it quick I guess…not that I deserve it." said Pentious, laying down on the floor.
"Gladly." said Vaggie
"Wait…Pentious…" said Charlie, holding out her hand for the tearful Sir Pentious.
It starts with sorry!
Charlie helped Pentious back to his…feet?
That's your foot in the door,
One simple sorry!
Spoken straight from your core!
The path to forgiveness,
Is a twisting trail of hearts,
But sorry is where it starts!
Pentious was surprised that Charlie was offering forgiveness. Tears filled his eyes again.
Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?
I don't deserve your amnesty!
Vynn, Vaggie and Angel drew their weapons and approached Pentious, ready to kill.
Can't we just kill him?
Shoot him and spill his blood?
"That's an…option you could choose."
Works for us!
But, who hasn't been in his shoes?
It starts with sorry!
Sorry
Dig down deeper and say,
One sincere sorry!
I'm so sorry!
And your journey's underway!
It'll take time to cover,
Your vast multitude of sins,
But sorry is where it begins!
It starts with sorry!
Niffty stood in the door, clearly upset.
"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" asked Niffty, kicking Pentious in the tail. "Not a bad boy."
"Good first day! Let's get some rest!" said Charlie, as everyone went to bed.
From the shadows, Alastor entered the office and picked up the wrist communicator, turning it on to contact Vox.
"What?!"
"You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal!"
Alastor crushed the watch in his hand and laughed maniacally as he left the office. Meanwhile, in Vynn's room, he couldn't get back to sleep, he looked through his phone, coming across a spicy picture Velvette sent him in her underwear a few months before the last extermination. Vynn had completely neglected to tell Velvette about him staying at the hotel, but why was he so worried? They weren't dating, they were just friends, with some really great benefits. Vynn's thumb hovered over the button to call Velvette, contemplating if he needed to tell her or not. After about a minute, he set his phone down on his nightstand. She didn't need to know.
That's all for now, hope you enjoyed so far.
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