Lincoln and Lacey are WHAT
A story by NicktheWordBearer
Oh you back already!? i knew you couldn't stay away for long my dear readers! so what are you waiting for? read! you call that reading!? come on readers! read harder! i don't have all day!
*Little do they know, i do have all day*
"B-but wordbearer-kun! it's hard to read when your're hungry!"
Oh good point my dear reader! good thing i have these italian rice balls on me for lunch! *Num Num Num!*
"C-can we have one?"
NEVER!
*Slaps reader number six for asking such a dumb question*
Ah! And now i feel like dancing.
Born This Way by Lady Gaga starts playing
Wordbearer-chan! stop styling all over reader number six's balls!
Chapter Two - I Need You
Lacey: You can't escape my love, Lincoln.
Lincoln: is that love gonna kill me?
Lacey: Nope! but you will wish it did if you ever try to run from me.
Lincoln couldn't sleep...he hadn't in fact slept for three days. and seeing the moon rise and fall really got boring after day two, so now here he was cleaning the entire house while everyone else in the loud house slept. all the dirty clothes had been washed, all the floors had been cleaned WITHOUT using the vacuum cleaner since again everyone were sleeping, all the dishes were put away in the dishwasher, and he had also cleaned the kitchen while he had made homemade granola for everyone for when they woke up, every single bowl being customized for each of his sisters...and when he was all done it was now four in the morning.
He let out a sigh as he slowly sat down at the dinner table...another night without any sleep, he was losing his mind. the only reason he hasn't had any major meltdown just yet was because of one thought alone.
His kiss with lacey.
It was odd...he couldn't remember anything else about that day...he could only remember their kiss and their awkward talk after...but otherwise nothing else. it was really weird, but oh man that kiss was amazing. he touched his lips with a small building blush on his checks, he wanted another kiss so badly, it was really the only thing he could think about...among other things. for you see being a teenager means the beginning of puberty. and with puberty came sexual desire. but unlike other teenagers who normally needed to discover what they were into or what not...lincoln already knew.
He wanted lacey...and only lacey.
It kinda scared him how obsessed he had become with her...and it was also the reason he was so down lately, beside the lack of sleep of course. he missed her so bad! they hadn't talked since what happened in the music classroom...he had been too shy to reach out. but on a other note his mom was gonna kill him, for you see lincoln after day two of not sleeping had told his parents about his sleeping problem. so his mom had given him some sleeping pills and orderd him to lay in his bed until he had slept...with the house looking like a maid had been over she would know.
"Maybe i just should have pretended to have slept all night"
He said out loud to himself. but when he felt his phone buzz he couldn't help but feel confused...who was texting him four in the morning? fishing out his phone his eyes open wide up when he saw the id of the one texting him. and in fact he nearly fell of his chair bearly holding on to dinner table stopping him from falling...it was lacey texting him.
*Hey you up?*
"Oh my God! what do i say! what do i say!?"
He was panicking now! he was panicking and he didn't know what to do! he had been begging the great Universe for this. and now it was happening, it was really happening! okay okay he needed to calm down, or he would mess this up. taking a couple of deep breaths he slowly forced himself to calm down. and when he was completely calmed down. he very carefully began to text back.
*Not much, can't sleep, what about you?*
Lincoln smashed his head down into the dinner table...he was a fucking idiot! of all the things he could text, THAT WAS IT! at this point he should have just texted, hey i'm going to move to idiotville, oregon and be the only person living there (No shit it's a real place look it up) maybe he should look up how much property was worth there, it can't be that much since it's a freaking ghost town afterall.
*I can't sleep either, want to meet up today maybe? i know it's a bit early but we can grab a coffee when stuff opens lmfao*
Lincoln felt his heart stop...was...was this a date!? okay lincoln don't panic, don't panic again. time to reel her in with his lincoln charm.
*That sounds awesome! where do you want to meet up?*
YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THAT WAS TOO DESPERATE!
*Great! meet me at the Little Hans Island café! it's gonna open soon anyway and they make the best spandauers! and don't worry it's on me, and before you text no i won't let you pay for yourself, and IF you bring any money i'm going to hurt you lol*
Like i was saying, you are a genius!
Lincoln couldn't feel his face on the count of how much he was smiling...HE HAD TO GET READY! sprinting from the dinner table he ran into the shower, not caring if he woke any of his sisters or parents.
He had a hot date today!
-x-
Lincoln felt nervous as he was standing infront of the little café, it was a pretty cute small building, styled in French Revival Architecture. it Features Steeply-pitched hip roof (without front-facing gable); flared eaves; exterior brick. overall it's a very pretty building...and looked really expensive! making him feel bad about letting lacey pay...but he didn't have the money for this kinda of stuff...hopefully he made up for it with his dress style, he had in fact grabbed his best clothing he had, which consist of a orange jacket with a white undershirt, blue jeans, gray socks with blue and red stripes...making his jacket the only real different thing he had on.
Lord he needed more clothing options.
He let out a stress sigh...this wasn't going to work, they both came from two very different worlds. he needed to stop...he needed to shop these feelings from growing anymore then they already have. before it was too late...it was already too late. maybe he should just walk away while he could, before she showed up.
"Hey lincoln!"
That voice...lincoln nearly felt his heart stop from how sweet it sounded, but turning around his jaw nearly fell right off when his eyes landed on lacey. it looked she had gone all out too...but much better then him! lacey wore a pair of pink earrings, a long-sleeved off-shoulder shirt, with a vanilla and white colored stripes, a white shirt and skirt underneath, long white socks worn high finishing her look with her good old black mary jane shoes.
"Hey what are you staring at?"
"You are gorgeous..."
Lincoln felt his face warm up when he realized what he had just said out loud, and with that he also realized it was too late to stop himself from saying those words from leaving his mouth because they in fact had already left his mouth...why can't he go back in time? like just this one time. but just as he was about to apologize and beg her to forgive him...she giggled...she giggled with a small blush on her face.
"Awww thank you lincoln~ just in your case flattery will get you very far with me...but it will have to wait, i haven't slept and it's five in the morning, i need caffeine in my blood, so let's go inside and get some breakfast and coffee...you do drink coffee right?"
"I normally don't drink coffe...i usually drink juice or soda"
"...Wow! okay i can see we have alot of work ahead of us. you are coming with me mister!"
And before he could say anything...lacey grabbed his hand and dragged him inside the cute little café...but lincoln couldn't stop looking down at their hands with a big dumb smile on his face.
They are holding hands!
Since they were the only two that had come this early to the café, they could choose whatever table they wanted inside...whatever table LACEY wanted that is, and she chose the table closest to the window in the right corner. when they looked ready a nice lady with dark skin and pretty long black hair came to take their orders.
"Oh my lacey! i have never seen you this early before, and who is this handsome boy~ is he your date?"
"Yeah he is...*cough* now i would like to order spandauers for both me and lincoln, and since lincoln has never drank coffee before, i think he should start out easy with a mocha, so two mochas please."
"Alright! it should only take a few minutes, so i will be back with your orders when ready"
"Thank you ms Chiumbo"
"Of course sweetheart, SØREN HONEY WE HAVE A ORDER!"
When lacey turned from the sweet older lady back to lincoln, she had to hold herself back from giggling, she had never seen lincoln's face so red before...it was so cute, wanting to push her luck a little, she placed her hands ontop of his...making poor lincoln's face turn more red then a fresh strawberry.
"Buh buh buh"
Lincoln articulated with as much intelligence and grace as he could...which made him no Christian Falster. but he tried! and for lacey, it was all the words she needed from him.
"Yes lincoln it's a date *giggle* what you think it's normal for a girl to ask a guy to hang out at a café so early in the morning?"
"Geh geh!?"
"Yes i like you~ besides i was growing tired of waiting for you to man-up and call me like you said you would! which on that note you owe me! the girl should never be the one to ask the boy out! so you better come up with a great date for next time or else!"
"Neh!"
"Awwww~ you are so cute when you are stupid~ yes i want more dates...i-i really want us to become steady"
"GUH GUH!"
While lincoln was being really cute right now...lacey wanted to actually HEAR him say the words she wanted to hear, so using all the power in her right leg she gave lincoln one swift kick to the shin. and just like that, lincoln was brought back from caveman mode.
"Who-Whoa! OW! Jesus!"
Lincoln's yelped out as his hands moved to hold his poor poor shin, letting his head rest for just a moment on the table until the terrible pain slowly subsided. and that is when he lifted his head to stare angrily at the one who had kicked his shin that had done nothing wrong to her. and she looked way too pleased with herself...but also so cute.
Damm you teenage hormones!
"So like, are you just gonna kick me in the shins everytime i don't answer the way you like or what? cause i would really like for you not to that again thanks"
"Oh don't worry...i will do so much worst to you if the next words that leave your cute little lips aren't the ones i want to hear...so you better think real hard darling~"
Did the room just get cooler? or was it the terrifying smile on lacey's face? lincoln wasn't entirely sure...but growing up with alot of women taught him that at this moment...he really needed to say the right words or he would be fucked.
"L-look lacey...i won't say i don't want to go s-steady, Because i want to! b-but don't you think this is all going a little bit too fast? like just a little bit ago we HATED each other...and not only that be we also barely know each other! and now this is going on. i just think we need-"
"I don't care!"
Lincoln shut up real quick when lacey yelled out...the whole table nearly fell over as she stood up, her breahing was out of control...and it almost looked like she was gonna have a panic attack at any moment.
Lincoln had been taken by surprise from lacey's mood swing, one moment she looked like if he had said straight up no...he half expected to find himself tied up in a suspiciously soundproofed warehouse on the outskirts of town...and now it looked like his next words would be able to shatter her heart into a million tiny pieces that would probably never be found again.
"I don't care lincoln! i just don't care! i-i want you okay! i can't take us being just strangers...nor can it be just friends! it's not enough for me! so just say the words lincoln! just say it linky...with tenderness, like you love and treasure the words in your heart.
Lincoln was in total shock, he had not been ready for outburst like this one...but the broken look in her eyes made something inside of him take control...he would say the words she wanted so bad to hear.
"I would really like that lacey...i want us to go steady"
"I think i love you Lacey"
Lacey had a complete shutdown...he said the words...and not only did he say the words...he also said love! love! LOVE! her mind was trying to do a factory reset. she had not been ready for the last part at all, she had just hoped for him saying yes to dating...not BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND! that's what he meant...yeah it had to be! her poor linky...he looked so confused right now from her complete silence, oh don't worry babe~ i will take care of everything.
Lincoln's Left Brain: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! LOVE YOU!? LOVE YOU!? YOU JUST SAID IT YOURSELF! YOU TWO BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER!
Lincoln's Right Brain: What was i supposed to say! she was about to break down! and besides look! she looks really happy!
Lincoln's Left Brain: YOU FUCKING STUPID IDIOT! CAN'T YOU SEE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE BOTH OF US!? WE HATED LACEY ST. CLAIR JUST A LITTLE OVER A WEEK AGO! AND SHE WAS A TOTAL BITCH TO OUR BABY SISTER OR DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT!? HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT!
Lincoln's Right Brain: DON'T YOU CALL HER THAT! A-and besides it looks like she has changed! she is so nice now!
Lincoln's Left Brain: YEAH TO US! GOOD GOD HOW CAN WE BE THIS STUPID! I BLAME OUR SISTERS! IT MUST BE THEIR FAULT WE ARE A FUCKING RETARD WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN!
But while poor lincoln had been having a inner fight with himself...he hadn't seen the pink hearts that appeared out of nowhere inside lacey's irises...nor had he noticed lacey getting closer to him until it was too late, she grabbed onto him and smashed her lips against his.
Lincoln's Left Brain: WAIT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GUN! NOOO YOU FOOL YOU WILL DOOM US! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT! WAIT...IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT WEIRD CANDY THAT LANA FOUND THAT DAY! WE HAV-
*Bang*
Lincoln's Right Brain: Yeah...i'm going to take it from here Amigo. i won't let anyone stand in the way of our love~ now that i'm running the show...let's press this button and see what happens shall we~
Lincoln didn't know what overcame him...but right after lacey kissed him, he forced his tongue past her teeth and into her mouth, making her moan loudly as her hands found their way to his hair, grabbing it roughly, making sure he couldn't escape from her love. but at that moment there was no way he would be running...not when he had her delicious lips all to himself.
"Oh boy! chiumbo was not kicking when she said that you brought a date...do you want me to come back with your orders later when the two of you are done?"
Both lincoln and lacey snapped back to reality when they heard a kind voice talking to them, lacey already knowing the man could only blush as she sat back down again, with lincoln joining her as he to sat down with a even bigger blush on his face.
"Hey Søren..."
Lacey let out trying to sound normal, making the big pale skinned man laugh loudly as he put down their orders on their table.
"So i'm guessing this your're date lacey...good catch! what's your're name boy?"
"L-lincoln sir!"
"Hahahaha! sir! hahaha! and he is good mannered aswell! well i will leave you two back to it, have fun lovebirds!"
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"Sooooo...where do you want to go after we are done here?"
Lincoln asked lacey with a shy smile...making her giggle loudly. she put her hands ontop of his but this time he didn't blush as much like the first time. no this time he lifted up one of her hands and started to kiss it lightly.
"You keep that up *Giggles* and it can be wherever you want~"
"Alright~ do you know how to dance?"
"A little why?"
"How about we go to the arcade? we can dance together on the dance machine they have!"
"I don't know lincoln...i have never gone to the arcade before, it's never really been a thing for me you know?"
But lincoln grabbed both her hands, staring deeply into her eyes...and now it was his turn making her blush.
"Since it's so early no one will be there...it will just be the two of us"
"Okay"
Lacey said with no hesitation in her voice, making lincoln smile brightly.
None of them noticed the pink hearts that formed inside each others irises. no, all that mattered was that they had each other...and that was all that mattered. as they held each other's hands and just stared at each other eyes, just enjoying the moment together.
-x-
Lincoln was in so much trouble...but he didn't care! because today had been the best day of his life! it had been so good that he had missed THIRTY calls from his entire family...with his mom being the one with most calls. and he knew the moment he walked through his front door he would be in a world of trouble...most likely his mother being the most angry out of all of them.
But come on...it was only 20:00! and he and lacey had dinner together, so he saved the family money.
Yeah he was so fucked.
Dancing up to the front door, he pushed the door open without a care in the world...not caring that he was about to enter the seven circle of hell. May God Almighty have mercy on his soul.
"HEY GUYS I'M HOME!"
And just like that, the horde that was his family came running from all circles with his mother being the first to reach him. she grabbed hard onto him making sure he couldn't look anywhere else but her face.
"LINCOLN ALBERT LOUD! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!"
Oh wow! she was pissed! using his middle name and everything.
"Hey mom! you look good...new hairstyle or something?"
All his sisters and his dad jaws hit the floor...and his mom started shaking with rage...but he just couldn't help himself, he was just too happy, but he did feel a little bad...she must have been worried sick. so with that he put his arms around her and hugged her.
"Sorry mom...i just couldn't sleep again as you most likely found out by how clean the house was and the morning breakfast, i was going crazy...so i went out...i'm sorry mom i didn't mean not to answer you guys calls, i just didn't see them"
He felt his mom hug back as she slowly calmed down from her anger...now she was just holding him, making sure that her baby-boy was and safe and sound.
"Oh baby...i'm only mad cause i was worried sick, you know if you hadn't come in at this very moment i was just about to call the police...please don't ever do that again to me baby"
Wow...now he really felt bad, if there was one thing lincoln couldn't take was the thought of hurting any of his sisters or mom.
"I will try not to mom...by the way did you like the granola i made for you guys?"
He felt his mom laugh a little...this was good, getting her back to a good mood.
"It would have been better if you had been there honey...now we will talk more about this tomorrow, but for right now you will grab some dinner, your father made meatball sandwichs, and then you head right up to bed and this time you SLEEP! or we will take you to the doctor young man!"
"I ehhh already ate mom"
"Oh okay...what did yo- lincoln...what is that purple bruise on your neck?"
Oh no
Before he could say anything or stop her, rita roughly pulled down his collar and to say everyone was shocked would have been an understatement.
Lori: Oh
Luna: My
Leni: Gosh
Lynn: You got a fucking hickey!
Lincoln started blushing and smiling at the sametime...trying not to look his mom in the eyes.
Lynn sir: MY BOY HAS GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND!
His poor dad did not see the look of pure anger on his mother's face until it was too late...thanks dad for taking the heat, he just hopes his dad dosen't mind sleeping on the couch tonight.
End of Chapter Two
Oh my~ well dear readers it looks like our boy has gotten girlfriend...now can he handle said girlfriend if she is a yandere! well you will have to keep reading now won't you? anyways i hope you all have a good day and or night! and see ya next time.