Lincoln and Lacey are WHAT
A story by NicktheWordBearer
Oh hello my dear readers! good to see you are ready for some more! well here you are! chapter three is here!
"Areba!"
*A Mexican fiesta starts out of nowhere*
I ehhh...alright, well i'm going to go and grab something to eat, so you guys and girls have fun...with whatever you are doing.
"VAMOS DE FIESTA!"
"Areba!"
"Areba!"
"Areba!"
I should have stayed in the Immaterium...oh man these Chicken Taco Tortas are good!
Chapter Three - School Day
"My one... My own... My preciousssssss..." - Lincoln to Lacey
School cafeteria the birthplace of disgusting food, where the food is just as nasty as the people behide the star wars acolyte, truly a place of nightmares. which is why most kids only eat the junkfood stuff the school offered or bring their own food from home, and don't get me started on cost-saving bullshit! like let's start with apples, like for sure ones like Honey Crisps can be a little more expensive, but let's be for real about the price difference. at some shops the price for honey crisps is $1.61 but you can sometimes get them on sale for $1.19! but noooo! we need the fucking red Delicious for $1.53! and that's fucking apples! i mean How much REALLY is anyone saving by ordering the dog shit chalky dry tasteless apples? And those are individual retail prices, they drop to like pennies when you buy in bulk. Surely schools can get delicious apples for nearly nothing?
Lincoln's Brain: The federal government sends surplus to school meals because children aren't consumers and therefore their disposal of surplus goods doesn't impact market rates like if they gave every American adult a bushel of apples.
Lincoln's Brain: Red Delicious apples still exist because it is hugely expensive and time consuming to convert an apple orchard. Many popular modern apple varieties are also limited to specific clubs you have to pay to join to get access to the genetic stock. So there are a lot of Red Delicious apples grown every year that still need to go somewhere while a farm slowly converts to other varieties or until it's sold to developers.
Lincoln's Brain: Federal money for school lunch is also extremely limited. Your entire budget comes from meal reimbursement so those extra twenty cents or whatever a pound adds up extremely quickly. And the school can't just shop weekly at the regular grocery store either. They have to be able to prove the supply chains for many foods in case of recall AND foods have to have paperwork proving they meet certain nutritional guidelines. That paperwork is so vital there is an entire lobbying office in DC dedicated to getting more meat alternatives approved for school lunch because it's been such a hurdle.
...Okay wow! how do you know all this brain? because last time i checked we were not this smart! there is no way we learned all this from class!
Lincoln's Brain: No we didn't, we learned all this from listening to the lunch ladies.
Wait how did we get on this topic again?
Lincoln's Brain: It was because of lacey, she cut out some some apples for us she brought from home, and unlike the school's apples these actually tasted good and she told us they were honey crisps.
Oh, right!
(NicktheWordBearer: Man, one thing I miss about schools is inner monologing with your brain with random topics, btw this whole skit about school budget came from reddit and i found it way too funny not to add. oh and pink lady apples for life!)
"Open up linky~"
Lincoln did just that as lacey placed another piece of apple inside his mouth, giggling as lincoln tried to close his mouth around her finger, he had trapped her a couple of times, but she was getting faster! and this is the romantic scene that made the entire school cafeteria quiet as EVERYONE were watching the new couple in awe and shock.
Liam: No.
Zach: Freaking.
Rusty: Way!
Clyde let out a sigh as he watched all his friends loss their minds from the odd sight before them. the only reason he wasn't losing it like them was because lincoln had called him in the middle of the night to tell him about his new relationship. so he had time to come over the madness. but he understood why the entire school was abuzz about the news...lincoln dating the richest girl in the entire town of royal woods, lacey St. Clair. to say no one saw this coming was a bit of an understatement to say the least.
Looking to the side he couldn't help but feel bad...poor Stella looked heartbroken, he had learned she had started to be interested in lincoln...but this time lincoln was the one who wasn't interested. and clyde had no idea what to tell her...saying that you were to late would not help. so all he could do was be a good friend and try to help her get over that lincoln had found someone else.
"This can't be real...this just can't be real! there is no way that fucking LACEY ST. CLAIR IS DATING LINCOLN! they hated each other for who knows how long!"
Rusty yelled out in shock and a little bit of jealousy...he couldn't how understand how lincoln and lacey went from hating each other to being the most lovey-dovey couple he had ever seen! it just didn't make sense.
"Are we sure she isn't just using him?"
"Using him for what stella? his video game knowledge? please lincoln is a dork...and good looking dork but still a dork, he has nothing she can't just buy"
"How rich is her family again?"
"$26.2 billion..."
Clyde let out...making the entire table quiet.
"Why does she even go to this school in the first place? can't she just go to one of those private school?"
"I think it's because her mom is friends with Principal Rivers or something like that"
"Do you guys think...that lincoln will stop being our friend now that he has a rich girlfriend?"
"RUSTY!"
Clyde yelled in anger, how dare he think like that! lincoln had always been there for them! the only reason he wasn't sitting with them today was because lacey wanted the entire school to know they were a thing. which is why both of them were sitting from their respected friend groups.
"Can i sit with you guys?"
When everyone saw who had asked them...clyde nearly fell out of his seat. and rusty, zach, liam, all hid behide stella. hoping she could protect them from him.
Chandler McCann...one of the biggest bullies in the entire town of royal woods, and he had asked them if he could sit with them.
"S-sure Chandler...go ahead"
"Thanks..."
Clyde had no idea why he had said yes as he felt the fear build up inside him as chandler sat down at their table with his food...no one knew what to say as they watched him slowly try to eat his food...why wasn't he saying anything? normally it would be about now he would try something.
"Can one of you tell me how larry...i mean lincoln, how did lincoln manage to score lacey?"
So that is what he wanted...everyone knew that chandler and lacey had been friends, in fact most of the nasty kids at schools had been friends with lacey...so no one must be more shocked then chandler.
"I'm going to be honest with you chandler...we have no idea ourselves, we are still trying to figure it out"
Chandler let out a angry sigh as he ate, that is the same thing that every single person said to him when he asked...that is why he had hoped lincoln's close friends would have the answers he was looking for.
"Linky stop it!~"
Until he dropped his fork out of anger, looking back he saw that somehow lacey had found her way onto lincoln's lap, and he was now holding her hands making sure she couldn't escape him as he kissed and sucked on her neck, making her laugh loudly into the cafeteria.
He couldn't take it anymore! seeing them together made his fucking skin crawl! he had to end this shit, whatever has gottne into lacey he needed to save her from herself and lincoln. getting up without a word and before any of lincoln's friends could even try to stop him. he was speed walking over to lincoln and lacey.
"Hmmmm~ i don't know lacey, i think your're neck taste better"
"Linky!~ stop it *giggles* if you don't stop then you won't have time to finish lunch"
Chandler had now made it to their table, but just as he was about to grab lacey...lincoln's hand moved so fast he didn't have time to react before lincoln punched him in the face.
Lincoln had no idea what overcame him...one moment he was just loving his lacey, and the next he grabbed onto her with his left hand shielding her and using his other hand punching chandler just as he was about to grab lacey...looking down at his hand he tried to understand what just happened. he hadn't even see chandler coming and yet somehow he felt it and his body just moved on it's own to protect lacey...and even now his mind was being filled with anger. no one and he ment NO ONE! was allowed touch HIS lacey.
"You okay lace?"
Lincoln asked lacey as he held her in a possessive hold, lincoln couldn't see it but his eye color had taken a light shade of pink. lacey felt herself blush a little as lincoln stared at her with those perfect eyes...with a sexy possessive look to them. she nodded at him as he slowly let go of her and moved to stand up, she was about to stop him but held herself back...he was now staring at chandler, with a look of pure hate in his eyes...she had to see this, so with a twisted smile on her face she sat back and watch as her linky moved on chandler.
"Ow! you fucking piece of shit! i'm going to kic-UGHHHHHHH!"
Chandler didn't get chance to say anything as lincoln kicked him hard...and for chandler it felt like he just got hit by a car! how had lincoln gotten so strong out of nowhere!? it made no sense.
"Now i need you to listen you self-centered arrogant son of a bitch! if you EVER! try touch lacey again, i will fucking destroy you!"
Chandler held his bleeding nose in fear as lincoln stood over him...but he couldn't let the entire school think he was weak...so as quick as he could he got up from the floor, and threw his left fist at lincoln...but lincoln moved out of the way and headbutted him instead, making chandler fall down on the floor again.
Something was wrong...lincoln NEVER fought back before, and now he wasn't just fighting back, he was fighting back hard! how did lincoln learn to fight so quick? chandler couldn't stop his fear taking over this time as he quickly crawled away from lincoln and found himself trying to hide under one of the lunch tables...said table being the one lincoln's sister's lynn sat at with her friends.
But lincoln didn't let up, as he grabbed onto his left leg and started pulling him out.
"Get out of there you dirty little bastard! you're dead! you hear me!"
Lincoln pulled him out and started hitting and kicking him repeatedly on the head, before he pulled him up and FUCKING THREW HIM ACROSS LYNN'S TABLE! chandler tried to get up but lincoln had jumped ontop of the tabled and kicked him with his right leg, making chandler nearly fall of the table...only to fall off it when lincoln had picked up margo's lunch tray and slapped him hard against the cheek with it.
Chandler had to shake his head to stop the world from shaking, getting up everything in his body SCREAMED at him to get away from lincoln! trying to make a run for the cafeteria's exit doors...but too bad for chandler that lincoln had already caught up to him and grabbed him just as he opened the doors. pulling him back from the doors and giving him a good kick that forced him back into the cafeteria proper.
Lincoln would once again keep hitting him repeatedly on the head again, until his sister lynn stepped in and grabbed lincoln behide and pulled him off chandler.
"BRO CALM DOWN! YOU GOT HIM! OKAY YOU GO HIM! FUCK LINC CALM DOWN! WILL SOMEONE HELP ME!?"
Lynn screamed out as she could bearly hold him back from attacking chandler again. margo quickly joined in with the rest of lynn's friends in holding lincoln down...but it was a fight.
"Lincoln calm down! fuck bro what's wrong with you! i have never seen you act like this before! snap out of it already!"
Lynn started to feel scared...lincoln's didn't look at her once, he only looked past her at the crying chandler, he was shaking and clawing at the floor trying to get free so he could get to him again.
"Lynn! get him to calm down!"
"Fuck he is getting free!"
"OKAY GUYS! DON'T LET THE GIRLS DO ALL THE WORK! FUCKING JOIN IN!"
"Ehhh right!"
With that some of the boys school football team members sitting nearby joined in on holding lincoln down...to bad for them it wouldn't work any better.
"OH FUCK! YOU WEREN'T KICKING! FUCK BOYS PULL!"
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
"Linky~"
And just like that...lincoln calmed down completely, he stopped his kicking and clawing as the pink slowly disappeared from his eyes. he felt himself slowly relax as lacey now stood infront of him with that beautiful smile of hers just staring at him.
"Get off him...NOW!"
She growled at the groupe holding him down...making all of them back off, all but lynn who only let go of lincoln when she was sure that he wasn't going to jump chandler again. lincoln slowly got up as lacey put her arms around him, locking him tight into her, giving him small kisses on the head making sure he was fully calm and relaxed.
And now that he was relaxed he felt the shock kick in...did-did he really just do that? oh fuck chandler! lincoln tried to move over to the crying boy, but lacey held him still...making sure he couldn't get out of her hold to go and check on the crying boy laying on the floor.
"No linky~ you don't need to check on him...let his friends do that. but however you are going to let me check on you"
Lincoln didn't say a word as she let go of her hold over him, she gentley grabbed his hands to look them over...only to look back up at him with anger.
"Linky! your hands are bruised! did you really have to punch him so hard? we need to get you to the nurse right away!"
"I think you need to wait with that...cause chandler over here is fucking bleeding from everywhere! you are in so much fucking trouble bro!"
Lynn had join in on being angry at lincoln for different reason...the reason being the broken boy crying on the floor, but she was also hiding that she was a little frightened too...she had never seen her baby brother fight like that, it was like something had snapped inside him...it really looked he had been ready to KILL chandler...and all this over lacey. how did he even learn to fight like that? looks like she had to ask him later.
"WHAT HAPPENED HERE!"
Lynn let out a sigh...that was fast, she was guessing one of chandler's goons must have gone to principal rivers when they saw how bad their boss was losing.
Lincoln let out a sigh of his own as principal rivers angrily walked towards him while her personal assistant Oliver tended to chandler. and when she had made it to him she grabbed hard onto him.
"You are in alot of trouble lincoln! you are coming to my office right now!"
"Wait a second miss principal rivers! i need to talk to you first!"
Miss principal rivers nearly said no until she saw lacey eyes...and for a moment she felt fear take control of her, she had always been persuaded easily and this was her best friend's kid! whatever it was it must be important.
"Lacey can it really not wait until after i have dealt with this"
"No because all this started because of me miss principal rivers...you see chandler was the one who started it all"
"He tried to attack me"
-x-
Lincoln felt nervous as he was sitting outside principal rivers office...waiting for whatever punishment rivers was going to give him. the worst part was he was going to be the last one she talks to...lacey had been the first one inside, and when she came out again she didn't even talk to him! only smile and wink at him like everything would be fine! but how could it!? he beat the shit out of chandler AND he was the one who started the fight without reason...he couldn't prove that he had been trying to grab lacey...and why did lacey lie about chandler being the one who started everything? all it would take to prove her wrong was to ask ANYONE in the cafeteria about what really happened and it would be all over for him...he was going to be in so much trouble.
Lincoln looked towards the door when he heard it open and a very bruised looking chandler walked out...looking beyond scared as their eyes locked for just second, and before he even could let out a word chandler ran from him and out to the hallways...lincoln let his head fall in sadness. he hadn't meant any of this. and now he felt bad for chandler out of all people.
"Lincoln you may come in now"
Lincoln let out a sigh as he heard his name be called in next by principal rivers's personal assistant oliver. he walked up to the office door and pushed it open letting himself in as he closed the door behide him and sat down at the chair sat out for him...but he felt shock overtake him when he saw OLIVER SMILING AT HIM! and principal rivers looked really conflicted...what was going on here? why did none of them look angry or something like that, he had been getting himself ready for expulsion. but now it looked like they (oliver) were going to reward him.
"Hello lincoln, first i would like to apologize on behalf of principal rivers for her aggressive tone when in the cafeteria, but please remember that we didn't have all the facts at the time. now young man...we as a school are proud to know that our students like you will take actions in defending others, but you did take it too far with chandler. but you are a young man so we will only give you a small punishment. you will be suspended from school for a week...we are sorry we have to do this but's it's to make sure other fights end up like yours"
Lincoln was in shock...oliver...personal assistant oliver...WAS FUCKING PRAISING HIM! lincoln was pretty sure that had never happened before in Royal Woods High School's history! and only suspended for a week? he had beat the shit out of poor chandler and that was all? what was going on here.
"I ehhh...t-thank you. what is emmm...what is going to happened to chandler?"
"He will face expulsion"
Lincoln slowly nodded his head not trusting himself to speak...expulsion.
"M-may i g-go now?"
"Of course lincoln, and don't worry we will call your parents and explain everything to them! i will make sure they understand you did nothing wrong and this school is very proud to call you one of our students. now enjoy the rest of your school day and thank you again"
Again not trusting himself to speak, he slowly nodded and stood up and walked out the office.
When lincoln was out and gone personal assistant oliver let out a small sigh. looking over he couldn't help but feel bad for rivers...she looked beyond guilty about what they had done.
"Don't worry...we have enough paperwork on chandler, his parents won't be able to fight us on his expulsion"
"Are we really letting a child blackmail us oliver?"
"Her family can end our entire school administration...so yes we are letting a child blackmail us"
"I think i need to go home early...can you take everything from here oliver?"
"Yes i can, don't worry i will handle all the paperwork"
"Thanks oliver"
Now normally oliver hated when rivers was being indecisive and leaving him with all the hard paperwork...but today it would make everything easier so he didn't mind it this time. and he knew all this was very hard for her...so it would be better if he took care of all of it.
End of Chapter Three
Ohhhhhhhh! what did lacey say to Principal Rivers and personal assistant Oliver!? will we find out or won't we find out? well only time will tell, and it looks like lincoln now has a powerful benefactor in lacey...but can he handle said benefactor and her possessive love? well you will have to keep reading to find out in the next chapter of dragon ball z!