It was another day at the Hazbin Hotel where the staff members were gathered up in the lobby. A threaten of an impending extermination day rendered them worried, but Charlie was more happy than the rest of them, as she came down with a chipper smile on her face, carrying something by a handle and with a cloth covering it.

Charlie:"Hey guys! So glad you can be here! I've just come up with a new idea to deal with the extermination day."

Husk:"Really? 'Cuz if it's gathering another army, you're gonna have tougher luck with that, Princess."

Vaggie:"Will you just listen to what she has to say. (To Charlie) What did you have in mind, hun?"

Charlie:"Well, Husk is right. Since we got lucky the last time, forming another army to fight back is not ideal right now. But I did come up with a way to protect our people before the angels can even be given the chance to lay a finger on them."

Niffty:"Does it have to do with what you're carrying?"

Charlie:"Yep! The solution to all our problems is behind this cover."

Angel Dust:"Well, don't keep us in suspense. What is it!?"

Alastor:"I would also like to know. This sounds interesting."

Charlie:"Right. BEHOLD!"

Unveiling what she was carrying, the rest of the crew were…confused by what they were seeing. Charlie's solution…was a cat. Not like Keekee or any other demon cat in hell, it looked like an ordinance earth cat, one with stripped orange fur and a white underbelly. Letting it out of its carrier, Charlie allowed it to walk out on the front desk and present itself to her colleagues, who were still confused.

Husk:"You…got us another cat?"

Charlie:"Not exactly."

Alastor:"Honestly, Charlotte. This is a little underwhelming."

Niffty:"Yeah. And we already have Keekee."

The little Cyclops holds up the anthropomorphic key to the hotel in question. She then places beside the other cat…but then, Keekee almost immediately scurried away from the other one, seeming to be afraid of it. The others were confused by this, but Charlie held a smile on her face.

Charlie:"Let me explain. This is not really a cat. It's a Flerken."

Husk:"A, uh…what now?"

Charlie:"A Flerken. It's a…type of alien…that looks like a cat. But a little something…different."

Husk:"Angel, I think the Princess got into your drugs here."

Angel:"Hey, they don't do that! And I'm pretty sure they threw it all out."

Charlie:"You guys don't understand. Just let Griffin here demonstrate for you. Griffin's the name of the cat."

Alastor:"Really? And what can this little thing really do?"

Cherri Bomb:"(walks by) Hey guys. What's going on?"

Angel Dust:"Charlie got us a cat, saying it's an alien and the solution to all our problems."

Cherri Bomb:"…What has she been smoking? (Walks up to Griffin) Aw. It is a cute little guy. (Tickles his chin) Who's a little cute guy? You are! Yes you are!"

But, just then, something none of them could've expected happens. Griffin opened his mouth wide…and then a pinch of giant, long tentacles came out and surrounded Cherri before the grabbed on her. She barely had time to scream before the tentacles pulled her in and the Flerken swallowed her.

Everyone, aside from Charlie and Alastor, where like (D:) when they saw this, frozen in place for a second until Charlie broke the ice.

Charlie:"You see what I mean now?"

Angel Dust:"Charlie…(slowly pulls out Tommy Gun)…what the FUCK IS THAT THING?!?!"

Charlie:"I told you. It's a Flerken. An alien cat. They have giant tentacles in their mouths that allow them to feed on the biggest of prey they could get their paws on."

Angel Dust:"Well, that little FUCKING FUZZY SPACE MONSTER JUST ATE UP MY BEST GAAL!"

Charlie:"Relax. She's still alive. (Gestures to the Flerken) Griffin, spit her out."

The cat did as he was told and opened his gaping maw to push the cyclops out. Cherri fell on the floor, covered in cat spit…and fur. She was breathing heavily, looking traumatized.

Cherri:"…That was…super creepy…and disgusting."

Charlie:"The Flerken's stomach is like a pocket dimension that contain almost anything without digesting it."

Alastor:"What an interesting creature. Where did you acquire something like this?"

Charlie:"It's a long story. The point is that this is how we protect everybody."

Vaggie:"(nervous)…C-C-Charlie, as…interesting…as this idea of yours is…how is…one cat supposed to protect all of Hell?"

Charlie:"That's the thing though…"

She then whistles, and before anyone else knew, MORE cats came from upstairs and stood behind Charlie as her colleagues moved away to put some distance between themselves and those things.

Charlie:"I got hundreds of them!"

Angel Dust:"Oh my God."

Cherri:"(terrified) Is this anti-heaven or ultra hell?"

Charlie:"See, the idea is that we spread these little guys all over town, let them swallow all the residents, and I mean ALL of them. Then, we herd them back, put them somewhere safe until the danger passes."

Husk:"So, you're basically just herding cats now?"

Charlie:"Mmhmm. Pretty good idea, huh?"

Vaggie:"C-Charlie, I don't think-"

Vaggie was a little concerned over this plan her girlfriend had…

Alastor:"This idea is…EXCELLENT! I love just about every single part of it! These creatures are just the best kind of companion a felon could ask for! And what they're able to do is exactly what the world needs right now!"

Charlie:"Well, I'm glad you love the idea, Al!"

Alastor:"Oh, I love more than that right now."

The next thing Charlie knew, she was leaning backwards as Alastor managed to steal a kiss on the lips from her. He really did see her in a whole new way. Vaggie was about to angrily rip Alastor a new one for kissing Charlie as she brandished her spear…only for that to be pulled out of her hands and swallowed by a Grey Flerken. Niffty soon got comfortable around all of them, thinking of many ways she could make them look spiffy and clean, and hopefully not leave fur everywhere.

Cherri, Angel and Husk continued to keep their distance, not wanting to be around those creatures one bit.

Alastor finished kissing Charlie as they look into their eyes all sultry like.

Alastor:"So…when do we start?"

Charlie:"With the cats? Right now?"

A little while later, the denizens of Hell's Pentagram City we're running for their afterlives when they saw a whole lot of cats coming after them and swallowing them with huge tentacles coming out of their mouths. Charlie peaking out the sunroof of her limo as she drove around town with a megaphone.

Charlie:"Attention, Citizens! Please stop running and let the Flerken eat you! You will be fine!"

Hellhounds, Imps, Sinners of all shapes and sizes, it didn't matter. They were all getting swallowed but the cute, yet horrifying little guys. And they were everywhere.

Charlie:"Again! Stop running and let Flerken eat you! Please stop running!"

Whether Charlie's demands were going to be met, nobody wanted to be a snack for a cat. But, nobody could dodge these things forever as this event was even hitting the news.

Katie Killjoy:"It looks like the Dumbass Princess' next stupid idea involves a whole bunch of these cat creatures, and she's shouting for us to get eating by them, saying we'll be fucking fine! This shit looks anything BUT fine! Wherever this is going, I don't wanna be a part of it! Right Tom?…Tom?"

She turned to see her co-host wasn't sitting next to her. Flerken managed to get into the News room and once was already trying to eat Tom Trench, who was holding onto a rail, as his cries for help were muffled by a tentacle over his face. He couldn't hold on for long as he was eventually swallowed. Then more Flerken showed up and Katie tried to get away, but then a tentacle caught her leg. The camera was dropped the only thing it was caught Katie being dragged away by a Flerken before it went to "PLEASE STAND BY".

A Cannibal Town, Rosie was at her shop when she heard some commotion outside and looked to see some Cannibals running from something. Whatever could frighten them left her wondering, as the only thing she saw was the shadows of tentacles in the distance.

Rosie:"What in the name of-"

"MEOW"

She quickly turned her head to see a cat sitting at her desk.

Rosie:"How did you get in here?"

Her answer? A bunch of tentacles coming at her face before all she saw was black.

None of the Overlords were safe either. Charlie really meant everyone and those little guys could hold a whole car worth of people inside of them. Vox and Valentino were watching the scene play out all throughout the city, and almost couldn't believe that the Princess would go this far.

Valentino:"Almost kinky, if I say so myself."

Vox:"You do say so yourself. It's disgusting."

Valentino:"Oh please. Like you haven't had anything worse. I'm wondering if the Princess could spar me one of those little guys for…future ideas I have in mind."

Vox:"You're sick, Val. You're a sick-ass shithole."

Valentino:"Hmph. You know you love that about me."

Their little gross moment, was interrupted by Velvette rushing in and bracing the doors closed behind her. She was breathing heavily through her teeth as the two other Vee's were looking at her with raised brows.

Valentino:"The Hell's up with you?"

Velvette:"(breathing heavily)…we got problems."

Said problems began to burst through the door with tentacles and the sounds of meows coming through. It takes a lot to frighten the Vees, but this wasn't something ready for.

At the Carmine Mansion, Carmilla's daughters were trying to keep the door shut from the invading Flerken. But the Matriarch herself was just sitting, reading a book and enjoying a drink.

Clara:"Mom? Don't you think you should, I don't know, HELP US?!"

Carmilla:"Don't worry. I made and agreement with Charlie saying that we won't be harmed."

Odette:"Than why are we dealing with this right now?!"

Carmilla:"(pulls out cat) Because she convinced me that this will protect you for the time being."

And with that, both daughters were pulled into the maw of a Flerken, who their mother caressed.

Carmilla:"I'll let you out later."

Within the hour, all of Pentagram City deserted of its inhabitants and replaced with Kittens, which the hotel staff herded to a safe place, Lucifer's castle. The King actually was overjoyed by how having a bunch of cats to go with his bunch of ducks…and these ones had tentacle mouths, which he considered a plus.

The Next Extermination was a bust when the Angels couldn't find a single soul to purge. So Charlie actually managed to save everyone this time. And noting of value was lost…

Angel Dust:"(tries to climb out) LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"

Flerken:"(swallows him back up and meows)"