Prompt: A trip to the waterpark
A group of friends were about to go to Wailord Water Park. They were outside making sure they had everything they needed in their overly sized van.
Rosemary: (Holding a clipboard) Chairs?
Crimson: Check
Rosemary: Cooler?
Zombie: Check
Rosemary: Booster seat for Fiore?
Fiore: What the fuck?! Who put that on the list?!
Rosemary: Well Silver said that-
Silver: (Throws a brick at Rosemary's head) Uhh anyway uhh, I think we've got everything.
Darknight: (Pats Fiore's back as she angrily sips on her apple juice) Where are Izzy and Latrell?
At the back of the van, Izzy and Latrell were loading a big box into the van. Darknight walks back to catch them.
Darknight: Umm, what are you guys doing?
Latrell: Uhh, nothing.
Darknight: Are you two snuggling alcohol?
Izzy: What? Of course not. What gave you that idea?
Darknight takes a glacnce at the box the two eere loading. It was labed in big fat letters: Alcohol. He then looked back at the too with a deadpan look.
Latrell: Would you believe me if I said that was there when we got the box?
Darknight: (Sigh) Silver!
Silver: (Walks over) Yo.
Darknight: Get rid of this alcohol.
Silver: Alright. (Pulls out an RPG out of pocket and points it at the alcohol)
Darknight: (Panicking) NO! I mean just throw it away somewhere! Not blow it up at point blank range!
Silver: (Rolls eyes) Fine. (Tosses the RPG somewhere behind him)
Zee: (From a distance) My leg!
Phoenix: Can we like go now?
Lilac: But Rosemary is the only one that can drive and he's knocked out.
Silver: I can drive!
Latrell: You sure dude?
Silver: Hell ya
Zombie: Wait, Rosemary's waking up.
Silver hits Rosemary over the head with a baseball bat.
Zombie: Nevermind.
Silver: Alright let's roll!
Everyone is in the van. Silver is in the driver seat, Latrell at shotgun, and everyone else in the back with Rosemary laid out on the couch in the back. They just pulled out of the driveway and are on the way to the water park.
Mike: I still don't understand the name of the waterpark.
Zee: What do you mean? It's just Wailord water park.
Mike: Exactly. Shouldn't it be Whale lord, not Wailord?
Silver: Are you seriously shitting over the spelling?
Mike: Bro it just bothers me. Like why is it spelled with an I? No, that's not right.
Phoenix: (Slaps him) Shut up nerd.
Mike: Mean!
Latrell: A Silver, you sure you know where you're going?
Silver: Of course I know where I'm going!
2 hours later
Lydia: Silver, my nigga, I think we're lost.
Silver: What makes you say that?
Lydia: Look out the damn window.
Everyone looked out the window to see the statue of Liberty.
Latrell: NIGGA HOW TF WE END UP IN NEW YORK?!
Phoenix: Silver, love you platonically and all, but get the fuck out the driver seat.
Silver: Relax I got it this time trust trust.
Phoenix: (Stomach growls) Well can we get something to eat first? I'm starving!
Mike: Ohh! Let's get some donuts!
Rosemary: Ew no, I hate donuts!
Silver: (Stops the van, opens the door, tosses Rosemary out, and continues driving.)
Zombie: ...
Mike: Rightfully deserved.
Fiore: (Sweats nervously)
Darknight: Maybe I should drive for now.
Silver: (Rolls eyes) Fine
Darknight and Silver swap places.
Lilac: How about we get some pizza?
Latrell: Sounds good to me.
Izzy: From where tho?
Silver and Latrell: LITTLE CEASEARS!
Zee: Eww no!
Latrell rolls down a window while Silver throws Zee out of it.
Mike: Bro where are my pencils I need to draw Ralsei?
Lilac: Sorry Mike, I borrowed them to draw some lilac flowers. Aren't they pretty?
Phoenix: (Sprays the drawing with water)
Lilac: (Crys)
Zombie: Mean
Phoenix: (Sprays him with water too)
Lydia: If you wet bitches are done dicking around, can we get going?
Darknight: Let's roll!
2 more hours later
The gang finally arrived at the water park.
Fiore: Finally we made it.
Rosemary: I could use some coffee.
Zee: You coffee virgin
Zombie: Wait, when the fuck did you two get back?
Zee: Plot convenience bro. You can't get rid of us forever.
Fiore: (Writes something down and smiles evilly)
The gang gets out and goes up to the gate.
Silver: Yo, there's a note on the gate.
Izzy: (Reading the note) Are you fucking serious?!
Latrell: What's wrong?
Izzy: The shit isn't even open today?!
Zee: What? But it's supposed to be open on Sundays.
Latrell: ARE YOU- IT'S MONDAY YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!
Zee: Oh...(laughs nervously then runs)
Latrell: (Chases him with a bat) GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Silver: (Eats popcorn)
Fiore: Can I have some?
Silver: (Gives Fiore popcorn)
Fiore: Yay!
Mike: Soo... anyone up for some rap battles?
Darknight: Like what?
Mike: Like Skibidi toil-
Izzy: (Gives Mike a Super Double Decker Deluxe Drop Kick)
Zombie: Where'd you learn that?
Izzy: I learned it from Phoenix.
Phoenix: I learned it from Silver.
Silver: I taught you well.
Phoenix: So can we go eat now?
Silver: Sure (Pulls out a Portal gun)
Darknight: Where'd you get that from?
Silver: Stole it off Latrell.
Lilac: WHAT?! You mean we could have just used that to get here instead of driving halfway across America?!
Silver: Uhhhhhhhhhh. (Uses the gun to open a portal and pulls Phoenix with him into the portal)
Rosemary: Can we ever just have a normal day?
A portal opens up and walks out of it and grabs Zombie
Silver: You have the credit card. (Pulls Zombie in the portal)
The others just stood around in confusion while Latrell was still chasing Zee around.
Fiore: Where do you think they went?
Zombie: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Squidward: We sell food here sir.
So it was kinda rushed and poorly executed, but there wasn't really supposed to be an real point to anything so it works out fine. Let me know ehat you think.