Prompt: A race to California
Lee: Let's have a race to California!
Zombie: Why?
Lee: Why not?
Zombie: Good point.
Outside
Lee: Alright so eho wants to participate?
Silver, Latrell, Mike, Lilac, Rosemary, Crimson, Phoenix, Fiore, and Zombie all raise their hands.
Lee: Alright, let's get into pairs. I'll be with Zombie.
Phoenix: I'll go with Silver.
Latrell: Good, keep me away from that nigga in a moving vehicle. I'll go with Fiore.
Fiore: Yippie! (Sips apple juice)
Lilac: I'll go with Mike. Which leaves Rosemary and Crimson.
Everyone was getting into their vehicles. Team Lee were in a Yoshi car, Team Rosemary were in a cat car, Team Latrell were in a Mustang, Team Almighty Silver-
Rosemary: Egowing
Slaps Rosemary
As I was saying, Team Almighty Silver were in the van. Team Lilac were in a Ralsei car. And Team Peter were in the Peter-copter. Wait...
Silver: Get out of here fatass! You're not in this story!
Peter: Aww
Zee: (Holding a checkered flag) Is everyone ready?
Racers: Ready!
Zee: First team ti California wins. (For the record this is taking place in Texas) Ready? GO!
The racers sped off, but not before running over Zee.
Zee: Mean!
With Team Lee
Lee: This is too easy. We're already in the lead!
Zombie: Real. Nothing can stop the Yoshi car!
The Yoshi car soon gets hit by a blue spiny shell.
Zombie: WHAT THE FUCK?!
The two looked in the mirrors to see Team Latrell grinning evilly as they pass them up.
Latrell: See ya suckers! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fiore: (Blows a raspberry)
Lee: That black mother fucker!
Zombie: What is it with Fiore hating me and Yoshi so much!
Zombie gets a text from Mike that says "What is it with Fiore hating me and Yoshi so much?*"
Zombie: I need new friends.
With Team Rosemary
Crimson: (Eating fries chicken) Speed your ass up nigga. We're way behind!
Rosemary: Bitch, I don't want to damage my cat car.
Crimson: Did you just call me bitch? Is this... character development?
Rosemary: You wanna know what would be character development? You not eating fried chicken.
Crimson: Like you're one to talk nigga. You can't go one hour without drinking some coffee.
Rosemary: Ok then. How about we make a bet? I can't drink coffee for the whole day, and you can't eat any fried chicken?
Crimson: It's a bet. Loser has to be the winner's slave.
Rosemary: No fair, you're use to that already. But fine.
Crimson: (Throws the chicken away) I can't wait to see you in a maid's outfit!
Rosemary: You kinky bitch.
Crimson: And proud of it nigga!
With Team Silver the Great
Phoenix: Silver, I think we're lost.
Silver: What makes you say that?
Phoenix: I can see Earth through the window.
Silver: What the? Oh shit we're on the moon!
Phoenix: Why the hell we get to the moon.
Silver: Who cares, I've always wanted to go to space.
Phoenix: I guess it's pretty cool. (Stomach growls)
I'm hungry! I didn't even get to eat this morning!
Silver: Blame Crimson for taking all the damn chicken.
Phoenix: Well can we go back to Earth and get something to eat.
Silver: Alright, let's go!
With Team Latrell
Fiore: Do you think we have the best shot at winning?
Latrell: Oh 100%. Mike would probably slow Lilac down, Lee is an idiot, Rosemary and Crimson will probably stop at every Starbucks and KFC along the way, and knowing Silver he probably got his ass lost in space.
Fiore: Good point. Speaking of Mike and Lilac, I wonder how they are.
With Team Lilac
Mike: And that's how Skibidi Toilet won the rap battle.
Lilac: That was pretty cool. I'm surprised Izzy hates it so much.
Mike: Right, she just doesn't know good rap battles.
Lilac: So how far do we have left?
Mike: To where?
Lilac: To California.
Mike: Oh right, forgot about the race.
Lilac: Bitch, you been giving me directions this whole time.
Mike: I don't think saying left and right over and over is "Giving directions".
Lilac: Well put on the GPS.
Mike: Umm, I forgot it.
Lilac: YOU- I swear to god we lose because you decide to pull a Silver and get us lost!
Mike: Knowing Silver he's probably even more lost than we are.
With Team Silver God
Phoenix: Are we almost to the nearest restaurant?
Silver: Actually, we're here! We made it to California!
Phoenix: Umm, this doesn't seem right.
Silver: (Rolls down the window) Yo ugly dude, do you know what state this is?
Dude that looks like Zee: California
Silver: See told you.
Phoenix notices the man's clothes. He has an afro and looks like he just got back from a disco party.
Phoenix: Umm sir, what year is it?
Dude that looks like Zee: It's 1976.
Phoenix: 1976?! YOU DROVE US BACK IN TIME?!
Silver: Huh, so I did.
Phoenix: You're lucky you're my brother or I would probably kill you.
Silver: But the world can't function without my presence on it.
Dude that looks like Zee: You guys are weird.
Silver: (Shoots the dude and drives off)
With Team Lee
Lee and Zombie: 100 bottles of pop on the wall, 100 bottles of pop! You take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of pop on the wall.
Zombie: Yo dude, I think we made it.
Sure enough, the two did make it to California.
Lee: (Stops the car and gets out) HA! I knew we'd get here before Latrell and Fiore!
Latrell: (Walking up to them with a box of Little Caesars and some pineapple soda) You were saying nigga?
Zombie: What the?! How'd you two get here first?
Latrell: We're just like that.
Lee: Fucker muffins!
Fiore: (Whispers to Latrell) Should we tell them we used the portal gun?
Latrell: (Whispers back) Nah, let them wallow in their misery, it's funny.
With Team Rosemary
Crimson: Mother fucker, stop falling asleep at the wheel!
Rosemary: (Snaps awake) Well it's not my fault, I need coffee to stay awake!
Crimson: Bitch you need coffee to get out of bed. You're hella lazy.
Rosemary: Quit your blabbering. Look, we made it.
The two pull up to the other two teams.
Crimson: Damn, only 3rd place?
Latrell: Yup. Oh Rosemary we got you some coffee.
Rosemary: GIVE ME! (Takes the coffee from Latrell, smacks him, then drinks rhe coffee)
Crimson: Yes! I win the bet bitch!
Rosemary: Oh fuck me.
Crimson: Well if you really want me t-
Rosemary: NO!
With Team King Silver
Phoenix: (Stomach growls) Silver are we getting anywhere near food?!
Silver: Uhh, not exactly.
The two look outside to find themselves in front of Peter Griffin's house.
Phoenix: ...
Silver: Hey, could be worse.
Peter lands right next to the car.
Silver: Hey fatass, what are you doing?
Peter: I'm fighting this damn chicken!
Phoenix: Chicken? Where?!
The yellow chicken then lands next to them.
Silver: Hmm, I have an idea that'll solve both your problems.
With Team Lilac
They finally arrive.
Latrell: About damn time. Where were you niggas?
Lilac: I don't wanna talk about it.
Mike: 4th place? Boo.
Fiore: Cry about it bitch.
Mike: Mean.
Rosemary: (Wearing a maid's outfit and serving Crimson fried chicken with an angry face) Here's your food.
Crimson: Here's my food what?
Rosemary: (Grits his teeth) Here's your food, mommy.
Crimson: That's right.
Mike: When did Rosemary become Crimson's bitch?
Latrell: Don't worry about it. Now where the fuck are Silver and Phoenix?
With Team I'm too lazy to think of anything else Silver
Silver, Phoenix, and Peter were sitting at the table eating fried chicken.
Peter: I always knew it would end like this.
Meg: (Walks in) Hey guys.
Silver: (Shoots Meg)
Phoenix: Best big brother ever!
Silver: Always a pleasure!
I'm on a roll!