Prompt: Pokemon rap battle!

Characters: Silver, Latrell, Mike

Latrell: (Holds a microphone) Welcome bitches to the first ever and completely necessary Pokemon Rap Battles Tournament! This is were two people who have a pokemon disagreement settle the score by rap battling as a certain pokemon or character. They can even just battle as themselves. The argument that initiates the battle can be anything. Ranging from which pokemon is better, which region is better, angry! Today we have a battle between a dyslexic motherfucker, and a nigga that once lost his phone in the refrigerator. They're here to decide on which pokemon is better: Blastoise or Charizard!

The crowd starts clapping.

Latrell: Let's introduce our two battlers. To my left representing Blastoise, it's MIKE!

Mike walks out onto the field looking as nerdy as ever.

Latrell: And to my right representing Charizard, it's SILVER!

Silver walks onto the field looking dashing and as smart as ever, though he always looks dashing and smart.

Latrell: Alright, BATTLE BEGIN!

Mike: I'm the master of water, with cannons on my back. You may spit out flames, but I'll douse them with a splash. You think you are so hot, flying high in the sky. But when I unleash my hydro pump, you'll be feeling high and dry.

Silver: Don't know why you're battling, Gary's retired. I'll burn you to a crisp, watch you expire. You'll be left on the ground, watch you convulse. You looking pretty weak, didn't feel a water pulse.

Mike: Watch that Temper Flare buddy, don't wanna overheat. Hope you get smacked down, bring you to your feet. An overrated mon doesn't deserve to fly high. When I'm done with you, watch you burn and die.

Silver: Watch me burn and die, now that's a kick. You're just the rival, I'm the protags' pick. You'll be paralyzed, once you look at my glare. Much like the bond phenomenon, that's a fusion flare!

Mike: The rival huh? I see your dragon rage. Yeah you were strong, till Trevor took the stage. Fumbled hard during the battle frontier. I killed you with wave crash, now I'm top tier!

Silver: I turn the heat up so high you'll evaporate, my dragon claws will make sure you decapitate. Your existence ain't shit, just leaves a little damp. Meanwhile I'm soaring to new heights, CAUSE I'M THE WORLD CHAMP!

Latrell: GAME OVER! MAN THAT SHIT WAS FIRE! Pun unintended. Let's hear it from Silver and Mi...

Mike: (Angry) I'll show you evaporation. BLASTOISE DROWN HIM! (Throws pokeball and brings out Blastoise)

Silver: Bring it on water boy. CHARIZARD SET THE FLAME! (Throws pokeball and let's out Charizard.

Latrell: Woah now both of you chill. Dracovish cool them down! (Throws pokeball and let's out Dracovish)

Silver: (Pulls out a gun and shoots Dracovish)

Latrell: OH COME ON!

Silver: (Gigantamaxes Charizard) USE G-MAX WILDFIRE!

Charizard used the powerful move and damn near burned down the entire stadium.

Latrell: (Gets up looking even blacker than normal) Well I better calm them down before I end up extra crispy. Don't forget to vote in the comments in who you guys think won the battle. Hopefully I'll see you all next time!

Mike: (In the background) Dachsbun I choose you!

Silver: (In the background shoots Dachsbun)

Latrell: Ok that was deserved.

Damn rap battles are tough to write.