Prompt: Skully is on trial for the murder of Maggie De Glock

Characters: Silver, Latrell, Skully, Blue, Rosemary, Zee, Fiore

Latrell: (Wears a stupid white wig that judges wear for whatever reason) We will now hear what the jury has to say. Do we punish Skully for killing Maggie? Or do we throw him a party and celebrate his wonderful accomplishments to the world? Personally I'd go with the latter.

Fiore: But he still killed someone. That shouldn't be overlooked.

Silver: But it was for the greater good. I say we let it slide.

Zee: Of course you let murder slide.

Rosemary: Skully is a waste of skin and otherwise a coward, he deserves his punishment.

Silver: But the person Skully chooses to be is his decision. He can be his own person. Just because this person is a low grade good for nothing pathetic weed, out-spined by Peter the spineless octopus, world-renowned for his lack of spine, that doesn't mean we should judge him. We should accept the spineless nigga he chooses to be.

Zee: You say that as if you didn't just shit on his entire existence just now.

Silver: That's besides the point.

Rosemary: Yeah, the point is that your okay with murder.

Fiore: Well murder can only be valid in certain situations. Like self defense.

Latrell: Or for the greater good of the world, which is what this case is.

Blue: I don't think the judge is supposed to have a bias opinion.

Latrell: And you're not supposed to drive with two feet, yet Silver still does that.

Silver: It doesn't make sense to have to drive with one foot when you can just have one foot on the gas, and the other on the breaks at the same time. Makes shit simpler.

Fiore: We're getting off topic. How did Skully even commit the murder anyway?

Skully: I fed that bitch 200 apple seeds.

Zee: How can you die from apple seeds?

Silver: Apple seeds contain tiny traces of cyanide. The amount one has isn't lethal, but 200 of them can definitely add one to your body count.

Latrell: (Writes that down)

Zee: Why didn't you just shoot her like a normal person?

Skully: You saw how fat that woman is? I was afraid the bullet would bounce off of her and come back to me!

Silver: Smart move.

Skully: Thanks, maybe I'm the ultimate Smart Killer!

Fiore: You still don't know your ultimate talent?

Skully: It's not easy alright? Could be anything. Heck I could even be the ultimate Gambler.

Fiore: We already have one.

Skully: I'd wager that people can have more than one talent.

Latrell: "You'd wager"? Are you proud of that pun?

Skully: ...I mean...a little.

Silver: Well now we know you're not the ultimate comedian.

Rosemary: Enough! Until you give me a good reason to let Skully free, I vote for guilty.

Zee: He voted Obama.

Rosemary: Do I look like Latrell to you?

Silver: His cousin owns a coffee shop.

Rosemary: (To Skully) Give me a discount and you're free to go.

Skully: Yay!

Latrell: Finally this shit is over. Now let's order some little Ceasears.

Zee: O-

Silver: Shut up before I get Rosemary to stick a pickle up your ass, out your mouth, and then shove it down your throat. No Diddy.

Rosemary: Why me?

Silver: Well I don't wanna do it. And I would never make a girl do something like that.

Fiore and Blue:

Latrell: Alright, case dismissed!

Skully: Finally, now I can go by a new condom.

Latrell: From where? Hook me up!

Skully: Mike just opened a new condom place!

Zee: What's it called? Mikro Penises?

Skully: No, it's called "A Condom at your Convenience."

Latrell: Convenience? Who do I look like Drake?

Zee: I mean you're both bl-

Latrell: (Shoots Zee but only a little bit)

Zee: You bitch.

Latrell: Now come on let's go. I'll drive. But don't do no stupid shit. My license is suspended.

Rosemary: Wait, your licence is suspended?

Latrell: Just a little bit.

Rosemary: How can it be only a little suspended?

Latrell: Point is, don't do stupid shit.

Silver: But I have a whole list of stupid shit!

Zee: (Eats the list)

Silver: Nevermind

Yeah I couldn't think of much to do this chapter. But I have an idea for the next chapter to try!