Characters: Rosemary, Izzy, Silver, Latrell, Mike, Zee, Fiore, Skully, Crimson, Lee

New character: Dan- Rosemary's younger brother

Prompt: Rosemary owns a coffee shop and Dan is an employee, their friends sure don't make things easy for them.

Dan was wiping the counters. The place will open in one hour so things have to be set right.

Latrell: (Flies in through the ceiling on a Charizard) Good day my fellow American!

Dan: Bruh you just broke the whole goddamn roof, this ain't no good day! How am I gonna explain this to Rosemary? I am tired of him taking shit out my paycheck.

Latrell: Anywho, five eggrolls please.

Dan: We're not even open yet!

Silver: (Pops up from under the floors on a Steelix) Exactly, we don't have to wait in any lines.

Dan: Where the fuck did you come from?!

Zee: (Jumps out of Steelix's mouth) Do we need to have a talk about the birds and the bees?

Crimson: (Zip lines through the window along with Fiore) You niggas got some fried chicken?

Fiore: And some apple juice?

Dan: Does this look like KFC to you?

Rosemary: (Walks in looking befuddled) What the fuck happened?!

Dan: These motherfuckers just burst in through all places except the fucking door!

Mike: (Walks in through the door) Hi!

Rosemary: At least the door is still intact.

Fiore: Oh I can fix that! (Sticks her hand in her pocket and pulls out Izzy, who's holding a baseball bat, and is now holding Izzy like a baseball bat and swings her into the door breaking it)

Rosemary: -_-

Latrell: Are we just not gonna question how and why Izzy was in Fiore's pocket?

Zombie: (Rises from underground) Better question, what was Zee doing in Steelix's mouth?

Zee: Well Steelix looks like a long hard dick. So instead of riding on it, I was riding inside it.

Everyone: ...

Fiore: Why were you underground Zombie?

Zombie: Because I'm Zombie of course.

Zee: Valid

Skully: (Walks out from the kitchen) Hey everyone!

Rosemary: What were you doing in the kitchen?

Skully: Was checking out that awesome giant toilet in the back.

Dan: Toilet? You mean our coffee machine. I admit it's pretty big and does kind of look like a toilet.

Skully: Uh, it is a toilet. And I should know. I just pooped in it.

Record scratch

Rosemary: YOU WHAT?!

Skully: I. Pooped. In. It!

Lee: (Walks out of the kitchen) Woo doggy, do not go up in there. I just dropped a fat duce in that toilet.

Skully: Hell yeahh! (Pulls out a music box amd starts hitting the griddy while Lee does the Orange Justice)

Skully and Lee: We pooped in the toilet!

Dan: IT WASN'T A TOILET YOU FUDGING FRICKIN FRAGIC FUCKS! IT WAS A COFFEE MACHINE!

Skully: Well if the "coffee" wasn't brown before it sure is now.

Lee: Even more than Latrell.

Latrell: (Pulls out a bow and arrow and shoots Lee mediocrely in his arm)

Lee: You black ni-

Rosemary: How the fuck am I going to fix everything in less than an hour?!

Silver: Call Bob the Builder?

Mike: Or Handy Mandy?

Zee: I'm gonna handy mandy your di-

Latrell: Relax, I have the plot armor of gods. Let me work my magic. First we all have to leave for about 10 or so minutes, come back, and everything will be good as new.

Rosemary: At this point I'll try anything.

Latrell: Alright, let's go get into Mike's van.

Mike: Why my van?

Latrell: Cuz you're the only one who came here in a vehicle.

Rosemary: I still have my car.

Izzy: Hey Fiore, I found this button in your pocket. (Holds a button) What does it do?

Fiore: I think it blows up Yoshi Island.

Zombie: WHY :(

Fiore: Press that for me real quick.

Izzy: Ok

Izzy pressed the button, and an explosion is heard outside. Everyone looks to see a burning tire from Rosemary's car rolling by.

Fiore: Oh wait, that was the button to blow up Rosemary's car.

Rosemary: •_•

Zombie: (Sighs in relief)

Latrell: Anyway let's go!

Everyone gets in Mike's van, Mike was going to drive, but Latrell tossed him in the back and took the drivers seat.

Mike: Rude.

Zee: Yo Mikel, a question.

Mike: What?

Zee: Why the fuck is the outside of your van covered in Ralseis, and has the words "Ralsei Rover" on the side?

Mike: He's so cute!

Rosemary: Can we at least have a normal car ride? No weird shit for once?

Latrell: Sure

30 seconds later

Latrell, Silver, Zee, and Izzy: WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP! IN OUR FAVORITE PIECE OF SHIT!

Mike: Hey!

Latrell, Silver, Zee, and Izzy: GOING 95!

Zombie: Wait what?

Latrell, Silver, Zee and Izzy: WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!

Crimson: No shit, slow the fuck down!

Lee: Yo where the bathroom at? I gotta go take a shit.

Dan: YOU ALREADY SHITTED IN THE FUCKING COFFEE MACHINE!

Latrell: (Eating Chicken) Doesn't surprise me, nigga always full of shit.

Zombie: Wait if your back here, then who the fuck is driving?

Fiore: (In the driver's seat) YIPPIE!

Fiore soon sees a cliff and drives right off of it

Izzy: Abandon ship!

Everyone gets out of the van and starts free falling.

Mike: FIORE! WHY!

Fiore: I don't know, I just wanted to!

Mike tries to run after Fiore as Fiore tries to run away, but obviously they're not going anywhere but down.

Zombie: Yo Silver fly us to safety!

Silver: Go get transgender ebola!

Latrell: Quick, everyone hold onto me.

Zee: If you're going to ask me out at least buy me dinner first.

Latrell: No you dumbass, just hold onto me!

Everyone did so and suddenly a parachute activated.

Rosemary: You have a parachute?

Latrell: The real question is why don't any of you?

Skully: Why would you even just have a parachute?

Latrell: You think I'm going to hang around you niggas and not be prepared?

Rosemary: Good point.

Our heroes safely descend to the ground. Although Latrell pushed Zee off about 20ft before they reached the ground.

Zee: You dick.

Rosemary: So how are we going to get back to my coffee shop?

Latrell: Simple (Throws a pokeball revealing Alakazam) Teleport us back to the coffee shop.

Alakazam does so and they're back at the coffee shop, it looks like as if nothing even happened.

Mike: You mean my Ralsei Rover got destroyed for nothing?

Fiore: I did us all a favor. (Sips on apple juice)

Zombie: This place could really use some zombie touch.

Rosemary: Shut up you Twat! I'm about to open so you all get the hell out! Ugh, I hate Mondays.

Silver: Uhh, Rosemary?

Rosemary: What?

Silver: It's not Monday.

Rosemary: What?

Izzy: Yeah, it's Sunday.

Dan: But that can't be right. We don't even open on Sundays.

Zee: Why did you think it's Sunday?

Dan: That's what my calendar said.

Rosemary: Wait, you don't mean that Puppy calendar do you?

Dan: Yeah, why?

Rosemary: THAT CALENDAR WAS FROM LAST YEAR YOU (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP). YOU MEAN TO TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING WAS FOR NOTHING?!

Dan: (Sweats nervously)

Everyone else: (Eating popcorn)

Rosemary: (Breathes like Jason)

Zombie: Uhh, I think we should leave.

Everyone leaves in the exact same way they came in. Needless to say the coffee shop was once again a mess.

Rosemary: (Hands Dan a broom) You'll be needing that. (Walks away)

Dan: Ahh Skibidi.

Latrell: (Returns on Charizard, punches Dan in the face, then leaves again)

This chapter was pretty fun to write.