Original Posted On Aug. 6, 2024
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Poppeteer17: Alright.
Yami Luna Kitsune: Kurama was being petty, that's it. She could have left things be, but chose petty vengeance and personal gain when she solo attacked Gamabunta and the Toad Yakuza. Yes, she did. I HAD to add that Family Guy reference, it is fucking hilarious. Naruto was making fun of Millie, that's why Moxxie bopped him.
Bednarczykmiki: Yeah, he really does.
Jebest4781: Thank you.
StrongGuy159: Yep, yep, that arm is bad ass. I did my best to make it look cool.
Dktv9: Yes to all accounts mentioned.
MichaelTheFox: You will enjoy this chapter.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Karma sadly bit Gamabunta, because of Kurama's petty need for vengeance. If you think Andy was cute last chapter, you'll become a diabetic this chapter.
Gamelover41592: You're welcome.
Calderoneric758: That would be cool, but… how'd it work? Enjoy the new art.
MEATBICYCLE: Thanks for your help.
Ravage88Atlas: When did Fuu touch herself?
Rick: That's a perfect angle for Bunta while he works under Kurama.
Nicholas: But if Millie didn't go overboard, Fuu would not have gotten her wings and pincers.
Nisshoku: A Kishin? No, she just eats souls and gets stronger. No radical transformation.
Guest: I'm glad I was able to be there when you needed something.
DaftMerc39: Bunta had to, or else Kurama would have taken his and Hiro's souls and eaten them too. Millie would be a bad PE teacher. Just about two years for Naruto's stay in Hell. Fuu also has pincers like Dvorah. This is the Way. FUCK, that would have been funny if Ozzie had said that too. No, I went anime/star wars for Naruto's prosthetic arm. I had Loona post pictures of Naruto's arm on social media so I didn't have to show everyone's reactions. Quite a lot of Arcs. I enjoyed focusing on Tamamo and company. I got a LOT of new art posted today.
DireWolf1412: Kurama is beyond redemption, so her sinking lower makes sense.
Sniperbro1998: WHO ELSE WANTS NARUTOXLOONAXVEROSIKAXFUU!
Fenris Silverblood: Soul eating is Kurama's most guarded secret. There are some elements I have set up, LONG before now. So, lets see if people can piece them together. Because Naruto and Kurama right now could be even, but under one specific circumstance.
Scheffinator: Because that's the same series I pulled that ability from.
StarDustDragonknight: What do you think will happen~
Ice: it's possible.
Thor94: I set up how Naruto could beat Kurama earlier in the story, lets see of people can remember.
Yenke: You're welcome, now, come, to the House of Asmodeus.
Marshman101: It's JUST Gamabunta, the Toad Yakuza has been left alone.
Reggad the Knife: Teehee, you've read my mind.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 118: Separate Parties
Evening, Pride Ring, DFS…
Naruto rocked Andromeda in his arms, his baby peacefully asleep as his wives showered.
Today had been a good day.
He got his new arm.
Now he could comfortably hold his child.
Unable to stop smiling, Naruto put Andromeda in her crib, gently scratching her cheek with his right hand.
He could 'feel' her fur and body temperature through the copper/brass-colored fingertips.
'I am so happy Ozzie added this feature.' Naruto thought as he walked to the bed, stretching as he sat on it.
His phone went off, playing Kesha's 'Die Young'.
'Bee?' Naruto thought as he answered his phone. "Hello?"
"Hey, bitch~" Bee affectionately insulted, making Naruto smile, though one ear tilted to the side. "I am hosting a big party tomorrow! Jayjay and Vortex are coming, and I wanted to see if my student and his wives could come too!"
Naruto blinked.
"Well… Verosika is going to Ozzie's tomorrow."
"Oh, that's fine, just you and Loona then?"
"I'll have to ask her…" Naruto leaned back, looking toward the bathroom door as Loona and Verosika exited, wearing towels around their bodies and heads. "Hey, Loona, Bee wants to know if you and I wanna go to her place tomorrow for a party?"
Loona's ears perked up when she heard 'Bee' and 'Party'.
"Sure, just need to get Andromeda a baby sitter."
Meanwhile…
"Hey, Stolas," Blitz said suavely on the phone.
Stolas's Mansion…
"Oh, Blitzy, what a pleasant surprise." The Prince said in surprise as he muted his tv.
He was currently wearing a dirty bathrobe, eating ice cream while watching a novella.
"Well, my employees and Verosika are going to Ozzie's tomorrow, and since your divorce has been complete for a while, I was wondering…"
Dry Fuck Studios, Blitz's Room…
Blitz looked out the window, blushing.
"… If you wanted to go to Ozzie's tomorrow…"
Blitz bit his lip.
His heart beating in his chest.
"Oh, Blitzy, I'd Love to!"
Next Morning…
"I'D LOVE TO BABYSIT!" Charlie screamed into the phone.
She had been up for an hour, eating breakfast with Razzle and Dazzle, while the rest of the hotel was sleeping.
Probably not now, but still.
"Okay, so Loona and I will come by later today to drop Andromeda off. We don't know when we will be back, so is a possible over night stay okay?" Naruto asked the Princess of Hell.
"ABSOLUTELY!" Charlie hollered.
Razzle and Dazzle looked at each other with concern.
Skip, Afternoon…
"Alright, that is everything." Verosika said as she wiped her head.
She, Loona, and Naruto had packed everything Andromeda would need into the car Loona and Naruto would be borrowing.
Their plan was to pick up Jayjay and Vortex, then drop Andromeda and the supplies off at the Hotel with Charlie, and after that, they would make the drive to Gluttony Ring.
"Who wants lunch?" Fuu called out as she leaned out of the window.
"We do!" Verosika called out, smiling brightly.
Fuu smiled, returning her attention to the baby who was chugging from her bottle.
Fuu sighed as she sat down.
She was going to be all alone in DFS that night, with Verosika, Millie, and Moxxie leaving for Lust as Naruto and Loona were going to Gluttony while Blitz mentioned he was going out, not saying where.
Fuu distracted herself from her woes as Naruto, Loona, and Verosika entered the kitchen, ready to eat lunch.
Meanwhile…
"WE GOTTA CLEAN EVERYTHING! THE BABY IS COMING OVER FOR THE NIGHT!" Charlie yelled frantically.
Husker, Nifty, Pentious, the Egg Bois, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie busted their asses as they cleaned the foyer and the first few floors of the hotel, where they had planned on allowing the baby to be.
"I don't understand all the fuss, it's just a simple baby-sitting job." Alastor asked as he watched, taking some amusement from the panic his subordinates and business partners.
"It's not just any baby, Alastor, it's Andromeda!" Charlie explained. "An adorable hellhound pup who will take a lot of energy and focus to make sure she is not harmed."
Alastor rolled his eyes.
"Well, you do you, my dear." Alastor said as he retreated to his room.
Once in his room, he sat down, propping his elbows on the table before lacing his fingers together.
Flashback…
"Alastor…" Naruto said calmly as he poured himself another drink. "I can't do it."
He drank his shot as Alastor did a double take, laughing curtly as he stood up.
"Excuse me, the echo is bad in here…" Alastor said as he 'adjusted' the dial on his cane. "But did you say… no?"
Naruto nodded as he poured himself more whiskey.
"I will not make a contract." Naruto repeated as he put the bottle down, staring the livid Overlord in the eyes. "I have a daughter… I can't sell my soul. I need to be there for her."
Alastor snarled.
"Such bullshit." He stated as he stood up, slamming his hands on the table hard enough to nearly break it, splintering it as he gripped the ends. "You can gain such knowledge and power under me…" his voice glitched. "You decline this…"
"Yes…" Naruto said as he drank more.
Alastor slapped the shot glass out of Naruto's hand, shattering on the wall as he grabbed the hound by the scruff of his shirt, pulling him close, the table shattering as Alastor grew several sized to big, holding Naruto with one hand as his horns scrapped the ceiling.
"YOU DENY ME!" He shouted, saliva dribbling out of his mouth. "YOU WASTE MY TIME, JUST TO DENY ME!"
Naruto just stared, his body limp.
"I won't forsake my child for you, now…" Naruto said as he grabbed Alastor's finger, holding up his other hand, which had a familiar sphere spinning in it. "I'd like to be put down, now."
Alastor hissed when the Rasengan slammed into his hand, injuring him.
Naruto hit the ground as Alastor returned to normal size, however, he was under Alastor, whose body was contorted as his horns continued to grow.
"I SHOULD AIR YOUR SCREAMS ON MY RADIO SHOW!" Alastor threatened. "NO ONE HUMILIATES THE RADIO DEMON!"
His magic spread throughout the room, shaking the hotel to its very core.
Flashback End…
Alastor's anger sizzled as he gripped his hands tightly enough to shatter human bones.
He shuddered at the thought of Naruto's crotch spawn being in close proximity of his being.
Taking a deep breath, Alastor turned on his radio, music began to play as he adjusted the station and volume.
Hour Later…
"Stay safe, Fuu." Naruto said as he hugged his friend.
"I will." Fuu said as she watched him get in the car with Loona and Andromeda before they drove off.
Verosika, Millie, Moxxie, and Blitz had left earlier.
Now all alone, Fuu walked back inside.
First thing she did.
Kicked off her clothes, walking around naked.
Second thing she did.
She cracked open a cold beer, grabbed her Bong of Death, made a 'Cuban Sandwich'.
Going the living room, Fuu queued up Netflix 'Dave Chapelle: Sticks and Stones'.
Lighting the bong as the Netflix logo appeared, Fuu inhaled a lot of the smoke.
She was going to spend her night getting high and drunk.
Numbing her worries and laughter.
Meanwhile…
"Hey, sweetie!" Jayjay said, having greeted the parents, now giving her niece all of her attention as she and Vortex got into the car.
Andromeda garbled and smiled at her aunt and uncle gave her cheek kisses before sitting down and buckling their seatbelts.
"Alright, next stop, the Hazbin Hotel." Loona said as she hit the gas.
Meanwhile, Lust Ring, Ozzie's…
"Alright, we're going through the back." Verosika said as she and her parent-in-laws parked in the back of Ozzie's.
"I'm so excited." Moxxie said, all giddy.
He was dressed up all fancy.
"Me too, hon. Thank you again for inviting us, Verosika." Millie added.
She had put her hair up and wore a lovely black dress.
"Sorry Naruto and Loona couldn't come." Moxxie apologized… again.
"Hey, hey…" Verosika told them, putting her hands on their shoulders. "This is fine. I am fine spending time with my in-laws."
Moxxie, while not fully persuaded, accepted his daughter-in-law's reasoning.
"Ah, shucks, you're gonna make me blush." Millie said as she hugged her daughter-in-law.
Both imps put their arms around Verosika's waist, her arms on their shoulders, and the trio walked into the back.
They were several hours early to the show, just as Blitz and Stolas arrived, joining the long line.
Forty-Five Minutes Later…
"That is everything." Loona told Charlie as Naruto, Vortex, and Jayjay finished putting Andromeda's stuff in the hotel.
"Alright, let's get changed." Naruto announced.
The four of them had come to the hotel in their casual, planning on changing at the hotel, and then going to Gluttony.
"Alright, I got rooms for you to change in." Charlie gestured to the second floor as she held Andromeda and her Courage doll, who clung to her Aunt Charlie, snuggling into her warmth.
The two couples walked upstairs, entered the rooms, changed and exited.
Loona wore a red tube dress with a pentagram spaghetti straps.
Jayjay wore lime/acid green dress with one sleeve exposed.
Vortex wore black jeans, a gray button up shirt with the neck open, and a chain necklace.
Naruto, meanwhile, wore leather pants, a deep blue long sleeve button up, with a black vest.
"Okay, sweetie, stay safe and listen to Aunt Charlie and Aunt Vaggie." Naruto told his daughter, kissing her head.
Loona, Vortex, and Jayjay followed suit, giving the baby love and affection before they left.
"Alright, niñita." Vaggie said as she smiled, looking at Andromeda. "What do you wanna do?"
Andromeda… punched Vaggie in her eyepatch covered eye.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HIJO DE UNA PUTA AMANTEDE LAS POLLAS!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Angel laughed as he walked down the steps, seeing the beloved of Hell's Princess writhe in pain. "She has her dad's strength all right."
Angel took the baby and the doll from Charlie, who went to comfort the enraged/pain filled sinner.
"Alright, I'm giving you a makeover." Angel said as he took the babe to his room.
Once he sat on his bed, Angel took off Andromeda's headband, Angel began to brush her hair, humming to himself.
Fat Nuggets jumped onto the bed, walking up to the babe, looking at her curiously.
Andromeda sniffed Nuggets.
Nuggets sniffed Andromeda.
"Awe~" Angel sounded, snapping a picture as the baby licked his piglet before hugging it, the two rubbing cheeks together as the Courage doll came to life…
What?
A piglet could still hurt a baby.
Meanwhile…
Fuu cackled, nearly falling off of the couch as she laughed.
Her eyes were reddened and her mouth was cotton.
She reached over, grabbing her beer… only to feel that it was empty.
Bummed out, Fuu got up, nearly dropping her bong.
Once it was safely on the table, Fuu stumbled into the kitchen, grabbing more beer.
Subconsciously, she knew this was something she was going to regret.
But in the moment, she was having fun, and wanted deeply to keep that flow going.
Evening…
"Next." The Bouncer allowed the couple in. "Alright…"
He looked Blitz and Stolas up and down.
"What?" Blitz cockily asked as he put his arm around Stolas's waist, getting a small gasp and blush from his partner. "You got something to say?"
The Bouncer shook his head, stepping aside.
"Go right ahead, you two." He said, allowing the couple to walk in.
Blitz smirked as he and Stolas walked into Ozzie's.
"Blitzy, may I ask… why did you want us to come here?" Stolas asked as they looked for a table.
"No real reason. Just wanted to take you out somewhere nice." Blitz asked, his eyes scanning the crowd for Millie and Moxxie.
"Well, it was out of nowhere…"
Stolas was silenced when Blitz expertly spun him around.
"Can't I treat my partner like the royalty that he is without a reason?" he sensually asked the Prince.
Stolas blushed, nodding his head as his heart beat in his chest.
Blitz smiled as he let Stolas stand… and then…
He saw Millie and Moxxie.
'Alright, going to see if there is a table far away from them.' Blitz thought, leading Stolas to the other side. 'Don't want to bother them.'
Meanwhile…
The car lifted several inches off of the ground as Loona went over a small hill.
Jayjay, Naruto, and Vortex's assholes clenched as they followed gravity up, going weightless for a second or two, before they landed back in their seats as the cd player played music.
*Queen: Sheer Heart Attack*
"~Well you're just seventeen, all you wanna do is disappear
You know what I mean there's a lot of space
Between your ears
The way that you touch don't feel nu nu nothin'
Hey hey hey hey, it was the D.N.A.
Hey hey hey hey, that made me this way
Do you know, do you know, do you know, just how I feel?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, just how I feel?~"
Meanwhile…
"ANDY, NO!" Angel Dust screamed as Andromeda got into his makeup, her tiny hands being coated in said material.
"~Sheer heart attack
Sheer heart attack
Real cardiac~"
Meanwhile…
Verosika was in her dressing room.
She had finished changing into the outfit she had chosen to wear, a pink long sleeve shirt with X's on her breasts, a short black skirt with a white heart, and white boots.
She put up her hair, and then looked herself in the mirror.
'I wish Naruto and Loona could see me now.' She thought, pushing her lips into a playful seductive pout.
Pulling out her phone, Verosika took a selfie.
"~I feel so inar, inar, inar, inar, inar, inar, inar, inarticulate~"
Meanwhile…
"What are you going to order, Stolas?" Blitz asked as he looked through the menu.
He purposely faced away from the direction Millie and Moxxie were sitting.
"I think I am going to have this." Stolas said as he pointed at the menu, showing it to Blitz. "And if I may be so bold, can we get this wine?"
"~Gotta feelin', gotta feelin', gotta feelin', like a paralyse
It ain't no, it ain't no, it ain't no, it ain't no surprise
Turn on the T.V. let it drip right down in your eyes
Hey hey hey hey, it was the D.N.A.
Hey hey hey hey hey, that made me this way
Do you know, do you know, do you know, just how I feel?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, just how I feel?~"
Meanwhile…
"Moxxie, calm down." Millie giggled as her husband's enthusiasm was visible to everyone.
"I can't, how often does anyone get to say 'I went to Ozzie's'." Moxxie replied.
"~Sheer heart attack
Sheer heart attack
Real cardiac~"
Meanwhile…
Husker grumbled as Andromeda pulled on his wings.
'Don't kill the baby…' He mentally chanted, energy dice forming in his head, ready to be thrown at the toddler as she yanked out a few feathers.
"~I feel so inar, inar, inar, inar, inar, inar, inar, inarticulate~"
Just how I feel
Do you know, do you know, do you know. Do you know, just how I feel?~"
Nifty giggled as she picked the baby up, skuttling away from the grump cat sinner.
"Such a bad girl~" Nifty giggled as she booped Andromeda.
Andromeda giggled, liking the speed Nifty was going at before Sir Pentious took her from Nifty.
"You shouldn't run with a baby, you little gremlin!"
"~Do you know, do you know, do you know, just how I feel?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do you know, just how I feel?~"
Alastor watched the events play out.
His smile barely expanded or twitched.
He kept to himself as he didn't want to be around Naruto's spawn.
Least he does something dramatic.
"~Sheer heart attack
Sheer heart attack
Real cardiac~"
Meanwhile, Gluttony, Bee's Mansion…
"Alright~" Loona sounded as she parked the car. "We're here."
"My ass is numbAAAAH!"
Jayjay spun on her heel and smacked Vortex, who took the hit while laughing.
He had slapped her ass.
"What?" he chuckled. "I woke your butt up."
"Not funny!" Jayjay said, tears of mild pain and embarrassment forming in her eyes.
"It wasn't, I believe you." Naruto said as he put his hands on Jayjay's shoulders, leaning into her back. "But you'll take it out on him later tonight… with the big black one, right~"
Jayjay perked up, then smirked deviously as she glared at Vortex.
"Right~" She said before chuckling darkly, Naruto joining her.
Vortex felt his ass tighten as his tail went between his legs, ears laying flat.
Loona giggled, pulling Naruto from Jayjay, gently nudging the blue hellhound toward her beloved before she put her arm around Naruto's.
"Sex later, let's get FUCKED up!" She howled… then actually howled.
Naruto, Jayjay, and Vortex joined her howl with their own before laughing, the four of them entering Bee's home, which was packed full of guests.
Hellhounds, imps, succubus/incubi, and all other kinds of demons were around.
Meanwhile, Lust Ring, Ozzie's…
"Would you like anything else?" the waiter asked Millie and Moxxie as their food was brought up and put on the table.
"Maybe some…" Millie flicked her eyelashes, smirking. "Alcohol?"
"Millie, we got to drive…"
Millie glanced toward the stage then back to Moxxie.
Knowing what she was hinting at, Moxxie sighed, and gave in.
"We'll take…"
As the couple put their liquor order in, Blitz and Stolas clinked their wine glasses.
"Skål." Stolas cheered.
"Yes… Skull." Blitz awkwardly repeated, not knowing what Stolas had said, sounding it out.
The two drank their wine.
"Blitzy…" Stolas said softly, putting his hands together, his heart racing. "After this… would you… would you like to come over?"
"Oh, you want…" Blitz seductively implicated.
"No… I mean… yes, I'd like that." Stolas stammered. "BUT… I'd like to just watch a movie tonight. You know… change things up… not make it only about sex…"
Blitz tilted his head, quirking an eyebrow.
"What do you mean?" Blitz asked as the lights dimmed, smoke began to emit from the stage.
"Ladies and gentleman," a familiar gruff voice stated over the speaker as several Succubi dropped from the ceiling on small platforms. "I see some sexy faces around here tonight~"
Blitz stiffened, turning to the stage.
"Welcome, welcome," Fizzarolli announced, serpentine down a pole onto the center stage. "To Ozzie's, Lust Rings number one place for all kinds of sick and twisted Fantasies put on display for all you sleezes and sleezetse."
"Fuck." Blitz face palmed, his romantic gesture beginning to turn into a nightmare.
Chapter 118, DONE!
Yes, yes, YES!
We're getting to the good stuff now!
Andy being a little monster at the Hotel.
Fuu drinking/smoking herself into oblivion to run from her sadness.
Naruto, Loona, Vortex, and Jayjay entering Bee's party, do ya want me to put 'Cotton Candy' in the next chapter?
Ending it with Millie/Moxxie eating their dinner, Blitz and Stolas off to the side, with Blitz now regretting his decision while Verosika is waiting back stage.
I can't wait to see what happens next chapter.
Got a FUCK ton of new sketches on Deviantart if you wanna check them out, Boo1194 is where you wanna look.
ALSO, if you haven't noticed it, I posted a new story, NarutoXHazbin. It's called Butler of Morningstar. Please read if you're interested.
If you enjoyed the chapter, leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.