Freakazette in the Animaniacs! Chapter 4: Freakazette in the Animaniacs: S1-EP4, an animaniacs fanfic

Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of 'Freakazette in the Animaniacs!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

[Opening Segment]

It was a quiet and normal morning in Toon Town-Burbank California as we then appeared at the Warner Bros. Studio and we zoom into the parking lot as we cue over at the Warner Bro.' Water Tower, and the top of said water tower opened up as we see a hot air balloon with the combined faces of the Warners comes out, and Freakazette and Wakko reached into their Hammerspaces and Gag Bags to pull out a fan as the duo then used them to propel the hot air balloon forward and the Warners cheered loudly as they all flew through the air.

~{Freakazette in the Animaniacs Theme Song!}~

Freakazette and the Warners: It's Time for Freakazette in the Animaniacs!

And we're zany...to...the max!

So just sit back and relax!

You'll laugh till you collapse!

This is Freakazette in the Animaniacs!

It was a quiet and normal morning in Toon Town-Burbank California as we then appeared at the Warner Bros. Studio and we zoom into the parking lot as we cue over at the Warner Bro.' Water Tower, and the giant-ass steel shield door on the water tower suddenly opened up harshly as we see Freakazette, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot popping out of the water tower with big grins on their faces as they spread out their arms and danced along for a bit before jumping out of their home as they landed on the ground with Freakazette bouncing forward with the help of her forked tail as Yakko bounces on his butt and held onto his feet as Wakko bounces across on his head and Dot was able to somehow bounce forward while doing some cartwheels as the Animaniacs then leaped ahead.

Sighing heavily in tiredness and sheer boredom, Dr. Scratchansniff could be seen sitting on a reclining brown chair while watching a show on the television as the Warners, who were wearing labcoats and goggles, appeared on the scene and Yakko lowered Scratchansniff's chair downwards with the lever of the examination chair as Wakko and Dot reached into their Hammerspace to pull out a couple of feathers and began tickling his feet, sending him into hysterical laughter as a smirking Freakazette reached down to grab onto the floor and pulled it away, causing a screaming Dr. Scratchansniff to fall down into the black abyss while the Animaniacs were able to remain floating in the air as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers with Freaky and the Warners signing the last verse.

Yakko and Wakko: Come join the Warner Brothers!

Freakazette and Dot: And the Warner Sisters-Franky and Dot!

Freakazette and the Warners: Just for fun, we run around the Warner Movie Lot!

A smiling Yakko and Wakko can be seen dancing along the Warner Bros.' Studio Lot in a silly way and could be seen wearing fancy tuxedos and top hats while holding onto canes as Freakazette and Dot jumped into the scene while wearing blue/red sparkling dresses and fancy makeup as they struct cute poses, but then the Girls noticed that they accidentally overlapped each other as the duo grows angry at this and the Alien Female Toon reached into her Hammerspace to pull out a giant laser while the Earth Toon reached into her own Hammerspace to pull out her mallet as they were about to attack each other, only for the Warners Brothers to warn the Female Toons that they have attracted the attention of Ralph the Security Guard.

Doing a double take at this in shock and worry, the Warners quickly use their Toon Speed to zoom away while leaving behind their fancy outfits as a glaring Ralph chases after them with a Toon-Proof Net, and we see the Warner Brothers and Warner Sisters arriving at a random part of the Warner Bros.' Studio Lot in their normal outfits with big smiles on their faces as they posed for the readers, only to be caught by Ralph as, unknown to them, he accidentally left behind Freakazette as she was able to replace herself with a cutout version of her likeness in the middle of them getting captured.

The Warners: They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught!

But Franky breaks us loose, and we then vamoose!

Freakazette and the Warners: And now you know the plot!

Pouting sadly, the Warners could be seen getting thrown into the Warner Bro. Water Tower as Ralph locked up the giant ass steel door with a satisfied look on his face, but then raised a confused eyebrow as he felt something squirm around in his shirt and screamed in fear and shock as a growling Freakazette popped out of his shirt while resembling those creatures from Alien, scaring the crap out of Ralph as he turned around to run away while dropping both Freakazette and his keys to the Warner Bro. Water Tower as she morphed herself back to normal and reached down to grab the keys as the Alien Toon proceeded to turn around and open the door to the water tower as the Warners popped out with big grins on their faces.

Fast forwarding in time, we see all of the Warners cheering and laughing loudly as we see all of them running out of the Warner Studio Lot with Freakazette running on all fours as they rounded a corner and a glaring Dr. Scratchansniff, Hello Nurse, and Raph the Security Guard could be seen trying to chase after them in vain, only for them to halt at their tracks at the sight of the Warners standing in front of them while wearing war outfits as a smirking Freakazette could be seen having a big lever labeled, 'PLOT!', placed in front of her and she proceeds to pull down the lever as a huge explosion occurred underneath Scratchy, Heloise, and Ralph, sending them flying away into the sky until they become twinkles as the Warners shared high fives, only for them to getting hit by the title of the story again as Freaky and the Warners sang out the last verse cheerfully.

Freakazette and the Warners: This is Freakazette in the Animaniacs!

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks!

Wakko packs away the snacks while Freakazette abducts some poor saps!

This is Freakazette in the Animaniacs!

A smug-faced Dot could be seen standing in the middle of a large stage with a big spotlight shining down at her as she posed cutely for the big crowd audience placed in front of her, causing them to go, 'Awwwwwww!', at her cuteness as we see Yakko talking to an annoyed Yak non-stop and said animal moaned tiredly and defeat while splashing his face down into some soup as Yakko merely laughed at him, and we see an eager Wakko opening up his mouth like a snake to eat a truck-load of food as we then see Freakazette flying around in a cliche UFO and abducted a couple of scared, trembling Humans as the Warners popped inside of the UFO and hugged their Alien Toon Friend happily as they all beamed.

Freakazette and the Warners: Meet Pinky and the Brain, who want to rule the universe!

Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff, and say hi to Hello Nurse!

Goodfeathers flock together, Slappy whacks them with her purse!

Buttons chase Mindy while Rita sings a verse!

The Author flipped, we have no transcripts, so why bother to rehearse?!

Pinky and the Brain could be seen smirking evilly and smiling cheerfully as they stood on top of the Earth with Brain turning on a huge magnet with an awestruck Pinky gazing at the power beam before Saturn crashed down into the two as we then see Ralph T. Guard and Dr. Scratchansniff talking to each other near Ralph's Security Post as they waved at the readers happily, and we then see Hello Nurse walking down the street with her giant boobs bouncing around and her hartman hips strutting around as the Goodfeathers could be seen whistling and hollering perveterdly down at her from on top of a power line as the trio then flinched nervously when a glaring Slappy appeared beside the and whacked them away with her purse as a giggling Mindy can be seen running across a steel beam with a frantic and worried Buttons chasing after her panickedly as a smiling Runt appeared out of nowhere with Rita standing on top of him as she sings out her verse and we cue over at the real world as we see a crazy and manically laughing Vgn Golley faceplanting himself against the keyboard of his computer repeatedly with the Warners standing around him as they threw away their chapter transcripts with casual shrugs and knowing playful smiles on their mischievously cute faces.

The Whole Animaniacs Cast: This is Freakazette in the Animaniacs! We have pay-or-play contracts!

Freakazette and the Warners: We're zany to the max! We like to get some epic paybacks!

We're Animanie!

Totally insane-y!

On a large and colorful background, we see the whole Animaniacs Cast walking around with all of them pulling out their contracts as Freakazette, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Brain, Pinky, Ralph T. Guard, Dr. Scratchansniff, Hello Nurse, Slappy, Skippy, and Kattie Ka-Boom and her parents' contracts having the words, 'Original Series and Reboot Approved' while Rita, Runt, Minerva Mink, Wilfred Wolf, Newt, Buttons, Mindy, the Goodfeathers, Thaddeus Plotz, the Mime, Flavio the Hippo, Marita the Hippo, Gina Embryo, and Chicken Boo's contracts having the words, 'Original Series Approved and Reboot N/A'.

Reaching out her arms, Freakazette proceeds to pull the Warners into a big happy group hug with each other as we then cue over to the Ben and Van 10 Universe, specifically at the Null Void Dimension, as we see Freakazette and the Warners standing behind of an unsuspecting Azmuth and Zennith as they pulled out a couple of mallets as they began whacking him vengefully and we then see the gang standing in a blue-colored background as they all threw up their arms cheerfully with big smiles on their faces.

Wakko: I can count up to forty!

Wakko sang out the last verse cheerfully while holding out a piece of paper with the number, '40', written on it as Yakko and Dot clapped loudly while being proud of him as Franky shook her head playfully.

Freakazette and the Warners: This is Freakazette...in the...Ani...mani...acs! Those are the facts!

The Warners sang out the last verse cheerfully while standing inside the title of the story again with the Warner Brothers standing on the top of the logo while the Warner Sisters stood at the bottom as Freakazette, Yakko, Warner, and Dot then proceeded to lean back on the logo of their story casually with their hands on their cheeks as they grinned mischievously and winked.

~{Freakazette in the Animaniacs Theme Song Over...Duh!}~

~[Hooked on a Ceiling]~

Narrator: The Italian Renaissance was a glorious time of unprecedented achievement in the arts,

And perhaps the era's greatest figure was Michelangelo Buonarroti

And no, I'm not talking about Michelangelo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle,

I'm afraid popular culture has successfully eradicated the actual identities of the true poets of art

Now, for a brief reality check,

Michelangelo was a brilliant artist, not a turtle

His most famous works include the Marble Masterpiece, the Statue of David,

And, of course, the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel

Yes, this too, was created by the tortured genius, Michelangelo,

However, even this great artist needed help to carry out his vision.

"OUT! OUT! OUT!" A furious Michelangelo yelled while tossing a bunch of artists out of the Sistine Chapel placed in Rome in the year 1512 A.D. as he huffed at them angrily. "YOU INCOMPOTENT FOOLS! YOU CALL YOURSELVES ARTISTS?!" Michelangelo yelled while placing a sign on the wall that read, 'Painters Wanted!', as he then went inside the Sistine Chapel and spotted several people kneeling on the floor, praying as Michelangelo angrily stormed over to them. "And you! How can I work with all you peasants kneeling and mumbling?!"

"But Michelangelo, this is a church." A Peasant says as Michelangelo blinked slowly.

"Oh, that explains that infernal bell ringing." Michelangelo says before turning around to walk over to a door marked, 'Bell Tower', and opening it to see a Peasant ringing a bell periodically. "QUIET!" Michelangelo snapped angrily before slamming the door as he then turned around to walk over and climb up an incredibly tall and dangerous ladder as he stared up at his half-done painting. "I must be finished with my great masterpiece tonight before his eminence arrives, but I fired all my assistants! I'm alone! ALL ALONE!" Michelangelo screamed as he then covered his face and began sobbing intensely. "Oh heavenly muse, send me some help!" Michelangelo pleaded just as the Warners appeared out of nowhere as they kicked the door open, accidentally creating a big shockwave that flew over to collide against the ladder and destabilized as a screaming Michelangelo crashed down into the ground.

"It's Yakko!" Yakko yelled while wearing a fake black mustache, and his outfit consisted of a black beanie, his pair of white gloves, a long-sleeved smoky topaz jumpsuit, and no shoes.

"Wakko!" Wakko shouted while wearing a fake black beard and his outfit consisted of his red backwards baseball cap with a couple of holes that allow his ears to stick out, his pair of white gloves, a long-sleeved sky-blue jumpsuit, and no shoes.

"Dot!" Dot screamed while allowing her floppy black furry ears to be free and lose as they reached down to her back, and wore a yellow beanie, her pair of white gloves, a long-sleeved pink jumpsuit, and no shoes.

"And Freakazette!" Franky says while tying up her long black hair into a high ponytail with the help of a purple scrunchie, and wore a black beanie, her pair of white gloves, a long-sleeved dark purple jumpsuit, and a pair of light purple shoes as she had her Biomnitrix Symbol planted on her chest.

"If you need your ceiling painted, come see us! We will paint it better than a guy named, 'Gus'~," The Warners sang while reaching into their Hammerspaces to pull out a couple of paint buckets and throw them up into the air to cover the area around them with blue paint as Franky then created a multiversal portal and reached into it to pull out Gus from the White Dragon Warlock In The Owl House Universe as, before he could ask what was going on, Freakazette then kicked him back into his universe and closed up the portal behind him. "If it's flaking and it's peeling, we will renovate your ceiling, we will make it so appealing, come see us~!," The Warners sang as the blue background then peeled off and landed on top of them like a blanket as they then ripped through it, and we then see Franky and Dot lying on a piano while wearing blonde wigs and long red dresses as Yakko and Wakko were playing on the piano.

"Ceilings, nothing more than ceilings~,"

"Friends, we'll paint any ceiling for just 29.95. How do we do it? No overhead. In fact, when we get through, you'll have nothing overhead. And if you hire us, you'll have nothing in your head." Yakko says with a smirk to the readers as Wakko goes over to place an express escalator on the ground and jumps on it, only to be launched up into the ceiling, and it breaks apart as pieces of the ceiling crash down into the ground, and Yakko then held up a white sign with the words, '29.95', written on it in red letters as he then pointed at his head and began spinning his eyes crazily as Freakazette appeared beside him and reached up to grab a white slideshow with the words, 'Ceilings! Ceilings! Ceilings!' in red letters.

"We paint ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings. We don't paint floors 'cause they're beneath us. Also, don't talk to us about walls because those people are squares." Franky says with a grin as an angry and recovered Michelangelo marched up to them.

"Who are you?! What are you doing here?!"

"We heard you had a ceiling that needs paint," Yakko says with a casual shrug as Dot looks around curiously.

"Nice bungalo. This your place?"

"You fools, I'm the great Michelangelo! And this is the Sistine Chapel!"

"If you are so great, then why did you destroy the other fifteen chappels? Also, FYI, you are supposed to call it, 'Chapel the XVI'," Franky says cheekily as an angry Michelangelo walks over to grab the Warners and begins dragging them away.

"OUT! OUT! OUT!" Michelangelo screams while kicking open the doors as he prepares to throw the Warners out of the Sistine Chapel, but it then suddenly cuts to him being thrown away himself as he crashes down into the ground. "Huh?!"

"Ah, that gag never gets old." A bemused Franky says while slamming the door shut as she dusts off her hands.

"True that, Alien Sis. Anyway, you know, a little touchup will do wonders for this place, so let the fun begin." A smirking Yakko says as the others nod, and Dot then Spin Changed around to wear a Flag Girl outfit as her Brothers go over to stand in the starting line and hold white paint brushes.

"Gentlemen, start your rollers! Ready...set...go!" Dot ordered as Yakko and Wakko instantly used their Toonspeed to run up the walls and arrive at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel as they began painting it.

"Let me in! Let me in!" Michelangelo yelled with a glare while turning around to run over to try and break through the doors of the chapel, only to see a line of two Freakazettes as they were standing in front of another Franky, who had morphed herself to resemble Reg from SpongeBob.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?" Frankreg asked while pointing up at a large white sign planted on the front of the building as it reads, 'Salty Spitoon'.

"How tough am I? How tough am I?! I'm so tough that I had sex with two black guys who have 15-inch cocks."

"Yeah, so?"

"While on my period." Franky #1 says with a glare as Frankreg nods in approval and lets her inside of the Sistine Chapel as Franky #2 steps up.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?"

"How tough am I? How tough am I?! I once watched all of Velma multiple times 24/7 and I then wrote a 500-page essay on why Velma is a better cartoon than all of Scooby Doo Combined and I then post the essay...on the subreddit of Scooby Doo."

"Whoa, damn, that's insane. You are definitely in. I'm sorry for waisting your time, miss." An apologetic Frakenreg says while opening the door as Frank #2 spits on the ground and huffs as she gets inside and Michelangelo steps forward. "Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?"

"How tough am I? How tough am I?! I've painted more than 5,000 Square Feet of Frescoes and it took me four years to get to where I am right now."

"Eh, that's not really that impressive to be honest. I mean, my friends were able to finish their painting in less than a minute and covered about more than 10,000 Square Feet of Frescoes. That just shows that you are both a horrible painter and lazy."

"WHAT?!" A shocked and horrified Michelangelo asked while running into the Sistine Chapel as he screamed in surprise upon finding out that the Warner Brothers had painted the whole ceiling white. "What have you done to my beautiful ceiling?!"

"Ya like it? I gotta tell ya, we had a heck of a time covering up those naked people." Yakko says with a sly grin as a curious Dot turns to Franky.

"I'm surprised that you are not acting like a horny gremlin or something."

"Usually, I would, but this is a church, and I feel uncomfortable acting like a perv in the eyes of God." Franky says with a shrug and a heavy sigh as Dot nods in understanding.

"You FOOLS! You've ruined it! It's supposed to have pictures!"

"Pictures? Like these?" Wakko asked while reaching into his Gag Bag to pull out his wallet as he showed tons of pictures of all of the great memories that he and his family had over the past decades.

"Hey, don't worry Mike, our mistake." Yakko says with a shrug while walking up to Michelangelo as he grins slyly. "This hasn't happened to us since that Venus de Milo arms fiasco."

"Say, why don't you go paint that Moaning Lisa, Leonardo?" Dot suggested as Michelangelo glared down at her angrily.

"That's da Vinci."

"That's delightful."

"That's de-lovely, but, we got a ceiling to paint," Franky says while grabbing onto Michelangelo's hand as she begins dragging him away. "Why don't you go and hang out with your brothers and fight evil, eat pizza, and yell, 'Cowabunga!',"

"Yeah, that's a good idea," Michelangelo says with a nod as Franky leads him outside and closes the door behind him as he is about to leave, but stopped a bit upon realizing that he got tricked and grows angry.

"Hey! Wait a minute, I'll teach those idiots to fool with the great Michelangelo!" Michelangelo snapped while hitting a cylinder, making a sculpture as he then turned around and walked back over to get inside the Sistine Chapel as Michelangelo was stunned to see Yakko drawing the bullfighter, Wakko drawing dogs playing poker, Dot drawing Elvis Presley, and Franky drawing Paul flipping off with a big smirk on his alien face. "No! I'm ruined! RUINED!"

"I knew it. He prefers the Young Elvis." A somber Dot says while she and the others appear beside a crying Michelangelo as he grows angry and reaches behind him to pull out a Sistine Chapel Ceiling Paper.

"It is supposed to look like THIS!"

"Oh! More naked people!" A horrified Dot says while covering her eyes as Franky forces herself to look away and bite her tongue as she struggles to not take pictures of the naked people placed before her.

"I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you, Mike," Yakko says with a sly grin as he then leaned over to whisper into Michelangelo's ear. "This is a church," Yakko says while reaching over to grab the paper, scrunches it up, and throws it away carelessly.

"But his eminence is coming tonight and I MUST be finished! Please, you gotta help me!" A sobbing Michelangelo begged as the Warners grew angry, and placed their hands on their hips as they all glared at him.

"Wait a minute,"

"You expect us poor innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding

"Paint naked people all over a church?"

"And do it all by tonight?" Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Franky asked in unison sternly...before beaming as they smiled widely. "WE'LL DO IT!" The Warners exclaimed in unison as we then see Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Franky standing in front of a stage with multiple podiums placed in front of them as the spotlight shined down on the Toons.

"But we're not doing it for the sake of art."

"And we're not doing it for the sake of money."

"And we're not doing it for some measley recognization."

"No, we're doing it because...we like painting naked people!" Yakko, Wakko, Dot, and Franky exclaimed with a laugh as we then see them and Michelangelo working together to recreate Michelangelo's Original Painting and even helping him finish the rest of his masterpiece, except for a single blank spot as Michelangelo was stumped on figuring out what to paint on it.

"I still don't know what to paint in this blank space. and his eminence will be here any minute." Michelangelo says worriedly just as the Peasents around them began saying that his eminence was coming as he grew worried. "Oh, no, he's already here, what do we do?!"

"Don't worry, Mikey, you go and greet him while we finish up," Franky says reassuringly while pushing Michelangelo forward just as the doors were opened as a hooded figure appeared in the Sistine Chapel, and Michelangelo went over to bend down to begin kissing his feet.

"Your eminence, I'm so glad you could come. I worked so hard to please you. I hope you'll like my ceiling." Michelangelo says while gesturing upwards, but then his eyes bugged out in shock and horror upon realizing that the Warners had drawn in a drawing of Maddie Fenton, Dexter's Mom, Trudy Proud, Joanna, Helen Parr, and Deb Turnbull taking baths with each other in a waterfall as they all posed sexily, and Michelangelo began sobbing again, thinking that he was ruined as his eminence then removed his head to reveal that it was Vgn Golley as he beamed.

"I love it!"

"He loves it!" The Warner Trio cheered as a grinning Freakazette appeared in front of the readers.

"Painting is like showbusiness. You have to know your audience...also, yeah, sorry, I couldn't resist making a sex joke, sue me,"

~[Goodfeathers: The Beginning]~

Squit: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Goodfeather

You see, if you were a Goodfeather, you had it all

You were somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies

Like Franky, Bobby, and Pesto

Those guys were my heroes

"Hey, coo, I'm walking here." An angry Pesto says as we see him, Bobby, and Franky (Who had morphed herself into a blue pigeon) can be seen walking down the sidewalk, and the people move around them, not because they were scared of them due to the trio being in the Godfeathers but because they didn't want their shoes getting popped on or get diseases from them.

"You walking with me? Is that what you're doing? Are you walking with me? I don't see anybody else here. Are you walking with me?"

"Man, what a beautiful day for a walk." Franky says with a contentful sigh as, unknown to them, Squit can be seen spying on them while standing on top of a nearby lampost.

Squit: Franku, Bobby, and Pesto weren't afraid of anything or nobody

"Oh, look, a kitty cat." Franky cooed while glancing over at a nearby alleyway as she and the others spotted a cat stalking towards them menacingly with Pesto and Bobby panicking as they struggled to try and fly away, but stopped as the cat merely walked past them harmlessly.

"Hey, coo, you!"

"Yeah, run pussy cat!"

"Mess with us, will yous? Coo off!" Cat doesn't know coo about what he's messing with!"

"Eh, I hear that!" Pesto and Bobby yelled in unison as Franky rolled her eyes playfully.

"Well, I'm happy to find out that there wasn't only one pussy around here."

"What is that supposed to mean?" An angry Pesto asked as Franky was about to make a sarcastic retort, but then-

"Hey, Goodfeathers! How ya doing Bobby?! Hiya Pesto! Sup, Franky!" An excited Squit says while getting their attention as he flies down to land before the Goodfeathers.

"Coo, well look who we got over here." Bobby says with a raised eyebrow as Pesto glared at him.

"What's wit' you?" Pesto asked as Squit sweated nervously.

"Well, I-I would like to become a Goodfeather."

"For real?" A surprised Franky asked as Pesto and Bobby looked at each other and laughed heavily as a disheartened Squit pouted. "Sure, why not? If Pesto can be a Goodfeather, then you can."

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!" Pesto asked Franky angrily as Bobby chuckled amusedly and Squit gave the trio a cheerful smile.

"Come on, guys, there's no need to laugh at me. Franky is right. If Pesto can be a Goodfeather, I can too."

"Whaddaya mean by that?!" A furious Pesto asked as he walked over to a surprised and anxious Squit.

"I-I just think you are an amazing and tough bird to be able to join the Goodfeathers," Squit says with a smirking Franky snaps her wings and creates subtitles underneath him that make him speak like he is saying something completely different.

"Oh, I see, motherfucker, you are saying that I'm an overdone piece of meat, is that what you're saying?! What am I, a plate of dry steak butt meat here to amuse you?!"

"No, I didn't say that at all! I just said that if someone as cool as you can join the Goodfeathers, I can too!"

"Oh, so you think that I'm cool?" A seemingly calm Pesto asked as Squit nodded nervously.

"Yeah."

"I'm cool?"

"The coolest-,"

"THAT'S IT!" Pesto snapped furiously while flying over to begin beating up Squit as Bobby and Franky shared a laugh but then flinched in surprise as they spotted their boss walking towards them.

Standing before them is a 20-inch-tall, 96-year-old Male Toon Pigeon with a dark gray head as he has black eyes, thin black eyebrows, a large yellow beak with human-like teeth, long white wings with blue/pale gray edges, white feathers with a cream-colored underbelly, a pigeon-like build, a large dark gray feathery tail, and a pair of two-toed pink legs. His name is Godpigeon, the Boss of the Goodfeathers as he is a parody of the character of Vito Corleone (played by the late Marlon Brando) from The Godfather.

"The Godpigeon." A worried Bobby says as Franky then walks over to reach into the dustcloud and reaches to grab onto Pesto as she swiftly pulls him out of it.

"Hey, what's wrong?!" Pesto asked as Franky pointed over at the Godpigeon, and the Male Pigeon Toon flinched worriedly as they and Bobby then stood up straight as even Squit did the same and the Godpigeon walked forward as he mumbled something.

"The Godpigeon, Solly, wants to know who you are," Bobby says to Squit, who perked up as he smiled.

"Oh, I'm Squit." Squit says as Franky, Bobby, and Pesto blink a bit before they begin laughing loudly as he frowns lightly. "Listen, I'll do anything to be a goodfeather." Squit says as Godpigeon mumbles, and Bobby turns to him.

"He says you're in-,"

"Alright!"

"If you come through with some food." Bobby interrupted as Godpigeon nodded and turned around to walk away.

"Sure. I'll get some food. No problem." Squit says nervously while looking around as he then perked up at the sight of a bagel placed in the middle of the street.

"Alright, a bagel." An excited Squit says as he begins making his way over to the street."

"Do you think that we should help him?" Franky asked the others curiously as Pesto raised an eyebrow oddly.

"Why so?" Pesto asked just as the rush hour occurred as a bunch of cars appeared and flattened a groaning and pained Squit as the bagel was perfectly left in tact surprisingly enough. "...Yeah, he needs help," Pesto says with a deadpan look on his face as we then fast forward in time and we see the group flying above the street as they eye the bagel seriously and fly down to try and grab it, only for a truck to appear out of nowhere and ran them over as they yelped in pain. "Go for it."

"Pipe down."

"Go for it, would ya?"

"Hey, coo off. I'll go for it when I wanna go for it."

"So go for it, pussy." Franky says as a huffing Bobby tries to set his foot down but stops as a speeding car zooms past them, and the Goodfeather Group decides to all go for it, but the ground begins vibrating due to the New York City Marathon going on as Freakazette and the boys screamed panickedly as they try to run away, but get trampled by them as they groaned in pain and we then fast forward in time as we see Goodfeather Group going down into the subway.

"So this is the plan, see. We get under the manhole, you know what I'm saying?" Bobby asked as the others nodded.

"Yeah, yeah yeah."

"Oh, we then snatch the bagel from underneath." A beaming Franky says as Pesto nods.

"Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah. Fuhgeddaboudit, you're a genius, Bobby."

"Yeah, I'm a genius over here."

"Yeah, you're a real smart bird, Bobby," Squit says with a smile as Bobby turns to glare at him.

"Don't be a kiss ass, Bobby."

"Yeah, that's Pesto's job."

"Franky, I swear to fucking god," A huffing and furious Pesto says as he and the others got into the train and began riding it as, unknown to them, the Warners can be seen running from Ralph T. Guard through the train, and we then fast forward in time as we see the train coming to a full stop and the doors were opened as the Goodfeathers flew out of it and they made their way over to the ladder as the gang climbed up it with Freakazette, Pesto, and Squit working together to climb up each other to allow Bobby to climb up them and reached up to poke his wing through the hole on the manhole.

"Get your flipping wing out of my eye."

"Quit shoving, will ya?"

"Can you idiots shut the fuck up and stop moving around. My back is hurting." Franky says with a glare as Bobby rolls his eyes at the others and stretches up his wing to try and grab the bagel, but then a random bus comes out of nowhere and flattens Bobby's wing, causing him to scream in pain as he and the others then fall down from the ladder and onto the train tracks. "What the hell, Bobby?!"

"I had it! I had it! Then badabing bang boom my wing is introduced to radio tires!" Bobby yelled angrily just as a random train appeared and smashed into the Goodfeather Group as we then fast forward in time and we see the gang standing on the sidewalk as Bobby was now wearing a Police Uniform with a red whistle wrapped around his neck.

"Where'd you get the uniform, Bobby?" Squit asked as Bobby scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"You ask too many questions. Wait here." Bobby says while going over to the middle of the street and blowing the whistle as all of the vehicles immediately come to a stop, and the others go over to the bagel as Presto grabs it with his beak.

"Alright, you did it. Yes, Pesto, you are one swell bird." Squit says as Pesto immediately grows angry and turns to him.

"What do you mean by that?"

"Why, I said you're swell, that's all." Squit says as a smirking Franky snaps her wings and creates subtitles underneath him that make him speak like he is saying something completely different.

"You saying that I got a big head, is that what you're saying?!" Pesto asked furiously while letting go of the bagel as he walked over to glare over at a sweating Squit. "What am I, a bloated puffy round head, here to amuse you?!"

"Nah, I didn't say that, I just-I said you're swell."

"I am swell?"

"Yeah, you're swell."

"Swell?"

"Yeah-,"

"THAT'S IT! HERE'S YOUR SWELL! I GOT YOUR SWEEL RIGHT HERE!" Pesto snapped while going over to fight against Pesto as Franky laughed and then flew up into the air to enjoy the show.

"Pesto! Squit! Knock it off! Hey, yo, ah?!" Bobby yelled while blowing a whistle at them to stop them from fighting, but also caused all of the vehicles to start again, and it caused all of the boys to get crushed by the same car tire.

"Huh, I guess I'm out," A whimpering Squit says just as the Godpigeon appears as he mumbles something and turns around to walk towards the street, and all of the cars instantly stop because of him, shocking Franky and the boys as the Godpigeon goes over to grab the bagel and eats it whole before turning around to return back to the sidewalk as the cars began driving again and the Godpigeon then spreads out his foot, which is kissed by Bobby and Pesto as Franky went over to kiss his cheeks, and much to the surprise of the trio, Godpigeon held out his other foot so that it can be kissed by Squit as he then mumbled something and turned around to fly away.

"You have been given the Godpigeon's blessing. You're in." Bobby says as a surprised Franky turned to him.

"Wait, really? He's in? But he didn't even do anything." Franky pointed out as Bobby shrugged while an excited Bobby smiled as he beamed.

"I'm in? I'm in!" A beaming Squit says as he then goes over to kiss Pesto happily.

"Fajole?! You slobbering all over me over here!"

"Well maybe he thinks you're cute, you know what I'm saying," Bobby says with a laugh as an angry Pesto turns to Squit.

"Cute? You think I'm cute?" Pesto asked as Squit nervously glanced over at Franky, who stood there and did nothing, as he mentally sighed in relief and turned back to Pesto as he shook his head. "THAT'S IT! CUTE?! I'LL SHOW YOU CUTE!" Pesto snapped as he went over to begin beating up a grunting Squint.

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Squit: And that's how I became a Goodfeather

~[Wheel of Morality And End]~

"Gee, guys, I'm confused," Wakko says as we see him and the rest of the Warners walk through the Toon Town Burbank Park as Yakko rolls his eyes playfully.

"What else is new?"

"No, I mean about today's chapter. What was the moral of the story?"

"We have morals in our chapters now?" A disbelieving Franky asked as Yakko nodded.

"Yep, we do, and that's a very good question, Wakko, and to learn the answer, let's consult the wheel of morality," Yakko says just as the Wheel of Morality appeared before them as he and Franky went over to begin spinning the wheel. "Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn." Yakko says just as the Wheel of Morality stops spinning as it spits out a piece of paper with the words, 'Moral Number 4' written on it.

"And the moral of today's story is...never ask what hot dogs are made of because they are secretly made of dogs."

"Of course, it all makes perfect sense now. Thanks for clearing that up-Wait, hot dogs are made out of dogs?!" A panicking Wakko asked just as Ralph T. Guard appeared as the Warners yelped in surprise and were quick to use their Toonspeed to zoom away to safety.

[Ending Segment]

After fast-forwarding to nighttime, we see the Warners arriving at the Warner Brother Studios as they run over to the Warner Brothers Water Tower and Freakazette reaches into her Hammerspace to pull out a lever as she places it down on the ground and pulls on it, causing the Warner Brother Water Tower to lower itself down into the ground and the Warners leaped into the railing just as Ralph T. Guard appeared into the scene as he ran over to grip the railings, but much to his shock and worry, Dot pulled out a slingshot and fired a pebble over to collide against the lever as it caused the Warner Brother Water Tower to shoot up to its usual height, and it sends a screaming Ralph flying away as Franky and the others shrugged playfully as they then leaped into their home and Yakko reached over to grab onto the giant-ass steel shield door as he then slammed it shut.

And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.