I have always liked kaiju, but what if they were MOVIE ACTORS? Summary:

There is a certain family of Godzillasauruses that live in Odo Island, they recently traveled to Birth Island for their seasonal vacation. Our main character is Godzilla the Younger, the Godzilla that starred in millenium Godzilla movies (1999-2004, AKA English era in this universe) and when he was a child actor in the Heisei era(1993-1995). He's the famed son of Gojira (Showa, Heisei, Shin and all shorter Godzillas the Kiryus) and grandson of the Monsterverse's Godzilla the Elder. He's trying to get used to the fact that his filming sprees are random, the 'When's your next movie?' questions and the fact that a Divine Moth named Mothra Virgo hangs ot a little too much time with him. This much to Mothra Leo's (her cousin) displeasure.

Note: Godzillasauruses age 4 times slower than humans.

I dont own the big G nor his fellow kaiju, otherwise Toho would sue me.

"Dad, can you stop carrying Minilla like a rag doll?" Godzilla the Second asked to his father, Giojira, as said kaiju lifted his very own grandson by the tail.

"But Daddy..." Minilla began, only to get shot down by his father.

"No Minilla."

This shot down Minilla, considering how there aren't any 50ft widescreen TVs yet in the seasonal home, they will arrive soon though, but not now.

"That is not a proper way to treat your son, son!"

"Grampa's right Dad!"

Godzilla then looked at the odds: If Minilla and his father were to continue messing around, then his grand father, Godzilla the Elder, popularily recognized as Old Man G, will wake up and roar out that they will ruin his beauty sleep. Considering and juggling between the two, he decided to leave the two to face the GreatGrandfather's wrath.

Outside and at a Cave...

Mothra Virgo was just lying down in a dark cave. Despite being in Larvae form, she was hiding from what other Zodiac based Divine Moths experience: Being worshipped by the natives.

"Where is Lady Virgo?"

"I dunno where she is!"

The thing that she hated about being a larva is that she can only stay awake until 9 in the evening.

"Just a little long Virgo... You can't quit hiding-"

"Virgo." She heard a gruff voice that was extremely familiar.

"Is that you Goji?" She then asked, using Godzilla's popular nickname when he's on screen. Said kaiju then chuckled and glowed his scutes in a soft glow.

"Heh! Says the food and virginity 'diety'. It's like if I pray to you, you conjure a buffet the size of my grandfather!"

"Are you saying that I binge eat?!" The massive caterpillar then flared in anger and embarrassment...

Imaginary realm...

Godzilla appears infront of an adult/ImagoVirgo as he chants out "Lady Mothra, I present to you this massive wheat, razz and blackberry treat the size of Ghidorah, please accept my offering and make a wedding feast appear for Biollante..."

"Did you forget the strawberries and honey?"

"Nope! They come in a bottle!"

"Okay then!" The Moth then pulls out a bib from nowhere and takes a bite.

Back to reality...

"Wh-What?! No! No." The dinosaur reassured.

"That would be disruptive to the cult's routine!"

"Sorry!" Godzilla then answered in a sheepish way.

"*sigh* It's okay." the moth caterpillar then softly answered, knowing that Godzilla is just as inexperienced as her when it came to conversations. Yet again...

"*VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!* Who woke me up from my beautiful slumber?!" Godzilla's grandfather, Old Man Godzilla, otherwise known as Godzilla's namesake, roared on the surface of the island.

"Heheheheh! Did you really have to leave your son with your father and wake up your grandfather?" Virgo then asked, sniggering from the wording Old Man G used when being woken up suddenly.

"Hey, I don't see anyone complaining. Maybe your family's cultists, but they will shrug it off."

"Ha! Touche!" was what he got in response in a friendly, but flirty manner... "You really know how to push my buttons... Did you know that I'm gonna go into my cocoon tonight Goji? I'll finally be in imago form!"

"Hey! That's great! Uh... I gotta go now. But Virgo?"

"Yeah Goji?"

"Can I get some giga-prunes?" He then inquired.

"Ooooo- *Zap!* Kay!" the larva then turned the largest boulders that can crush an elephant into large prunes the size of her head.

"Thanks!" a happy Godzilla then pats her on the head before walking out as Virgo then crawled to her temple...

Back at the Seasonal home...

"Look what you made me do! Now I can't take a dump in the toilet without prunes!" Old Man G shouted as he sat on the massive toilet, waiting for his prunes inwhich Godzilla is still getting.

"Tou-san, you do know that Godzilla is still getting the prunes!" Gojira complained as he sat down in the living room, waiting for Godzilla.

"*Bang!* Sorry Gramps! I tripped over some rocks! but I got your prunes!" Godzilla shouted to his grandfather, passing the giga-prunes through the door, with Old Man G eating one.

"Ohhhhhh! *Pbbbbbbt!* That felt GO-*Pbbbbbbt!* OD! *Pbbbbbbt!*" The ancient dinosaur roared as he released his waste.

"Oh *blah!* Moths! Dad, why does Gramps do that?!" Godzilla then complained towards his father, who was staring in disgust also.

"Believe me son. This is for the best. You will find out why when you are a few centuries older." The grandfather muttered as he stared at the bathroom in hesitation, listening to the constant flushing of the toilet.

"I feel so- Oh... GET OUT OF ME!!! *Pbbbbbbbt!*" This was honestly one of the most scarring moments of Godzilla's life, hearing his insanely loud grandfather take a dump.

"Where's Minilla?"

"Playing with the locals." Gojira then muttered in pride. Socializing is one of the proper ways to make real friends, as Old Man G told him.

Chapter 1 end...

Gozilla's life in this universe is pretty unusual, But this is the Simply Stupid universe. EVERYONE has issues. Just so you know, this will be the first time I'll add an OC in the Simply Stupid universe. Thanks for reading! Now go ahead and review!